Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by handie(m): 3:05pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
I Vote:
Agarawu23
ScentMarlc
Sosiqdude
IamKingzlee
TomFrench
Cc: NLJega |
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 1:42pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
DEE, excellent stuff! I love this. Honestly, I've gotta salute ur genius. Keep up d good work man |
Culture › Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by handie(m): 1:16pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
mrkingjerry: U Dey crazy for head oh. U talk like as if u are been to the palace. Local goat like u. Guy, why u dey Zuor na? Just so, u know, I've been there and I just also want u to know the meme OviEdo pataki. Get that into ur thick skull before u run down to Uselu for ur afternoon treatment |
Culture › Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by handie(m): 11:28pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
arazanbal: D third empire in d world,recognise all over d world,bt ur tribe does nt even exist if nt for d amalgamation of 9ja third kini? U need to stop taking thaaat weed and just so u know, I'm an Edo boy.(uviEdo Pataki) |
Culture › Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by handie(m): 9:58pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
jude33084: Please try to visit Shomolu area of Lagos bro  None compares to Benin bro... Don't be surprised if d people doing it in Shomolu are from Benin |
Culture › Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by handie(m): 8:07pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
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Culture › Re: 8 Things Visitors Are Forbidden To Do At Oba Of Benin Palace by handie(m): 3:08pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
As if there's Even anything in the Oba palace that's worth seeing. The Binis are just too superstitious for my liking. Them like Juju like say 2morrow no dey. Only in Benin are u gonna see chickens, and different food types placed in strategic junctions as sacrifice. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Under Pressure To Disband DSS, Nigeria’s Secret Police. by handie(m): 8:17am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Mmmm |
Politics › Re: Gov. Wike’s Wild Allegations: My Response, By Rotimi Amaechi by handie(m): 8:01am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Don't even know who to believe again. Well, the probe'll reveal it all. Just let it be a fair and unbiased probe aimed at really knowing how the former administration went about in governing the people and not a witch hunt of anybody. As for Semenitari's home invasion, I think no one is above mistake and Wike should apologise if really he authorised the invasion and if he didn't, a sanction of the overzealous aide who carried out such an act will be good. Elections are over and it's time to close ranks and develop the state. |
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 9:29pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
D9ty7: Sometimes even the craziest man alive has a perfect solution to the problem at hand. I couldn't find any quote so I just picked up his quote plus I bumped into his website yesterday and I must confess he has a couple of good stuffs running Mmmmm. I've also visited his website a coupla times and tho I agree that he has some good stuff there, I just don't subscribe to this his theory on women. All in all, let's not spoil a good story with what ogbeni FFk said or didn't say. |
Health › Re: North Korea Claims 'cure' For Mers, Aids And Ebola - The Guardian by handie(op): 9:19pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Cc:Lalasticala |
Health › North Korea Claims 'cure' For Mers, Aids And Ebola - The Guardian by handie(op): 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
North Korea says it has succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed. The authoritarian impoverished nation announce a drug that can prevent and cure Mers, Ebola, Sars and Aids. The official Korean Central News Agency(KCNA) said scientists developed Kumdang-2 from Ginseng grown from fertiliser mixed with rare-earth elements and "micro quantities of gold and platinum", according to it's website Kumdang2.com. "Malicious virus infections like Sars, Ebola and Mers are diseases related to immune systems, so they can be easily treated by Kumdang-2 injection drug which is a strong immune reviver". KCNA said. The secretive state did not provide proof and the claim is likely provoke widespread skepticisim. North Korea shut out foreign tourists for six months with some of the world's strictest Ebola controls, even though no case of the disease were reported anywhere near the country before lifting the restrictions early this year. It is believed to be struggling diseases such as tuberculosis, and respiratory infections are some of it's most common courses of death according to the world health organisation. North Korea trumpeted the same drug during bird flu outbreaks in 2006 and 2013. According to the pro North Korean website Minjok Tongshin, the drug was originally produced in 1996. The North Korea claim comes as rival South Korea fights an outbreak of Mers that has killed two dozen people and sickened more than 160 since last month. There's no vaccine for the disease. A website for the wonder drug can be found at Kumdang2.com in Russian and English, and Europeans wanting to take a course can buy it from the Moscow based distributor Korea bud - The basic course of injections starts at 1,500 roubles (£17.50). . Source: www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/19/north-korea-cure-mers-aids-ebola-vaccine |
