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When I was in JSS2(boarding house), I had a dream that my dad's driver came to pick me up from the hostel. He went to the admin office first to get me an exeat. The day was a Wednesday. He then came to pick me of from the hostel and then we zoomed off in my dad's Benz 280, it was blue.

While we were in the car, sensing that something was wrong, I asked him why he had come to pick me up and he said, "your dad sent me to pick you up". I then asked, "why exactly, is he dead?". He just laughed and said, "no" then he laughed and said "you'll know the reason why, when we get home".

When we got home, I ran upstairs into my dad's room and there he was lying down. Dead. I stared at him for a while and then walked over to the bed, shook him and said, "daddy, stop playing and open your eyes". He opened his eyes and we both laughed.

The next weekend, on a saturday, my dad and his driver came to visit me in school.when I saw him, he was looking really sick(he's diabetic). We went into the hostel's canteen and that was when he told me that he had swallowed 100 tablets of valium 5, in an apparent suicide attempt. According to him, he instructed each of his staff ie the driver, gateman, secretary, house help to buy him packets of valium 5 from different pharmacies in the area under the guise that he was going to need them for a trip.

He took them all and passed out. He was unconscious for 3 days and woke up on wednesday, the same day I had the dream

frank317:
And what more can be worst than ignorance that comes with its own delusion. Now someone can sit in his comfort of his home and tell you about Gods personality, yet the same person would the you that this same God is beyond human comprhension. They give so many omini yet they explain him like a human.

Ominibogus!

johnydon22:
I have once discussed with a christian who was laughing at the idea of a golden apple that bestows immortality in greek mythology. . . i was like WTF and this same person believes there is a fruit in a perfect garden called eden that also bestows immortality. . .imagine the irony, he is laughing at himself.

Religious beliefs are somewhat of a comedy skeet if you look at it directly...lol..

Most religionists don't read about the history of their religion or study up on other religious beliefs. Those are some of the factors of their ignorance

Scholar8200:
That's not true!

Enlighten us please

plaetton:
Good information.

Its very funny that anytime someone kills a snake, they claim that it is a mysterious Snake.

Our people are Sooo much in love with MYSTERY, yet they refuse to learn basic Science, which tend to explain and simplify all mysterious.

Ignorance is bliss

vfactor:
1. U onced mention that the book of Job is the most ridiculous story ever written. So I believe u know my source.

2. You should be clear enough to state the end of the world u mean. Seeing that end of the world can have varied meanings

3. God chooses to wield his power of fore knowledge only in situations that affect his set out purpose. And not for every human activity like eating sleeping etc. A prophecy concerning the destruction of babylon by Isaiah, states the name of the Persian king and his mode of entry into Babylon. It however does not state which clothes he will wear or how many solders he would use.

4. God limits using his power of forkwoledge at all times cos he created humans with freewill and allows them to exercise that freewill freely, while telling them of the repercussions of any choice they choose to make.

Next question!

Why did god create us with free will when he knew there was a possibility of us using this free will to destroy ourselves?

Even the "gun" which is created by man comes with a safety. The gun cannot just kill a man without being loaded, aimed(or miss aimed as the case may be) and fired at the target(or stray). This is exactly why DMX said in one of his tracks, "guns don't kill people, people kill people".

That being said, if god could have saved us the trouble and created us perfect but decided against it and created us with "free will" instead, what's the point of worshipping him when our destiny can be defined by our actions/inactions?

To ellaborate the question, if I can take panadol and cure my headache without praying to god why do I need to pray to god to cure my headache when I know he can't solve it without the aid of the panadol. In this case, the panadol is even more effective than god is

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Not the adjective I would have used to describe that..

I was describing the whole process and not the result, as shown in the pic

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KingEbukasBlog:
I feel so bad that I came around here when it has been infested with the atheists . I hardly enjoy any thread without it being about God's existence . This section , for me as a Christian , was supposed to be for challenging topics in my Religion to be addressed . You know , discussions about God , spiritual growth etc. Not what we are experiencing now . *Sigh* So for me , it has to be what I've learnt about certain people on this board .

For God-believers : DeepSight is no 1 for me , there's davidylan(very smart and pragmatic) , malvinsguy212 (calm and precise), UyiIredia (smart debater ) Joshthefirst ( loves how he combines God and science) , prophetudeme (keep feeding them with the word) , Inesqor (sounds like a physicist), KoloOyinbo(intelligent , massive respect for him) , misogynist (loves going down history lane , but you don't really have to ) , sportsmaster (God bless and strengthen you )

The atheists : Johnydon22 (close brother , atheist extremist ) , kay17(smart , but always asking the wrong questions) ,frank317(I just dont take his posts seriously ) , MrPresident (challenged me once and got crushed through the use of the word), theAtheist101 (always starts with "who created
God?" Idrismusty97 (He's very frustrated with his disbelief in God) , MizJanet (very obtuse ) , thehomer (smart but hypocritical) ,hahn (cool , raised by an atheist) , davien (smart , believes science has the answers ) ,dprogd(can be childish with his unbelief) , plaetton (ignorant ,arrogant and a bigot , am not sure how he lives with the public , resorts to insults when frustrated or not taken seriously)

C'est fini

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5minsmadness:
Whatever tissue the dermoid cyst "chooses" will continue to muliply until the woman gives birth. I saw one once of just teeth and had the pic but lost it with my old phone.

Beautiful

5minsmadness:
It happens.

Its called a DERMOID CYST.

Some give birth to only TEETH.

Interesting. Will the "baby" grow?

Pinocchioo:
I'm still yet to understand what these boko boys really want


Or is it that they're all just MAD

They are JUST mad

Faita:
What he meant is that a picture of the first camera was taken with another camera that was built later. The first camera didn't disappear after other cameras were built.

Pictures of the second camera while taking the a picture of the first camera or idonbelieveit

spyder880:
I think I will need to go back to school, because I am not understanding the English of the youths of nowadays. Please help me scrutinise this quotation for cabinet works in a site I am handling and please tell me what you think. Happy weekend.

Damn!

What the hell?