₦airaland Forum

sistawoman:
By the strictest definition the answer is yes.

So u are saying all women are prostitutes??
Ya husband didn't spend time, cash and gifts before u agreed to marry him?

StephenP:
Preferably B

StephenP??
U like better thing o!!!!

Cristalz:
Now that's more reassuring

So what's your prediction tomorrow?

Cristalz:
Errrr.  .  .why does Berba look like hez running away from the ball? 

He was camera-shy at first!!!
Check this out now. . . . .

Cristalz:
Ohhh-kaay.   .   .confidence everywhere.  .  .lots of confidence everywhere.  .  .too much confidence everywhere?    I trust Fergie and this monster squad hez put up,but hey,this is still soccer. Shyte happens a lot,lol. Not saying we can't win this,but.  .  .guess its because i always get wary when confidence is oozing all around  

Good thing none of us here is playing tomorrow

Berba has admitted to having a slight case of nerves,y'know,this being his debut game and all. I just hope he takes a shot of tequila before kick-off.  .  .we need those nerves rock steady.

What has doyin13 done to deserve this ICU banishing na? Heard hez been released into the General ward tho,so expect him back here soon  

Don't worry about Berbatov's nerves. . . .Once he steps on the pitch, all his nervy bouts would disappear.

The pictures, Gaynners, Scousers and those fucking Chavs don't want to see. . . . .

nazzyon:
Thank God Torres and Gerrard will be playing tomorrow.

Now, no one will give excuses that we won because their point men are not in the match.

Let them use Crouch, Fowler, Cisse and Morientes. . . . .We would trounce them.

sistawoman:
Prostitution = the act or practice of engaging in promiscuous sexual relations especially for money

Selling her body is prostitution be it one time or 100 million times.

Then all the women in the world have prostituted at one point or the other IF WE STAND BY YOUR THEORY.

Boy meets Girl. . . . . . Boy impresses Girl with gifts, snacks and whatever. . . .
Girl thinks Boy is nice and they go to bed!!!
Is this prostitution?

sistawoman:
But isnt that prostitution?

How is it prostitution?
Is she on the street displaying her assets to all and sundry?? Hell Nah.
Her hymen is up for grabs on Ebay. . . . .Winner takes all.
It's a one-off thingy. . . . .65% of the women in the UK admitted having a one night stand AT LEAST ONCE!!!
Is that prostitution too??

It's better than selling drugs or prostitution.
Legal way to make good money. . . . . .Classic!!!
Many women lost their virginity to losers anyways so why not make quick bucks with their hymens.

chamotex:
Nani can't play because he is still suspended.

Nani has finished serving his suspension.
He was suspended for 3 league matches(Wigan{last season}, Newcastle and Portsmouth).
If Fergie forgives him for his immaturity in Monaco, he may START.
Luckily for him, he got 2 goals for Portugal in 2 games.

ndumart:
Doyin's actually in the intensive care unit and under strict surveillance. Doctors have advised that nobody visits him. Infact the doctors in charge of him have specifically warned that any information about Manchester United should not be relayed to doyin because that might spell doom. And i guess Nairaland ain't readyto lose anyone - not on account of Manchester United.

We want everyone to witness how we dominate the world.

ROFLMAO

ndumart:
@Hannibal
Doyin13 is presently on admission. He saw the killer squad, his BP flew drastically and he had a cardiac *****.

I hope he gets to watch tomorrow's match on a sick bed in his borough's NHS!!!
He is a doofus.

What's the shiznit in culture section?

AngelChick:
Thanks for all of the comments or advice this far!! There were a few questions that were asked and I would like to take this opporunity to answer a few of them. Firstly, I have had the chance to travel to Nigeria with him and to meet his family. To this day, I still speak to his sisters and whenever his mother comes to the city I speak with her as well. Secondly, I was born in Nigeria and came to the states when I was 19 years. Lastly, I need to make a correction to two other comments. I am not 2 months to the time that I am due to have the baby. I am only 5 months pregnant and also I didn't say that the brother of this girl is in Nigeria too, it was only my boyfriend that went. None the less, my main concern or goal now is to do what's best in order for me to take care of this baby. Whether he marries her or does not marry her is not my concern for now and I refuse to allow that to upset me to the point where I am unable to function or think about anything else. I don't see this as an end for me but I view it as something wonderful and amazing. I don't see it as me having a "baby daddy", I see it as me being blessed by God and having the ability to bring forth life. As far as child support is concerned, any man that has to be court ordered to take care of his child is not a man. I do not believe in the child support stuff and will do my best to care for my child on my own if he's not willing to do so. I firmly believe that karma is true and what goes around will eventually come around!!!