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 8:16pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Lilyomi: With regard to wat handie said, myself as a lady av met quiet enough ladies to conclude that: They hate guys they had a mistaken affair with. They tend not to want anythurng to do with them. And as a consellor sometyms it takes a very very long tym to get them to even let go the self hate for their mistake much more for da guys they committed the mistake with. Here is da case der was a pregnancy and she bo trusted the guy only to b dissapointed. I tell u such women do not listen to appeals.. D9ty7 my teo cents .Lilyomi, u got it bang on. And add Tina telling Chris the whole story. |
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
D9ty7: I leave you with this quote: 'women are guided by emotions and feelings like. If we are to go to war, they will never end.' Chief Femi Fani Kayode. As much as I wanted to agree with you, I will disagree with you. My job is a thousand miles apart my personal life. When at work I can be fearless, courageous, crazy, adventurous and even heartless. But see me on the street outside work, I can be very timid. I write using myself as a case study. If I were to be in the force, with my fearless nature I probably would have killed Abubakar Shecow by now, but outside the force, I might not be able to handle a armless pickpocket. And judging from the role played by Tina. Do you know how it feels to be intimidated? I mean, Tina lost it after the pregnancy saga, had to drop out of school, lost the trust of her parents, lost her beastie(Adeola) Now you want her to move on? She really want to. But no matter how unemotional you are, when you see someone who was responsible for you not achieving your set goal and him/her is living his dream, you'll be happy? Don't forget the woman factor. Women I believe only have 50% of things that men have, except brain that was given equally. Former President Goodluck Jonathan flagged off his presidential campaign in Lagos state. Judging from his speech at the rally, the Vernon with which he spoke, you'll agree with me that Mr President was angry and frustrated. Anger and frustration are emotions too. Should a president be guided by emotion? Lastly, Tina is human and you don't expect consistency in everything she does. The only thing I observed in the story so far is that the Tina's character is a bit exaggerated. But in the work of fiction you need to exaggerate if you want to drive a point home at all. But criticism taken and I think I learnt things anew. Comments like yours makes me want to become better. Dee, thanks for accepting the criticism gracefully. That's how great men are made and honestly, u getting better with every passing second. Pls next time u wanna make a quote, don't quote FFK tho I ain't a feminist, sometimes, this female emotional vulnerability is somehow over exaggerated. Anyways, u've got a superb story going and I dey with u bumper to bumper. Keep up da good work bro |
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Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 3:45pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
I don't like the way this story is going fa. Emotional ke? Dee, why must Tina be portrayed as an emotional lady who can't resist seeing her man kneel? Her man? Since when did he become her man? Tina is a Senior agent in an anti terror agency who has doubtless taken lives.... No emotional individual can do such. Moreover, after all she passed through due to Daniel's neglect, she feeling any emotion apart from hatred for him and an ability to tell him to f*** off is just unreal. 1 Like |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by handie(m): 5:50pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Aminat508: thanks sir you welcome ma. passe une bonne soirée |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by handie(m): 5:38pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Larablink: please sweetie modify and add Akposy.  ok ma |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by handie(m): 5:37pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
iamkingzlee: Thank you sire! God bless you plenty... Bless u too Brother |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by handie(m): 5:32pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Aminat508: Handie my boss please vote for Agarawu23 and Scentmarlc. Thanks
Nas00 biko vote for us I fit modify my vote? Didn't know bout this scentmaric but for u, I'll vote for him |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by handie(m): 5:30pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
I vote: Agarawu23 Snazzy5050 IAMKINGZLEE Scentmaric Lamispaco Akposy Cc: NLJega |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Moves Into Presidential Villa by handie(m): 7:44am On Jun 22, 2015 |
AreaFada2: And GEJ's "failure" (due mostly to unpatriotic propagandist, fifth columnists, bad belle & Boko sponsors) was just GEJ's failure only, bah? Wow! I wish people knew/admitted that supporting GEJ to at least complete his time in office was in 9ja's interest.
APC are having a taste of the many distractions, betrayals and intrigues that come with power.
Maybe after their regime, they will make a better, contructive opposition in the future. Do I need reply someone who can't even spell coonstructive? Lemme talk to you. whenever GEJ got it right, the opposition lauded it and asked for more. U people never see anything good in the positive strides PMB has taken. Well, guess what? Keep being negative.... It doesn't change d fact that things will get better. Only folks living in denial like u will miss out. As for opposition in the future, let's see how u recover power after we've made a positive impact in the country |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Moves Into Presidential Villa by handie(m): 8:04pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Firefire: Finally...!
