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@ nateevs,

It's one thing to buy a world class player, it's anutha thing for the player to reach his full potential.
The only player that has justified his signing since Roman's takeover is Michael Essien.
If u check the stats, that is nuthing to write home about. . . . . . .

Bamsyle:
@Hannibal

I just don't get you on this Fiddy issue. At first (with your preference for Biggie/Tupac style), you gave me the impression that you, Let me cut the chase, how can you like Biggie/Pac and descend to Fiddy's level? Fiddy I understand your solidarity for Nas in that sense. Even Em. But Fiddy? Man, I don't get it!!! If Fiddy's the future of rap, then rap is dead and should RIP!

U are getting things mixed up. . . . .Big/Pac are legends.
No rapper can touch those duo ever as the standard keeps falling n falling.

These days, we have more nursery rhymez than good punch-lines.
In the land of the blind, 50 RULES. . . . . . .
Go n sample TOS(G-Unit).

tkb417:
Doyin13 na original ashewo
shebi babes dey for una side too?
leave our babes alone o
LOL!

Babes in Pompey?? ?? ??
Try whores n hi-klass hookers.

Have u guys heard Carlos Queiroz might be on his way to Portugal??

@ Wormedup,

You are a super-Arrow.
Fergie has already reiterated last weekend he is only buying one player this season.
The old gaffer wants to rely on Neville, Brown, Hargreaves, Brazilian twins on the RB(He doesn't need Alves or Bosingwa) any more.
Y'all should keep buying n buying and disrupt the continuity.

United will rely on their back 4(The best in the world) by miles.
I remember the season u bought Shevchenko and Ballack . . . .everyone thunk the title would be done n dusted by January. . . .
Fergie knows best!!!!
Y'all can only play 11 players at a time. . . . .tell Scolari to add Ronaldinho, Arshavin, Etoo and Pato to the squad.

I will tell u how the season would end(like i did last summer) by the end of August!!!

RedHotChic:
lacivious?? lascivious?
friviolous frivolous

Keep clutching at straws!!!
Don't worry. . . . . You are about to feel like a woman again after 10 years.

Pataki:
I am not a free donor. She has humbly requested for your free shagging. STEP UP to the game and your thang bruva.
I cannot touch Funmi with any manner of feet of pole.

I hope u understand the consequences of your action.
Rejecting this offer means Hotfunmi will continue with her acute insanity . . . . .
Creating lewd topics and kissing females all over the place.

You shall be held accountable for her frivolous n lascivious actions if u decline this request.
Make a decision now.
Bone this babe raw till she dislocates her pelvic bone and your name shall be written in the Nairaland hall of fame.

Chat2MeBac:
Eerhmmmmmm, She is snorkling in Mustique, but if you wish I can pass the info, on.( mind you make peeps start hyperventilating  now) .I am her twin sister .

Jesucristo!!!!!!!!!!!!
¿Cómo me puede dejar ella tan córneo?
Tell her to report to duty ASAP.

RedHotChic:
i don tell you before say even if i get xxy, yours is xy+some chromosome from a crossed donkey.

You are twisted.
I am not replying u again until PATAKI shags you till your nose bleeds.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147494.msg2453443#msg2453443 date=1215044442]The d*ck is not the issue here. NO matter how perfect it is - it cannot fill the emotional gap that has been created. Emotions cannot be bought by shagging! [/quote]I understand ma'am.

onyinye2:
PREACH!! some brothas don't understand that. some feel that if that if the sex is good, everything else will follow. which is the totally opposite.

  You?? ?? ?? ??

RedHotChic:
Smooth skin is relative, some dudes have smooth skin too, so what do you mean?

Don't be a tard!!!

I mean a lovely female with no XXY chromosomes like u.
No hairy chest, no muscles in the nether region, full-figure 8 with island spice to spark me appetite.
Islander, where u @??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147494.msg2453415#msg2453415 date=1215043933]Lol - leave the legendary one out of this oooo!
I'm saying no guy like that exists though the legend is putting up quite an impressive performance [/quote]So Legendary's d**k is doing the right job??
U don't have to complain then. . . .
Don't despair, everyday is not Christmas.

RedHotChic:
Why not you? oooh, I forgot you don't drill honey pots, peleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Please, you are too masculine for me.
I wanna touch smooth skin and not hairy n bumpy skin like yours
Le Chac prefers soft skin and not the muscles u pack in ur nether region.

