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PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Has Prostrate Cancer (see Photos) by handie(m): 7:59pm On Jan 17, 2015
I see lies written all over this. When this test was done, GMB was not yet 72 years..... 17 December 1942 and d date for the test result was around october 2014. Then, he wasn't 72 yet. There is no name to indicate that the result is really his. if there was a name, @ least we for fit believe say dem make mistake for the age entry. Need i say more? No ill person can involve himself crisscrossing the country the way this man has been doing without a total breakdown(remember the Umoru i heard you are sick phone call in early 2007?) As for looking frail, i'm honestly surprised this man can still be this active at his age. So, if he ever looks frail, it's as a result of the stress taking it's toll on him.... it will take a toll on anyone let alone a 72 year old man. Ogbeni, you no just sabi lie @ all. My advice to you. Go learn the rules of lying and calumny campaign before engaging in it. #sai Buhari #Sai baba.... even if he get Ebola
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 6:25pm On Jan 17, 2015
Shoutout to fatalvelli, onemansquad, hameenat94,bluestarry,mention, nimen, iphie17, mariamferanmi, labaski and everyone else who has been taken his/her time out to be on this thread. All credit goes to my big bro @Deolububble.... You too much bro.
Have you collected your PVC? If no pls try and collect it and exercise your right to vote. The destiny of this nation is in your hands. Vote wisely. #VOTENOTFIGHT.
17 AWOSIKA CONTD:BK got back home around 6pm, tired from
all the explanation and narration of what
happened the previous night, then some
other people came in with some guy
bleeding from the nose, dint even have
time to find out if that’s the guy that was in the boat. He switched on the electronic gadget
switch, and went to the fridge to get
something cold to drink. The TV station
was tuned to a local station as the advert
of the crusade played. BK thought to himself, hundreds of
thousands of people would be made at
this crusade. With people trooping to the
Tafewa Balewa Square, the income from
the crusade will be unbelievable. BK switched the channel back to CNN to
listen to news as he slept off on the
couch. Frank was leaving his known area moving
to a place where he had no contact, he
thought about his family and friends
especially his father who he dint make up
with before leaving. He questioned the
thought of even leaving without telling anybody, was it really a good option for
him right now. He was somehow regretting the decision
but knowing the Nigeria Police, he might
probably be named the culprit or
mastermind behind the whole plot to
bomb the bridge. Frank was also kind of
happy he took that decision knowing what the Nigerian Police are capable of. He was heading towards Ajah, he had to
first say goodbye to his girlfriend at
Obalende, he was meant to spend a
couple of minutes, rather he spent hours.
She made sure he ate but he still couldn’t
tell her he was running away from home. His girlfriend, Laide was aware of the
tension between Frank and his father and
she pleaded with Frank to be more patient
but Frank’s mother always maintained that
Frank was as stubborn as his father. “Have you resolved with your father”
Laide asked “I haven’t spoken with him today, he left
early while I was still asleep” Frank replied
with no guilt in his voice at all. “What about your mum” Laide quizzed “She’s alright, she should be at the
crusade by now, she went to join a free
bus to the place from Adekunle bus stop”
Frank replied “I was meant to go for that crusade too
but heavy traffic everywhere. It will be
televised anyway.” Laide said Frank wanted to tell Laide about the event
of the previous night but he dint want to
involve her. He hadn’t spoken to Akeem
yet; he wanted to arrive at the friend’s
house in Ajah before calling Akeem to tell
him how it all went. Laide tuned her television set to LTV to
watch the crusade, they both joined the
crusade by watching it live. The time was 7PM, the crusade started at
about 5:30pm. The crusade was packed to
the brim, causing heavy traffic around the
Lagos Island axis. The air around was electrifying, with
praises been rendered in loud choruses,
people were singing at the top of their
voice, dancing away. Frank’s mother was lost in praises unto
the Almighty God, no one knew the crowd
was infiltrated by suicide bombers, no one
knew the large speakers on the stage of
crusade were rigged with explosives. As the man of God arrived the altar, he
beamed with excitement as the crowd
kept shouting to God. The pastor screamed, “Shout
Halleluyah!!!!” The crowd gave a resounding Halleluyah,
the whole atmosphere was electric, and
the roaring of the crowd gave raise to
more chants to the Almighty. The 6
suicide bombers have been placed in
strategic places.
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2015
stuff46:
bros eh. I been think say bad thinq happen.

