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chocolateme:
Wrong choice of words but I'm so angry sharing this, how can a grown up 34 year old be so foolish in decision making process.
He wants to assist me financially so I can boost my new moving business of male Tshirts, it's working for me within my coast but why does he have to give a condition that I have to change my line of business to female clothing with reasons that my current business will draw guys closer to me and before you know it one man's jewel becomes another man's own.
What's all these nonsense, has women not been dealing on guy's clothings before now? Abel he should evaporate with his assistance and leave me alone. I'm talking about how to make life conducive and bearable for us and future family, he's is busy roasting black with insecurity. I'm even tired of all these Abel, for how long?

Its all about trust. I'm married and I'm into human hair and atimes my wife over reacts because I do home deliveries sometimes but truth is when your partner loves you, there's bound to be jealousy. You just need to let him understand that the growth of your business is good for your relationship. If he really means well, he should partner with you so he can use attract more customers. Sometimes, my wife makes deliveries and its a partnership. When she considers the stress of making deliveries and handling clients even she has realised that there's no place for konji.

He just needs to trust you more

fr3do:
I hope you are not referring to colonization and westernization as civilization! Because that will be ignorance personified.

Ignorance personified is when you fail to acknowledge sarcasm when you see it

Afrok:
boss jokingly i said Chris B's legs looked bleached to me, abii na tattoo? that was why i said his pic looks unreal to me. May be oyinbo don dey bleach then .

Happy first Sunday and a new week sir...

Chris Brown isn't Oyibo(caucasian), he's a black american so its possible he has tried to lighten his skin colour

Ucheosefoh:
The semi illiterate presidential candidate and clueless president

And a clueless people

I'd love to do this to one of our politicians someday

adaweezy:
with 170 million people compare to our population rank

Is this factor supposed to be a plus or a minus?

He looks a lot like derenle

Very cool. Credit card wahala don tire person

The guy was drunk. Why would he claim victory over a drunk guy?

Allureoftheseas:
Poverty iz bad I swear

Paying more for a dissatisfactory service isn't proof of success. Its stupidity

donteddy:
Oga use your brain. It is just a prototype. Forget d cloth difference.

You can only use what you have

After this long and poorly arranged write up you still declined to add pics. You nor try at all

runzlord:
The smartphone wave of 2015 promises
to bring us devices that are expected to
come with more refined looks, perform
faster, snap better images, and have
longer-lasting batteries.
In 2015, we will see the beginning of the transition to 64-bit for Android, and
Qualcomm - the largest chip maker on
Android - has stepped up to the
challenge with a comprehensive lineup
of 64-bit chips covering everything from
the high to the low-end and in-between. The Snapdragon 810 will be at the heart
of many of the flagships, leading the
way with impressive new features like
higher clock speeds, faster, LPDDR4 RAM
support, Adreno 430 graphics. The new
chip will even outpace high-end cameras with its support for HEVC and
the new h.265 codec that will make
possible longer and more efficient
recording in high resolutions like 4K.
2014 has also started a little revolution
in battery life longevity with multiple devices now capable of running a full
two days off the charger even under
heavier use, and the introduction of ultra
power saving modes help your phone
last the night even when battery life falls
in the single percentage zone. Expect this trend to continue in 2015.
However, this is just a part of what we
expect to see in the smartphone class of
the new year. Join us as we start our
countdown for the most anticipated
device of 2015 right below. Which one do you like best? 15. OnePlus Two Expected release date: April 2015 The OnePlus One was unveiled early in
2014, showing us how Chinese
smartphone makers can often do what
seems impossible: put truly flagship-
grade specs in a smartphone and adorn
them with a price of a mid-ranger. The company, a spin-off of Oppo, however,
seems to have launched the OnePlus
One more for the hype that it generated
rather than for the mass user. With a
series of mishaps, a sexist marketing
campaign, and a confusing invitation- based system, the OnePlus One quickly
started becoming a OnePlus Annoyance
for its wanna-be buyers. Rumors have
been flying around for a follow-up,
though, a OnePlus Two of kinds.
Hopefully, the company has learned from its mistakes, and the rumored
smaller (some say 5.2" OnePlus Two
could finally offer us that lucrative
combination of a good price and
flagship-grade specs.