If he insists on marrying the bushmeat in Nigeria, please move the Bleep on.
Pay no attention to the HOLIER THAN THOU missuses here fronting like they never had sex before their wedding.
Shit happens and i feel your pain.
If there's any justice in the world, you will have the last laugh.

tkb417:
@Hannibal
That squad for Liverpool alone? chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fergie told journalists today that he is ready for the challenge.
He said Man Utd will be here today and forever no matter the challenge small rats like Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal throw at him.
Sending that Killa Squad to Anfield is to make a statement and send death signals to Wenger n Felipe "Gene Hackman" Scolari.
Where's Doyin13 who was bleating yesterday that Evra has no cover at LB??

Option A & B by an astronomical mile.
Curvy and Fat?? Highly unhealthy.

tkb417:
@dayokanu

go and listen to what Advocaat said about Bayern and United. United is 3 times better than Bayern when all our players are fit. Are you on drugs?
Player for player , lets start

VDS, Vidic, Rio, Hargo, Scholes, Berbatov, Rooney, CR7, Tevez are better than all those caricatures you have in your team

meanwhile, forget what happened in the past between United and Bayern, no team in the world can beat United home and away. Even if the rest of the european clubs contribute 11 players, they will never beat United home and away!!!

we have the best forwards in europe!!

Did you see Rooney against Croatia?
he was Toni, Klose , Poldi all merged into 1
Rooney is Klass, whenever hes ready to play

Where have u been, hombre??
The $64 million question is: BerbaSTART or BerbaSUB??

THE DEATH SQUAD traveling to Anfield: Edwin van der Sar, Kuszczak, Foster, Neville, Brown, R Da Silva, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evans, Evra, F Da Silva, Fletcher, O'Shea, Hargreaves, Carrick, Anderson, Scholes, Nani, Possebon, Gibson, Giggs, Rooney, Tevez, Berbatov, Welbeck.

Cristalz:
[center]Wenger warning over City antics[/center]

[url=http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=571318&sec=england&cc=3888[/i]]http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=571318&sec=england&cc=3888[/url]


Arsene Wenger is concerned with the diminishing role of managers following the influx of foreign owners into the Premier League and has has hit out at the new owners of Manchester City for not respecting the rules in pursuit of their new signings.

The Gunners' boss would not work under a director of football.
Manchester City's new owners splashed out a cool £32million to snatch Brazil international Robinho from under the noses of Chelsea - although that move was more than welcomed by Eastlands boss Mark Hughes.

Now they have set their sights on the likes of Manchester United superstar Cristiano Ronaldo and Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas.

The Gunners are understandably reluctant to part with their Spanish star, with Wenger blasting the transfer methods adopted by today's wealthy super clubs.

"The rules are there. Let's get them respected," he said.

"You cannot come out and say 'next week we pay £250,000 to Ronaldo and £135million' when a player has a contract with Manchester United.

"It's not possible or acceptable."

Wenger don dey fear   

Thanks AW for supporting Man Utd tho    the man seems to really admire United.  .  .i'm sure hez got an AIG jersey hanging in his closet 

Wenger would be very scared.
Cesc Fabregas have thrown down the gauntlet. . . . . He already told the pathetic club that if they don't win anything this season, it will be extremely difficult for him to stay at Arsenal. He is a young man and he wants to play for clubs with serious intentions of winning TITLES.

debosky:
Keep making noise about the 'strike force' - the same one that has only scored via Darren Fletcher all season  

Against Newcastle, No Rooney, Ronaldo, Nani and Berbatov
Against Pompey, No Ronaldo, Nani and Berbatov.
From now henceforth, we would have Nani, Berba, Tevez, Rooney, Ronaldo( ).
Unfortunately, Theo hasn't been able to rescue Arsenal's continuous RUN OF TROPHYLESS SEASONS.

bgees:
we hope it ends tomorrow.

