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[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=146832.msg2447817#msg2447817 date=1214951404]naaa onyinye is still a baby _{no offence} because when we were her age we all wanted bad boys but as one starts showering sense into her brains that obsession wt bad bois just goes off and is replaced wt real men[/quote]Please answer this question: at what age do women drop the obsession with bad boys??

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=127136.msg2447123#msg2447123 date=1214940753]Its an open secret that Ronaldo is not exactly who you should rely on when it comes crunch time,Its been a long hard season though so i am not suprised[/quote]How many of the top 23 won the UCL in May 2008? Edwin Van Der Sar. . . . .
That should tell u the Euros is shyte!!!!

The Sly:
Tell her oooo. . . . .
With that load of paul's epistle that she hurled up. . . . . . .Who got the time nowadays?
Do u lot think y'all are gods? respects?? wuz up?? whats wrong with saying ''wuz up''??. . . . .

I think u now know why 90% of em NL ladies are still unattached. . . .
They have been swooped by too many "nice boys" who are blinded by online beauty and reh reh reh. . . .  .
No wonder em galz are sometimes frustrated with the way they post. . . . .They have not been getting quality pick-up lines.

@ A-40,

I can see you are living in the past. . . .
How can anyone compare Lupe to Fiddy Cent.
Before u blow a gasket, rush to the nearest store and get G-unit's latest studio album: T.O.S.
Come back here after listening to lap up your vomit.

onyinye2:
okay it didnt mention all of that. the guy can come up to me and be like[b] " Good afternoon miss, my name is "john". I noticed you walk pass me and was blinded with your beauty. [/b] and had to turn around and find out your name.

I'd be very surprised if u dont SLAP a guy that comes to u with such a weak line.
Blinded by your beauty?? Is this Shakespeare's??

StephenP:
You ladies are talking like you don't love the excitement that comes with a "bad" boy.

They do but expect em to pretend . . . . .This is why it's the internet.
Women dont want to be transparent. It will be a let down
A LovePeddler would act like a nun. . . .a nun would act like a LovePeddler.

onyinye2:
I hate when guys come up to me saying "what's up" and nod their head. that is so not a conversation starter with me. When you see me, greet me. i know yall parents told you to greet people when you see them. that includes me. ask about my day. complement me, but not so much that it comes off fake. don't do that lip licking thing i absolutely hate that. you have to come off respectful, like you want to get to know me as a person. you got to have swagger though. like you know you got it going on but not be arrogant about it. and whatever you do, don't look me up and down. it makes me feel like you are only wanting for sex. it might not be the case but that is how you are coming off.

This is what makes me laugh in women. . . . . . . . What are u trying to say??

Are u aware u will show different responses if a Hot guy and an ugly guy approach u in the same day??
With some guys, u are already interested 60% just looking at em.
With the other half, u are begging God to prevent the guy from opening his mouth to u.

Some men are just likeable and how they approach u is slightly insignificant in the frame of things.
Agreed??

The Sly:
What more can i say?
I Concur with eldee. . . . . . . .Le chac and debo jare!

Touche.

I am old enough to know women pretend more than a castrated chameleon.
Why should i be bovvered about the comments coming from the women here . . . .
Do u think i really expect y'all to say. . . . . . YES YES YES. . . . The bad attitude works for us?? Yea right!!!

Lemme add this. . . . When i mean women, i am talking about beautiful women not haggard hawks!!!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=146832.msg2447606#msg2447606 date=1214948232]You got the right idea there babes

but drop all that bad boy crap, it just doesnt fly [/quote]Bad boy is not sagging pants, starter caps, doo rags, baggy jeans and bandanas.
U don't have to put a stick of cigarette in your ears to be a bad boy. . . .  .Bad boy swagger comes with the attitude n the aura.
No swear words but a bad boy is acting like. . . . .Well, ma life doesnt depend on this union.
Body message reads: If u like me. . . . .Fyne, If u don't like me(Bleep U). . . . .There are many pebbles on the beach.

