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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 10:26am On Oct 06, 2024
wink
Eastcoastboy:
Thank you
CelebritiesRe: US Court Orders Floyd Mayweather To Pay Nigeria Firm, Zzini Media N4.2 Billion by Hamachi(f): 10:25am On Oct 06, 2024
Some have skill but have no clients, Some have clients but have no skill.

How you can have skill and also have clients?

You will spend 2 years to learn a skill and spend 5 years to get a job, are you not tired of that same strategy that is not working?
Change your style, there are so many dancing steps to try.

Join https://t(dot)me/JobZoneNG or Search for JobZoneNG on telegram.
CareerRe: At What Point Did You Tell Yourself "Damn It! I Am Done With This Job"! by Hamachi(f): 10:23am On Oct 06, 2024
Blessedarethepe:
Pls share me the link.....I have tried searching but to no avail
https://t(dot)me/JobZoneNG
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 10:22am On Oct 06, 2024
Eastcoastboy:
Please do you have the Telegram link?
Yes but cannot type it here just search for JobZoneNG on telegram
TravelRe: Emirates Airlines Bans Pagers, Walkie-Talkies On Its Flights by Hamachi(f): 5:55am On Oct 06, 2024
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 5:53am On Oct 06, 2024
Eastcoastboy:
Where's the WhatsApp link please?
They have moved to Telegram.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Profession Was Highly Respected,but Now A Complete Joke? by Hamachi(op): 5:53am On Oct 06, 2024
shocked
FuckingMachine:
Traditional leaders
Christianity EtcRe: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by Hamachi(f):
CAN is a joke!

The poor are divided by religion and tribe during election but united with hu get after election.


If you have any unemployed person, tell them to go and register at the National Directorate of Employment (NDE) office near them Nationwide immediately. Registration is for 3 weeks only.

Offices/Address Phone number

Lagos No. 7, Barkisu Iyede Street, Onike Yaba, Lagos 08033014555; 08183184445

Oyo state - Federal Secretariat Complex, Ikolaba Area, Ibadan 08065310946; 08028218223

Ogun Federal Secretariat Complex, Oke Omosa, Ibara, Abeokuta 08035660075; 08082428818.

Osun No. 6, Adebimpe Lane, Opp. Plant and Pilars College, Ago-wande, Osogbo 08056677202; 08098027202.

Ekiti Beside UBA, No. 91 Ajilosun Street, Off Ikere road, Ado Ekiti 08060105270

Ondo Federal Secretariat Complex, Igbatoro road,Akure 08034171011; 08066554611.

Abia Employment House, Aba road, Amuzuta old Umuahia, P.M.B. 7247, Umuahia, Abia State 08038777048

Adamawa Behind former Ministry of Works & Housing, Off Sir Kashim Ibrahim way, Yola 08020911708

Akwa Ibom Federal Secretariat Complex, Abak road, Uyo 08095695077,
07066864747

Anambra 35, Nnamdi Azikwe Avenue, Amawbia, Akwa 08035888922; 08184764587

Bauchi Off Gombe road, Behind Chief Magistrate Cort, kofar Idi, Bauchi, Bauchi State 08038380704

Bayelsa No. 2, Asingbi Street, Off Imgbi road, Amarata, Yenagoa 08032756363; 08183334531

Benue Federal Secretariat Complex, Makurdi 08033153598

Borno Federal Secretariat Complex,Kano Jos road, Maiduguri, Borno State 08022626357

Cross River Federal secretariat Coplex, Muhammed Murtala High way, 3rd Floor, Left wing, Calabar 08034732083, 08056411518

Delta Federal Secretariat Complex, Okpanam road, Asaba 08032360078; 07028304975

Ebonyi Former Ministry of Women Affairs, Unity Square, Off Ezza road, GRA, Abakaliki

Enugu CCB Building, 1st Floor, 28, Okpara Avenue, Enugu 08059409960; 08099786443

Edo 222A Upper Mission road, Before Ewah road Junction, New Benin, Benin City 08063241240, 08023304530

Gombe New Federal Secretariat Complex, Behind Bauchi Motor Park, Gombe 08035076677; 08083433766

Imo Federal Secretariat Complex, Port Harcourt road, Owerri 08033370393, 08092341187

Jigawa Federal Secretariat Complex, 2nd Floor, Sani Abacha road, Dutse 08099370224, 08055282947

Kaduna No. 5A Yakubu Gowon way, Kaduna 08035952001, 08023759990

Kano After ARTV 44/48, Hotoro, Maiduguri road, Kano 08036827944, 08054605942

Katsina No. 1, Justice Muhammed Bello road, GRA Round About, Katsina 08033847925; 08153657886

Kebbi No. 19,, Murtala Muhammed way, Tudun wada, Birnin Kebbi 08036129284; 08124869880

Kogi Kunama Crescent, After Edgedrive Hotel, GRA, Lokoja 08036517350

Kwara Federal secretariat Annex, Fate road, Ilorin 08055834677, 07033368086.