Btw waiting for the update buh yu sopose refresh our memoriez
Must i do dat? abeg reread am and refresh your memory yourself jor. update dropping soonest btw
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 10:48pm On Jan 16, 2015
BTW, where is that lady that makes my heart beat@ mariamferanmi. Not forgetting stuff46, kingphillip and tescoleps
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 10:42pm On Jan 16, 2015
Bluestarry:
welcome back oga
thank you bro. Fatalvelli i see you. labaskibmy honeypie, i've missed you much much more. let's resume procedures 2morrow!
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op):
My people my people. It's been awhile. How do i even say sorry for such absence sef. I know no explanation will suffice. Before i even say anything, lemme say a happy new year To fatalvelli, onemansquad, mention, nimen, iphie17,labaski, hameenat94 and every other member of this thread. Was getting too addicted to my phone so, i made a resolution to let go of my smartphone for awhile and explore other ares of interest. I'm kinda back now sha. Update 2morrow by 3pm God willing
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally Benue State Live (pics) by handie(m): 3:17pm On Jan 16, 2015
Akpan107:
who will you see on ground?

Benue is a PDP state, 99.9% of its population are for GEJ.

APC cant win
Benue
Nasarawa
Platue
Taraba
Kwara
Adamawa
Kogi

these 7 states are out of their reach.

The APC cant fight the batlle ahead of them. GEJ pass them.

Me na only Buhari i dey pity.
Do a research before posting. Nasarawa ain't a PDP state. Not since CPC through governor Al Makura won in 2011. The Saraki dynasty control the political destiny of Kwara state and i don't think i need to tell you that the scion of that dynasty is an APC man plus the internal strife bedeviling PDP, i just can't see them winning that state. I've been to Kogi state and the majority of the people i met there are for Buhari(note: i said Buhari not APC) They will vote for him.... As for Adamawa, the battle will be tense. Tho i see PDP winning but not by a landslide as Atiku Abubakar, Murtala Nyako and some other politicians still command the respect of a percentage of the population. Benue state? I'll say Barnabas Gemade might just spring a surprise and deliver it to the APC
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by handie(m): 5:16am On Dec 01, 2014
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by handie(m): 2:46am On Dec 01, 2014
d9ty7, i'm having a change of status from an undergraduate to a graduate today and to mark this milestone in my life, I want an update dedication. BTW, happy new month to onemansquad, fatalvelli, mention, nimen18, iphie17,bluestarry, and every other member of this thread. love you plenty
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 2:17am On Nov 24, 2014
mariamferanmi:
Dear Handie dis is also coming straight 4rom my heart, tho have rili missed u but I will like u to focus more on ur research project n exam I(we) will want u to come out in flying colour. May God see u tru!!! Just take ur time, waiting 4 u anytime anyday, everytime!!!!
aww! you really are a darling. thanks hon
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 7:36pm On Nov 22, 2014
kingphilip:
u go fear threat ne
She either gimme d number Or I'll Not confirm tongue
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 12:26pm On Nov 22, 2014
stuff46:
2nd week oh, oga work well on ur project well and take yur time wek. Wishin yu the best
thanks boss. 2weeks
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 12:24pm On Nov 22, 2014
kingphilip:
I want To confirm o

