₦airaland Forum

Johnnycane:
Too many bull sh*t talks here this days, no one is really concerned about the subject matter, it's an oau admission thread isn't it?, instead all we see is someone tracking sh*t

Lolz. My bros, calm down. We cannot come and kill ourselves nau, OAU will release the list when they want to, discussing it wnt change anything, we need comic relief wc my good friend has always been a source of.

angiography:
be careful with her, I'm Still around, bro

ponpin234:
my. Brother....its no longer TRACKING....d re lookin for a nairaland lover....not tracking...Trackin is just d top protocol nd d underlined protocol is NAIRALAND LOVER...loolx

angiography:
be careful with her, I'm Still around, bro

Lolz

greatguru22:
Dont mind them, we r friends.. And our friendship wil not be separated by anybody.. They dont know how far we have gone, they taught it is only here on nairaland.

Anybody dt says rubbish i wil track d person down and deal wit him/her... So dont fear o..
Let just be chatting cos we understand ourselves.. Am i right?

Lolz. Yh yh, u and this ur tracking threat sha.

Sure, we do

Adortem:
I no fit o

Lolz.

Dapoxion:
it's penchant not penchance..... except you wanted to use perchance which doesn't fit in

Thanks bro. But penchance sounds cooler, only it's incorrect. I appreciate

I don't know why pple keep bringing up this matter. Abeg give Ibos their biafra o, let's hear word

Adortem:
One minute,you guys are friends,even wanting to exchange numbers amongst yourselves,next minute you are battering words...I understand though,you can say that again.

Lolz, it happens. Greatguru is still my paddy, only he has a penchance for saying things that pisses one off.
Hmmm, what are u understanding o? talk ur belle

What is this one saying. I never knew they learn how to be a President too. Someone who had been a deputy gov, vice president, president for abt 6years and someone is still saying he was merely inexperienced. Go and sleep

What's with this guy and flaunting his body, is he a man-who re?
*picks a magnifying glass*, trying to find what drives some weird ladies crazy abt him.

angiography:
amen dear, you know right??

Yh, bro. It is well

greatguru22:
I know i have told u d truth nd ur blood would not be required from me... Haven't i? Besides draw d content back to Direct Entry issue cos i personally deal wit people dt talk about things not in line wit a specific thread.

Na u sabi. Yet u can derail, right? Since u obviously derailed first. Weirdo

greatguru22:
okay o but I pity u....muslimah or wat did u cal it.. Anybody who does not believe dt Jesus christ died for his/her sin is going to hell fire after death... Playing is diff but i wil stil tel u d reality... Just bear it in ur finger tips...

Pls pity urself instead, u need it more. I won't even bother arguing wt u. Face ur religion, let me face mine

angiography:
I actually need money to pay these fees....

I really need money

every other dream came to fulfilment. Hallelujah.

But I really need money

May God provide

ponpin234:
even if u will tell sum1 d truth...u don't nid to do it in a harsh way....it doesn't matter d skul u go or wah u finished wit in ur diploma...wah matters is d destiny of person.....sum1 dah finished from public university or a school dah d name doesn't hav mouth....don't b surprised seein urself workin under d person...c, life is a funny place...d person u tink won't make it...wil end up makin it.....do u knw if he knws d VC of OAU....nd u wil end up seein d person in d OAU u said he won't see d screenin place.....advice people in a polite manner...not in a harsh way

My brother, don't mind him

greatguru22:
K... Ur name sound like muslim. Am i right? If yes, i would only encourage u to become christian... Not forcing u.

Lolz, u are a very funny guy, u know? I'm a proud muslimah. No shaking

But it really isn't fair. All these polithieves sha

chisombenedicta:
U guys didn't get the joke?

Don't mind me. I guess my sense of humor as regards the list is dead and buried

searchiing4love:
who is this masquerade WTF??

