₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
The main awards: Ballon D'Or is in December This is just for the Champions league

He would get there. . . . .
There's no footballer in the world that outperformed Ronaldo throughout last season.
He would win it with a landslide margin.
If u think Ballack, Podolski or Klose will get there, sleep and dream again.

@ Criz,

Advocaat has been massaging Ferguson's ego throughout the week.
He mentioned what i kept drilling into Dayo's deaf ears. . . . He said Ferguson is the greatest living manager in the solar system.
Dick Advocaat was the same manager that ended Bayern Munich's dreams last season by pulverising the Bavarians with 3 delicious goals.
Why didn't he mention Ottmar SHITzfeld??

Fellas. . . . .

Dont shoot me head!!!!
Arsenal should take this group. . . . .
Fernebache will bow down to ur crisp attacking football.
Porto?? U can't be serious. How many times have y'all beaten Porto in the past?
Dynamo Kiev?? They conceded 7 goals against Man Utd last season in both legs.

Cristalz:
Gosh!!! And Ronaldo has it all!!

European club footballer of the yearperfect icing to his alreay amazing cake

Dayokanu must be wanking with ANTIFREEZE mixed with gasoline watching Ronaldo nick the award!!!
Too bad he won't be playing tomorrow to send those Ruskies back to Kremlin.
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . I heard Arshavin is in the Zenit team. . . .
We should spank em anyways, Owen-Nani-Anderson traveled with the team.

@ Eldee,

Ya group is easy.
Arsenal should qualify without stress.
Y'all can afford to field Vela, Wilshere and Eboue and ur most decorated player,SILVESTRE

Cristalz:
Our opponents don't look so daunting. . .

@H
He deserves the win. The boi has tried abeg.
I love his answer to the ''whats your secret'' question that silly man asked him. Simply ''Work''.

Like the man expected him to say ''i drink some portuguese concotion my momma made for me''

More like i shag Brazilian whores every weekend.

I like his shirt though. . . . . .Classier than all those moronic Chelsea players.
How can Terry, Lampard and Petr Cech win UEFA awards??
It's so undeserving.  I'd rather Cesc Fabregas(6 goal scoring midfielder) win it than moronic Frank Lampard.
His fluke goal in the final musta made Platini reach orgasm.

RONALDO wins FINALLY!!!!!

Can u see the relief on his face??
He musta cracked his knucles when he saw Drogba, Messi and Torres as nominees.
The English Premiership has dominated these awards a jot too much, abeg.
This is more or less PFA awards.

Aalborg FC completing our group.
Man Utd, Villareal and Celtic??
We should qualify in this group with relative ease.
The only problem is the timing. . . . . . .We play Villareal between the game against Liverpool(away) and Chelsea(away).
Ferguson must be cussing his luck.

Man Utd, Villareal and Celtic AGAIN!!!
Is this a bloody joke??
Are these wanksters alright at all?

If Ronaldo does not WIN this one and the overall player of the season . . . . . .then i would stop watching soccer.
Eusebio to present the award.
Surely now. . . . Ronaldo should win this.

@ Cristalz,

So u are saying Terry was better than Rio/Vidic?
Our defence did not concede useless goals. . . . .we didn't lose any match.
Besides, we conceded just one goal in OT throughout the competition.

Lampard as the best midfielder when Essien plays for Chelsea!!!!
This is so dodgy.
Roman Abrahamovic or Felipe Scolari sleeps in Michel Platini's bed.

Lampard wins the UEFA midfielder of the year!!!!!

Are these bastards serious at all??
Na Chelsea win Champions league??

Arsenal and Porto in the same group??
U guys are always lucky.
Is Platini shagging Wenger or vice versa??

Roman Abrahamovic has used his magic wand again.
How can Terry and Petr Cech be UEFA's defender/goalie respectively.
This is so fake. . . . . Michel Platini is an asswax.

FUCKING HELL . . . . . . . . 