14. Moto X (2015 edition) Expected release date: September 2015 The Moto X started a new chapter for
Motorola under Google in 2013, and
while it was not a technological wonder,
it offered wonderous customization
options - you could tweak its color and
even the material of the back cover. In 2014, two things happened - the Moto X
(2014 edition) showed that Google is
learning from its mistakes, as it fixed the
specs on the Motorola flagship, bringing
it on par with the competition, and then...
Lenovo acquired Motorola. We're curious to see what the Moto X
(2015 edition) brings as Lenovo has
confirmed that it will continue using the
Motorola brand in many markets.

13. Microsoft Lumia 2020 PureView (Lumia 1020 successor) Expected release date: Spring 2015 We've been waiting for a successor to
the Nokia Lumia 1020 for nearly a year
and a half now, as the 2013 Nokia
flagship still has unmatched camera
performance. After all the turbulence in
Nokia Windows Phone land, though, it seems all is clear for launch: the
Microsoft Lumia brand has killed Nokia,
and the awesome PureView technology
that has been years in development
could finally grace more people.
In 2014, Microsoft has focused on releasing a huge Windows Phone 8.1
update, and with the software as a base,
the Lumia 2020 PureView (or whatever
the Lumia 1020 successor is called,
we're just speculating with the name) is
eagerly anticipated.

12. Amazon Kindle Fire 2015 edition Expected release date: Late September 2015 Amazon's lineup of Kindle Fire tablets
has performed strongly, competing with
Samsung for the title of the most popular
Android-based tablet brand, but as the
future of tablets becomes less clear and
more complicated it's hard to predict what the 2015 edition of the Kindle Fire
will look like.
With rumors all around for a jump to
larger screen sizes that allow for more
laptop-like productivity, we would not
be at all surprised to see the new Kindle Fire tablets jump to a 12" screen size, or
even slightly more. As always, we also
expect great price, top-notch hardware,
and Amazon's heavy custom skin on top
of (hopefully) Android 5.0 Lollipop.

11. Motorola Moto G 2015 edition Expected release date: Spring 2015 The Motorola Moto G started a little
revolution in affordable devices back in
late 2013 when the first generation of
the phone launched, and this years, the
2014 edition of the Moto G also
impressed with its continued focus on a great price-to-feature ratio.
However, times are changing and the
Snapdragon 400 system chip in the Moto
G phones of 2013 and 2014 is starting to
show its age. That's why we expect
Motorola/Lenovo to introduce a new, Snapdragon 410-powered and 64-bit-
running Moto G in 2015 with the same
great display, good battery life and
camera.

10. Microsoft Surface Pro 4 Expected release date: May 2015 After Microsoft's first Surface laptop/
tablet combo that finally hit a good vibe
with customers, the Surface Pro 3, we
have all reasons to expect that the
Microsoft Surface Pro 4 will be even
better. Microsoft has perfected the hinge
mechanism, and the add-on keyboards
are a great addition for the Surface
lineup, but the big novelty we expect in
the 2015 Surface Pro 4 is a new and
more efficient Intel Broadwell 20nm chip. This should contribute to an even
longer-lasting battery, and improved
performance, something that would add
just one more reason to consider the
Surface over a traditional laptop.

9. Sony Xperia Z4 Expected release date: Late February 2015 Sony seems to have decided to stop
releasing two flagship Xperia Z handsets
every year, and instead focus on one
device that will be great all around. In
2015, that device is expected to be the
Xperia Z4. Sony is rumored to have decided to go
with a larger than before, 5.5-inch
display and a Quad HD resolution to
match the current trend. We're also
hoping that it improves its camera
interface (which is just too cluttered and complicated now), and why not, stuff the
Z4 with the 64-bit Snapdragon 810 to
make it a true rival to current flagships.