Nasarawa No. 18, Jos road, Behind Natson Petrol Station, Off Sandaji Hotel road, Lafia 08036367880, 08026362500

Niger Ladi Kwali road, Off IBB road, Minna 08035958975

Osun No. 6, Adebimpe Lane, Opp. Plant and Pilars College, Ago-wande, Osogbo 08056677202; 08098027202.

Plateau No. 5 Naraguta Road, GRA 930105, Jos
Rivers Federal Secretariat Complex, 8th Floor, Left wing, Aba road, Port Harcourt 08039383247; 07017083004

Sokoto No. 7, Dendo road, Off Ibrahim Dasuki rioad, Sokoto 08036255444; 08088674908

Taraba No. 2, Agadah Attah drive, Jalingo 08036837304, 08186207519

Yobe Federal Secretariat Complex, Gassua road, Damaturu 07038368112; 08023722366

Zamfara No. 3, Yahaya Abdularim road, Opp. Tanking Ruwa, Sabon Gari, Gusau 07082235403; 08180208078

NDE FCT office, Abuja Skill Centre Complex, Kuduru, Bwari,

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PoliticsRe: Enugu Demolishes Another Building Used As Kidnappers' Den, Warns Property Owmers by Hamachi(f): 5:49am On Oct 06, 2024
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It Worth It? Should I Take It? What Do You Think Nlers by Hamachi(f): 5:48am On Oct 06, 2024
undecided
immortalcrown:
It is obvious Google didn't pass mathematics. Google gave me the figure I used. In case you want to further shade me for using Google, I am proud of the action because I don't work in the central bank and have not changed any foreign currency.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It Worth It? Should I Take It? What Do You Think Nlers by Hamachi(f): 4:20pm On Sep 28, 2024
immortalcrown:
The annual pay amounts to about 38,500 Naira per month.

Whether you should take it or not depends on your cost of living and on what you want. It also depends on whether you foresee a better opportunity in the job.
it's obvious you didn't pass mathematics in WAEC.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Digital Marketer Wanted Urgently by Hamachi(f): 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2024
Cmarketer:
This is bad belly Hamachi. Why don't you say it here so that all will hear. The company is real, does not owe but zero tolerance to fraudulent activities and poor/non productivity.
Thunder fire you
CrimeRe: Man Arrested In Yobe For Kidnapping & Impregnating 20-Year-Old Lady by Hamachi(f): 8:26am On Jul 11, 2024
Legalize prostitution
Prostitution should be legal. Change the name to a profesisonal one, like “sex worker.” "Escort" or "Professional Happy Endings (PHE)"

Once it’s legal, members of the profession should be licensed and regulated, just like hair dressers, real estate agents, doctors and lawyers. They should be required to pay taxes on their earnings, get regular health checkups, and have their STD status available for view for any client who asks. They would have minimum ages for both members and clients. (But no maximum age, of course).

From there, they could then form a union if they like to keep standards up. They could set basic standards of conduct. (Sheets should be changed with every client). They might even have formal examinations for those who want to get into the biz. Schools would inevitably spring up, as there are now for pole dancing in advance countries. Advertising would be legal, and they could even lobby for better legislation.

All these would generate lots of economic activity, which benefits everyone. Hotels could offer that it as one of their services up front and honestly, and get a cut of the fees. It would reduce crime, rape and get pimps out of the biz. Abuse of sex workers would decline, and the clients would have to treat the workers with the same respect as they do other professional workers. (Tips should be encouraged for better service). Prices could be openly displayed, which create real competition.

Of course, the industry would likely mature as others have. You would still have your “mom and pop” prostitution office, but others would have classy storefronts in shopping malls . Everyone would rate the companies on Yelp and other social media cites.
We're giving out freebies soft skills such as UIUX
Data analysis
Graphic design
Kindly join the WhatsApp group
https://whatsapp(dot)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 6:42am On Jul 11, 2024
Speedum:
The link on your profile has been reset
Have you joined?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 6:15am On Jul 11, 2024
Responsibilities:

Performing basic accounting tasks such as bookkeeping and recording financial transactions
Assisting with the preparation of financial statements and reports
Managing accounts payable and receivable
Assisting with budgeting and forecasting
Ensuring compliance with accounting regulations and company policies
Providing support for audits and tax filings
Assisting with payroll processing
Maintaining accurate and up-to-date financial records
Collaborating with other departments to ensure smooth financial operations
Post and process journal entries to ensure all business transactions are recorded
Update accounts receivable, issue invoices, update accounts payable and perform reconciliations
Assist in the processing of balance sheets, income statements and other financial statements according to legal and company accounting and financial guidelines
Assist with reviewing of expenses, payroll records etc. as assigned
Update financial data in databases to ensure that information will be accurate and immediately available when needed
Prepare and submit weekly/monthly reports and assist the manager in the preparation of monthly/yearly closings
Assist with other accounting projects as given by the manager.
• Assist in the preparation of tax returns, balance sheets, and other pivotal financial documents.
Manage accounts payable and receivable efficiently.
Collaborate harmoniously with the finance team on budgeting, forecasting, and additional financial tasks.
Requirements:

Degree. in accounting/finance or related field
Mminimum of 1 - 2 years work experience as an accountant
Spreadsheet proficiency, Strong analytical, communication, and computer skills (Excel) is important
Method of Application
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScE_6eaQ5uv6NBEP4vQaZDXmPCbTm3zE0mPIAsZZptEvdnWig/viewform
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Find A Well Paying Remote Jobs Globally by Hamachi(f): 8:35pm On Jul 10, 2024
Hiring

Customer support officer
Candidates must have 2-4 years experience as a customer support officer

Location: Remote
Industry:tech

Qualified candidates apply oluwaseun.ismaila@excelmindcyber.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Profession Was Highly Respected,but Now A Complete Joke? by Hamachi(op): 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2024
grin
Anguldi:
Lecturers, teachers, doctor, nurses

APC dealt with this set of people back to back
RomanceRe: Your Boyfriend Is Not Your Husband! by Hamachi(op): 8:29pm On Jul 10, 2024
cool cool
Darammliveth:
They won't listen
Jobs/VacanciesWhat Profession Was Highly Respected,but Now A Complete Joke? by Hamachi(op): 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2024
What profession was highly respected,but now a complete joke

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 5:26pm On Jun 27, 2024
Are you a tax whiz with a creative mind? Do you have a passion for social media and a knack for making complex topics engaging? If so, we want to hear from you!

Taxmobile.Online is a social enterprise focused on helping taxpayers, tax professionals, and administrators navigate the ever-changing world of tax. We're looking for a talented Social Media Manager to join our team and help us reach a wider audience.

The Ideal Candidate:

- Must have a background in taxation (accounting, economic etc)
- Possesses exceptional creativity and can make dry topics like tax engaging for social media audiences.
- Is a social media wiz with experience in content creation, community management, and page optimization.
- Stays up-to-date on the latest social media trends and best practices.
- Thrives in a fast-paced, remote environment.

About the Role:

- In this fully remote position, you'll be responsible for managing our social media presence across Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, and Instagram.
- You'll develop and execute a content strategy that is informative, entertaining, and relevant to the overall African tax landscape.
- You'll be a whiz at optimizing our social media pages for growth and engagement.
- You'll have a deep understanding of social media monetization programs and help us leverage them to bolster our financial standing.

Why Join Us?

- Make a real difference by helping people understand taxes and navigate compliance.
- Work remotely and create your own schedule.
- Be part of a passionate and growing team.
- Apply your creativity and social media expertise to a unique challenge.

If you're ready to take your social media skills to the next level and help people understand taxes, please send your portfolio (not cover letter or resume) to: info@taxmobile.online. You can also share your portfolio in the comments. Please no DMs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: You Earn N800k Monthly In Lagos With A Remote Job. Help! by Hamachi(f): 4:54pm On Jun 27, 2024
excanny:
Look for a good area in Abule egba wey get better light and you are good to go.

Forget paparazzi
shocked This place! Abegi
TravelRe: 17 Things You Must Not Do If You Want To Survive In Lagos by Hamachi(f): 4:52pm On Jun 27, 2024
casualobserver:
“9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!”

Many Nigerians are sending themselves to an early grave or appointment with cancer consuming drinks in plastic bottles that are stored or sold in the sun.

Reason: most of these drinks are stored in the open sun where the chemicals from the plastics are heated and leech into the drink.

If you have noticed a different taste in your Fanta or coke, that is why, unfortunately i find it is harder to detect in water. If it has been baked in the sun long enough to have altered the taste then micro plastics have also contaminated the drink.