RedHotChic:
I thought you said i am a lesbo; Why Pataki? Is he a lesbo specialist? Leave Patabobo alone jare.

Nah. . . . . .You are bi-sexual!!!
You swing both ways.  . . . . . .You do poppa bears n momma bears.
So allow Pataki to touch your placenta with his weapon. . . . get ready for the RIDE of your LIFE.

RedHotChic:
Nobody wants to accept that i found a dude that beat homosexuality. If Donnie can do it, Jackal can with serious prayers.

Also, it's Hotfunmi and not just Funmi.

You are a super-Arrow!!!!

Whats hot about a 6ft babe with bloated balls and 2 inch winkie??
I think u need to get laid, you are veering off the tangent.
Pataki, will u please shag Funmi for the sake of SANITY on Nairaland??
Her appetite is HUGE so u might need some few ecstasy tablets.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147494.msg2453375#msg2453375 date=1215043249]I don't know what other women want oooo - but i know what i want. . . .
A sensitive but strong Adonis.
I want a caring, nice man and to me - financial standing is not important because finances are not the salt of the earth.
I also want a guy who would shower me with endless love. . . .
I want all the emotions to come with it.

Unfortunately - that man does not exist whole-heartedly. [/quote]Don't tell me MR LEGENDARY doesn't do his job 100%
Be patient. . . . . . He would put up a virtuoso performance that will get u stuck like GLUE soon.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147603.msg2453346#msg2453346 date=1215042517]jackal is it true? [/quote]I am too testerone-ful to be GAY.
Hotfunmi is the lez. . . . . Her sexcapades with few female NLers is legendary.
She is 6ft tall, guttural voice and a bloated scrotum albeit seedless willy.

Chat2MeBac:
@Hannibal,
Ini Edo needs to wax, She looks disgusting with all that chest hair, I wonder how a man can get his willy wonker to stand up to preach by making love to her, lol,

Ini Edo is just too dirty looking for me liking.
Wax or not she appears classless.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147603.msg2453337#msg2453337 date=1215042348] still not d jackal i know [/quote]RedHotChic is twisted!!!
She's been twisting trees all day and she is hallucinating.

RedHotChic:
Roflmao, Ini edo too? I never knew that. Please sop disrespecting chics with hairy legs and chest. Funmi is gorgeously dazzling and sensuous and will make you ravenous under 2 seconds, I bet ya .

That wasn't what Intel told me. . . .
I heard u have the built of Tom Hewitt(the texas chainsaw massacre dude).  

RedHotChic:
Olori!!! I hope you know your sweet Halle Berry has hairy chest but 90% of the men in the world wants to have her. Don't you want her too?

I love Halle Berry.
She doesn't have a deep guttural voice!!!
Halle is extremely feminine and she doesn't do women like Hotfunmi.

RedHotChic:
jackal plucks his eyebrows

Thank You.
Can u discontinue the evil thread now??

You are trying to tell NL you have hairy chest like Ini Edo??

RedHotChic:
Don't dance around the question, i rephrased and said he's very very dude, has no sign of being feminine but had banged a high school buddy back in 1986. If you were married to him, had 2 kids with him before finding out, will you still keep this your "no, no and hell no" rule?

Your thunks are sporadic.
I just wish i could get a knife and slice u open to know what clouds that solitary mind of yours.
Stop describing this pukery. . . .It's sick.

Chat2MeBac:
Muy Malo mi esposo,

Gracias!!

@topic
By their fruits you shall know them, So your boyfriend spends longer than you in the shower.When he emerges he smells like the Botanical Garden, His nails are well trimmed, He spends time shaving his legs every other day.  He claps his tongue when he speaks. He steals your lipglosses. He carries around a Victoria secret handlotion in his bag, He walks with his legs tightly together.  He watches his butt 24/7 in anything with a reflection, He out dresses you, Ms. Chang at the Nail Salon knows him by name, as his Pedi and Mani are religiously done every week,  Need I say more?  

OK. Ladies do you Need Jesus to come down out of heaven to tell you HE IS GAY??Abeg,

Please. . . . . Please. . . . . . Please.   He is simply metrosexual.

