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Re: WHY DOES SHE LOVE YOU?

She loves ma bad attitude.

Radiant:
And no threats of trapping with pregnancy. It was only normal the men had their way anytime and the babies flowing out like a river Ain't no trapping whatsoever. In fact, who born you to insist on having less than 10 children??

Miss Trap, is lucky though.She would have fled for her life after 10 children and having to deal with 7 other wives before her

Are u sure there were no condomz then?? I am sure men used bubble wraps to shield their weapons in em days.
Trust me, if every intercourse led to pregnancy in em days, there would be more people.

Miss Trap and 10 kids?? Awesome!!!

Pataki:
While growing up in my jejune years, I read one of the fairy books of King Arthur, and there was a time he was thrown a challenge which entailed him loosing his Kingdom if he could not find an answer to a riddle posed at him within three days.

The Riddle was: What Does a Woman Want?

He was lucky enough to find an old hag of a woman to tell him the answer on the third day of the riddle challenge, which was: To Always Have Her Way.

Growing up over the years, with my experiences with women, I have come to the realization that a woman indeed and truly always want to have her way.

If in doubt, ask the mothers of old. Eve, Sarah. . . . .

What way?? They don't understand what they want themselves.
Tell her to write a list of all what she wants. . . . .do everything for her and i promise u in 3 days, she would complain about kizzack somehow.
The best bet is to drop your shoulders cos you can never know with WOMEN.

syren:
Why do a lot men leave their homes, why are the prisons filled to the brim with black men, is it because black women expect too much of their men and they can't handle the pressures of society, so they result to desperate measures? I don't know, but pointing fingers doesn't solve problems.

@ nannibal what bullshit are you referring to?

Women started the whole. . . . . .I wanna be like a white women with their wigs n long weaves to look like Caucasians.
Some black women are so twisted they sometimes use blonde weave on black skin: Epitomy of stupidity i say.

Besides, Black Women copied the whites with their independent women/feminist schitzo. Arguments in the households and then its divorce.
The wicked ones call the cops and lie on various sexual abuses/harrassments putting their male partners in jail.

Its so pathetic i cannot even type any more. I am not trying to pass the buck but then every black individual must look in the mirror and change.
White folks are laughing at the wat things have degenerated. It's a shame!!!

doyin13:
Aya Matanga ooo. . . . , You jus no go let anything slide sha. You must reply

Olobo pupa

Talking about female rappers

Where is the MC lyte, Da Brat, Monie B. . . . . Common y'all

Have u been smoking your pubic hair again?
How dare u talk to ma wifey like that??
Modify now before i swarm at u like 1000 angry killer beez.

Radiant:
So, basically you're saying we should continue to live like in the days men made fire by rubbing two stones? Where's Debo, his bush wife has finally surfaced

Letz go back to the caveman era. . . . . . .
Women were less stubborn then and there's no fronting!!!

Cristalz:
Pretty obvious Fergie doesn't want to let Ronny go because the boi's still got a lot to bring to the team.Hez still young and his already amazing talents could increase yet.Besides,he fits in,blends well with the rest of the players.

Still i think Fergie should let the boi go realize his Madrid dream.Everyone's entitled to that,right? He should be released so when he gets there he can compare both teams.See how well he'll fit in with their team compared to United.See whether he'll be frequently benched and frustrated or not.See how well he'll perform with the Spanish style of things compared to what hez used to at OT.

Then again,i would prefer he remain at OT because Fergie actually cares about his players and their development.Real Madrid is all about acquiring stars,then benching/testing them till they find what they're looking for,and if they don't find it in that particular star,he becomes a sub.Technically.Yet another great talent not good enough for Madrid.Methinks this their hot love for Ronaldo isn't one that'll last too long.

Yes Huntelaar, no Benzema.

Ferguson cannot let Ronaldo go. . . . Letting Ronnie go will send wrong signals to youngsters like Nani and Anderson. . . .
Someone has to stop Madrid from raiding budding talents anywhere their leprotic hands can pinch players.

The most annoying thang is they don't even have the money to afford Ronaldo. . . . .How much do they make??
Trust me, the only thing that makes Madrid look rich is their TV Broadcast rights which they do independently unlike English clubs.
Madrid signed 770 million pounds in a 10-year deal to broadcast their matches unlike PREM where all the league games r handled by SKYSPORTS.

If they want Ronaldo, let em come and get him for 80 million.
They should PAY up or shut their spanish traps.
Bloody twitz.


@ Doyin13,

I won't tolerate any form of sexual harrassment in this place.
Leave our footballfemale alone.

@ Chat2meBac,

Thunder B??
Drop that. . . . . . make that E-V-E.

@ Rad,

Don't laugh!!!!

At least i have proven Wokeyim didn't invent this formular. . . .
Women have been doing it since the plagues of Egypt.