On the occasion of today's fathers day, I pray that President Mohamodu Buhari finds Grace to rule with the fear of God.
May your stay in Aso-rock brings peace, change and transformation to Nigeria and Nigerians.
May the CHANGE be real and may all your campaign promises be fulfilled.
God bless Nigeria.
 Firefire! Wow! Is this really FireFire? If only ur co travellers(Barcanista, Oremussanctus and TemiTemi) can be this patriotic. Barcanista's own. Surprises me most. He doesn't want anything positive to happen in Buhari's administration. He's always criticising and always negative all the while forgetting that Buhari's failure is a Nigerian failure. Nigeria first before any partisan interest. God Bless Nigeria |
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by handie(m): 9:45am On Jun 21, 2015 |
Mmmmm. Tho I'm forced to agree with u on many of the above stated reasons, we've seen countless cases of breakdowns in marriages due to inability of one of the parties to adequately satisfy the other party sexually. Morally, it is wrong but is not better there's pre marital sex than marry and have infidelity issues due to non sexual satisfaction( which can also result in a broken home) imagine the effect such will have on the children in such union. I still recommend sex before marriage tho it should be done early before good time and effort is wasted on the relationship |
Politics › EFCC Reopens Investigation, Quizzes Etete Over $1.1 Billion Malabu Oil Deal by handie(op): 12:10am On Jun 21, 2015 |
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Friday moved against convicted felon and former minister of Petroleum, Dan Etete, over the transfer of $1.1 billion made to his phoney company, Malabu Oil and Gas, for the sale of OPL 245 to Italian oil giant, Eni and Royal Dutch Shell by the Goodluck Jonathan administration. Mr. Etete was grilled Friday by detectives at the EFCC head office in Abuja. Sources in the agency, who asked not to be named because they have no permission to speak on the matter, told PREMIUM TIMES that Mr. Etete, who was convicted for money laundering in France in 2005, was summoned by the anti-graft commission to answer questions regarding another curious huge fund transfer to Switzerland. The money was seized by Swiss authorities which then requested the EFCC to help call in the former oil minister for questioning. One of our sources said Mr. Etete honoured the EFCC’s invitation on Friday and was extensively grilled extensively by operatives over that separate controversial transfer to Switzerland, and then about the curious $1.1 billion payment made to Malabu by the Jonathan administration, which the anti-graft agency has been investigating for years. That “corruption-tainted” transfer has attracted widespread international condemnation. PREMIUM TIMES learnt that Mr. Etete arrived the EFCC headquarters in the Maitama District of Abuja at noon on Friday, and was only released on administrative bail at about 5.P.M after he made an undertaking to return for more questioning on Monday. “He first answered questions about the new controversial Swiss transfer,” one of our sources said. “But when our men started asking him questions about the pending issue of the $ 1.1billion payment, he pleaded to be allowed to go gather all necessary documents concerning that transaction. So we committed him to returning here (EFCC office) on Monday.” The spokesperson for the anti-graft agency, Wilson Uwujaren, could not be reached Friday night to comment for this story. Background The EFCC has been investigating the controversial $1.1billion payment for years, but apparently did not enjoy the cooperation of the immediate past Goodluck Jonathan administration which ordered the transfer even when it is clear that Malabu is a “company” that has serially violated Nigerian laws. The Jonathan administration failed to approve or support an investigation even when the scandal triggered by the payment sparked a probe by the House of Representatives, and led to criminal cases in Italian and British courts. That administration, in fact, actively participated in the dubious transfer of the $1.1 billion when former Attorney General, Mohammed Adoke and former Minister of State for Finance, Yerima Ngama, offered the government’s platform to Malabu as a conduit for the round-tripping. PREMIUM TIMES investigation at the time revealed that Mr Adoke, on August 16, 2011, hurriedly and furtively authorised the transfer of the money to Malabu, which has a fake address, from a Nigerian government account with JP Morgan International Bank, a day before the resumption of the former minister of finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. Malabu subsequently transferred the money to other phony companies with falsified addresses in what the EFCC described at the time as a “cloudy scene associated with fraudulent dealings”. This