Lolz. Crazy guy

searchiing4love:
[b]After so many attempts to find true love in this immorality filled society , i can conclude
that ladies in this part of the world are Romance thieves. i have heard several stories of men scammed by ladies in the name of love and all i do is SMH for them for their ignorance in allowing themselves to be tricked by this whorres pretending to love them despite so much comitment, time and resources invested in the waste of time called relationship. Most Nigerian girls are nothing to write home about. No Nigerian girl is willing to build or grow a long lasting relationship with any man who is not ready to throw money at her They are never loyal or commited in relationships. All they want is money, money and more money They are not intelligent nor have any positive impacts in the lives of men who deem it fit to have a relationship with them. All they contribute in relationships is sex or at most buy you a pair of fake boxer shorts and singlets on your birthday or valentine's day in appreciation for your gullibility They value their smelly pusssy so much that they think granting you sex is an undeserved privilege. They are informal prostitutes cos the difference between Nigerian girls and the commercial sex workers is that the latter charges you for intimacy while their similarities is that they both have an objective which is to drain your pocket whether in the guise of relationship or runs. Nigerian girls also have a bad orientation. They believe relationship with men is a form of alleviating poverty hence they end up keeping multiple men. They believe the higher the men in their rotten lives, the higher the money and material gains they derive. The reason for my epistle is to guide vulnerable men who thinks they have found love in these disloyal hoes called Nigerian girls That lady decieving you at the moment with relationship and love doesn't belong to you only. I mean you're not the only man accessing her pusssy no matter what you think you're doing right to make her yours. They are like mirrors. When they face you they are yours and in your absence they look for guys who are more financially bouyant because it's their Modus Operandi in every fake love they offer men. A word is enough for the wise. If you want peace of mind go for a foreign lady . Even though they have bad one's amongst them, mostly they value and appreciate true love and are not poverty oriented like the financial hyenas we call girls here. I hope we all find happiness and our heart desires


#Team Foreign Girls [/b]

Eeyah, pele o. Rants of a pained boy. I hope ur female relatives are included in the 99.9% tho. That u associate and move wt smellos and runs girl u are on the same lvl with doesn't mean all Nigerian women are tht way.
Good luck wt ur foreign girls, who to u are more morally upright (I laugh in Chinese). Ur post reeks of ignorance. Smh

Jhosh:
RELEASE OF OAU 2ND LIST FOR 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION!

The long awaited list for the second batch of Oau aspirants for 2015/16 academic session has just been released. To check yours logon to Oau eportal @ www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng.

Please note that the site would be accessible immediately the mid semester break is called off.. GOODLUCK!!!

Is this really true? And I don't understand ur last paragraph, does that mean we won't be able to check our admission status prior to their resumption?

angiography:
pls I'll send you a pm...

I'm fine too, the cold tho

Alryt, no probs.
The cold is everywhere o, this harmattan is somethn else and it's just starting.

greatguru22:
Dt mean u forgot ur email password.. U know wat, i'm online now, post ur watsapp numb here den u get it deleted wen i ask u to do dt.

Don't mind me, I changed it but forgot what I changed it to. Don't worry I'll reply ur pm. I'll try and remember

I don't even know what to say.
The lady is funny sha, ideally I don't know why u shld hide ur past from ur fiance. If u don't want to be viewed in a negative light by someone in the future then make sure u live a gud life, after sleeping wt diff guys, commiting abortions, u still found a guy that despite knowing all this, still wants u and u're doing shakara.
Abeg OP, leave her since that what she wants. U'll get a worthier person soon

angiography:
hey dear, I really want to have a talk with you how've you been

Hello. Alryt, no probs. I'm doing gud, u?

greatguru22:
Funny.. Me dt was just coming from church now. U think i hv dt time to be threatening people again unless if d person's case is extreme... Let chat on watsapp, just email me ur watsapp numb... I dont normally drop my own personal numb on forum except if my friends or loved one demands for it and dont be like those mugus sayin "pls add me up on watsapp 081blabla" just email me ur numb...