BLACK PEOPLE: THINK!!! or should we carry the fate of the entire black race on our shoulders.

Women started the bullshit, they should fix it.

Chat2MeBac:
That's where you are wrong Papi, I do listen to, and admire, SOME, NOT ALL rap, Matter of fact, a few years ago, as an undergrad had to take a class and the finals was an "Open Mic" at the pub, And I did my thing, Yo lucky say no producers na bin dey, or me think say them might ah sign me fast fast

So u would have become Foxxy Brown, Lil'' Kim or L. Boogie.

Radiant:
No war, J. Just disappointed to find women who reason like Miss Trap.

Whateva floats her boat. . . .
Women use different schemes n ideas to snatch men. . . . .
From being devious to being diabolical to well-orchestrated Karma Sutra . . . .
When every other avenue fails to trap a man. . . .Pregnancy becomes the only option.

How did MKO Abiola ended up marrying 40 wives??

Chat2MeBac:
Jay-Z ma ass, All he raps about is how he has been fortunate enough to be the one shagging Queen B, his other hoes, blings and his cars, diot,
Nas raps about life, Everyday situation, He deals with issues people can relate to, Nas for Life,

Anutha female Rap fan??
I am impressed. . . . . . .Alicia Keys, Amerie and Keyshia Cole must be doing something wrong these days.


@ Chiogo,

I don't understand your last post.

Radiant:
It's your choice foolish woman!! You such a disgrace to women. How could you say this?
One last word, you'd better bury that your futile strategy than get into a miserable marriage. You have no idea what you want to get yourself into!! Go ask the married ones, were.

***coughs****

Wasn't necessary, babe. You such a shame bag

PEACE. . . . .PEACE, not WAR!!!!!

doyin13:
The only time Fiddy has ever shown ingenuity in his rapping is on the track 'How to Rob'

Maybe on Wanksta as well, . . . . . .

THIS BROTHER CAN'T RAP/ AND THAT ALBUM WAS ALL BEATS. BLAME DRE

U are confuzzled!!!
Fiddy can RAP . . . . .Bloody hell, have u listened to "When It Rains It Pours", "Hustler's Ambition" "Ski Mask Way"
These are classic songs that would get on Biggie or 2pac's album everyday of the week.

G-unit's 2nd studio album T.O.S.(Terminate On Sight) was released yesterday. . . .
Go to itunes now and order it and listen to 50 ripping MCs. . . .Hungry as ever.
I have been on it all day and trust me FIDDY is the FUTURE OF RAP.

Busta:
She must have been very very jobless!!

She aint jobless . . . . She really had a GO about all em westernised black women.
It seems Black People especially in USA have lost touch with reality and have veered off the tangent.
Single parents continue to rise. . . . . .Men are either shot/locked up. . . . .kids have no role models to look up to.
Whatz happening? It wasn't this appaling when Martin Luther King was alive.

BLACK WOMEN: THINK!!!

jaquan:
calm down son!

Son??
If u say that again i will call u grandpa.

tkb417:
Klass is 2 years younger than Berbatov and will be a lot easier to handle than the Bulgarian captain
hes scored close to 170goals in 220 appearances!!!
thats phenomenal.

we don't need personalities in our camp but a proven goal-scorer.
Klass playing for United will pave way for him at the national side.

tho, i'll agree Berba is a better all round footballer. any of them will be just fine
they are bth 25 and 27 respectively.

Huntelaar is better than Berbatov and Benzema.
How many goals would Berba score for Man Utd?? He cannot score 20 league goals!!!!

Klass is a proven leader and goal-scorer in Ajax.
United's style of play suits him very well. . . .Quick counter attacks, crosses from Nani/Ronaldo and scoring headers from dead-balls.

JeSoul:
hehe, win one set? that might be waaay too much to ask at the rate this match is going

This na the same Murray wey talk few days ago he could win the championship, maybe he should start with baby steps and win a set first against the big boys

Never mind, he will grow and learn from this experience.
He is talented but needs 2 learn few more tricks and work on his fitness.

Obafemi Awolowo University by astronomical miles.
UNILAG what? A glorified secondary school.
UI? Too old to move me.

Andy Murray should just win one set. . . .
Nadal is really shoving him around. . . .It's embarrassing.

COME ON . . . . .MURRAY!!!!

doyin13:
I hope I am proved wrong. . . . .but I suspect Zheng might beat Serena

Of the two sisters, Serena has been the least impressive.

She takes a bit of time to get into her groove and this Chinese lady ain't for playing

E be like the winch from Shanghai abi na Guangdong.