JOHN TERRY is UEFA's defender of the YEAR??
What the Bleep is this all about??
John Terry?? How many matches did he play?
Was Terry better than Rio/Vidic??

Villareal in Man Utd's group. . . . . . .Cheese n Rice!!!!!

[size=16pt] UEFA DRAWS ARE ON [/size]


Petr Cech is the UEFA goalkeeper of the year AGAIN!!!!
Roman Abrahamovic's money has worked again. . . .
Are we talking about the same Cech that fumbled Ryan Babel's 80 yard shot??

Man Utd is in GROUP E

Chelsea is in GROUP A

Liverpool is in GROUP D

Arsenal is in GROUP G.

CodeRED:
It was never my intention to make Her head swell dear. I have something else in mind that I want to swell . So make sure you consumate the marriage the same day o. I want god children

Consumate what??
I am confident ma seeds would swim backwards to where they spurted from instead of swimming upstream.
With all the farticles in DeepZone's system?? ?? Even Mike Tyson will find it hard to keep an erection.

CodeRED:
No WAy love.  I am telling you sistren. What Hanni packs will make your womb go "zoom zoom zoom" The guy is just BLESSED ,

Seriously, don't make DeepZone's head swell for the fun of it.
She is suffering from PSAS(permanent sexual arousal syndrome).
Words like these make her reach orgasm at the speed of light!!!

P.S. Is there a way i can pull out of this arrangement. . . . .I think SLY deserves DeepZone.
SLY's nostrils are insensitive. . . .He cannot smell anything even if it's DeepZone's shit so no hazards!!!

DeepZone:
How can you bring all these classy women above near a sexual predator like Hannibal? You want to send him back to Brixton prisons where he celebrated his 45th birthday last year?

Don't u think u should worry more about the concentrated hydrogen-sulphide in your farts??
I just hope u wont send this classy bridal train to their early graves.

Pataki:
Deepzone is not the kind I can step my royal being to and engage in anything pertaining to her farting potentials. I am not ready to be suffocated with her Ebola fartings.

All the guests shall wear oxygen masks.
Ignore the precaution at your own peril.

@ CodeRED,

What are we doing to protect the guests from Deepzone's putrescent farts??
MANSLAUGHTERING is on the cards if we don't protect the guests.

CodeRED:
J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard what ah bashment this ginne be oo

This list is dodgy.
SLY, ELDEE and TKB plus Playa Pataki as groomsmen??
U wanna burn the Church??  

DeepZone:
@CodeRed,
Why not start the wedding planning from getting a penile pump for hannibal?

Nah. . . . . .Lets deal with ur contagious craw-craw first.

DeepZone:
DeepZone ponders why on earth Celestine babayaro should fly thousand miles to engage with her in the US when she's not a marriage material according to testicleLESS Hannibal, I see an element of jealousy here but why? I've told this dude before that he's not "UP TO". My undies will remain a mirage to you as long as you LIVE.

Of course, your undies will remain a mirage as they were bought in stacks from Yaba Market.
You are the biggest buyer of used undies in Nigeria. . . . . .Heard through the grapevine u have never owned a branded french knickers.
It's so appaling that u choose to wear undies pulled off casualties of war in Rwanda, Congo and Freetown.
The state of ur nether region will be unspeakable.

@ CodeRED,

Is it possible one gets a coochie transplant for DeepZone??

Queenisha:
na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about[i] Deepnishameka[/i]
Deeptina nko?

I mean, she can still be deepni for short

Cheese n Rice!!!!
DeepZone is not a marriage material. . . . . . You guys should stop massaging her ego.
She farts n burps with her loud ass mouth/wrinkled butt.
Pataki is trying to register her for London 2012 games for Farting(new sport to be added in the next Olympic).

DeepZone:
You don't want any of them? Funmi is hissing and farting at the same time, It's not as if this loud mouth has better options.

The same farts n burps that have wrecked 6 different marriages of yours??
At this rate u would marry ur bingo cos no man would settle with a dirty asswipe like you.