What do y'all women want?
If he is smelly, u complain. . . . . If his toe-nails are rusty, y'all complain.
I see no problem with a guy that knows how to groom himself BUT he must not impale a male's butt.


[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147603.msg2453245#msg2453245 date=1215040758]there is no day i log on to nairaland that i will not find hannibal and redhotchic smooching each other in love,haba can't i have a moment peace [/quote]Me and OsunAmazon are cat and dog on this forum. . . .
I am sick of her topics. Sometimes she is brilliant, sometimes i just wanna put 2 slugs in her dome.

RedHotChic:
Stop hating please because you know that ilesha is ebeano.

What the F is ebeano??
I have met crazy chics but your insanity is top drawer.

Who would date a babe with XXY chromosome??
Hairy Chest, Deep Voice, Beards and a bloated scrotum??

@ Riskie,

Congratx!!!

Riskie:
@ Hannibal: I asked you first, but anyway no.  

That was me at ma sarcastic best!!!

RedHotChic:
You too need to see a babalawo to perform rituals on your head.

Bloody Ilesha chic.

Riskie:
Would you date King Kong?

Would u date Godzilla?

RedHotChic:
Ladies: Will you date a suave man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?

Guys: Will you date a red hot woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because she never liked it.

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??
Are u this idle?  Would i date a babe with hairy chest?? Why not ask if i would date King Kong??
Puerco Gordo!!

Radiant:
Yea right! Sexual abstinence for how long??Do more research 'cause this ain't it. Safe period my July 12!

I dug the crates for information and i am afraid that was the best i could unearth.
Men had little intelligence then compared to today.

bgees:
G-unit's 2nd album is out and there is 'nt any hype and public attention for it. This tells u ITS OVER FOR 50 AND HIS CREW.d world has woken up and i'm sure that album will not go gold in a short time.

You are the only one that is yet to hear about it. . . . .
So u haven't heard the single "Rider" and "Like The Way You Do It" ??
What planet are u from?? Pluto??

stillwater:
In what way? Are you trying to tell me no black person has risen above the so called system?

Of course, some people are survivors. . . . . .They would defy all odds in a fiercer conditions to rise above the system.
The question is, must Black men struggle for what rightly belong to em??
Lets face it. . . . the opportunities given to Black folks compared to their white counterparts is non-existent.

The only area where Black people have a say is Sports, Music and Showbiz.
This is why u see many African Americans doing well in that sphere of life than Politics or Banking industry.
It seems the white folks have pulled a wool over your tiny eyes. . . . . . . .

Pataki:
@ Hannibal,

Women are genetically wired to nag and complain about anything and everything once it is not going according to her ways .

So I still maintain that all a woman wants is to always her way.

Genetically white-wired to nag and complain?
Isn't that confusion on it's own?? These women are confuzzled, trust me!!!
I know what i am saying. I know more about em than they do.

@ Radiant,

Safe period
Sexual Abstinence
Withdrawal method

Radiant:
To be honest, I think the world has gone beyond "saving our culture". The main target now should be seeing every human being as one.

I really can't be bothered about that chick's video. She's the reason why racism will continue to whisk the world into different bullshits.

What does a black man have that a white man don't have?? Abeg, we should peep beyond some irrational "wool" haired babe who just probably read about slavery the night before.

Seeing every human being as one is difficult in a country like the USA.
22 million blacks have passed through the Prison system and African Americans make just 13% of the whole population.
Black men don't really have as much as white men. The SKIN is their SIN.

Besides that, the US government don't give em opportunities like the whites. . . . The system has been designed to fail a black man.
Only 1.7 million Blacks have Bachelors degree as at 2003. . . . . . .Lagos Island local government has more. It's pathetic.
Gun stores, Liquor Stores, Jobless youths. . . . . . Put all that together and add "frustration" as catalyst in a chemical reaction.
The result is surely, PRISON or DEATH .


@ RedHotChic,

Keep an eye on your lip. . . . .  Queen Moremi and Amina are feminists??
Can they even read and write to know the meaning of Feminism.
Just because a female got to the throne because of lack of male siblings in the Palace does not make her a Feminist.
Your views are warped. . . . . .Go back to your history class.

stillwater:
I don't know why you're hitting your head on the wall when we all know that human wants are unlimited, it's simply not gender specific.

It's more pronounced in women than MEN!!!!
Women are humungously insatiable.