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oyb:
nigerian women chorus




The shoes on my feet
he bought it
The clothes I'm wearin
he bought it
The rock I'm rockin
he bought it
'Cause I depend on him
If I wanted
The watch you're wearin
he'll buy it
The house I live in
he bought it
The car I'm drivin
he bought it
I depend on him
(I depend on him)

2 -
All the women who are dependent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who spending hubby money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit hubby's dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

3 -
Girl I didn't know you could pinch money like that
Charlie, how your Angels steal your doe like that
Girl I didn't know you could pinch money like that
Charlie, how your Angels steal your doe like that

PRICELESS!!!!

Busta:
Debo wants by force love.
I tire for am

cheape like him.

Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. . . . . .

Pity Debo now.
He will soon come good. . . . . .

Busta:
@debo,

as long as it ain't u . . . that shld the least of your problems

Whats the marital status between you and Debosky now??

debosky:
@ Jackal
pray its not a woman like Busta that you marry - she'll steal your business capital just to get herself a new Hermes handbag - do you want to go bankrupt over a flipping accessory?

Busta can only chew what her mouth can take. . . . . .
Hermes bag? Puhllllllllllllllleaze.

You seem to forget that as a wifey, she wouldn't want to be found out as a thief so she would only steal what i won't suspect.
Let Busta steal abeg!!!!

RedHotChic:
All of a sudden, Dr Jackal, a celebrated chauvinist is supporting women stealing from their husbands. I can only think of one reason which is that he's also pilfering his girlfriends purse. Guard your purse girl, he's up to no good.

Think about it. . . . .A woman cooks, washes, do other house chores and take care of the kids. . . .
Surely, she deserves some pampering financially so let her STEAL.
Whats the big deal?? What i know wouldn't kill me so whats the fuss??
Only broke-ass men would really care about the few coins or notes missing in their wallets.

The Sly:
Hommie.  .  .  . Nobody is saying you shouldn't pamper your wife. .
But you can do that without her stealing your cash!
You are one hell of a Chameleon  .   .  .   .  Today you are blue .  .  Tomorrow you are red

It depends on how much she is stealing. . . . .How much do their accessories really cost? Pea-nutz i say.
Besides, when a man is too rich, it doesn't matter how much he loses to his wifey's sticky fingers.
Let her STEAL. Trust me. . . . .no matter what, a man WINS.

debosky:
you're truly the biggest plonker in this vicinity - so is that all it takes? get the salary and score like Henry??

Anything to get under your skin. . . .U pederast!!!!

Then there is no problem, let AW sell Ade, I will join Arsenal for no transfer fee = just pay me like Henry and I'll score like Henry

U have no track record so that won't wash with Wenger.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146868.msg2441901#msg2441901 date=1214850303]oh gawddddddd i can't believe jackal is saying this,my dear you're d best,kisses for u   [/quote]No man wants his wife to look like a village tramp in a social gathering.

Busta:
He's a very good washer man . . .the guy washes 10 thongs in 10 20second . . . he no get rival for that area.

Take it easy on Debo. . . . There's light at the end of the tunnel.

Yeye boy . . .$3000 dey make your head swear for appearing in one video as the bar man.
i bet, thats the money u still spending till today . . . until u appear in Pasuma's video as the gate man . . I guess.

He will soon appear on 50 cent's video. . . . . .Thats a $15,000 appearance fee.
Things are looking better.

Busta:
$1000 only?
That Olu maintain guy sef cheap be that.
Leave debo . . . debo still dey school.
I no go fit they buy masef cloth and shoes and still buy for him.
I no fit

God help Debo. . . . .It seems he has been watering the wrong plant.
How did he get close to you initially then? I hope he didn't use his school fees to wow you.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146868.msg2441863#msg2441863 date=1214849961]i picked just that sweetie,u can say that again  [/quote]Women should be pampered. . . . .I agree with that 100%.
The PRIDE of any man is for his WIFE to look ravishing and gorgeous every day of the week.

Akolawole:
So Mr Grant does not read his contract terms. Na wa o.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/jun/29/chelsea.premierleague

Akolawole, forget about Avram Grant for now.
SKYSPORTS just reported Deco is now in London talking to Chelsea.
This means Frank Lampard might be on his way to Italy.

CONFIRMED: Chelsea sign DECO from Barcelona on 2-year deal.

oyb:
Nigerian women -

bent on eating their cake and having it -
on the one hand - they blather about it being the 00s , equality , when they wont take ish from men anymore - on the other hand - these 'liberated ,equal, what a man can do a woman can do better' women decide that it is the mans sole responsibility to put food on the table etal.

the husband is supposed to use his salary for the upkeep of the family, while madam, the modern emamnipated woman - gets to chop her own salary.

is that what gender equality is about?

Equality/rights are about responsibility. as far as i'm concerened , a working  woman who expects her husband to support the family alone is nothing more than an overgrown child.( sort of like a kid on IT - earning a salary, while still being supported by his folks).

if anyone feels that in these times, such arcchaic traditions as sole breadwinner should be the norm, then they have no business getting all riled up about other archaic traditions like polygamy

Nigerian women don't PREACH equality. . . . . .
They have lowered themselves as the weaker sex so they deserve to be pampered.

