₦airaland Forum

geedeex2:
The boy with unstable birth date.next year he will celebrate on the 1st of March ..I can never take such people serious because they are naturally unstable from heaven

u no well..we are special guy..jelousy want kill you..hbday to me nd my fellow leap day celebrant...

iswallker:
i see...

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and this look like the duties of a network administrator.......

.hahaha..where did you see the advertisement.you know nigerians like name .am very sure they have no idea of what a network administrator does

oniculator:
aaamiin. Na gode. Allah saka da alheri

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i catch you oniculator...congratulations bro..really happy for you

okosodo:
He betrayed his own people bacause he wants ab0kis to praise him. He should not forget that he is coming hone after dining with the vampires

and namadi sambo.ali gusau,dasuki,and the rest pro jonathan northerners are heroes abi...#smh
....grow up abeg

Goldmind1:
The poster was wrong. Instead of saying that Pastor Enoch Adeboye went to Aso Rock to meet PMB, he said it it the other way round. Between the two of them who went to see each other.
I think the SW Christians are selling themselves so each cheap to Islam Fr. Mbaka tried it and the SEasteners tongue-lashed him.
4 out of 6 states in the SW have muslim governors and U people say U are running the biggest churches in Nigeria. I pity people who troop to your churches. I pray in my house and God answers me.
I am not trying to mix tribalism with Christianity but I have seen that the Sw Christians do not allow their Adamic nature to die, rather they boast in hypocrisy.

foo.ol...so it was all about religion for you.little by little imb.eciles like you will be disgraced.
your supporrt for gej was only because he is a xtain.
grow up man.nigeria has gone pass that stage

greatiyk4u:
Na so ABU engineering students dull reach?.......my school produce more than 20first class Engineers yearly

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which school abeg??..that shows youre far below standard..substandard first class...do you know how difficult it is to even graduate with 2.1 from ABU Eng.g faculty..or maybe you should try their post graduate clases..i bet your type will spend 20 yrs b4 getting approval for your masters thesis

AND YET SOME PEOPLE STILL THINKS THIS LEVEL OF UNIVRRSAL ORDELINESS WAS WITHOUT PURPOSE OR REASON....GOD IS INDEED GRATE

taurus25:
not again!

it dosnt hurt if you look it up bro..

lofty900:
One of the bravest men in those days . Even ojukwu respected him. I saw a picture of his corpse after he was executed. His eyes popped out of his eye sockets. Firing squad na bad thing o

another comfused ipobian...dimka is from plateau,jos.
he is actually an inlaw to gowon..get your fact right abeg

lofty900:
One of the bravest men in those days . Even ojukwu respected him. I saw a picture of his corpse after he was executed. His eyes popped out of his eye sockets. Firing squad na bad thing o

another comfused ipobian...dimka is from plateau,jos.
he is actually an inlaw to gowon..get your fact right abeg

ZombieNation:
Is the army waging war on its citizens?

The US population is 350 million but they are scaling down on their army

China has come out to state that it will reduce its military force of 3 million to a million. This is China with over 1.5bn people

What logic other than to kill and intimidate your own citizenry warrants this foolishness?

With Nigeria heading for serious recession and bankruptcy how does the dullard hope to maintain such large force of men during peacetime?


The army is not designed for civilian policing but for existential and external threats.

Review our constitution and corporate unity since all conflicts in Nigeria stem from that weak document.

Nigeria's civil unrest are first and foremost politically induced and as such only sincere dialogue and not brute force can solve it.

They want full sharia in the north, I say let them have it.

The Niger Delta wants full resource control, then why not? After all its their oil

The Biafrans want a return to true republic. You hate them and are quick to attack then in your north. Grant them their autonomy and see if they will venture into your sharia enclave

imbe.cile. you never tire..u go live and die turn to maggot infested ass.hole and yet nigeria go still they kampe..foo.l