8. Xiaomi Mi5 Expected release date: July 2015 Xiaomi, a tongue-twister of a name (it's
pronounced as 'show-me'), has
managed to somehow become China's
largest phone seller in just a year, and it
has for a short while enjoyed a place in
the top 3 of 2014's world's biggest phone makers, but you might have not
even heard about it. Yes, it has managed
to do all this without official presence in
the United States and most of Europe,
relying on Asia and other markets.
However, this does not mean it is lacking such ambitions - high-profile ex-
Google and now Xiaomi marketing lead
Hugo Barra sees Xiaomi's phones more
fit for the developing world and markets
like Brazil will get its phones in 2015.
The one Xiaomi phone that you should really care about in 2015 is the expected
Xiaomi Mi 5. With a price for its flagships
traditionally at half that of other, well-
established companies, the Mi series still
crams in the latest of specs in an
impressive package.

7. LG G4 Expected release date: May 2015 The LG G4 might be the first phone to
launch with an in-house LG system chip,
and continue in the footsteps of the LG G3
- continuing to improve on the 5.5" Quad
HD display formula (the screen of the G3
was one of its weakest parts). LG has also traditionally maintained slightly
lower prices than its rivals, so we
expect to continue putting price
pressure on the big ones like Samsung
and force them to innovate more.

6. HTC One (M9) Expected release date: Early March 2015 The HTC One (M8) set a new standard for
a refined, sturdy, stylish all-aluminum
Android device (and some go as far as
to claim it inspired Apple for the iPhone
6 design), but that UltraPixel camera
with its poor, 4-megapixel resolution just did not seem to be on par with what
everyone else offered in terms of image
and video quality.
We're hoping praying that HTC takes note and finally improves the camera
resolution as well as quality, and if it
maintains that stand-out design, the One
(M9) might finally kickstart the return to
glory for the ailing company. After all,
that style and the fast and smooth Sense software are assets that not many other
Androids have.

5. Apple iPad Pro (12” model) Expected release date: Spring 2015 We've been hearing about a 12.2-inch
iPad Pro model for quite a while, but it
seems that 2015 will be the year when
Apple will finally be ready with the big
announcement that will change the face
of its iPad lineup, and could change the definition of a tablet. The iPad Pro is
speculated to replace the 7.9-inch iPad
mini. The new and larger iPad will come
with its focus on productivity and we
would not be surprised if Apple updated
iOS for iPad to include a multi-window multitasking option.

4. Samsung Galaxy S6 Expected release date: Early March 2015 The Galaxy S6 is expected to bring some
big changes for Samsung's flagship line.
The device is expected to be such a big
departure from earlier models that
Samsung is said to refer to the phone as
"Project Zero" internally. We expect the Galaxy S6 to adopt the
design and premium metal frame of
devices like the Galaxy Alpha nad Note
4, and it will also be the first Samsung
top-shelf Android smartphone to come
with a 64-bit chip, the new and faster Snapdragon 810. On the camera side,
we expect either a 16-megapixel or 21-
megapixel shooter, likely with a Sony
IMX240 sensor (the same that is said to
be in the Note 4). A welcome change in
the S6 is the fact that storage now starts at 32GB for the base model rather than
just 16 gigs. We also expect some
surprises from Samsung, as well as
more details to surface soon.

3. Samsung Galaxy Note 5 Expected release date: Early September 2015 The Note 4 has launched not too long
ago, and we've already heard the first
rumors about the Galaxy Note 5. Those
claim that the next big thing in the world
of phablets is expected to feature a
slightly larger 5.9” display with a massively sharper, Ultra HD resolution.
You, however, should know that those
early rumors hold little value, as
chances are that the device has not yet
hit the manufacturing lines, and things
are still subject to change. We ourselves would not bet on such a
wild rumor, but we do expect gradual
improvements with a new, 64-bit
system chip in the Note 4, further
improved S Pen functionality, as well as
a focus on improved multitasking.

2. Apple Watch Expected release date: Spring 2015 The Apple Watch is no longer a secret -
Tim Cook and his lieutenants unveiled it
at a massive event in the fall of 2014,
but it wasn't what many tech geeks
expected. Namely, it is not a device
aimed squarely at nerds - rather, it's more of a fashion and fitness oriented
piece of technology, and in its most
expensive, 18-carat gold versions, it's
actually more of a piece of jewelry.
Yes, it could be that expensive with
rumors flying around that while the cheapest version of the Apple Watch will
only cost $350, the gold ones could
reach a starting price of the whopping $
5,000. In exchange, you get a truly
exquisite engineering marvel with a
dedicated Watch operating system, as well as capabilities to track some of
your vitals, and act as a reminder for
you to keep a healthy lifestyle.