CodeRED:
@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone
I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

DeepZone is for Pataki. . . . . .She loves Pataki with all her heart.
Heard through the grapevine that they might walk the aisle before January next year.

CodeRED:
Make sure it's not ONLY your hands, but your feet, head, tongue, fingers, elbows,

Everything about me is CRISP!!!
No blemish at all. . . . . . I am just a cowboy trying not to fall off me horse.

ifyalways:
@Hannibal,
my hmmn was in reply to the info u just dropped about the okochas.
am still hmmmn-ing

It's an OPEN SECRET.
Anyways, how are those babes in ur village??
I am still flying down with ma mates in september. . . . . .I hope u have arranged everything plus the traditional wrestling with the locals!!

DeepZone:
Your greatest enemy in this life is your big mouth. roaster like you claiming he plays pentagroundnut with boobs and kitten. Who dash monkey? I'll hook you up to one of Fela's wives.

Fela's wives?? U must be brain dead.

CodeRED:
Ok o. If you say so. However, I am asking Olga and TT to keep a close eye on your ass. . EVen your trips to the loo would be closely monitored

Ma hands are squeaky clean!!!

DeepZone:
The question is, will a groundnut seller even agree to marry you how much less a celebrity?

Groundnut seller??
If i can play pentagrams with the vaginas of women in your category. . .Groundnut sellers are not even considered, let alone be on me radar.

Pataki:
@ Hannibal,

Prostitution weird?

So far she gets her meet met, who cares?

Yea. . . .
Whoring is weird cos i keep asking meself. . . . . . .Why would any man pay for SEX?
Would u pay for a handshake or a hug??
Seriously, there are more than enough women willing to go ALL THE WAY so whatz the point in paying to shag??

CodeRED:
Ok o. Nothing is wrong with "finding out" about the world around you. Knowledge is power. , So tell me, you are curiously soliciting information on prostitution for a project or what?

Project?? Nah.
I ain't writing any thesis on whores. . . . . .I just try to know why women choose the profession as a way of living.
It's kinda weird.

erhmm, BTW where is Playa playa Pataki??

He is on a bootycall talking to Amanda.

Pataki:
@ Hannibal,
Prostitution is a legal job. I thought you knew that. You should come around sometime soon and donate some Euros to the tax system here. Just might get lucky to get a good wifey than those west endz babez.

Nah. . . . . . . . .I am allergic to hoodratz!!!
The ones i see in SOHO are enough to make me go blind. . . .

@ Ifyalways,

Whats hmmmm??  

CodeRED:
@Hannibal and Pataki,
You two "yeyes" seem to know quite a lot about prostitutes. erhmmmm, is there something you guys need to tell your aunty?

I try me best to understand the world around me.
No knowledge is lost.

Pataki:


You want me to spit it all out innit?

Remember prostitutes pay tax here. So they know all the tricks too.

Prostitutes pay taxes in Amsterdam??
Pataki, u need to change ur base. . . . . . I cannot imagine sleeping and waking everyday to see hoodratz.
How are prayers answered in that country?

@ Pataki,

How do u knw the Benin babe is a trick??
Looks can be deceptive, isn't it?

@ Pataki,

These tricks are more exposed to good men.
Good gurls stay at home doing domestic chores while the tricks are in the clubs or bachelor's eve seeking good men.
They go out for what they want. . . . .No games, no pretence.
By law of average, they are bound to nail good men.
Afterall, Okocha's Nkechi was a resident LovePeddler in UNILAG before she met Jay-Jay.

Prostitutes are on top of their game.
All they have to do is to appear nice in public and turn ON the heat in the bedroom.
Oblivious responsible men meet these tricks and they get played and entrapped.
Big up to all em whores!!!

The Sly:
You can never spot me. . . . . .No matter how hard you try.
Even if you have crystal ball. . . . . . . You are bound to fail.

SLY! SLY!! SLY!!!