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Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Hamachi(f): 7:25am On Dec 25, 2023
Smartguyboy:
Learn skills and look for remote job.
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Remote Social Media Manager

Location: Lagos (Remote)
Employment Type: Full-time

Job Description

We are seeking a dedicated Social Media Manager to join our team. The ideal candidate should be a Christian, not exceeding 35 years old, with a strong background in the Christian digital space.
Experience in social media management, reliability, and trustworthiness are essential.
Responsibilities

Develop and implement social media strategies aligned with our Christian values.
Create engaging content and manage various platforms.
Monitor analytics and provide insights for improvement.
Requirements

Christian, aged 35 or below.
Previous experience in the Christian digital space.
Proven track record in social media management.
Reliable and trustworthy work ethic.
Perks

Remote work with flexible schedules.
Opportunities for personal and professional growth.
Performance-based incentives for earning potential.
Application Closing Date
31st December, 2023.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume and Portfolio to: hello@newbirthmag.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.

Note: If you are passionate about combining faith with digital expertise, we'd love to hear from you.
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Hamachi(f): 7:25am On Dec 25, 2023
Saviola86:


A bad advice that seems like a good advice.

You donโ€™t throw life savings into a building because you are avoiding rent.

Increasing my income is what should be of paramount importance now. When income increases, there will be spare money to put into building of a house
You don't get it, you are in your mid 30's and yet you don't have a landed property yet, think ๐Ÿค” about it? Which would you rather do first?
Invest or spend ๐Ÿ’ฐ?
Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Hamachi(f): 7:23am On Dec 25, 2023
Amen!
Kreddy:
I'll make it next year 2024.. May God make it easier

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Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Hamachi(f): 7:23am On Dec 25, 2023
Uniqueaccountant:
I have posted my number..kindly call or whatsapp. I'm based in Abuja
I didn't see the number
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Hamachi(f): 6:56am On Dec 25, 2023
Rubyjade:
Ogawisdom, here another one wink
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Customer Care Representative(Outbound)

Locations: Lagos, Ibadan - Oyo and Enugu (Remote)
Employment Type: Full-time

Details

There is an urgent vacancy for customer care representatives in Ibadan, Enugu and Lagos states, its a remote opportunity for those in Ibadan and Enugu States, Applicants must have a personal Laptop with good internet connectivity to be considered for this position.
This job will allow you to expand your experience working in a leading Telecommunication company.
Requirements

Interested candidates should possess a Bachelor's Degree, HND, NCE or OND qualification with 1 - 4 years work experience.
Salary
N50,000 - N60,000 monthly.

Application Closing Date
31st January, 2024.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc19pWT-BNV9LIi5qVtpQPkdeQweZSsRLmhEreACPlq103B1g/viewform
You need not to prove to anyone, anything. My girlfriend has been working for a company in Nigeria 2yrs and counting and she has NEVER been to the office physically or met with her colleagues. It only via virtual meeting they interact.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Hamachi(f): 6:50am On Dec 25, 2023
It's better you build your own house ๐Ÿ  than move into another apartment
Saviola86:
To get married to my girlfriend of 6yrs m
To move to a better apartment
To improve my earning
To complete my asset acquisition thatโ€™s all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 6:48am On Dec 25, 2023
Our client is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Graphics Designer

Location: Remote

Description

He/she is expected to submit atleast 10 contents a week.
Salary
N50,000 / month.

Application Closing Date
31st December, 2023.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: jokeke53@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 6:47am On Dec 25, 2023
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Customer Care Representative(Outbound)

Locations: Lagos, Ibadan - Oyo and Enugu (Remote)
Employment Type: Full-time

Details

There is an urgent vacancy for customer care representatives in Ibadan, Enugu and Lagos states, its a remote opportunity for those in Ibadan and Enugu States, Applicants must have a personal Laptop with good internet connectivity to be considered for this position.
This job will allow you to expand your experience working in a leading Telecommunication company.
Requirements

Interested candidates should possess a Bachelor's Degree, HND, NCE or OND qualification with 1 - 4 years work experience.
Salary
N50,000 - N60,000 monthly.

