₦airaland Forum

stillwater:
No!!!

Tight-fisted chic . . . . .
We shall meet behind the pearly gates. . . . If u beg for water, i will give u sand.

RedHotChic:
I don't know why people like to associate Osun people with dark color as if there is anything like black, blacker and blackest. Black is black as far as am concerned and the shades of skin has nothing to do with Ilesha being urbanized with a rich accentuated culture that can never be found anywhere in the world. Besides, the class of infrastructures in todays Ilesha is by far better than the ancient walls of abeokuta.

When i said "Black Goats". . . . .I meant animals not humans.
Every compound had about 13 goats each running around the yard. . . . . It was so amazing.
I have been to Ilesha n Abeokuta and trust me. . . . .Abeokuta(under G Daniels) developed rapidly.

stillwater:
Where else would I write it?

Are u leaving me some of your Estate, cash and other assets??

RedHotChic:
Abe is also an ancient city with them old roofs. Posher than Ilesha? on what grounds? electricity, strip clubs? pubs? water? Every city in Naija na the same abeg.

Are u from Ilesha? You are putting up a good defense!!!
I havent been to Ilesha for 11 years but the last i went. . . . .They have more black goats than humans.

RedHotChic:
No you didn't!!! wetin be your town name? No be that place them dey sniff gutter?

I am from Abeokuta. . . . . .Even a village goat knows Abe is posher than Ilesha.

stillwater:
You would be specifically banned from coming near my grave, anyway, so don't give yourself headache.

Are u writing that in your WILL??

stillwater:
Why are you concerned?

Gospel truth: I don't wanna come to your funeral.

stillwater:
Why are you taking my statement literally, ehn?

How else can i take it?? Romantically??
Let me know where u are going now. . . . I don't wanna waste funds throwing out a search party if u go off the radar.

stillwater:
I'm not telling!!!!

Don't be angry. . . . .U need to tell me so i know where to look if u get missing.

RedHotChic:
Ilesha or Oshogbo?

Oshogbo??  That ancient town??
No way, Jose!!!

Where is this better place?
Like i didn't see your response b4 i posted!!

stillwater:
To be frank, this issue has never been something I have bothered myself with because by my growing up in Nigeria, that aura of always laying down the issue of being black was not there. Most of the time in Nigeria, you are defined by your family/tribe and you live up to the expectations demanded by the culture you align yourself with. Where my family is concerned, it has always been respecting your elders, having an education and having respect for yourself as a person. The stereotypical black female in the outside world, do not faze me because I know who I am and I know where I'm going.

Enugu or Anambra??

onyinye2:
@david

you know just leave me be. im tired of all this jive with you. you done toying with me, then great. so can you please go and find some other young girl to taunt??

That's his day job.
He does that from time to time!!!!
Nigga is a licensed Paedo!!!

davidylan:
ol boy. wake up from your slumber. who cares.

If u didn't care u wouldn't mention ma honourable name in your animal rants. . . .
Stop having erections for me for nuthing. . . . . I am not after your bloated elephant.

davidylan:
hehehe onyinye cut the crap.
- If i really wanted to date i wouldnt start with a little kid like you . . . Spanish isnt a language everyone is clueless about eh.
- It wouldnt be public on a forum where little boys like animal abi na hannibal spend 24 hrs of every day . . .

It seems this bald autistic poof hasn't learnt his lessons yet.
If u have a problem with me, go sort it out with God, bozo.
Hannibal is a small boy but his intelligence dwarf yours so what does that make you?
My tablet PC says: OLD FOOL!!!!!

onyinye2:
@hannibal

él sabía quién era del comienzo. su pérdida

¿Su pérdida? Usted nunca sabe, él quizás tenga buenas intenciones.
¿Por qué no lo da usted un trata? Uno puede encontrar amor en línea. ¡Reír!  

onyinye2:
@hannibal
eso es verdad. pero intenté darle una oportunidad. pero él quiere controlarme

Bueno. Haga su cosa entonces.

@ Onyinye,
Da al chico grande una oportunidad de mecer su mundo.
¿Por qué juega U para conseguir duramente o es comprometido usted?
Sé que esto es justo chistes pero mantiene la persecución viva.

doyin13:
Talk about licking yansh. . . .Orisirisi

Get a life, Doyin.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146832.msg2448140#msg2448140 date=1214958231]LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hannibal, you will not kill me before my time. [/quote]Kill?? SLY is lurking around, abeg!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146832.msg2448124#msg2448124 date=1214957822]oh please! See him feeling all important. If i had my way - i would introduce them all to Stephen P so that he can snatch them away [/quote]That would be HARSH!!!!!
U wanna take an eye of a half-blind man??

Sagamite:
Hannibal, don't be pissed off.
I don't think she meant your height. I think she was talking about down there, that is why the nairaland ladies like you.  

   I'd be begging for a surgery.

doyin13:
No mind that girl E think say e big, until e see heavyweight like me. The lazy girl
She reealise her cushion was inadequate

Anutha sad love song i guess.

doyin13:
If you weren't busy inhaling your pubic stench, you would not even bother to ask such a question

Eedris is far better than 50 CENT.