Lolz. Ehn ehn, tht's gud to hear o. It's gud to be born again.
Abt the no, I'av got some issues wt my email so I'av nt been able to reply or send pms. I'll see what I can do abt that.

greatguru22:
See u.. Is it because of my former posts on dis thread. I could remember dt nobody in dis thread dare to quote wat i greatguru posted anyhow at dt time unless if they have genuine things to ask cos they were afraid being tracked down n sanctioned... Am i not d same person talking to u like brother and sister now, yet u r not sure if i'm nice or not.

Lolz, It's not enof pointer to state whether u're nice or not. I wldn't know, u cld be threatening me the nxt minute. So tht was why I said what I was sure of.

The main thing is u can only be used if u let urself be used. Many ladies av sex wt irresponsible guys called bfs thinking they can use sex to hold them down, after the guy tires of them dumps them so I guess tht was where the analogy came about. Yes, they also enjoy the intimacy, but sometimes the intention behind the sexual intercourse for both sexes differs, the girl might agree just to please the guy and av a hold on him and the guy might just want to av fun and move to another girl

dejavu231:
i see you trying so hard to become an educated man hater and heart breaker in one person just to flow with the time.
chuckle-head, my point is that you never mentioned his daughter because you thought he's your age mate. see how you reason below

Of course anyone wld assume the guy is an immature cretinous being. I don't understand why some guys wld freely and without thinking call women bitches or describe them in an improper manner, forgetting they were born by a woman and av women as relatives

simdam500:
after seein d above on front page, i was like "which silly mod modify the topic to this" but i guess i hate to say this, the mod did d right thing... How can a lady open a thread to spit this crap and guys are commending her to say more... Its soo gross...

I hate to talk sex online but maybe i'll break my rule for the op. Men use female for sex, infact women are seen as sex machine. Take a look at music videos, look at manniquine (before u see a male, u will see 10 female). Between both sexes, who sees oneselves as an entertainment tool for d other...


Dont get me started with pørñ, who is been dominated Who is to be used(submissive). When 3some is mentioned, what comes to mind first? (MMF)... Why so?

To some point, i think the guys that are hailing u have no idea what you are talking about, but it good. Not all guys on nairaland are dumb that is why the mod that modify ur topic for front page is smart enough to know what is right.

Who is expecting to be rewarded after sex? Who believe after sex, i should give her cash?
Which of the sexes believe after fvcking, u shouldn't be with any other person or he/she get jealous?

Op. If i(or any guy) take u in now, UnCloth u and make out. Do u think after the whole pleasure, i will dress u up? think my sister, u are already used. If i dress u up? It because i want u again tomorrow...



Off Topic: am sorry for any vulga word in my reply... I take it all back... Women are really the salt of the world... Bless

I agree wt u

Abegi, any woman deserves to say No to sex in a pre-marital relationship, although I don't understand why a woman wldd put her financial burdens on a man or live wt a man b4 marriage. The man wld feel a sense of false entitlement.
If the lady says NO and u can't cope wt it, then talk to ur legs

Lolz. All these myths sha. I remembered the Miss Koi Koi and hair girl while in boarding sch, I cldn't sleep well the day I was told the myths. Boarding house sha, I remember the day two of my roommates woke up screaming saying they saw a small boy sitting beside them and watching. That nyt ehn, I didn't know how I jumped down from the bunk, it was after I got out, I asked what happened
One thing I know for sure is jinns exist. Like humans there are gud and bad jinns, although the bad ones are more. They exist in another realm but sometimes attack humans or take over their body. Some fake men of God and alfas also use them to do supernatural things and for fortune telling

I feel so happy abt my stature anytime I see old women who have big ass. My bad mind wld always imagine the ukwu they had been using to do swag then don turn problem. God pls, I don't want to add unnecessary fat o. I'm loving my slim look.