Application Closing Date
31st January, 2024.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc19pWT-BNV9LIi5qVtpQPkdeQweZSsRLmhEreACPlq103B1g/viewform
Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Hamachi(f): 6:42am On Dec 25, 2023
Uniqueaccountant:
couple of them. I randomly watch that's the surprising part.
hmmmmmm
Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Hamachi(f): 2:06pm On Dec 24, 2023
Uniqueaccountant:
Yeah. Though it was a course I love back then in University. I called it my territory. Whatapp for result proof
I would appreciate the YouTube video link. Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are They More Ruthlessly Efficient Than Their Nigerian Business Executives? by Hamachi(f): 1:24pm On Dec 24, 2023
cry
Oyindamolah:
*COPIED*

FINAL EXIT OF P&G: Farewell my 1st Love.

I finished my Youth Service in Feb. 2005. I was given a letter of recommendation from where I served in Jos (Vitafoam Nig. Plc). I was scheduled for an interview at their Head Office in Oba Akran, Lagos. I was to resume in their Kano Branch as Maintenance Engineer but religious crisis happened around that time. They had to shut down the Site to forestall collateral damages. Hence, I had to officially be flung to the ocean of "labour market". My first bite of "Nigeria Happened to You".

Fast forward to 2007. I had switched to full computer engineering. I cloned Computer systems for people and repaired same in the popular Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos. I just dey hustle anyhow to make ends meet. I always trekked from Opebi, where I was staying with the Owolabi's (May God bless that family for me) to Egbon Ojo's Office in Computer Village where I normally perch with my flash drive tied to my neck as symbol of a computer guy. It's in this state Sister Opeyemi Ajayi sent me a link to text my details to in Ibadan. I did and from that text message, my journey of 11years commenced.

I sincerely didn't know how big P&G was. I already passed UAC Management Trainee Test, scheduled for their Medical when P&G interviews were going on. A classmate I met at UAC in Lagos complained about their work culture, which was not too palatable. I shared my predicament with Pastor Kehinde Owolabi who told me how big the Company was in UK where he stayed for years. How Nigerians even lobbied and prayed to be their adhoc staff. This made me settle for P&G as my First Career Love. I resumed Sept. 13, 2007.

P&G would first host you for a month in Kakanfo Hotel in Ibadan if you didn't have anyone to stay with in Ibadan. All bills on them. The Company had bus that conveyed you to and fro the designated Bus Stop. You're trained about the culture of the Company for One Month. Free healthcare in the best hospitals in Ibadan and Lagos. Quality food at the canteen. My first salary was huge then because of all the prorated allowances. For the first time, I was treated with dignity. Naturally, the company gave me a sense of ownership till tomorrow.

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo might have his negatives but Ebora Owu knows Economics. He blocked border against products being manufactured in Nigeria. Businesses were booming. We work round the clock to meet up with orders from distributors. We only shut down on 24th December and startup night of 25th. Same thing for New Year Anniversary. We shut down on the 31st, start up 1st January Night. Full operation by 2nd. We couldn't cope with the demands. P&G had to be forced to invest more in Nigeria.

I first travelled out of Nigeria courtesy of my First Love, P&G. I, with four others were sent on an automation training with Rockwell Automation in UK. Our Nigerian coursemates for that One Month were people from Total, Mobil, etc. No manufacturing company dared such investment but the almighty P&G. You're escorted even to Visa Office by Mobile Police entourage. You're taken to and fro the airport with same entourage. Because they see you as asset that nothing should happen to. Imagine giving "ordinary technician" such honour. That's my P&G for you.

"AGBARA, THE FUTURE."

Because of the market demands, P&G decided to expand their investments in Nigeria. Paper section of the company was relocated to Agbara. Over $300Million was invested there with state of the art facility built by Julius Berger Nig. Ltd. We had Gym facilities. We had massagers. We had table tennis. We had football pitch. We generated our own power with a massive Gas Generator. Your badge is the access to doors, offices, canteen, gym, everywhere. These were the stuffs you only saw in American movies like 24.

P&G prioritizes trainings. Some of my guys like Betiku Olubunmi Jude , Gbadamosi Adekunle , etc were on training for the new production lines in Cairo for a complete calendar year. If you're married, you could go with your family, even some that gave birth there like Samson Oloyede Johnson went with Malle that did omogwuo in Cairo. My friend even named his child after the Cairo Doctor that meant a lot to their family. That's how important you are to that Company. They value you. How would you not love such company? The Femcare guys like Stanley Emite , Aderanti Yomi , Adewale Ajibade ,etc, went to Germany for theirs. That's how big P&G was.