The Sly:
Lazy women. . . . .
Make Una No go learn how to sell tooth brush instead of stealing money up and down!

Let em start by hawking pure water bags n kolanuts. . . . .

Busta:
Thank u my brother.

As the saying goes . . .there are plenty fishes in the river.
if a man cannot afford me . . .he needs to go and find his levels
cut your coat according to your size. . . God no vex.

Soup wey sweet . . na money kill am!

This is hilarious. . . . .
So are u saying a man must EARN 6 figures for u to consider him at all?
Besides, is Debosky that poor??
Surely, Olu Maintain paid him $1000 for appearing in Yahooze video.

Wokeyim:
@ hannibal
the chic isn't evil She just loved the guy too much and didn't want to loose him

There are ways of loving men without making children with them. . . .
The idea of trapping a man into marriage is EVIL.

What about DECO??

debosky:
Stop being a muppet - how much was Ade earning in Monaco that he thinks he deserves T14's pay check now?

Stop being an onanist!!!
How many goals did Ade score in Monaco?? He has reiterated he would score like Henry when Arsene pays him like Henry. . . .
That is as clear and concise as a baby's eyeballs.

The Sly:
Na wah o
Busta you like money toooooooo much o

For Busta, it's all about the Benjyz. . . .

Busta:
u answer that question na . . . u never wore my thong before?

ROFLMAOWPIMP.

Busta:
Me and Debo . . . I rebuke times 10.

The guy cannot carry me load.
we no the same levels abeg . . . he too stingy!

Don't hit a brother's groin. . . . .It's not lady-like.

He appears stingy now because he is still a broke-ass.
No one knows tomorrow plus psychics predicted he will win Canadian national lottery.

Busta:
Love?
when I find love . . . i will come back and answer your question.
Until then . .  .na money get me abeg!

Love is around you. . . . .It's time to TAKE whatz yours.
Afterall, u got Debosky who loves endlessly.
Take him to the altar and hope he wins the national lottery.

CH3COO:
jek_kad pursue wetin?  Your sagging chest-balls or your loose-fitted lady lumps? No thanks.
Like I said earlier, you have the mentality of a criminal.  It's a psychological problem; not a problem of your right or left.  Defrauding and deceiving your husband is never a right; it is a wrong.

It is not WRONG.
Women are the weaker sex so let em steal/defraud to feel important. . . .
There should be a reward for their loyalty + faithfulness.

Busta:
leave them make them still dey talk like pickins.

Busta, it seems u want money more than LOVE, no??

Cesc04:
@ hannibal
Keshi and Abedi Pele me ass. . . . . . .They were as significant to their teams as Arturo Lupoli is to Arsenal.

Can anyone believe such ignorance.Keshi's still be revered at Anderlecht many years after donning their colours(he captained them if I may educate you).As for Abedi Pele?please go aquire knowledge bro.

As for ade:am not gona discuss him no more.

Look at this lil boy comparing Keshi and Abedi Pele that played in Belgian n French league respectively to today's English league.
Scoring 30 goals in England is equivalent of 60 goals in France and maybe 180 goals in Belgium.

Ade deserves a pay-rise and in ma opinion, Wenger should fork out £90k to keep him at Arsenal.

@ Debosky,

How many times have i warned u guys to stop these "If we could sell Vieira and Henry. . . . " talks. . . . .
What have u won since u sold Henry, Vieira and Pires?? ZILCH.
No one is saying Wenger cannot sell Ade or whoever his moronic mind tells him to sell but the end will justify the means.
If u sell Ade, your trophyless season will enter the 4th season. . . .Anyways, u guys are used to that now. . . .so no tension!!!

The Sly:
Nope!. . . . .I wont abandon her neither would i force her into abortion.
For me to have slept with her without no CD means i have damned the consequences so it's aint her fault but mine.

But the truth is. . . . If a girl Wanna trap you to get her pregnant . . . you would know.
Trust me I have been there before. . . . . .
When a girl found out where i kept ma CDs and she went ahead to put Lots of tiny holes in all of 'em CDS but unfortunately i found out
But i must admitSome girls are VERY smart and can trap you successfully but not this dude!

The chic u described is EVIL but then her plans wouldn't have worked with punching holes in your rubber.
The sheath would have ripped into pieces just before u spurt your "unholy water"
Whether u would have the discipline to change the punctured tyre with a spare one is open for anutha debate though.

Anyways, no SMART babe can trap me with pregnancy. . . . When i sleep with her unprotected, it's cos i wont mind having her as a wife.

PDF:
@ Hannibal

Naivity is what i think u exemplify. Did u bother to go through the list of d best 23

Bosingwa, Pepe (both Portugal), Modric, Sneijder, Edwin van der Sar all made the list but didnt reach the semis nor the final.

Fabregas being a substitute for most parts of the tourney made it, the only substitute to make the 23.

Please reason more objectively, k

Now u need to think more astutely. . . . .