1. Apple iPhone 6s/iPhone 6s Plus Expected release date: Mid-September 2015 The Apple iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus
made for another record-breaking year
for Apple in 2014, and they do stand-out
with their remarkable, premium design,
as well as evolved software with iOS 8
that manages to keep the simplicity of use, and still deliver further-reaching
functionality.
What could 2015's iPhone 6s and 6s Plus
have to surprise us? While we do not
expect any changes in design and
screen size, we do expect a small further boost in performance power, a
bump up in the camera sensor that
would bring us more megapixels for
more detailed images, and we hope for
the usual surprise from Apple.

www.phonearena.com/news/15-most-anticipated-gadgets-of-2015_id62592

That's good news for me

Sleep with their mother

Engrpj:
I really want you to figure out Who to be blame advice me on what to do after reading my story... I happen to be in love with this young, Pretty and well endowed damsel named Janet. we are so much in love that she often sneak from there house to be with me cos only d two of us no about the relatisnahip, along d line we had sex and that is our 1st time of experiencing Sex(DAT is we were both virgins). soon she stopped coming to see me when I confront her on why the sudden change, she complain to me about her elder sister engaging her with house chores and if the sister know of her relationship she won't take it likely with her. So her Elder sister is about same age as myself So I brought up an idea that I will create familiarity BTW me n the elder sister so that when we become frnds I Wil then open up and tell her that she should give me her sister n before she know it we will be in our frndship freely without harrasment from the elder sister. After making this agreement with Janet , She gave me her Elder sister's contact n told me dat her name is Sarah. As I was planning on how to create familiarity with Sarah d elder sister I Neva knew that Sarah also had crush on me cos we attend the same church ... so upon meeting with Sarah, We gist n had a good time and soon we became very close even more closer than Janet my Beb that she even told her fronds that she had a new guy. So wen I realize that we are in good terms with Sarah, I decide to tell her about my relationship with her kid sister ...We booked an appointment so when we met afta series of gist I told her hat I have something to tell her...when she heard dis she started thinking maybe I wanna ask her out so she was worried that I should tell her even though I hesitated n was wondering how will she feel if I told her that am dating her kid sister Janet. afta she had already tell her frnds that she had a new guy.. So wen I hesitated she hold me tight n started telling me DAT I shld pls tell her wat is on my mind that I shld know that she luvs me so much n she will do anything for me before I no it she grab me n started kissing me passionately I can feel d emotions in her kisses...before I could do any tin I was on top of her n we had sex... AFTA d whole tin I den broke to her that I was dating her younger sister, She broke into tears n told me dat I shld no wat to do that she luvs me n she can't do without me... Going back to Janet to tell her Janet also said dat was not the agreement we had n DAT I must stop seeing her sister and that she can't do without me.. soon after learning that they are dating the same the two sisters became enemies being at each others neck..! As for me I still Luv my Janet cos she's more pretty Dan her elder sister and. we disvirgined ourselfs.. on the other hand I luv Sarah because she's hot preety n matured and also fun to be with...! Am confused on what to do please I Need matured advice.

Aitee1:
Yeah..that's how real WEALTHY men look

Edited.

Janiobi:
If the guy no wan talk about fuel price reduction, then he can keep is stinking News

GBAM!

Its plain stupid. You don't need the bible to tell you that

Na suicide?

Tell the devil I said hi

Guy, its a new year.

Its impossible to read all that with all this alchohol in my system. Ill comment next year!