"Agbara, the Future" became the slogan. That was the plan before Nigeria happened to my beloved P&G. The startups for the new lines started getting extended due to our Nigerianness. Custom's policy summersaults started affecting the logistics. Border flung opened. Cheaper products littered the market courtesy of another Govt policies. 3 brand new babycare lines were brought for initial installations but only 2 could be installed. Cheaper products had taken over the market before we produced our first diaper. The "future" was punctured from the world "go".

We would produce but no one to buy. Sometimes you wanted to produce, Shell might tell you, they couldn't supply gas to power you generator. You had to switch to expensive diesel to power the other diesel generators to produce to meet up with the little demands. To transport the finished products became a challenge too. The roads were horrible. Containers doing gymnastics by summersaulting anyhow on those gully-holes (because those were not potholes). I even learnt the companies around the axis like GSK, UNILEVER, P&G, to mention but few approached the State Govt and proposed to fix the road with a possible tax waivers to no avail. They told them to bring the money while their works ministry help them fix it. The companies backed out because of the integrity of the govt. Hence, the road became unpassable over time.

I will be hypocritical if I failed to mention few of the damages done inhouse. Before we even left Ibadan, stories of how pallets of products were disappearing in Alomaja wearhouse became regular news. To the point that a whole truckload of products was rumoured missing... T'ori Olorun! Guys became overnight millionaires at the expense of the company. Contracts were inflated anyhow. One that I was particularly privy of: Our chiller had issues. I and Oluwatomisin Adeoluwa Adetola narrowed it down to a defective Compressor. We sourced for a supplier online that promised to bring it the next morning. Price was #600k with installations. We presented it to the TSG Manager then. He claimed it won't fly since the guy was not on the list of suppliers. Lo and behold, the guy given it to presented #2.4m. He couldn't even fix the electrical connections, I was the one compelled to fix it for him. How that made sense to anyone I don't know.

Agbara ceased to be the future courtesy of both external and internal self-destructive birthed out of greed and untamed avarice. The investors borrowed us $300m at the exchange rate of less than #200/$. In Buhari's first 6months, it had jumped to #500. He fell ill and Prof. Osinbajo was able to stabilize it at #350/$. P&G had no alternative than to do all it could to stay afloat business-wise. Gradual retrenchment was introduced. Flow-to-work became the mantra. Before the next OGSM in 2018, it was decided Agbara plant should shut down! Hundreds of professionals retrenched. I remember the words of Akinola Jibola while we were powering down Babycare Line 1: "We are shutting down what should put foods on the tables of the generations to come." It daily rings in my ears.

I hoped against hope P&G would come back but it won't. I first heard about it from a top echelon before it became 'kariile' news. You prayed such news shouldn't be true. No one finds it easy to share the demise of his loved ones. Adieu my 1st Career Love. You actually "Improved and touched our lives". You meant well but we honestly don't deserve you. We messed you up. If you're only being abused by outsiders, you could have stayed but abuse by your loved ones was the last straw that broke the camel's back. All your "offsprings" like Ariel, Pampers, Always, Duracell, Oral B, etc would always have my endorsement any day, anytime. Love you P&G
Career / Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by Hamachi(f): 12:58pm On Dec 24, 2023
kelvine:
For me I left my paid employment in October this year because my supervisor and manager required me to work beyond 5pm. They both set me up with a horrible task and I simply walked away.

Now I trade coins on Stormgain and also do digital marketing. I have no single regret leaving the toxic environment I worked.

I am also free from endless transportation price hike and traffic. I sleep and wake up anytime I choose, I visit any event that interests me anytime I want to.

All I need to make money is my phone and the Internet.