She plays like she can't be bovvered with Tennis again.
However, i am tipping her to take the Chinese apart.

eldee:
Someone was talking of his ability to write hooks and I presented love-vendor
Everyone knows that the album was top-class

Many Men, Patiently Waiting, Wanksta all in one album
When last did you see sumn like that, c'mon you can't compare him to Lupe

I think one thing bout hiphop fans is that we're unforgiving
We just look at the top singles and write-off the LP

Are u out of your mind?

Many Men, LAPD, Life On The Line, 21 Questions, Patiently Waiting, Heat are all super-classics.
When was the last time a debut Rap artiste took sound scan apart like 50 did??

If u don't like 50. . . . .Say u don't like me but u cannot put "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'"
It is one of the best Rap albums at the turn of the century.

IncaGold:
In a nutshell, they (women) very confused. One minute they want attention, 30 seconds later they demand for affection, in another 15 seconds they request for ice-cream and when you want to enter their jerusalem they will start with very long things after that they'll say you aint romantic!!!!!

Co-signed!!!

Women are confused animals. You'll never know with women.
They preach one thing, they do the exact opposite. . . . .They find it so difficult to make simple decisions.
If u don't believe me, take a woman to a shopping mall. . . . .U would nearly run mad with the way her eyes keep switching from red to blue to green.
Tell her to pick one and she cannot decide which one she wants even when u had agreed on red before leaving the house.
It's pathetic.

Then she should specifically address Ghetto Ladies, not black women in general.

I rest me case!!!!

Have you ever heard water complaining?

Water can't complain because water is a tad ignorant of self-posioning.
Anyways, i must hit the sack now.

Usted lo preocupa demasiado.
La vida es demasiado corta tomar las cosas gravemente.
Buenas noches.

@ J-girl,

That chic was REAL. . . . . .She ripped it!!!
I could fly down to meet her n plant her some French kisses.  U have got a female Malcom X there.

Black women have lost their bearing n heritage.
Weaves, silicone boobs, padded butts and whatever they can lay their leprotic hands on. . . It's pathetic.
She made ma day when she said: How can u be materialistic when u stay in the ghetto??
That was priceless. . . . . .So forget about ur Gucci bag on ur birthday. . . . Ghana bags should do.

stillwater:
A scorpion has its poisonous sting, a snake its venom, and they all serve their purposes especially when there's danger lurking. I have my impurities, leave me be

Okie Dokie!!!!!
The only snag is snakes n scorpions don't poison emselves. . . . You are gradually doing that to yourself.
I still dont wanna come to ya funeral.

stillwater:
If the Spirit dwells in you, the madness I perceive in you would not be there.

At this point, your sense of perception appears has been contaminated by Stillwater.
Change to flowing water then the water purity may exceed 99%.

stillwater:
You don't want what happened to the sons of Sceva befall you.
Do you even know who the sons of Sceva are?

I read the scriptures everyday so i know the 7 sons of Sceva(Acts 19:13-16).
What befell em can't happen to me cos the Spirit dwells in me.

RedHotChic:
Me randy? I still wear my chastity belt as thongs,
i'm from Ilesha.

For real??
Ma mum is from Ilesha, u stubborn mule!!!
How in the name of Zeus are u from Ilesha. . . . . I thunk u emigrated from Timbuktu or beyond the hills of Kilimanjaro.
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum. Finally, someone close to ma motherland surfaces.
P.S. That one about chastity belt don't wash with me. . . . . Whatchu think i am? U musta lost it at 13.

stillwater:
Now I know what my pastor means when he says the devil also know the scriptures.
The contamination is there for people like you to suffer from diarrhoea. Beware!!!!!

The Holy Bible says thou shall not judge your neighbour.
Diarrhoea?? No weapon fashioned against me prospers.

RedHotChic:
Ok; i thought you were talking about our beautiful complexion. again, we love goats and it's part of our heritage.
On the issue of Abe looking better than Ilesha, it's your opinion. Osun is a wonderland in my own opinion.

No question about Osun being a wonderland.
I have been to Oshogbo, Ife, Ede, Ilesha and Ikire and the scenery is very natural.
What part of Osun are u from??

RedHotChic:
I can see you are looking for a way to hit on a black sister, i just hope she can separate the sheep from the wolves. Try and update your child support payments first before continuing abeg.

I don't have the energy to bash you tonight. . . . I am exhausted.
One thang is. . . . .I don't spray ma seeds anyhow. . . so u must have me mixed with ur geezer.
Now scram!!! Randy Osun babe.

stillwater:
Not a matter of being tight-fisted, my will is for those I love.
Do I have to remind you, my name's water and I thirst not!!!!!!
Use your sand to build castles in the air.

Your scriptures say love thy neighbour as thyself.
Besides, your name is stillwater. . . . . . .My science told me still water are prone to contamination.
U dont wanna get infected, do u?

@ Akolawole,

You are mean!!!!
Is Adebayor really from Ogbomosho??