But drop Ur number first o
Must she drop her number? kingphillip, warn yaself o. she's for me only. I catch you near her, I break your legs
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Girl Always Think They Deserve Whatever You Do For Them by handie(m): 10:24am On Nov 22, 2014
beckyomas:
funny thing is that i would prefer the small gifts to the big ones, becos with the small ones its actually the thought that goes into it (from d giver) that matters and not d amount spent on getting it.
It shows you are always thinking of her nd shows she's special.
beckyomas, why u no tell me say na the little things you dey like na? I for dey buy you chocomilo whenever i'm coming back from school na
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 10:20am On Nov 22, 2014
This is straight from my heart to you guys. Dear onemansquad, fatalvelli, nimen, bluestarry,tescoleps,mariamferanmi,labaski,iphie17,and every other visitor of this thread. I've been really really busy with exams and research project and as such I haven't had time to update. My personal person beckyomas will confirm that I've really been very busy. I really miss you guys sha and I promise to make up for lost time from the 2nd week of December
EducationRe: Please I Need Suggestion On How To Manage 10k A Month As An Undergraduate. by handie(m): 5:52am On Nov 14, 2014
ewosk:
****Trolling*****

Man Know thy sef....

Wow Hall4 beans help oo....my roomie allawee for most tyms of d year was 3.k5, mine was higher tho... Bt u will never kno...foodstuff....
Lots of garri...eguisi, beans n oil...na only onion, meat n leaf we dey buy weekly...n d stomach ministry went to d permanent site...
greatest UNIBENITE. I dey feel you
LiteratureRe: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
we will kidnapp ur son 4 u to join us
hahahaha. all my children are in the armed forces apart from the youngest who's currently studying military strategy and combat@ sandhurst. kidnapping any of them is outta the question
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 9:32pm On Nov 11, 2014
tescoleps:
I'v been kinda busy. Getting ready 4 camp nd waiting patiently for 26th.
We've really missed you. Have a wonderful camp experience and remain blessed. wishing you the very best
LiteratureRe: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
when u cme bk na
then i'll be retiring from the armed forces and fighting to focus on my kids and grandchild
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 8:18pm On Nov 11, 2014
tescoleps:
Best of luck in ur coming exams dear. May God crown ur efforts wit success..
amen. thanks darling. where've you been? it's been awhile
EducationRe: Please I Need Suggestion On How To Manage 10k A Month As An Undergraduate. by handie(m): 7:27pm On Nov 11, 2014
dude, back in my first year, I received not more than 7k on the average per month and I was doing ok. The secret? Don't buy any luxurious item that you don't need. cook your food yourself and Don't eat out unless maybe school stress is too much. I've even seen people who don't receive any allowance and still survive in school. Right now, my allowance per month is just a little over that 10k and honestly, I live well. Learn how to flash and not make calls every time, don't go after girls and don't compare yourself with your mates.
LiteratureRe: A Thread For The E-warriors by handie(m): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome
sorry i'm away on a foreign mission
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 6:59pm On Nov 11, 2014
Hameenat94:
I'm bk nw. Handie luv u re doing very well nd I can c d reason Nnamdi had to do it. Family 1st b4 work. #still here. Hw ur exam? Missed u guys.
welcome back sweetheart. Where've you been? I just hope you've been good. Exams ain't started yet but we gradually inching towards the first paper. Thanks for ya concern
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 6:53pm On Nov 11, 2014
where's Labaski? I haven't seen her on the thread for awhile now. wherever you are, abeg come back we are all missing you
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 7:47am On Nov 11, 2014
The JTF team of 2 officers took a speedboat to
the shore, paddling in between the wooden
construction on the water. The officers got
down and approached an old man working on his
net. The operatives introduced themselves.
“Good evening, Sir” One of the operatives said
“Good evening, my sons” the warm old man said,
he replied without looking at the people talking
to him.
“My name is Eric Okagbue and this is my
colleague, Niyi Awe. We are from the Joint Task
Force, something happened last night.”
The Old man turned when he heard that last part
of the statement and looked at them from head
to toe, he continued back with the fishing net he