Uche2nna:
90% of the time with the kind of ladies u woo.  Onyinye comes to mind.

I am afraid u sounded like a complete slowpoke with your comment!!!!
This is why losers like u stay for a century without a babe. . . .bloody Arrow!!!!


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=146832.msg2447540#msg2447540 date=1214947031]Hannibal, works for some, not for most. For a cutie looking for a prince to rescue her, yes [/quote]It works for most and it has not failed me yet . . . . . . .
One thing u guys don't understand is a beatiful woman gets pleasantries from loser guys all the time.
"I like your eyes", "I like your face", "I like your legs" and reh reh reh. . . . .They have been hearing this same statement since age 13 so its boring.
When u have a go at em with the same bullshit. . . . . . .They see u as one of those. . . .
Now, if u go with something she hasn't seen before(not overly rude, not overly polite). . . . You are bound to spark an interest in her.
Thats the main secret. . . . . .even if she's engaged, she would give an arm to keep u as a friend.
End of.

StephenP:
well now to answer the question, if I'm about to approach a lady I like, I automatically turn on my bad boy attitude. Walk up to her, a little teasing here and there, flirt around with her, whisper some sweet nothings and then wander off (where she can see though) and talk to other females. Now she's wondering if I'm thinking of her and by doing that she's thinking of me. After a while, I go back to her and talk to her again, get her number. Then I call her later that night and briefly chat with her and make her feel me and what not. Then I won't call her again for 2 straight days just so that she really missed me and I apologize and schedule a "make-up" date.

You just hit the nail on it's head with that statement. . . . . . Thatz the way to get em.
If u go approaching her like a lamb. . . . You will be slaughtered.
The best way to get a babe that wants to front is to switch on the bad boy attitude. . . . . .It works 90% of the time.

debosky:
you berra hook up with redhotchicthat girl is a farting champion

Touche.

Her odourless, noiseless fartz!!!

RedHotChic:
Don't mind H Cannibal, he doesn't know that he can be played and played [/b]again in America.

Hannibal can't be played.
Look at the story very well. . . . .[b]They said that Parker must continue to pay $1,200 a month in child support because he had missed the one-year postdivorce deadline for filing his lawsuit

Trust me, Mr Parker was careless about the whole case. . . . Why would Hannibal wait more than a year to file post-divorce lawsuit??

RedHotChic:
man, that was on the news for a long time during the last year.

In Nigeria or where??

RedHotChic:
An American woman once cheated on her husband some years back, had a baby with her sex mate and when the husband discovered 2 years later, he divorced her on the grounds of adultery, but the judge is forcing him to pay support for the child he did not father. How fair is that judgment from your perspective? Bear it in mind that he must have bonded with the child and it's not the child's fault that her mother is an adulteress.

Where do u get all these shituations from??
Why would a judge force child support on a man that is not the biological father??
Can't he appeal and prove DNA and stuffs??  This is not feasible.

Radiant:
Good you've been in control so far. Keep it up or be ready for people like Wokeyim

Hahahahahahahahaha,
Wokeyim won't come near Hannibal.

Radiant:
Ermmm. . . you know how you men can be in that moment. Your d*** does the thinking at that point and she can take advantage of that. And besides, some women will not want to abort when they eventually get pregnant for that one dude but could if it happened with others.

J, cool down, when a woman is determined she is

I love the kinda person i am sha. . . . . . I don't get carried away.
Trust me, i am always in control of whatever situation i find meself . . . .For me to SKINDIVE any woman, she must have wife materialism in her.
So if she gets pregnant, the loss can't be catastrophic!!!

Granted, there are so many guys out there whose cocks do their thinking for em. . . .
However, the single most important factor still lies in the fact that the man is as responsible as the woman in the SHITuation.
So when a woman is determined she is?? Thanx again for these words of wisdom. . . I'd keep it in ma left hand so i dont lose it.