Doyin, fess up . . . . .
You are one of the Hausa geezers inhaling the stench of gutter to stay hi!!!!
Stop smoking ur pubic hair, bozo!!!!

doyin13:
What can I say. I like girls wey get akpu for leg

You are a prat!!!!!
I thunk u were with NubianQ . . . . . .What happened to that project??
Don't tell me u dumped Miss "more cushion for the pushing".

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146832.msg2448033#msg2448033 date=1214955677]Lol - i said it, not Jenny. Besides i happen to know via Intel that he's TDH so don't start giving the excuses about height. Just tell him you like him and finish it instead of attacking his "hotness"[/quote]She's playa-hating.
College girl's attitude. . . . .They pretend to hate what they love the most.

Kai - of all the midgets in the world. You didn't even go for the midget in Lorile, you went all the way to the guy in red.

Nah. . . . . LadyT would be a tad sophisticated for the midget in Lorile. . . . .So i chose Mr Hell Date with his garden fork.

doyin13:
I thought it was Jackal and Stilll water that were an item.

So Lady T is on that tip too.

Orisirisi

LadyT is happily married . . . . .She's been married 5 times in the last 8 years.

Stillwater?? What item??

LadyT:
Jenny we will fight!

God forbid bad thing!

Hannibal is 4 foot 9!

If i am 4"9' then u are less than 2"2'
Don't despair. . . . .  .U would date the midget on Hell Date.

StephenP:
hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

A bad boy will marry ONLY when he wants to. . . .
They don't get pressured into marriage like some wussies think.

LadyT:
Yes Hannibal for more than a decade we are still looking for Miss Right!
Better take advice!

You are clueless. . . .  . .Is Marriage the alpha n omega of all things. . . .
U better take advice now. . . . .Stop, look and listen when intellectuals are spewing(dont mind ma rhymez).

LadyT:
Well Hannibal your not hot so I suggest you work on those lines or do what david does and just say HI!

I don't blow ma trumpet unnecessarily but the few that have seen me would tell u one or two things. . . .
Hannibal can make u ditch your boy/f of 12 years.  Nuff said!!!

Do what who does?? I am not a pussy-footer.
I stick to me own rules that have been working for me for more than a decade.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146832.msg2447974#msg2447974 date=1214954455]Excuse you? Don't make me reveal the things SHE told me here oooo!
Stop claiming to be a bad boy, you don't want me spilling your dark secrets to Nairaland - yeye! [/quote]I surrender!!!! Please dont spill me milk all over the place.


[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447977#msg2447977 date=1214954512]@hannibal

that one is for them mumu babes naaaaa,because someone like me wt sharp brains wont even spare a guy a glance if he just walks up to me wtout saying hello or hi

c'mon u guys should give them single girls respect ,just hello or hi will do[/quote]Jenny, when a guy is stupendously HOT. . . . a chic won't remember pleasantries.

doyin13:
Lupe is a far better rapper than all the G- Unit peeps put together.

As for your infatuation with 'Fiddy'. He is not even the best rapper on the G-Unit.
Young Buck is a more capable rapper.

Its so obvious to any mature head.

I just realised u have been smoking your toe-nails again.
50 cent compared to Young Buck or Lupe Fiasco??  Y'all are just jealous of his success. . . .
What else are u gonna say on this thread?? Eedris is better than 50 cent??

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447956#msg2447956 date=1214953881]a conversation?how ?just like that ,i mean considering d fact that its d first time you're talking to her[/quote]Trust me to come up with something. . . . .I'm a bad boy.
By the time i start, u won't remember if i said Hi or Hey. . . .

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447940#msg2447940 date=1214953587]hello or hi will do [/quote]I cant even remember if i say hi or hello to women. . . . .
70% of the time i just start with a conversation. . . . What has Hi or Hello gotta do with ma cruel intentions??

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447930#msg2447930 date=1214953459]you're a darling,may u live long say Amen[/quote]What about Hey??

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447894#msg2447894 date=1214952682]you can start by simply saying hello or hi ,and drop all that american or white man slangs of was up and was down
whos little momma take ya time diaaa   [/quote]Jenny, ok ssup big momma??
Seriously, there's nuthing wrong with saying ssup to a woman. . . . .Afterall, when its your turn to diss, y'all say duhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Now, is that Nigerian slang or white man's??

Men with the bad attitude don't kill themselves over one woman rejecting em. . . .
The confidence is there that u will always get a better one so why moan n whinge??
I console maself with the belief that she could be Ogbanje or a flying vampire and MOVE ON. . . .Her loss not mine.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447884#msg2447884 date=1214952455]yeah right like d ones (like sly said) that will tell a girl "wuz up" d very first time hes meeting her huh?
puhpleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

anyways im not here to argue wt anybody today,don't have d strength to[/quote]Now whatz wrong with Ssup??
What am i expected to say??  Good evening ma'am??
Now that i know wazzup piss women off, i would start using it.

Errrrrm Jenny, Ssup lil momma??

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447863#msg2447863 date=1214952113]every normal girl does,but we r talking about bad bois that makes it too junior and irresponsible[/quote]Jenny, u keep taking us back. . . .
We are not talking about chewing gum lads here. . . . not weed smokers or dudes with sagging pants.
Bad boys with sleek attitude, young professionals and not irresponsible poof around the corner.