was sorting out.
“So, how that one come ‘consign’ me” The Old
man said
“Who are those that do night fishing that you
know of?” Eric asked
“We no dey do night work again, the season for
night fishing don pass, even me sef dey follow
dem go well well ” The old man said
“Papa, abeg try remember who you think say fit
go last night” Niyi pleaded
“E be like say Papa theo go last night, him tell
me say him wan go” The old man said
“Where Papa Theo house dey?” Niyi asked
The old man pointed to a couple of houses
down, the officers ran down the shore to the
house.
They met Papa Theo in front of the house
drinking with a couple of his friends. Niyi
started,
“Good afternoon sirs, please who is Papa theo”
A scrawny looking old man with pure diction and
a clean accent answered
“Who are you and what do you want?”
“There is absolutely nothing for you to worry
about sir, we just want to ask you about your
fishing trip last night” Eric said
“My trip was unsuccessful, I dint come back with
anything, not even 1, I got frustrated and came
back some minutes after 1 o’clock” Papa said
“Did you see anything happening underneath the
bridge by that time, did anything strange
happen? ” Eric asked
“Nothing was out of the ordinary asides Frank,
my friend’s son who stormed past me smelling
of alcohol and weed, maybe you should ask him”
Papa Theo said
“Where was he heading, sir” Eric asked, Niyi
moved closer to them.
“The idiot dint even greet him, I don’t know
where he was heading but he definitely isn’t
going to fish away, he must be heading to the
foot of the bridge to smoke weed” Papa Theo
said
“Where is his house, sir” Niyi asked
As Papa Theo was about to direct them to his
house, Akeem walked past Papa Theo’s house.
Papa Theo swiftly pointed to Akeem that the
officers should ask him that they are friends.
Akeem not knowing what he is been fingered for,
took a look at the guys Papa Theo was talking
to and ran like crazy. Eric and Niyi went after
him, Akeem was laughing and running at the
same time, screaming all sorts of insults at the
people after him.
He kept looking back as he ran knowing all the
corridors and corners of Ilaje, he kept screaming
as he ran through.
“Frank is gone, thank God he left before you
people came” Akeem screamed.
Akeem continued running, maneuvering through
the tight passageways of the creeks of the
wooden houses on the water. With divided
attention, Akeem took the wrong turning, he
couldn’t slow down anymore. He hit his head
against a locked door, broke his nose, he hit the
floor pretty bad and stayed there in agonizing
pain.
Eric and Niyi slowed down and met up with him
and squatted beside him. Akeem kept cursing in
Yoruba against the people after him.
“Why you dey run” Niyi asked him
“Why I no go run, una be Police na” Akeem
replied
“How you take know?” Niyi asked
“Una no get bear bear na, una come dey wear
boot again, I don tey for Lagos, I know una jare”
Akeem said, holding his hand to his nose
Niyi and Eric laughed
“Where is Frank and how did you know we were
looking for him?” Niyi asked
“Him tell me wetin happen last night na, I tell am
say una go come, him nearly no believe me…”
Akeem said
“So, where is he going ” Eric asked him
“I no no, I just tell am to comot before una
come” Akeem remained adamant.
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 7:30am On Nov 11, 2014
Mention:
Nice one handie..
I would pardon its shortness cos of ya exams
thanks BOSS
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 11:33pm On Nov 09, 2014
stuff46:
nice updates handie oye isi
bros abeg wetin oye isi mean?
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 11:31pm On Nov 09, 2014
Nimen:
Handie nwoke oma... You improving like fast!!
*Feeling like a celebrity* thank you boss
LiteratureRe: **fortune Surge** by handie(m): 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2014
aduragbemisteve:
thanks bro, that's noted
*thumbs up*
LiteratureRe: **fortune Surge** by handie(m): 8:37pm On Nov 09, 2014
Steve, I hope you don't take this too hard. I myself ain't perfect(I ain't near being a perfect writer) but pls try make the updates longer and your delivery is too quick. Try to make it more interesting. Best of luck man
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by handie(op): 7:39pm On Nov 09, 2014
17 AWOSIKA SEASON 2 EPISODE 10: Nnamdi sat in the warehouse, an empty one
wondering what was going out in the real world.
Instead of been bored, Nnamdi decided to trace
his steps and find out how what the heck was
happened, why was he kidnapped and he was
being set up. Neck deep in thought of why he
was chosen to bear this cross, he had called
them to inform them of the bombs at the bridge
meanwhile he was the one who supervised the
planting of the bombs. Its strange, he thought.