Radiant:
It's not really about judging here. It's just the whole idea of setting such a "trap" all in the name of marriage. Why would someone want to do that when the guy isn't willing to marry her? Don't forget who suffers at the end.

I don't even know how women set such traps. . . . .
Technically, i believe an act of unprotected sex must have been established before such traps can work. . .
If that is so, then a man is as responsible for falling into such traps as the woman setting it. . . . . .
Why shag a babe in SKINDIVE mode when u have no intentions whatsoever to marry her?? Thatz ma stand on it.

Now this is bad news. . . . .
When feminists come together like this, then we MEN should take cover.

@ Radiant,

What else can i say??
Thanks for the advice.

Chat2MeBac:
@topic
It's ok for all of us to pass judgement, since neither of us have been, thankfully, caught in such a situation. Life in itself is very strange, and we don't know what we will do, until we are in an compromising position, My 2cents,

WORD!!!!

I don't judge people on this kinda stuffs. . . . Different strokes for different folks.

Chat2MeBac:
@Hannibal, what is "dry sex", hmmmm, We never did that one jare,

Dry sex is basically just grinding with your clothes on still. No bodily fluids are exchanged and no STD/STIs can be transmitted.
Christian folks do this to suppress their sexual urges.

Radiant:
LMAO! Jack, I leave the ball for you

Ok. . . . . . . .I will give her your cellnumber so y'all can synchronise!!!
Take it easy on Wokeyim.

Radiant:
J, irresponsiblity will not be tolerated. Go attend to your farm

I am responsible but not ready to put any woman in the family way yet.
Tell her to keep her thighs locked for now.

akinalabi:
I can't believe you typed that.

I thought you would say since Torres scored the winning goal in
the final or Schweisteger and Ballack since they outshone Ronaldo
in the quater finals.

It would have taken a Maradona display at the Euros for anyone
to stand a chance alongside Ronaldo.

And we know such displays don't come all the time. . .

Seems u dunno these NLers . . . . .They change their positions about issues in 1 nano-sec.
Do u really think a maradona display at the Euros would have taken the awards from Ronaldo?? I don't think so.
This year belongs to him cos he has done what no player has done in recent times.

Check out all the awards he has won this year alone and tell me if Ballack(with his empty basket) could have matched that with European trophy!!
Where was the same Ballack in Moscow? Didn't he feature? What was his contribution??
Who else? Fabregas?? Arshavin?? or who??
Not even Messi can do anything before december cos no trophies will be awarded to his club/country in 2008.

Re: Is Age Same With Maturity?

Not necessarily.

Wokeyim:
Hi Radiant, am interested in being your friend!!
So tell me, what kind of friends do you do?

Leave Rad alone o. . . .
She has only one pal here and thatz ME!!!!
If u wanna be her friend. . . . .u should come through me.

Bamsyle:
@Hannibal
Em's a great rapper. But rating him above Nas Na, that ain't right at all. You see, this is really getting interesting, topic here was Nas V. Jay-Z, then the whole thang drifted off to Biggie V. Pac. Now, I can't even mention all those other names that suddenly appeared in this thread. For me 'neways, Em is tight but ain't nutin compared to Nas.

And really, I don't feel Fiddy so much like Hannibal does. Just a few tracks here and there. That can't be the future of rap for me. And who is? Let's just wait an' see

Maybe I don't have a list of the top ten ^{or whatever} rappers but looking through the names mentioned here so far, my A-Class rappers would always be Pac and Biggie. Then comes Nas. Then comes Em. They're just the best for me. These cats got the best use of rhymes, lyrics, wordplay, metaphors, vivid imageries, figurative expressions, name it. ^{They represent everything you're looking for in rap.}.

My ol' school are Rakim,  KRS-One, Big Daddy Kane, Kool G. Rap.