jiggalo:
Insult to intelligence
The larger population of the North is an elephant
in the Nigerian living-room. According to the last
disputed census of 2006, there are 75 million
Nigerians living in the North and 65 million in the
South. This is balderdash! As long as we
continue to accept such blatant lie, there can be
no true democracy in Nigeria. Electoral results
must continue to be falsified to conform to it. As
long as we continue to entertain such outright
falsehood, we shall continue to be subjected to a
“born to rule” mentality on the part of some
mischievous Northern politicians.
The assertion that there are more people in the
North than in the South is an insult to intelligence
and commonsense. All over West Africa, the
coastal states are more densely and highly
populated than the arid desert hinterlands.
Nobody has been able to come up with a
reasonable reason why Nigeria would be the only
exception to this rule. Most of the people in Egypt
live on a strip along the Nile River. But in Nigeria,
we are meant to believe most of the people live in
the desert.
Some make the case that Northern polygamy
leads to more births. If so, why are there only 30
million people in Saudi Arabia, a country more
than twice the size of Nigeria? The Saudis are
also polygamous. If there are so many more live-
births in the North than in the South, this should
be reflected in children immunization programs:
but it is not.
Everything we know about demographics
contradicts the inflated population of the North
relative to the South. The economic opportunities
in the South far outweigh those in the North. That
means economic migration is bound to be
southward and not northward. The states with
the highest internally generated revenues all come
from the South; while eight of the last ten are
from the North. No Northern state features in the
top ten.
Mythical Kano
The North regularly trots up Kano as the largest
state of the federation, but there is no doubt that
this is also pure fiction. There is no way that
there can be more people in Kano State than in
Lagos State or even Oyo State. Let me be even
more categorical. Kano cannot be as populous as
Ibadan. Kano cannot even have half the
population of Lagos.
We were told Kano State was bigger in population
than Lagos State. Then Jigawa State was carved
out of Kano in 1991. But lo and behold, the
remaining rump of Kano was still bigger than
Lagos. In 1991, we were told there were 5.8
million people in Kano State, while 5.7 million
were in Lagos. In 2006, Kano was awarded a
population of 9.4 million; more than Lagos which
was given 9.1 million.
In the meantime, Jigawa was awarded 4.3 million
people in 2006. If this were to be believed, it
would mean Kano (including Jigawa) had
outpaced Lagos by more than four million people
by 2006. That is impossible. Moreover, Kano was
awarded 44 local government areas; Jigawa 27
and Lagos only 20.
Why any right-thinking person would believe Kano
State has more people than Lagos State is
beyond me. For years, the total amount of
internally generated revenue in Kano was less
than 6 billion naira a year. In the last year or so,
it is now averaging 20 billion. But get this: the
internally generated revenue in Lagos is 219
billion naira. So why would people be moving to
Kano instead of Lagos? Where are the jobs in
Kano to attract them relative to Lagos?
Why would more people keep moving to Kano
where there is insurgency; from Maitasine to
Boko Haram, relative to Lagos where there is
none? The answer is simple. The large population
of Kano relative to Lagos is bogus. It is pure
fiction! If there were more people in Kano than in
Lagos, it would show up, for example, in waste-
generation. How much waste does Kano produce
relative to Lagos? The answer is only a fraction.
How many houses and physical structures are
there in Kano relative to Lagos? There is no
comparison. Google satellite maps show a
concentration of people and houses in Kano city
centre. Everywhere else is sparsely populated.
This is not the case with Lagos. It is not the case
with Ibadan. It is not the case with Aba. If there
are so many people up North, where are the
people? Where do they live? Which vehicles take
them from A to B? How many of these vehicles
are in Kano relative to Lagos? Only a fraction!
Magical Zamfara
Precisely because we have accepted the lie of
Northern population supremacy over the South,
Attahiru Jega and his INEC cohorts decided to
sneak further falsehood past us. Having
discovered far more double-registration of voters
in the North than in the South, INEC still went
ahead to create additional polling units, allocating
a disproportionate number of these to the North.
However, the very audacity of INEC in the
attempted perpetration of this fraud has brought
to light certain anomalies in the 2011 elections,
especially as it relates to the North-West.
INEC’s recent cleanup exercise of the voters
register is a big indictment of the North. INEC
discovered that there are far more double-
registration of voters in the North than in the
South. The greatest fraud in this regard is
committed in the North-West, and the most
fraudulent state in the country turns out to be
Zamfara.
Sokoto and Zamfara states border the Republic of
Niger. Niger Republic is 19 times bigger than
Sokoto and Zamfara put together in land area.
And yet, we are meant to believe that in 2006,
Sokoto and Zamfara had a combined total
population of 6.9 million; more than half of Niger
Republic’s population of 12.9 million.
Zamfara’s fictitious population in the 2006 census
was 3.2 million. Nevertheless, INEC registered 2
million voters for Zamfara for the 2011 elections.
That means 62.5% of the people in Zamfara
registered to vote. (This is roughly equal to the
64% of people who registered to vote in the 2012
elections in the United States; a country of far
higher voter-awareness and socialisation). This is
fraud of the highest order for the simple reason
that 62.5% of the population of Zamfara cannot
be eligible to vote.
The voting age in Nigeria is 18 years. According
to U.N. demographics, 44% of Nigerians are
below the age of 15. This means under no
circumstances can 50% of the population
anywhere in Nigeria be said to have registered to
vote in any election. It is not surprising therefore
that although INEC registered 2 million voters for
the 2011 elections in Zamfara, the same INEC
discovered in its clean-up exercise this year that
1.1 million of those voters (over 50%) were
fraudulent; the result of double registration.
Voodoo results
That means only 914,886 of the names on the
Zamfara register could be verified as not
pertaining to double registration. (This does not
tell us how many of the remaining names are
fictitious). But then get this: according to INEC
records, 927,219 people voted in Zamfara in the
2011 presidential election; mostly for Buhari. That
means more votes were cast in Zamfara than the
total number of legitimately-registered voters,
according to the revelation of INEC’s clean-up
exercise.
Let us put this in stark terms. It means,
according to INEC, over 100% of the Zamfara
electorate voted in 2011. What malarkey! By the
time we factor in the fictitious names that must
have been in the register, we can see that the
figures coming out of Zamfara have nothing
whatsoever to do with reality. In Zamfara, there is
procedural inflation of figures pertaining to
population and elections.
This gives us an idea of how fraudulent the
North-West of Nigeria is with regard to
population and electoral figures. This is not to
say that manipulation and falsification of figures
is not standard operational procedure in other
states of the federation, but INEC revealed that it
is most exaggerated in the North in general and
in the North-West in particular.
It is not surprising therefore that, in the 2011
presidential election, there were 10.6 million
“voters” from the North-West alone; twice the
number of voters from either the South-West (4.6
million) or the South-East (5 million). This is
preposterous, and is nothing but one big lie!