Recalling the events of the past 36 hours from
the beginning.
He was coming home and was late that day,
almost 12 midnight. He drove into the lonely and
desserted street and he continued honking, no
response, the gateman was definitely asleep.
Nnamdi got out of the car, to knock on the gate
himself. As he exited the vehicle and moved
towards the gate, he saw a car speeding down
the street.
His first thought was one of the crazy ‘money-
miss-road ‘ over-speeding drivers taking
advantage of the free road, but he thought
wrong. The car stopped abruptly and a group of
boys came out, there were 3 in number, they
weren’t wearing masks or hiding their identities
in anyway, it was dark everywhere, no
streetlights were on. Been confident of his
military training, he thought they were thieves
who wanted to steal his car, he already
calculated in his head, how he would attack the 3
of them closing in him on him.
His initial calculation was to land a hard head-
butt at the guy in the middle, leave him to bleed
to death, move swiftly to deliver a deadly punch
to the face to the guy on the left, closing in on
the right guy to punch him close to death. He
was so sure they wouldn’t have the time to pull
out a gun because he finishes taking them out.
As Nnamdi landed the headbutt on the guy in the
middle, he moved towards the guy on the left.
Unfortunately, the guy on the right brought out
an electric Taser and shot 50,000 volts of
electricity into him, Nnamdi’s body went into
series of spasms.
That was all he could remember until when he
woke up in the abandoned warehouse. He had
been stripped of everything he had, his wallet,
mobile phone. All he had on him asides from the
cloth was a weird looking phone and a small
transistor radio.
The phone was close looking to a satellite phone
but this phone is different.
Waking up after the almost 16 hours of sleep, a
terrible headache brewed up in his head. He lay
there on the ground, bloodstains on his shirt,
the blood from the guy he head-butted on the
nose.
He sat up, trying to decipher what the heck
happened last night, why he was kidnapped,
thought long and hard but still couldn’t
remember who would do such a thing, then the
phone call came.
The ringtone of the phone was quite annoying, a
private number. Nnamdi picked
“Hello” Nnamdi said after waiting for 5 seconds
when he pressed the answer button.
“I was wondering when you’ll say something,
was that part of your training?” The Voice
asked, slowly and beaming with unbelievable
confidence, the voice had a little bit of baritone.
Nnamdi was still silent
“Lets cut to the chase here, I bet you’re
wondering why I had you kidnapped?” The voice
continued
“Yes” Nnamdi replied
“I just need a quick favor from you, I need you
to spear head a team for me, lead them to set
up several bombs at a public locations” The
voice said
“Location” The voice corrected himself
“Why would I do that at all?” Nnamdi blurted
out.
“Hmmm… for a couple of reasons but I like one
of them the most, I have your family, they’re
under constant supervision. I will kill everyone of
them, slow and very very painful” The voice said
slowly, as he spoke his voice grew from gentle
to rage and anger.
There was a moment of silence, no one said
anything for about 5 seconds then the voice
continued
“I’m glad we can both agree on this. I have
always had my eye on since the case of the Vice
President’s son. Let’s not dwell on the past,
Now…. The team will be ready this night, you
will lead them, further instructions soon, You
will be the pointsman. The news of the bomb will
leak, hopeful someone will see us, also you will
call the Commissioner of Police. Do you
understand ?” The voice said
“Yes” Nnamdi said
“I’m glad we’re on the same page, you will wait
for further instructions. There is a transistor
radio, use that as you wish. Au revoir” The voice
said and the line went dead.
Nnamdi began pondering why his kidnapper will
want to blow up a place and still draw people’s
attention to the place. He began to contemplate
on several things at the same time; maybe it
was a decoy he thought to himself. Another
question came up. If it was a decoy, what’s the
main plan then?
He switched on the transistor radio, just after
the news, an advert about a powerful crusade
came on the air. The revival advert was the least
of his problem.
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by handie(m): 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2014
Jennimma:
my dear,i'm only a fresher and would resume january. Its good to know you're a unibest student and in my department too. Btw,i hope u've voted for me?*smiles*
of course na. if you've got any school issue, feel free to send me a DM

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