newspaper further found that at the time the Federal Government transferred the huge sum to Malabu, the company was a criminal entity as it had not only registered using a fictitious character, it also maintained a fake address with the Corporate Affairs Commission. The company created a fictional character, Kweku Amafegha, and made him one of its directors and shareholders at inception. By that singular act, Mr. Etete and other promoters of Malabu violated section 563 of the companies and allied matters act. Lawyers say by creating a fictitious character as director and using a fake address, Mr. Etete is liable to at least seven years in prison by virtue of sections 190 and 436 of the criminal code act. “Section 190 and Section 436 (b) of the Criminal Code Act is applicable to the conduct of the promoter of Malabu, in that a false representation or declaration was made to induce the Corporate Affairs Commission to issue an incorporation certificate,” said Jiti Ogunye, a Lagos based lawyer. Mr. Ogunye, who compared the Malabu case to that of companies used as fronts by Tafa Balogun, convicted former Inspector General of Police, urged the CAC to de-register Malabu. “Owing to the false representation, the Corporate Affairs Commission can approach the Federal High Court under Section 563 of CAMA to seek the withdrawal and cancellation of the Certificate of Incorporation of Malabu. It should be recalled in this regard, that in the Tafa Balogun’s case, the Court ordered that the companies that were incorporated as the vehicles and facilitators of fraud be de- registered by the CAC,” the lawyer said. In its registration papers with the CAC, Malabu gave its address as 35 Kingsway Road, Ikoyi. The company also used this address in several correspondences with the Ministry of Petroleum Resources. When PREMIUM TIMES checked, it found that Malabu never occupied the premises. Dredging International Services, a marine and waterway contractor, occupies the address. “We’ve been here for 10 years. If they were here, they did not leave a forwarding address when they left. You can go and check on the internet,” the secretary of Dredging International Services, who did not want her name in print, told PREMIUM TIMES. Another address, 43 Kingsway Road, Ikoyi, which Malabu used in a 2006 correspondence with the petroleum ministry, did also not exist. No. 41 Kingsway Road is a residential home. The next three buildings are a 15 storey service flats operated by Fieldco Limited; Southern Sun hotel; and Golden Gates restaurant in that order. In what federal investigators described as “curious”, Malabu did not only claim fake addresses, it also transferred the money it got from the Nigerian Government to other equally dubious companies. PREMIUM TIMES investigations found that Malabu transferred half of the money, $523 million, to companies co-owned by Abubakar Aliyu, a man who has been enmeshed in several controversial deals with government officials and agencies, and whom anti- corruption investigators described as “Mr. Corruption”. A-Group Construction Company, a firm co- owned by Mr. Aliyu, which says its address is situated at Plot J165A Harold Shodipo Crescent, Ikeja G.R.A, Lagos, in CAC records, got N23.6billion ($157mn) from Malabu from the transfer. A visit to the address revealed that it is a residential home, the initial occupants having relocated and not leaving behind a contact address. “They moved to Abuja since 2010 and they didn’t drop any address with which they can be reached,” said a security man at the gate. Another company, Imperial Union Limited, received N5.1billion ($34million). The company’s address in its official papers with the CAC is Plot 14 Wempco Road, Ikeja, Lagos. The address is non-existent, according to checks by PREMIUM TIMES. “I’ve been here for about three years and I’ve never heard of such a company,” said a security officer at a Guinness warehouse on Wempco Road. The most intriguing of all the companies that part of the money was transferred to is Novel Properties and Development Company Limited. It got got N4.5billion ($30mn) from the transfers. Novel Properties and Development Company Limited is co-owned by Mr. Aliyu, who is listed as one of the four directors of the company in CAC records. The company’s registered address is at 22 Capitol Road, Agege, Lagos. PREMIUM TIMES findings show that two buildings stand at No. 22 Capitol Road, Agege – a large residential home owned by a man known as Alhaji Surusu and a small office run by Jide Ismail, a property consultant. “My company has been here for more than 10 years and we have not received such money from anybody,” said a visibly alarmed Mr. Ismail. “We’ve never heard of anything like Novel (Properties). There are only three of us in property development along this road,” he added. While the claimed (false) address of Novel is on the Lagos