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Christianity Etc › Re: Getting A Correct Lady To Say Yes To Your Marriage Proposal by Hamachi(f): 12:15pm On May 19, 2024
undecided
richie240:
Genesis 21:5
"And Abraham was an hundred years old, when his son Isaac was born unto him."
cool
Events › Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by Hamachi(f): 12:12pm On May 19, 2024
Idaytesj29:
No, they were smuggled in with the help of corrupt lower ranking staffs and sometimes visitors.

But with this coming to Social media, the oga at the top in there is already on hot seat and all those phones will be recovered now through searching but that does not mean it won't find its way in again. Thanks to corruption and terrible welfare packages.
This is not true at the bolded.
Events › Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by Hamachi(f):
Newlymarried:
Do they now allow smart phones into the most reverend kirikiri prison?
Yes na
We have VVIP
VIP
Cell for 10
Cell for 8
Cell for 6
Where did you think 🤔 Bode George was when he was in prison or Al Mustafa or even recently Fred Ajudua who was recently released.

In prison, the VVIP have access to Cable TV, Phone, Internet, girls (if he so desires) and recreational activities. There's a block in Kirikiri known by all prisoners in the regular section as big man prison.

Nigerian prison is not a correctional facility whatsoever but a breeding ground for hardened criminals.
Christianity Etc › Re: Getting A Correct Lady To Say Yes To Your Marriage Proposal by Hamachi(f): 12:03pm On May 19, 2024
Allisgud:
why do u say that
His ONLY after her body
Christianity Etc › Re: Getting A Correct Lady To Say Yes To Your Marriage Proposal by Hamachi(f): 12:03pm On May 19, 2024
richie240:
As crude as it may sound, in the present day we are living in, a woman (who plans to marry someday) should be grateful to receive a marriage proposal. The key to marriage lies with HIM, not HER.
She only has power over the type of dick that gains access to (between) her thighs, but when it comes to marriage the sole power lies with HIM.
The average man can chose to marry every saturday. A woman (apart from the disadvantage of menopause which is not a man's problem) cannot.

The 'game' is not fair, and d earlier females realise this, the better for them.
A man can still reproduce at 100 years. Can a woman perform a similar feat??
cool
Lies from the pit of hell, show evidence of a man who has reproduce at 100yrs
Christianity Etc › Re: Getting A Correct Lady To Say Yes To Your Marriage Proposal by Hamachi(f): 11:13am On May 19, 2024
Allisgud:
One babe wey I chenk,I say make I go for,I put marriage proposal to her playfully to know her reaction,she told me it's not gonna work🤔🤔
Person wey get small yansh and breast i say make I manage
You obviously not ready for marriage
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 9:07am On May 19, 2024
*WE ARE HIRING*

Our client, a reputable company in the construction industry is looking to fill the role of a Junior Female Accountant in Arepo, Ogun State.


Role: Junior Female Accountant

Job Type: Full Time & Physical

Location: Arepo, Ogun, Nigeria


JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

Prepare periodic Management Account and Financial Statements


Accurate Record keeping & Book-keeping


Manage Invoicing

Prepare Periodic Monthly, Quarterly & Yearly Accounts and financial reports



Record & Manage Account Receivables & Payables

Other related accounting duties

Having Cognate Experience in Real Estate or construction company is an added advantage


Experience: 2-5 years Experience as an Accountant

QUALIFICATIONS



* 2 - 5 years Cognate experience as an Accountant

* B SC Accounting

* Professional Qualification will be an added advantage

* Excellent knowledge of Microsoft Office, Excel and Accounting Software

* Excellent communicator



* Ability to work independently and with a team

SALARY RANGE



150.000,00 NGN - 180,000 Monthly


LOCATION

Suitable Female Candidate should reside in Berger, Mowe, Ibafo, Arepo, Magboro and Environs