This also applies to drinks sold in markets, if you them displaying cartons of drinks out in the sun, dont buy from them.
Some people need to go saber climes and see that a lot of mad people are not only in Lagos but in Nigeria
TravelRe: 17 Things You Must Not Do If You Want To Survive In Lagos by Hamachi(f): 4:40pm On Jun 27, 2024
yemmit90:
Lagos is no longer overcrowded like before subsidy removal. The road are a little bit scanty now. Don't mind the op, nobody will snatch your phone inside vehicle except you're inside holdup with alot of crowd.
Though, some of what he wrote up there are true but majority of them are over exaggerated. I am not permanently live in Lagos, but I went there often as I live very close.
You say the road you ply because Ajah to Lekki is traffic on the road always
TravelRe: 17 Things You Must Not Do If You Want To Survive In Lagos by Hamachi(f): 4:36pm On Jun 27, 2024
mrjojo:
The way Nigerians adapt to blatantly abnormal situations, eventually accepting them as normal, should be a research topic in a well-functioning society. It's truly perplexing.
True
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 2:16pm On Jun 27, 2024
3 hostesses needed this Saturday June 29th at Ikoyi
It’s a corporate social event
Pay is 9k
Any complexion size 10
5’9 and above
08133059668


Job Positions: Olopos (cooks), Kitchen Assistants, Servers, Cleaners.

Location: Ikeja, Lagos

Job Summary: We are a QSR company focused on providing quality affordable meals to our customers.

Salary Budget:
Olopos (Senior Cooks)- N70,000
Junior Cooks - N50,000
Kitchen Assistants - N35,000
Servers- N40,000
Cleaners - N30,000
The job comes with accommodation and 2 square meals daily.

Application: Interested and qualified candidates should please send their CVs to vacancies@44bukaz.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Round Of 16 Fixtures - Who Wins the Cup? by Hamachi(f): 11:59am On Jun 27, 2024
grin
blowjohn:
I just pity harry Kane.

In the future, people will be like.... 'Which teams was he scoring all those goals for?'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Round Of 16 Fixtures - Who Wins the Cup? by Hamachi(f): 11:59am On Jun 27, 2024
grin
wunmi590:
E easy na him Nigeria 🇳🇬 no beat Benin 🇧🇯 Republic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2024 Round Of 16 Fixtures - Who Wins the Cup? by Hamachi(f): 11:58am On Jun 27, 2024
yewit37486:
As long as it's not England, else we won't hear word again cheesy
I was quite impressed by Georgia, despite being such a small country, you could see the determination in their players.
Don't be surprised if they get to the semifinals
BusinessRe: CBN Stops Price Verification System As Criteria For Imports by Hamachi(f): 10:54am On Jun 27, 2024
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 6:15pm On Jun 15, 2024
We are looking to hire someone for the position of an office assistant.

* Keeping of office inventory and supplies.
* Sorting and packing of office materials.
* To ensure the work place is clean and neat for
visitors.
Etc.
Qualification: SSCE/ OND holder.
Gender : Male
Location: isolo
Accommodation available.
Contacts: 08139490620 for WhatsApp only
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 6:15pm On Jun 15, 2024
FACILITY MANAGER
The Facility Manager will oversee the day-to-day operations of the company’s physical infrastructure, including buildings, grounds, and equipment. This role ensures that all facilities are safe, functional, and compliant with regulations while enhancing the efficiency and comfort of our working environment.
Key Responsibilities:
o Oversee maintenance, repair, and improvement of facilities.
o Coordinate with external contractors and service providers.
o Conduct regular inspections and safety audits.
o Develop and implement safety policies and emergency procedures.
o Prepare and manage the facilities budget.
o Track expenses and optimize cost efficiency.
o Approve purchase orders and manage vendor relationships.
o Plan and allocate space for various activities.
o Manage office layouts and workspace optimization.
o Implement energy-saving initiatives.
o Manage waste reduction and recycling programs.
o Provide training and development opportunities.
o Conduct performance evaluations and manage team schedules.
o Source and negotiate with vendors for facility-related services.
o Manage contracts and ensure timely delivery of services.
o Evaluate vendor performance and maintain positive relationships.
o Lead facility-related projects from planning to execution.
o Develop project timelines, budgets, and deliverables.
o Coordinate with stakeholders and ensure project goals are met.
o Ensure compliance with local, state, and federal regulations.
o Maintain documentation and records as required.
o Handle permits, licenses, and inspections.
Qualifications:
• Bachelor’s degree in Facilities Management, Engineering, Business Administration, or a related field.
• Minimum of 2-5 years in facilities management or a similar role.
• Capability to stand and walk for extended periods.
• Flexibility to work varied hours including evenings, weekends, and holidays.

• Application Closing Date; 16th June, 2024.

• Location; Ikoyi, Lagos.

• How to Apply; Interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to: foyinoluwa@gmail.com with the subject of the mail as Facility Manager
RomanceRe: Lady Blocks A Guy Who Didn't Send Her Money For Hair But Wanted Her To Visit Him by Hamachi(f): 2:36pm On Jun 09, 2024
undecided
femi4:
Na your gender cause am...they monetized vjj

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