No one should stay in employment anywhere VI, if you earn less that 200k except your house is close to your office (VI and Lekki) and you have the hope of salary increase.
Unfortunately, the jobs that pay most times are on the island ๐Ÿ๏ธ although a few ones on them mainland though
2. The truth is many people are doing 100k per month and going from Agege, Egbeda, Ikotun and even Ikorodu to island ๐Ÿ๏ธ everyday
3. There are a thousand and one person that would take up that job you rejected in Lagos, trust me on that
Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Hamachi(f): 12:50pm On Dec 24, 2023
shocked really? Just YouTube videos?
Uniqueaccountant:
Start ICAN finally. ....passed the paper I wrote out of fear...didn't attend tutorials for it just youtube videos. Scored 72

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Dicovered D Worst Thing That Can Make A Man Commit Suicide by Hamachi(f): 8:53am On Dec 24, 2023
kiss
CarlosTheJackal:
I just went through your topics here and I found out you are an Emotional Blackmailer.

Stop thinking anyone is entitled to help you. Get your socks off and be productive and proactive
Family / Re: My Journey To Ikoyi Prison by Hamachi(f): 8:52am On Dec 24, 2023
Hmmm... This just took me back memory lane. Spent a week for a crime I knew nothing of. The only meal I ate was when a fellowship/church brought Jollof rice on Sunday.

The first day I got in, the 'Elder' called me and was giving me options of paying for better sleeping space. I dey form 'street', because it was in the afternoon and there were few persons in the cell. When it got to about 5/6pm (can't remember exactly) when the cell gates were to be locked, omo see people coming into that one cell. I fought tears that day.

Prison, Nigerian Prison I mean, is not a place you wish for your enemy, especially when you are unfortunate to be in 'jankara'...

For female inmates they use clothes or rags as pad cry

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Career / Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by Hamachi(f): 12:08pm On Dec 23, 2023
Slimplush:
Still giving It a shot against next year... Before the years runs out, my decision will be based on each month of next year as it progress

I'm tired and stressed, mentally, physically and emotionally with not enough pay, spend more sometimes finding money and ended up getting nothing

Breaks me emotionally!!!
Don't be scared, leave your comfort zone. You are a potential, you just scared of the fear of the unknown.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by Hamachi(f): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2023
allabig:
They wouldn't want you to work from home.

Why?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Dicovered D Worst Thing That Can Make A Man Commit Suicide by Hamachi(f): 9:20pm On Dec 22, 2023
Rrchrd:

Sir I didn't even see her coming because I was with guest waiting for receptionist to issue me card(key) to take another guest to his room.
Don't lose sleep over it, dust yourself up and try again. There's a reason you are called "Rich-ard".

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Jobs/Vacancies / Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by Hamachi(f): 9:18pm On Dec 22, 2023
Following this thread https://www.nairaland.com/7946887/employees-going-see-january-abi & reviews on remote jobs, Are there remote jobs in Nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(f): 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2023
Location: Mafoluku Oshodi, off Airport Road, Lagos.
Salary: above N70,000
Work Days: Monday - Friday
Work Duration: 8am-5pm

Responsibilities
i. Assist in the preparation of financial reports such as financial statements and budget performance
ii. Ensure compliance with applicable standards tax rules, regulations, and systems of internal control
iii. Manage all accounting transactions
iv. Prepare budget forecasts
v. Publish financial statements in time
vi. Reconcile accounts payable and receivable
vii. Ensure timely bank payments

Qualifications

BSc or HND degree in Accounting, Finance, or a related field
Minimum of 1-2 years in Accounting experience

Interested candidates send your CV through WhatsApp via 08066109886 or email CV to highjoblink@gmail.com
Romance / Re: If A Married Woman Confides In You by Hamachi(f): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2023
Zonefree:

You later smash the IT girl?
What's with you men and sex?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Thinking Of Quiting These Jobs Because It Taking A Toll On Me by Hamachi(f): 8:51pm On Dec 22, 2023
lipsrsealed
Error401:
lol, hope u have money shaa. Quit if you have enough for cerelac and pampers.

Food / Re: Cost Of Feeding Worsens As Food Inflation Hits 32.84% by Hamachi(f): 4:33pm On Dec 16, 2023
cry
Car Talk / Re: Does The Police Force Has The Jurisdiction To Ask For Driver's License? by Hamachi(f): 4:23pm On Dec 16, 2023
No, however, in the U.S. the first thing a cop asks you when stoped are 'licence and registration please'.