*HOW TO APPLY*
Send CV and Cover Letter to hr.olusash@gmail.com on or before May 22, 2024.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Do You Like MOST About Your Job? by Hamachi(f): 8:31am On May 19, 2024
cry
Benjamin4388:
depressing
Romance › Re: Heartbreak Share Your Experience by Hamachi(f): 8:27am On May 19, 2024
wink
Pele. You will eventually meet someone that trully deserves you.
Family › Re: I Need A Job Family by Hamachi(f): 8:26am On May 19, 2024
Moshybear:
Okay thanks, but who is the "he"
The OP, you could join https://whatsapp(.)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Quitting A Job Within A Month: Share Your Experience by Hamachi(f): 8:26am On May 19, 2024
Dshocker:
In abroad, if you had left like this, getting another job would be a problem, because you need reference from them.
This is Nigeria lipsrsealed
Career › Re: Work From Home Wahala by Hamachi(f): 8:25am On May 19, 2024
Humbleamanda:
Good day dear, I sent my CV to the provided email since 7th of April, 8 haven't received acknowledgment email or anything concerning that
Probably you didn't make the cut. However, kindly join https://whatsapp(.)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 8:24am On May 19, 2024
Speedum:
The link on your profile has been reset
https://whatsapp(.)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q
Jobs/Vacancies › Please Share Your Own Experience Or Way Out by Hamachi(op): 10:13am On May 08, 2024
How long are we going to keep mute with the graduate trainee recruitment that has age limits capped around 24-26 years old without considering several external or internal factors that has affected some people from graduating at the expected date.

Does it mean people outside these age limits do not have any future for any corporate role or are they are not qualifiedhuh

Please share your own experience or way out.
Politics › Re: How FG Borrowed Over N3.8trillion From CBN In 6 Months by Hamachi(f): 10:03am On May 08, 2024
undecided
Elsueno:
lmao, so are U eating once a day?

cause I don't understand how a person would cook for u twice or three times and U think U can deny am food grin
Politics › Re: How FG Borrowed Over N3.8trillion From CBN In 6 Months by Hamachi(f): 10:16am On Apr 27, 2024
Urgent recruitment!


Job Title: Cook
Location: Surulere
Salary: 50k, accommodation and one free lunch daily.

Working hours: 6am to 7pm one day on, one day off.

Requirements

Ssce/ NCE
Candidate must know how to prepare African dishes and continental dishes.

Interested candidates should send their CV via what'sapp to: 08121093343

Note: do not calls only send CV on whatsapp.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 10:15am On Apr 27, 2024
Urgent recruitment!


Job Title: Cook
Location: Surulere
Salary: 50k, accommodation and one free lunch daily.

Working hours: 6am to 7pm one day on, one day off.

Requirements

Ssce/ NCE
Candidate must know how to prepare African dishes and continental dishes.

Interested candidates should send their CV via what'sapp to: 08121093343

Note: do not calls only send CV on whatsapp.
Family › Re: I Need A Job Family by Hamachi(f): 10:09am On Apr 27, 2024
Moshybear:
Lol start with which capital?
He doesn't need capital. Let me tell you something. I started my spa business by positing my work on my social media handles, mind you I was still working then in a spa, it was from their I met my first foreign client, paid a good money for home service, I requested for permission to use his picture for social media posts and re obliged, that was the turning point.

I was getting calls to the extent I had to employ people then I finally quit
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are You Jobless? Sell Yourself by Hamachi(f): 9:50am On Apr 27, 2024
I need a voiceover artist to voice YouTube Shorts videos. Short videos are no more than 1 minute. Please only apply if you've actually voiced before, know what you're doing, and are comfortable with the pay rate. The pay rate is 30k for 90 shorts Could be higher for the right candiate. Message
+234 807 329 2967 on Whatsapp if interested
Family › Re: I Need A Job Family by Hamachi(f): 9:46am On Apr 27, 2024
Moshybear:
My qualifications

Bsc: Psychology Imo state University (Second class upper)

Served in Warri

Age: 25

Location: Owerri ( but can travel to anywhere within Nigeria except North east)

Expert in catering service. Trained in Lagos and fully certified with some experiences.

CV on request for your perusal

Reason for this: Overwhelmed by bills for me and my kids and seriously can't cope anymore coupled with dwindling economy and harsh realities.