A 15-year-old boy has ‘mistakenly’ impregnated 16
teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 17 after a
pool party went awry.
The boy
According to reports by Tallahassee Herald in Florida,
United States, the 15-year-old boy who was said to
have a ‘highly potent sperm’ ejaculated in the pool
without warning his mates. And reports say that this
ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the
celebration.
When the birthday celebrant, Daliah Jennings, was
questioned, she said: “I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit
that day. It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th
birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind
of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she said, looking visibly
relieved of not getting pregnant.
Some of the girls at the party
Standing on the fact that they did not have sex at the
party, the 15-year-old boy said:
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex
orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant,
but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if
anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical
examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become
some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the
time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t
do anything!” he said, looking sincere.
The doctor, who connected all the pregnancy to one
cause, Dr. John Suzukima, said:
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from
spermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times
more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average
man. This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common
water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and
has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water.
This condition could definitely explain what happened in
this case but clinical trials and further tests would be
needed to prove this theory.”
While about 14 of the girls are up for abortion, 2 of the
impregnated girls will be keeping the babies due to
religious beliefs.

https://www.naij.com/728873-unbelievable-i5-yr-old-boy-mistakenly-impregnates-16-girls-time-photos.html

Diddyydiva:
Agony of a out of wedlock child. I guess na poly bag your **** take pack her clothes to your *******'s house so you see it as a normal thing.


You call ladies biitches, sluts and hoes , The question is who made them that way?


You are the ones who can't stay in a no sex relationship,

You made sex a proof of love, manipulating innocent girls. To you , a girl that refuse to have sex with you does not love you.

You keep five girls at a time out of insecurity . If one fails others will fill in.

You deny being in relationship just to lure another girl.


You are hypocrites!!!

If you call a girl a biitch , then you are a dog!!!

in other words your legs still drips of other men's fluid and you might have aborted for them likewise....hmmmm
girls without shame

..so because of the video the goat has suddenly realized he is a man nd not a woman any longer abi..tchw

how is he different from father mbaka..a d yet those attacking mbaka might be praising ds one....nigerians deceiving themselves

i go assume say na TRUECALLER cause am.

truthspeaks:
Me too de ask same tin

..in as much i blive pmb is still better then gej...but the guy is really beginning to dissapoint me

udeagbalaC:
A former President of the Nigerian Senate, Ken Nnamani, has announced his departure from the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, a political platform to which be belonged since 1999, and which, in 2005, made him the third most powerful man in Nigeria.
In a statement made available to PREMIUM TIMES on Saturday, Mr. Nnamani said he was quitting the party because the platform had abandoned “the path of its noble vision and values”.
Mr. Nnamani was elected to the Senate President in 2003, and was senate president between 2005 and 2007.
In his statement Saturday, entitled, “PDP, the Burden and My Conscience,” the politician said he was fed up with the current status and direction of the PDP, and was therefore quitting “without any iota of bitterness” in his heart.
“I do not believe I should continue to be a member of the PDP as it is defined today,” Mr. Nnamani said, “This is certainly not the party I joined years ago to help change my country. I do not also believe that the PDP as it is managed today will provide an opportunity for me to continue to play the politics of principles and values which I set for myself as a young man on leaving graduate school and working for a large multinational in the United States in the 70s and 80s.
“Therefore, today I resign my membership of the PDP. In stepping out of partisan politics for the meantime, I will continue to be politically engaged. I will also continue to support the government and all the elected officers in Nigeria to repositioning the nation.
“I will also constructively criticize them when by commission or omission they take actions that could damage the prospects of transforming Nigeria into a productive, merit-based and honestly governed country.”
Mr. Nnamani later told PREMIUM TIMES on telephone that he was leaving because it had become crystal clear to him that nothing would change in the party in the foreseeable future.
He recalled that on November 10, 2015, he led a delegation of concerned party leaders to the Wadata Plaza national secretariat of the party to push for change.
“We were simply dismissed,” Mr. Nnamani said. “They simply said they would get back to us. We haven’t heard from them since then.”
He said even after the party was defeated in the 2015 general election, and other like-minded party members believed that that defeat could be transformed to victory.
“We were hopeful and continued to push for reform,” Mr. Nnamani said. “But as you can see, that hasn’t work. Those who led us to defeat have continued to hold the party down.
“In the circumstance, I have to move on and get on with my life.”
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/198055-breaking-former-senate-president-ken-nnamani-dumps-pdp-attacks-party.html

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ken nnamani...hmmm d only igbo guy i could have ever voted for gladly as the president of this counrty..

DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called ATiku

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money for London, US etc and you come gat cancer, na Deizani you be.

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu

13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Orji Kalu

14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi

15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki

16. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, dat one is called Buhari

so if i may ask. what type of chopper would you be?

Mister2:
You are mad for calling the CAN president a criminal. Has he ever stolen from you and your miserable family? With the anti-corruption war going on, have you heard his name being mentioned? Or you think Dullard Buhari wouldn't have instructed the EFCC to carry out thorough checks on him in a bid to pin him down because of his firm stand on the marginalisation and killing of Christians in the North?
Once again, you are mad man for using such words on the revered CAN president!

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see mugu..anyway as i said earlier they guy isnt jus a criminal but a mad one..before we deviate from the point how has he been different or better than the case of father mbaka ?
if not for the stupidity of the CAN president *if e pain you go hug tx*
how can a supposed religous leader who has forsaken his leadership duties , romance with known corrupt politicians on the eve of a general election.possibly he was expecting another jet from gej from the public treasury..
on the issue of efcc mentioning his name..its to early to hang your self over it.and we dont expect mr president to arrest the CAN thief even if he is found wanting..considering how irrational we can be when it comes to religion in this country.

livhorgng:
There are issues I hate to talk about BUT not when one who called him self a prist or man of God said he is going to suffer and what else do you say hence he has accepted to suffer, let him suffer. Mark me Mbaka will resign soon, he has failed and the power of God if any has left him. The charms he got from okija jas failed him, even the politics he wants to join will fail him. Just a matter of time we all we see what I just said.

all this because he said gej will loose an election abi...
but when CAN president the criminal oritsejafor or wateva his name is did that wasnt part of politics abi..your type should keep deceiving them selves ..it wasnt an issue then

you will realize you aint that smart afterall when you meet Engineering boyz

you will realize you aint that smart after all when you meet Engineering boyz

cheruv:
Am in onyedega presently

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that has never been an issue.youre free to be any were you are as a nigerian..and you know very well we are nyc to pple.but when you try to claim whats not yours or try to prove superior over other people..then as i said ask the anambra pple what we did to them when they disrespected themselves

cheruv:
Good
Kogi should also cede ibaji LG to Anambra kos that's where it rightfully belongs to

hahaha..lol..go and claim it.it seems your people haven.t learnt from what we did to them the last time?...you think the kogites are like hausa.s that you make noise with abi..?
your people should come nd claim it by force as they did the last time b4 we kept them in their place

Mologi:
This is what I imagine when people calls pants

ma guy i wonder too oh..i cum day think maybe na english i no sabi again

krendo:
Buhari will fail!

Nigerians should brace up for hardship

We will be purnished for not learning from history

what do you expect a failure like you to say..mugu...nigeria wont fail but you nd your family would

dukie25:
Expecting UAE to return monies put in their country by Nigerian Muslims is like asking them to become Christians, it's not going to happen.

..mugu talking.ignorance is a disease

perrychemical:
SL is not SHORTLISTED, it actually meant Senior level. CV Senior Level based and awaiting scheduling interview, my mind is telling me that, this Nov batch is another recruitment drive. Some will still be called for a test probably to undergo the same process that August applicant undergone.

really?..senior level.that might be intresting

Kaspar0v:
Plz guys, how much is dangote paying these fresh graduates?Especially engineering? Both Msc and bscThanks.

guy nawa for you sha..wait make you get the job first na

fx45:
After all said and done, Lagos is still No Man's Land and will forever remain so. If Nigeria remains by 2027, there will be an Igbo governor in Lagos. You can take that to the Bank. We will continue to invade that place like locusts till we force you all to retreat back to your native Ogbomoso, Osogbo, Ilesa, Ile-Ife, Ile-Epo, Osun and whichever Yoruba hinterland you all crawled out from. It's time to go back to your hinterlands and start planting cocoa. Oyel don finish!

Deal with it or take a jump off Carter Bridge

hmmm..it is the yorubas i blame for this nonsense .come to any part of northern nigeria and say this even if its a joke...i swear we will massacre your entire igbo-idiotic generation..useless people

bqlekan:
looks like their eyes where plucked out....
I stand to be corrected tho

i tut i was d only one that saw it