Bosingwa and Pepe and Modric made the list because they were obviously better than all the defenders that made the finals. . .
C. Ronaldo for all his efforts with Portugal was marginally close to the wealth of midfielders that played in the Semis and the final.
It will be very hard to choose him ahead of many players like Ballack, Xavi, Iniesta and so many others. . . . .

Uefa technical director Andy Roxburgh said: “Of course he (Ronaldo) was mentioned - and if Portugal had gone further, there’s no argument he would have been in this group because he’s a fantastic player.
“He was in our Champions League all-star squad for the season, and the beginning of the tournament he threatened he was going to be in this one.
“But then it came abruptly to an end. When it comes to a squad of the tournament, those that go to semis and final dominate things like this.”

Mr Objective, i hope you are satisfied now.
When u learn to stop, look and listen. . . . .U would LEARN more.
Pub gists won't get u anywhere.

The Sly:
I don't know about others but its NOT Gonna work with me. . . . . . .

So what are u gonna do if ur gurl/f gets preggers??  U abandon her or u force her into abortion??
It's about time men do their own quota of reducing the rise of single mothers.

Busta:
word and that is why u would marry her because u love her and want to spend the rest of your life with her not because she damn well trapped u into marriage with pregancy . . .unless of course it was truly a mistake.

Don't get it twisted. 2 different things here.!

A mistake!!!!   Those are lame excuses made by pathetic buncha men.

As soon as ones prod a babe without condoms then he should be damn ready to face the consequences.
When a girl gets pregnant, the responsibility falls on the 2 parties involved. . . .Why have unprotected sex in the 1st place??
If a man is not ready to marry his chic, he should abstain from sex and if he must satisfy his lustful desires then he must use his condomz.

Wokeyim:
@ Hannibal
it shouldn't be "This is why i don't sleep with just any babe that has no wife materialism in her. . .," but this is why i don't sleep with jus any babe without a condom. Haba, guy take it easy oh.

Whats the bloody difference. . . . . .The crux of the matter is: Don't sleep with any woman that does not qualify to be your wife!!!

Busta:
Yes o . . . Abeg, to look good no be chewing gum.
if u can't afford me . . .scram!!

Busta Buss, i agree with you.

I will be more than happy if ma spouse steals ma money.
That's a better feeling than losing it to dangerous armed robbers who would even slap and kick or sometimes kill to take the money.

Busta:
It is true that some men or people don't want kids outside wedlock.
then what happened after the child is born?
na divorce after 6months . . .1 yr at most.

and then u have to start all over again and start looking for the next victim?

Nuthing happens after the child is born. . . . . .We stick it together through the rain and the sunshine.
This is why i don't sleep with just any babe that has no wife materialism in her. . .
So if accidents happen and she gets preggers. . . . . .the damage is not catastrophic!!!!

RedHotChic:
My aunt's friend had a very rich husband in Nigeria and I remember vividly how she tells us that she constantly steal money from him to boost the family's  financial budget since he's very stingy when it comes to giving his non working spouse money but will be quick to splash big  money on his  numerous mistresses. That story got me thinking that she may be ignorant of what is hers and what is not since she thinks she's stealing from him. He refused to give her the safe combination but she got it somehow(does it matter how she got it?).

Question: Can you really steal from your spouse since it's community property under marital laws?

Was she right in what she was doing?  Did her actions qualify as stealing since you can't steal from yourself?.

There's nuthing wrong in what she is doing as long as it doesn't harm the husband financially.
Money is meant to be spent anyways. . . . .Who's gonna spend it when the husband goes 6 feet under?

Busta:
Even with the prenancy . . .if a man is not interested in marriage with u . . no matter what u do, it won't work.

Na by force?

It does work. . . . . . .
Some men would go actually go ahead and marry their partner if she gets pregnant.
Whether there'd be love in the marriage or not is anutha debate entirely.
Someone like me would def'ly marry any woman in that position cos i won't have a child outta wedlock.

Don't be so naive, PDF. . . . .

In a competition of this magnitude, players that played in the S/finals and the final will dominate the best 23 players.
Fabregas making the UEFA list was because his team got into the finals. . . .He is not necessarily better than Ronaldo.
Would Ronaldo have been left out if Portugal had made the Semis or the Final??
Please reason objectively.

@ Debosky,

Adebayor deserves more than 60K a week. . . . .That's no rocket science.
If Ade was your brother, u won't be spewing this heap of applesauce. . . . .Increase his pay-packet and stop feeding him crumbs. . .
What even makes Cesc better than Adebayor??
Adebayor became the heartbeat of Arsenal when Cesc got choked and leggy in the final lap of the season . . . .

No one is saying he should get 120k a week. . . .But Wenger must pay him 90K a week(at least).
Blimey. . . . Is Ade not BBC's African player of the year??
Who pays African's best player 30K a week?
Wenger would be moronic and spastic to let Adebayor leave Arsenal because he couldn't pay him what he wants.
If there is no fund in Arsenal's coffers, players like Bendtner, Diaby and Eboue should be flogged.

One GREAT player is better than 6 average players.