God pls send a helper!
Start your own restaurants
Travel › Re: Lagos Blue Line Phase Two Gets Green Light From Financiers by Hamachi(f): 9:45am On Apr 27, 2024
mannobi:
If every state in Nigeria can be blessed with good administrators like Lagos, by now there would have been a better distribution of wealth in the country. It wouldn't have been until you get to Lagos before you can make it. I wonder why ogun state is miserable despite their closeness
From Gbenga Daniel to Amosun down to Dapo are completely useless. I expect that the would have done what it done in developed country, have a 🚂 or subway from Ogun to Lagos, provide affordable accommodations to those working in Lagos. Do you know how many people life in Ogun and work in Lagos?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple Buys A House 2 And Half Years Of Moving To UK. by Hamachi(f): 8:40am On Apr 27, 2024
muyico:
mortgage loan!
Honorable off your mic
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Two Chinese Over Illegal Mining Activities (Photo) by Hamachi(f): 1:03pm On Apr 26, 2024
angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 12:56pm On Apr 26, 2024
I need an experienced procurement person in need of a job

Please share CV to my DM.

No need to rebroadcast out this group. Referral meant for this group alone.

Job location: Lagos +234 703 830 5102
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Remote Jobs 1.0 by Hamachi(f): 12:55pm On Apr 26, 2024
IJMBandJUPEB:
I'm looking for internship role in python please... Remote.
Noted.
Romance › Re: Married Men by Hamachi(f): 2:53pm On Apr 21, 2024
Here are 9 lies married men use to hit on you:

1. I am not happy in my marriage.

This is the topmost lie that men lie to woo naive girls into dating them. If he is not happy he should leave, not bringing a sob story to make you swallow the line and hook up. My sister, if he is unhappy you are not his happiness either – abort mission.




2. I will leave her.
You have heard this statement a thousand times from married men. He says he is fed up with his wife and will leave her for you. It’s a lie!




3. I am with her for the sake of the kids.

You’ve already heard this comment gazillion time. He will lie that he is with the wife for the sake of the kids while in the real sense, they are very happily married. Visit his social media accounts and you’ll be met by pictures of a perfect family.




4. I don’t love her.

This is a line that most married men are fond of using. If he doesn’t love her what makes you think he will love you? Wake up girl, he just wants to slide you to the sack!




5. I will marry you.

What makes you believe that he will leave his wife for you? Married men use this lie to lure you into accepting his demands knowing very well that he will never leave his wife for you. The only way to avoid this is to avoid him.




6. We separated just recently.

He will lie to you that he just separated with his wife and they are just co-parenting. He will continue lying to you that he may even consider you the second mother of his kids. Really? Do you buy such crap? I don’t think so.




7. She is not as beautiful as you.

No one hates to be told that they are beautiful, but using this lie to get you is just lame. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways. Sweetie he is just making you feel good so that you fall into his trap head first.




8. We don’t even sleep in the same bed.

This is a lie married men will tell you to make you believe that they are not even sleeping with their wives. He will lie to you that the last time they slept together was before the new millennium. He is lying. Stay woke.




9. I will move out.
He will lie to you that he will find a place for you and leave his matrimonial home. Men use this lie to make you feel that he is more interested in making a future with you. It’s a lie, be wise.
Romance › Re: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by Hamachi(f): 2:51pm On Apr 21, 2024
Make Makeup artiste his obviously gaybu
Waiter
Actress
Nurse
Flight attendant
Model
Content creator/ low Budget influencer (they sleep with their followers)
Banker
Chorister
Church worker
Usher
Marketer
Hotel staff
Online vendor
Male wears seller
Chef/Cook
Gym instructors
Romance › Re: Where's Our HUMANITY? by Hamachi(f): 2:49pm On Apr 21, 2024
This is a absolutely true 💯
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 8:19am On Apr 20, 2024
Hiring: Senior Accountant at Harvesters International Christian Centre

Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

HND / B.Sc / M.Sc in Finance or any other related programs
Must be a member of an accounting professional body e.g. ICAN, CMA or CPA
7 - 15 years proven years of experience as a Financial Controller, Accounting Supervisor, chief or senior accountant, preferable in a managerial role/capacity in any faith-based organization /Church, NGO or any other international and top organization.
Thorough knowledge of basic accounting procedures

Applications to: careers@harvestersng.org using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: There's Is Life Outside Work by Hamachi(op): 8:12am On Apr 20, 2024
bukatyne:
@bold:

That is the red flag for you except they work in shifts.
There are some jobs like that.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by Hamachi(op): 8:09am On Apr 20, 2024
Mavedet:
I am a stay at home mum in need of a virtual assistant position. I have applied to the one above and open to more. Thanks in anticipation
Okay

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