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Log in to Nairaland. It's either Davido wears gold crusted versace shoes, Davido in adorable photo shoot with his baby, Davido's brother buys a new car, Davido buys a new car, Davido takes his adorable baby on a first class flight. Ahan! Otipoju Jare. Na only him waka come? Or is NL now his instagram page? Oga Seun, we don't wanna see Davido related maras again biko

The Nigeria police force is a shame. Even when u're right, they'll always want to show u they're the ones with a gun yesterday. Same issue happened to me yesterday. Went to buy some tiles from a factory in Kogi state. On my way back(on the okene-lampese) expressway, I met a police road block and after checking that my invoice and way bill is in other, these government empowered thieves started asking if there was anything for the boys. Told em no and they refused to release my papers. As I insisted on not paying cause I'm on my right, they Changed soundtrack and said I should give em money for safeguarding d road. I was like, WtF! Ain't u guys doing ur jobs? Last last sha, dem free me without paying a kobo. Let's reform the NPF. Play ur part by refusing to give bribe

Harbosede02:
U and dis ur cousin must be really close

mmmmm

misspicy:
na u sabi that one o

oya give expert advice Jor

agarawu23:
I doubt if a 'one click' can break the code, maybe the hymen has been visited before

Well, maybe. Me haven't tried breaking that code before. So, me really can't say.

BlackrulesDworld:
Too much trash on romance section this days.

too much weed in ur system my man

misspicy:
well i'd have helped buh am still a virgin....op tell your cousin pele for me o

Mmmm. Virgin? Abeg lying no fit u Jare

agarawu23:
I was just confused how someone will lost her virginity just like that when hymen isn't tissue paper

well, what can I say? D story she told me is, they were nude, dude was romancing her, told Her to let him use his rod to rub over her punny and promised no penetration only to feel a sharp pain there which made her push him away

agarawu23:
@bolded, tell me more

ogbeni more of what? Na me e happen to? Abi I go dey ask am of how them kiss, touch body?

My cousin sis came home from school today(2days earlier than she normally does) and she looked worried and depressed. After a whole lotta inquiries and arm twisting, she opened up to me that some days back, she visited a male friend, one thing led to another and they were rolling on d bed. She SAID after undressing, dude promised to abide by Her no sex rule #JustRomance. A while later, she said she felt a sharp pain on her vagina after which she pushed him off only to discover blood on the sheets. She said after d incident, she got to Her room, checked her hymen and discovered that it was gone. Now, she made me understand that there was no form of penetration past the hymen stage. Now, she's depressed that her virginity has been lost soo cheaply. Well, I told her that the presence/absence of an hymen doesn't determine the virginity status of a female. I wanna console her some more but I dunno if it's possible that a hymen be broken without some part of d penis going in. I don't wanna deceive her into a false sense of being a virgin when d truth is she ain't nor do I wanna advice her as a non virgin and she actually turns out to still be one. So, my E-family, my question is,
Is it really possible that the hymen be broken and no vaginal penetration?
2. Does this mean she really ain't no longer a virgin?. Matured advice kindly needed as I ensure she's in d right state of mind to return to campus on Monday.

Na wa! Op, I feel ur pain. @ d same time, u can improve the situation by renting a room outside. I know u'll say u're surviving on only d NYSC allowance of 19,800, and all such but u're in a rural area and accommodations there will be pretty cheap(won't exceed 1,500 a month). Cut down on some other expenses(recharge cards, beer, e.t.c) and get a decent accommodation.

The policy was well thought out and it's a nice path towards public probity and accountability. Electronic payments of taxes and excise duties and deployment of drones in every border(to let d customs officers know they are being monitored will also help block leakages and help in our over reliance on oil.... D level of corruption(bribery) that these customs people(border patrol) engage in is beyond measure

Biafrans be like, This time around, the "zoo" will be brought down. Last time, we didn't want to finish them that's why we bombed only the bridge. This time around, we'll use ogbunigwe and a new atomic bomb we contributed money for our director to procure to finish them. There'll be nothing left of the zoo by the time we are through. With them.... Hahahaha. I laugh these keypad warriors in Chinese..... If u've seen the effect of war, walahi u'll shun war and always embrace peace

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Brooklynsouth:
That's Zoo 4 u but if its a pdp member watch as the children rat poison and South West, hate ll flood this thread I hate them all

And that's how u'll continue to hate them until u die of this hatred u have for them while they never know that u even exist. Keep on hating

Like if u think APC and Buhari are just making noise with their anti-corruption campaign. Share if u think otherwise

Brooklynsouth:
That's Zoo 4 u but if its a pdp member watch as the children rat poison and South West, hate ll flood this thread I hate them all

Shey u were meant to finally get some sense before this year end. October is gone and ur sense never still come ba? Why u so fixated with tribal bigotry? Is it a genetic defect? Read my signature and receive some sense Jare!