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Jobs/Vacancies / I Am Thinking Of Quiting These Jobs Because It Taking A Toll On Me by Hamachi(f): 4:11pm On Dec 16, 2023
From DM
I am a graduate of finance but not qualified yet but currently doing three jobs
First job is freelancing for a logistics company in Europe (No delay salary)
Second job is a 100% remote but in Nigeria( although the are borrowing to pay us, but comes a little or a bit late and it comes with a lot of meetings and impromptu request to be delivered within minutes)
Third job is on site 100%. (Takes time before salary is paid)
The three pay a total of N370k, the last one is a bit stressful because I have to be on-site although affords me the opportunity to run 1&2 effectively.

My wife just put to bed and it been a bit tedious for job 1&2 although am not coping well but I am thinking of quiting because it been tough.

What's your advice or thought

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by Hamachi(f): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2023
What people don't realize is that there is no such thing as a career, or I will put it this way, the people that have a fulfilling career are very tiny. If the job pays you do let you to live a respectable life, then that is the ideal. The idea that you must be in a suit with a tie in an office is nonsense. Arrant nonsense.

Human civilizations are not built on suits and ties but on hard grinding work. From the peasants building and maintaining railways to long-haul interstate drivers even accross countries, to the sewage workers, the farmers, traffic guys, and so forth. These are the people that powers society, the majority in the background, not the tiny veneer of men in suits that are sprinkled on top. These ordinary men and women are the heros of society but sadly, these are the people we don't want to be like.

In other words, we live in a cappuccino society, where beneath is an untold amount of ordinary men and women keeping the system from crumbling, but with a sprinkle of tiny men on suits on top. Lots of people depressed themselves for nothing because they have filtered their vision not to see the majority that powers society, to see only the tiny ones.

And here comes the most important one, which is contentment. Contentment doesn't mean settling for less, or not aspiring to be more, but it's about being okay with what you have while working to improve it. Probably Nigeria hasn't reached the peak of educated masses, but in all developed countries where most of the populations are educated up to 99% (eg Canada, US, UK), the majority of the workforce are not happy with their jobs, and even Ph.D. holders do taxi jobs.

This is sad to say, but personally, I see how many of my ex-classmates torture themselves just because they think life after school should be nirvana. Some postpone the pain by taking more courses, embarking on more degrees, and so forth, but shifting the goal post doesn't mean the post isn't there, it's still waiting albeit, a bit farther. Perhaps if they could just see that the world is not powered by men in suits, but by men on rags, it shall be well with them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Hamachi(f): 3:16pm On Dec 16, 2023
searchlight:
Write me on my email if you are ready to do online legit job.
Oga drop your email here abeg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Hamachi(f): 3:13pm On Dec 16, 2023
anu3:



Oh, thanks sister...

Well, I went to the state board to know how it's done and I was directed to another branch. I was not satisfied with their answers. I expected them to tell me the percentage or educate me on how to calculate (I've had to learn online) and how to pay by myself online. But the woman I met was almost insisting to "help", and not willing to give the website and stuff. They're more interested in knowing what I do and how much is my income for the year.

Also I wasn't sure about the currency/rate I would use. But I've decided to calculate everything in naira according to the "official rate" of each month. Cos I don't think it's reasonable to be paying the government with black/parallel rate in any case.

I have a plan to go again in January (to pay); I'll tell them what I need if there not serious I'll tell them I'll try firs as I suggested to the woman yesterday...

And I think the percentage should be around 7% to 12%. She showed an example: 3m = 350... But I think firs has everything clear online and not secretly. I don't want the situation where I'll be paying the government and it's workers from my hard-earned...
I understand your frustrations but if you are in Lagos then you can look it up on etax.lirs.net

It's first 300k@7%
Next 300k@11%
The next 500
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Looking For A Job, Let Help You by Hamachi(f): 3:09pm On Dec 16, 2023
Alexhannah1:
I am a fresh graduate with a degree in Economics, I am looking for a paid internship or entry level position

Anybody who can help should pls do
Google landmark graduate trainee

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: RJ Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 11:59am On Dec 16, 2023
Company: Periscope Consulting
Title: Research Assistant
Email: hr@fullrangeholdco.com
Location: Abuja
Renumeration: 150,000 - 200,000

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