Knock it off.
Y'all have a better chance of winning at OT than winning at Anfield.

presido1:
Keep on niggling and fizzling.
It seems theo's hatrick is a trophy for arsenal.

Spain's Euro 2008 victory was celebrated by Arsenal fans. . . . . .
When u have a long drought like Arsenal are doing, they would celebrate Togo's world cup qualification.
Buncha pathetic losers.

debosky:
Sounds like a great time to nick some points because I have this niggly feeling Liverpool MU will end 0-0.

You had niggly feeling Arsenal would win AT LEAST a trophy last season and they won Bleep ALL.
Liverpool-Man Utd to end 0-0 with the most potent forward line in Europe featuring??
The amount of bombs United would drop in Anfield tomorrow would be enough to wipe off the Emirates off the face of the earth.
You are having a laugh, mate!!!

Watching MUTV now. . . . . .

Hargreaves, Carrick, Giggs, JS Park ARE fit. . . . . . Blimey, Ronaldo could also travel with the team as he is 90% ready to go.
Ferguson says Ronaldo might feature against Villareal next week.
The strength of this team FRIGHTENS me.
United's rivals should lock their doors and shut their windows.

Gerrard n Torres have been passed FIT too.

dayokanu:
Rooney keep getting call ups because England is short of talents. Who do you expect Heskey, Crouch, Vassel or which other idiot.

I am looking forward to whipping Man Utd home and away again like we usually do.

This moronic epileptic goat is here again.
Hargreaves, Scholes and Carrick cannot play together in one team. . . . .
Are u not ashamed of yourself?
There's no team in the TOP 4 Bayern Munich can beat home/away or on a neutral ground.
Bayern is the most useless club in Europe.

debosky:
Why are you guys still shocked at Hannibal praising Anderson? I told you many weeks ago that Anderson is paying his school fees in London.

What choice does he have? Blow Anderson's trumpet or the money dries up and he goes back to gala selling at MMIA.

2 WORDS: YOU Arrow!!!!

eldee:
Another way is to go [b]4-0 [/b]down and then beg the refree for a consolation
At least that's what Gary Speed did to get into the Elite Club of OT Penalty Scorers

Keep hating European/English champions.
Are u now saying United won 10 league titles on the back of dodgy penalty decisions at OT??
When was the last time Arsenal lost a game at the Emirates. . . .They always have a way of having 8 mins added onto the regular time.
Buncha cheats.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2790952#msg2790952 date=1221222667]We shall see because the Law of Averages is always right you can't win or lose all the time[/quote]Law of Averages AGAINST Sir Alex Ferguson??
16 Premier League seasons. . . . .10 league titles in a league of 20 teams.
Are u sure u know what "average" means?/

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2790936#msg2790936 date=1221222513]@Hannibal
Dont even go there you guys got dodgy penalties and sending off's against every member of the big 4 last season the man in black is the 12th player for Utd especially at OT its an open secret.They don't call yall Ojorochester Utd for nothing[/quote]People foul United players a lot cos we have more Ballet dancers than any other team in Europe.
We have got Nani, Ronaldo, Giggs(Players that love running with the ball with outstanding step-overs).
Tell me Gallas didn't deserve to cop a RED CARD when he kicked Nani at OT.
Even Arsene Wenger complained about Nani's showboating. . . . . Hate us or love us. . . . .We are the CHAMPIONS.

eldee:
Oh no you didn't just talk about dodgy penalties??
Do you know who the last person to score a league penalty against Man Scum at Old Trafford was??

Muntari scored in March. . . .
A Roma player had one and shot over the bar in April.

Christino:
I'm now a LIVERPOOL fan.

From Bolton, to Boro, to Everton and now rivals Liverpool. I will stick with liverpool FOREVER. Not following Yakubu anymore, wish them well with Saha and the new prodigy. But I pitch my tent with liverpool now.

I welcome myself.

U are a Arrow(i remember u now).
Christino from the Riverside stadium.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2790769#msg2790769 date=1221220999]@Hannibal
Enough already the game is tomorrow why not save your trash talk for the post-game analysis.Who even told you Liverpool cannot buck the trend against yall sef [/quote]Liverpool can't do Bleep ALL.