And lastly on my good rappers' list would come Ludacris (this guy's good), Jay-Z, Redman ("Da Goodness" is one of my best rap tracks ever), Mos' Def ("Oh No" - what a track!!!) Obie Trice, Lupe, DMX (in his prime), Xhibit, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Fiddy (some guys don't know - this is 50 Cent, not Diddy), Kanye West ^{and maybe I forgot some}.

And I'm not forcing all that down anyone's throat. It's MY OPINION.

We all have our preferences . . . . . .
Trust me, Nas' went off the boil after God's Son. . . . .Street Disciple and Hip Hop Is Dead weren't really as classic like anything Nas would do.
In those years, Eminem really showed a WHITE MAN can rap. . . . All his albums to date are Hip Hop classics.

I like Jigga, Redman, Meth, WU-family, Lost Boys, D12, Obie and many other rappers keeping it real.
Meanwhile, the new generation rappers have been shyte. . . .I can't spend a dime on MIMS or Lil Wayne or Soljah Boy.
Anyways, it feels good there are few hardcore rap fans in this section.

Chat2MeBac:
LOL, take it easy on my lawyer jare, I will be needing her to sue your ass if you think twice about leaving me with your baby for another woman, LOLOLOLOLOL,

Tell your lawyer to be realistic.
What if she was having some dry sex and love-vendor juice accidentally flows into her walls and she gets preggers. . . . .
Firstly, your lawyer is a deaconess in church. . . . . Would she abort or keep the baby??


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146840.msg2446216#msg2446216 date=1214930079]Oh please - in your case, I am 1000% confident that you would get me pregnant just to trap me in 2 minutes. Hannibal, stop lying to yourself. You know that's what you will do.[/quote]Me?? Get u pregnant within 2 minutes??
Go and modify. . . . . . Jackal ain't a 2-min man and i aint talking VIAGRA.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=146840.msg2446139#msg2446139 date=1214929312]@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me before we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out. [/quote]Stop lying jor. . . . . . .I am 100% confident u would use pregnancy to trap me in one night!!!!!

Chat2MeBac:
LOL, Now you know   , But be mindful, I have eyes and ears in places you don't know exist, erhmmmmmmm, on that note your 'gorgeous old-woman ( whom by the way have the s0-called young tongues ( 3 birth certificates, all bearing different DOB) ranting) " needs you ASAP, usual place.  

I like your style. . . .
Stroke a man's manliness, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.
Lest i forget, no skindiving . . . .

Wokeyim:
@ Chat2MeBac
You and Hannibal are the only ones making me happy i posted this thread. Please help me, i don't want to die of laughter, I haven't had dinner yet.

Seriously, 90% of the people condemning u here have done it or CAN DO it??
Different circumstances can lead anyone to do what he'd never thunk of doing . . . . . . . .

I read a book where a philosopher said every Human Being is a potential killer/criminal.
Situations force people to do things. . . .The only thing is one should pray one does not find him/herself in such ugly situations.
Desperate situations call for desperate actions. . . .End of!

Chat2MeBac:
Interesting topic, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess it depends on the individuals involved,

If I had become pregnant for my ex, I wouldn't have wanted him to marry me just based on that, I have my reasons, however, I Love Hannibal so much that I won't mind trapping him into marrying me by carrying his fertilized seeds

PRICELESS!!!!!!

Yea you have a point, However, I have already figured out Hannibal's everymove, I know when His sperm counts are at its highest, In other words, I know when and how to do what, So if I want to get preggers tonight for him, It ginne happen,

Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
So you are now a sperm doctor that knows the motility of a sperm. . . . . . . .
Thanx for the acknowledgement. I know what to do to snuff out your plans.

Offtopic, I don't want to get banned.

Parece niña es espantada.
Hable con usted mañana.

High off water??
Thats a first. . . . . . What kind of water is this?
Pam-wine??