APC anti-corruption stance is an hoax

The guy looks GEJish with d Fedora and there's a striking resemblance between the lady and Mama Piss. Their depiction of Nigeria is appalling and a eyesore. Na this kind people dem suppose use con*dom during their parents' copulation.

wonderful! This is a very novel idea by Jamb

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Mr. Dogara, our own parliament can be this beautiful.... But u and ur colleagues frequent wrestlemania won't allow that.

Chisos! Annie, abeg no let bros see this picture o. Else e go reconsider una marriage o. See as she come wugly. May God never allow us and our loved ones suffer from such a disease

The Federal Ministry of Justice has ordered the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) to commence investigation into the
allegation that the agency’s chairman, Ibrahim
Lamorde, diverted about N1 trillion proceeds of
corruption recovered by the anti-graft agency.
The request follows a petition dated
September 18, 2015, sent to the Solicitor-
General and Permanent Secretary, Federal
Ministry of Justice, Mr. Abdullahi Yola.
The petition was filed by a security expert and
Chief Executive Officer of a security firm, Panic
Alert Security Systems (PASS), George Uboh.
Uboh sent a reminder letter dated September
28, to Yola, threatening to sue the ministry, if
he failed to respond to his petition within
seven days.
In the petition, Uboh asked the Justice
Ministry, “through which EFCC derives its power
to immediately rescind the fiat to prosecute
criminal suspects from EFCC”.
He also sought a “fiat for the prosecution of
EFCC’s past and present leadership and their
known and unknown co-conspirators via the 22-
page preliminary criminal charges the
undersigned has prepared.”
The ministry’s letter, signed by the Director,
Public Prosecutions of the Federation,
Muhammad Diri, on behalf of the Permanent
Secretary, is dated October 8, 2015.
The letter made available to reporters in Abuja
yesterday, reads: “I refer to your letter dated
September 28, 2015, in respect of the above
mentioned subject matter.
“I am directed to inform you that your petition
has been sent to the EFCC for their response to
the allegation contained therein.
“The commission has been directed by the
Solicitor-General of the Federation and
Permanent Secretary to forward the result of
its investigation as soon as it is completed.
“Accept please, the assurances of the highest
regards of the Solicitor-General of the
Federation and Permanent Secretary.”
It remains to be seen how the EFCC will
successfully launch an investigate on its own
head.
Lamorde, still presides over commission
activities, and routinely receives foreign and
local agencies who pay courtesy visits.
Uboh has, however, argued that “pursuant to
the Civil Service Rules, Ibrahim Lamorde must
step aside during the pendency of the
investigation by the commission”.
He had alleged that Lamorde diverted among
others, the loot recovered from a former
Bayelsa State Governor, Diepreye
Alamieyeseigha and an ex-Inspector-General of
Police Tafa Balogun.

Source: dailypost.ng/2015/10/27/n1trillion-saga-confusion-as-fg-orders-efcc-to-probe-sitting-chairman-lamorde/

chukwudi44:
They would only be a re-run when the supreme court says so and not because me or you likes it or not!!

You forgot to add that i equally predicted Fayose, Saraki and Dogara's victory!!! Besides Amaechi has only been screened and is yet to be comfirmed!!

Rt. Hon Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi will be confirmed as a minister of the federal republic today and there's nothing u or anyone else can do to stop him..... I'm giving u heads up so that u don't die of shock when he's confirmed. As for Wike, the rerun is something he can't run away from. If he likes, let him go to d hague to appeal d tribunal's decision.... They'll still order a rerun

chukwudi44:
His appeal to the supreme court can still last 120 days before we know whether they will be a re-run or not.

No need to wait for 120 days before we know there's gon be a rerun. Pa Chukwudi44, whether u like it or not, there'll be a rerun. There's nothing u or anyone can do to change that.... Take my words to d bank

Wike says he's popular. He says he'll win if elections are held ten times over. What I don't get is why he's jittery about a rerun when it's just one of d ten he's soo sure of winning. Abeg make he do come answer human rights abuse and kworuption cases Jor.

Even Nyesom Ezenwo Wike knows that elections were not held. D guy's desperation is eroding his common sense. #WikeGoForA Rerun

chukwudi44:
Olodo go and read the judgement,the elections was not annulled because of any yeye violence,It was anulled because incidence forms were used where card readers failed!! This is even contrary to the akwa Ibom tribunals judgement and the appeal court Judgment in lagos state!!! Go and get your facts right!! I hope you dont die of shock when the appeal and supreme courts quashes the useless judgement!! The card readers were not contained in the electoral act hence no basis for it to be used to determine the legality of elections.

odueke, whether u like it or not, there'll be a rerun where d popularity of the two candidates will come to play..... Unlike before where what obtained was d candidate with federal power lording over everyone. Freely and fairly, Wike'll win no doubt and I hope u'll go hug a transformer when d appeal and supreme courts throw out his case. Funny thing is, u've always been soo sure of winning but always ends up losing. From Jonathan's election to Amaechi's nomination and screening, u've never had it good. I pity u