Link**** http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/believes-lie-people-north-south/

Gtbank have already deducted mine

MzNelly:
Our doctrine?

God is omnipotent and all other omnis you can think of.

Where are you going with this?

I can categorically say, without consulting my ogas at the top, that you are confused. No offence

Let's continue this convo next year

MzNelly:
Well, what you've heard is wrong. That would mean you lacked freewill, which you don't.

I'm a Witness; Jehovah's Witness.

Ok. Cool. So your doctrine states that God isn't omnipotent or any of the other omnis, right?

MzNelly:
LOL

Bro, God is not one to predetermine. Knowing what Satan was gonna do and creating him is st.upidity nau.

C'mon, are you telling me that God knows what Hahn is gonna do this time tomorrow?

Well, according to what I've heard, yes. What's your religion?

MzNelly:
He didn't know nor want that to happen.

You have just shot yourself in the leg. He didn't know? That's blasphemy. God knows all. Point of correction. If he didn't then there would be no use worshipping him since he has flaws similar to humans

StevinMorgan:
Op said kids not adults

Na "pikin" dem be

emiye:
that amount can build a profitable refinery.

Help me tell those clueless idiots

MzNelly:
It wasn't about forgiving and forgetting.

It was more like a student saying to his Lecturer: "I am better than you; and all you're teaching is just a bunch of crap!"

If you were the Lecturer, what would you do?

1. Call out the student and ask him to do better [which he obviously can't]

2. Chase him out of the class and have the other students believe that he is right about you; and you are afraid of being proven wrong.

You can't compare God with your lecturer. He is mighty and supreme. He knows everything. Why did he even bother creating the devil when he knew he'd later challenge him in the first place?

1. Buy one full unripe pawpaw

2. Cut the paw paw into piece with the back and soak it in water

3. In the morning, eat the seeds

4. In the afternoon drink the water

5. At night eat the pawpaw

Continue until you get your desired shape.

Thank me later

Born again christians also have challenges facing the truth that they are being exploited and everything they believe in is built on the foundation of lies