mainland, further investigations uncovered another company bearing a similar name at 8/10 Broad Street, Western House, Marina, Lagos, on the Lagos Island. At the Marina address, Souki-Novel Limited, the parent company of Novel Properties, along with some law firms, occupies the offices on the 15th floor. The owners of Souki-Novel, however, say their company only bears a similar name with Mr. Aliyu’s. “I’d feared something like this would happen when I discovered there were two of us bearing the same name,” said S.A Agidee, a partner at Souki-Novel. “I complained to the CAC about this and they told me there was nothing wrong with it,” he added. In order to clear the air on the retainership of its name, Mr. Agidee wrote to Mr. Aliyu’s Novel in an attempt to resolve the matter. “We believed we should meet with our good selves to discuss the issue of similarity and possibly mistaken identities,” wrote Mr. Agidee, in the letter which he also copied to the CAC. “We do hope you appreciate the full implication of this especially in relation to financial issues,” he added. Source: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/185391-efcc-reopens-investigation-quizzes-etete-over-dubious-1-1-billion-malabu-oil-deal.html |
Nairaland General › Re: Airforce1 Such A Diva: Hit Or Miss? by handie(m): 11:19pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Just listened to it and tho I'll give him a thumbs up for even making an attempt, I've gotta say, Airforce1 u got a looong way to go. I don't wanna sound harsh but even if I do, it's because I want da best for u. The chorus is too much, d beats kinda amateurish and ur voice could do with less of d doctoring. All in all, Tuface's first song wasn't African Queen..... U can make it bro |
Literature › Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by handie(m): 7:40pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
In as far as I agree that Daniel has got a legal right to Chris, u've gotta ask that has he gotten a moral right? Answer is NO! Putting a girl in a family way and abandoning her when u know such a girl ain't got anyone to fall back on? To me, there ain't anyway such attitude can be justified. What if Tina had lost the pregnancy during her dark days? To even imagine Daniel suddenly remembers he got a child due to his wife's inability to give birth is appalling. Life is about choices, Daniel opted for wealth now he's got it. Enjoy ur wealth Danny boi. U can never eat ur cake and have it |
Politics › Re: Man Applies For Buhari's Ministerial Position Through Newspaper Advert by handie(m): 12:47pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
If he's qualified, he'll be considered. Baba doesn't care whether you are from PDP, PRP, APC, APGA or KOWA. His only concern is ur competence and making the nation work.... That's why he's a leader and not a politician. U must not be Kworrupt and must really have the people's interest @ heart sha. |
Politics › Re: Police Foil Attempt To Kidnap Allison-madueke’s Brother by handie(m): 8:03pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
dunkem21: No remind me of el-rufai, kwankwaso, Lai, Oyegun, Oshiomhole ..
..Amaechi must take frog jump before we continue .. yeah. Stealer 0dua Ogiemwonyi, Bala Mohammed, Gabriel Suswam nko? Oh my bad! I forgot Diepreye Alaymasiegha. Our dear James Ibori nko? |
Politics › Re: Police Foil Attempt To Kidnap Allison-madueke’s Brother by handie(m): 6:58pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
dunkem21: Yeah, Tambuwal, Okorocha, Fashola, Gbajabiamila, ..na God go flog Aregberascal personally  yeah. How about Tunde Ayeni, Bola Shagaya, Isa Yuguda, Didi Ndimou, Ominife Uzoegbu, Oluchi Okoye, Sam Egwu and Halima Jubril? Jerry Gana nko? Them go chop those ones raw |
Politics › Re: Police Foil Attempt To Kidnap Allison-madueke’s Brother by handie(m): 6:45pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
dunkem21:

You're right ..One day, the poor will have nothing to eat but to eat Tinubu and Atiku ..Do I add Buhari. yeah. Include Diezanni, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, GEJ, David Mark and Mimiko. What about Bode George, Tony Anenih and Tukur? |
Politics › Re: Police Foil Attempt To Kidnap Allison-madueke’s Brother by handie(m): 6:31pm On Jun 18, 2015*. Modified: 6:52pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
This is what happens when u loot and can't uplift the lives of people in your immediate community. One day, the poor'll have nothing more to eat than the rich. FTC.... Nothing special about it tho. D person under me na MTN o.... They're everywhere u go!!! P.S: If na poor man Wey go hustle b4 e fit pay ransom, una no for gather intelligence o. All we would've been hearing na we're on the case and we'll do everything to ensure he's released unconditionally. Na rich man own una fit gather intelligence foil d operation. Bunch of oniranus |