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justkunmi:
is Berba signing already?
We should put an end to this hide and seek game and sign someone already. .
last week running,

Ferguson should sign Berbatov this week.
Juande Ramos held talks with Berba-SULK last night and he has belatedly come into the conclusion that the striker wants a move to OT.
It is now left to Mr. Levy to cut the chase and sell to us for 25 milla.
Should United get anutha striker before he makes that decision, it would be catastrophic for Tottenham Hotspurs.
No matter how u look at it, Fergie holds the 4 aces.

@ Wormedup,

Shut your beer-drinking mouth before i whack ur cheeks.

Is Ronaldo your conventional midfielder??
Go and check his stats last season and check the number of assists or crosses he made in the whole season.
Rooney stays more on the flanks than Ronaldo does. . . . .
Fergie gives him a free role to drift everywhere so knock out Ronaldo's goals.
Besides, he is not a central midfielder like Lampard-Gerrard.

@ Debosky,

Why are u guys moaning like puppies lacking breast-milk. . . .
It's still early days. . . . . .Would Arsenal stay in their current position on the league table come december?? HELL NO.
Why are y'all Gaynners fidgeting and blaming Arsene. . . . .Teams are not settled yet and they won't be until october.
For now, it's just handbags. . . . . As long as u can stay within 5 points of the league leaders. . . . Things would shape out fyne.

[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=17491.msg2702331#msg2702331 date=1219618072]let me put it this way, should robinho leave for chelsea or arsenal(in my dreams) Ronaldo would DEFINATELY switch to madrid. honestly, Ronaldo refused to move to madrid because their are lot of big name "wide players" robben, sneijder, and now van der vaart and also their formation does not suit him, because madrid do have a target man (nistelrooy) and raul just dropping off him. so ronaldo might not really enjoy his football there, barcelona would have a perfect destination. so hannibal your are right he might stay next season but he would definately leave after the world cup. it would be good for him[/quote]This is so NOT about Robinho or Nistelrooy. . . . . . .Do u really think Madrid would put a 70 milla player on the bench? No way!!!
If Ronaldo moves to Real Madrid, players would sit on the bench for him and not vice versa.
The only reason Madrid is holding on to Robinho is because they won't be getting Cristiano for a long while.

Fergie is just being a stubborn manager.
Berbatov will transfer his sulking to OT and ruin the dressing room.
His transfer saga is the reason why Tottenham have lost all their league games.


[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=17491.msg2702252#msg2702252 date=1219616490]i'm absolutely correct. LFS had four target in mind when he was appointed, kaka, robinho. deco, and bosingwa. yes you are right Ronaldo cannot look into fergies eyes and say he wants to leave, so they had to agree that ronaldo should stay for at least a season so that fergie can start to prepare for his depature, he ronaldo clearly stated (in a portuguis media) late july that he would speak to fergie and tell him what he wants(going to madrid) and listen to what fergie would say(ronaldo should remain) and then they would reach a compromise, whether he leaves this season ar next will only be determined after their brief meeting. so hannibal fergie only did a damge control while preparing for the loss of ronaldo.[/quote]Forget LFS. . . . . . .He has no business in this saga!

This was between Ronaldo, Man Utd and Real Madrid.
With 4 years left on Ronaldo's contract, it was a huge task for Real Madrid to prise Ronaldo away from OT.
Do u really believe Real Madrid could cough out 70 million quid? They don't have such money. . . .Financially, they are midgets these days.
Trust me, Fergie will hold on to Ronaldo for more than one season. I am 100% confident of that.

[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=17491.msg2702156#msg2702156 date=1219615235]he only stayed for two reasons;
1 - inorder to recover fully from his surgery, because going to madrid at this stage will bring a lot of pressure on him and secondly because chelsea refused to meet the asking price for Robinho and on the other man had no replacement for him. thats why they are trying all possible best to buy berbatov who would upfront with rooney, tevez, nani supporting him behind. just watch RONALDO would be leaving for madrid next summer.[/quote]You are extremely inaccurate!!!!

Real Madrid wanted to buy Ronaldo before even thinking of selling Robinho.
Besides, they were ready to keep the two of em. . . . . .Ronaldo stayed because he could never look Fergie in the eye and demand a move.
All the comments he made regarding a move to Real Madrid was when he wasn't in Manchester.
The issue of his contract was another obstacle. . . . .Real Madrid don't have 70 million pounds to pay for Ronaldo.
Ronaldo would stay more than one season before he finally departs. . . . . .I am 100% confident of that.

Ronaldo to score own goalz?? No way!!!
He wants to stay with the Champions so forget all that.

Berbatov is not what we need. . . . . . We should cut the romance.
There are better strikers in Europe.

nateevs:
Break SB record? You are kidding right . .
I tell you what . . . The transfer window is still open you can still get Kaka, Berbatov and Diego. You'l need all the help you can get. .

Kaka, Diego and Berbatov??
Did we need this high calibre of players to spank y'all in Moscow??
We won the European double without these prima donnas so be rest assured we would spank y'all if we have to.
Pompey?? Rooney-Tevez-Anderson-Hargreaves-Brazilian twins??
2-0 win.

@ Seun, The match is at 8pm.
UK and Nigeria have the same time difference in the summer.

I just wish Juande Ramos can stand his ground like Fergie stood off Real Madrid.
How can a player under contract earning wages weekly say he is not in a good frame of mind to play in the SECOND game of the season?
It's absolute nonsense.
Heard Ramos is holding a meeting with him tonight.

@ Onyinye2,

Awoof runs the belly.
Accepting that suya could have been the reason why Naija was hit by a plague of ill-lucks during the game.

Seriously, all these developed countries are more concerned about their athletes than the others.
The Britz seek their athletes whether they come 1st or last . .People here are more concerned about the progress of da GB team not Malaysia.
Although, Americans overpush the envelope!!!

Ahh it was a sad and exciting time at Finger Licking. The place was packed. I mean it was so stuffed in their. And this one guy came in there buying folk suya and i was having a ball. But when that Maria boy made a goal. . . . Oh lawdy lawdy, watch grown men fall on the floor. They were cursing in Yoruba and igbo. And i was like "damn". it was bitter sweet.

Pumbaa, u took free suya??
Cheese n Rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did u choke when Di Maria scored?

@ Onyinye2,

I understand.
Letz hope American athletes adapt to the drug-free kizzack.

Chill a min, did u find your way to FINGER LICKING on friday?
I am sure loadz of peops musta died of hypertension when Leo Messi worked his mojo.

@ Joe b,

That picture may be fake but that might happen before tuesday.
Berbatov told Juande Ramos he aint in the mood to play for em yesterday. . . . .
It's clear the dude is fed up and wants to move to OT.

@ Presido1,

Hannibal is caucasian.
Lithuanian nobility(paternal) + Italian nobility(maternal).

@ Onyinye2,

This is the list of American athletes caught doping in the last 5 years.

Looking at USADA’s list of 26 USA athletes/coaches suspended over the last 5 years (‘04-‘08) for serious doping offenses (2 or more years), here is what I found.
Note, suspensions of 1 year or less were not included here because they nearly all involve supplement contamination, not having proper approval for a medication, or use of a non-performance enhancing drug like cannabis.

18 TRACK (11 males, 7 females)
• 15 sprinters (Marion Jones ‘07, LaTasha Jenkins ’06, Justin Gatlin ’06, John Capel ’06, Tim Montgomery ’05, Chryste Gaines ’05, Larry Wade ’05, Michelle Collins ‘04, Jerome Young ‘04, Calvin Harrison ’04, Alvin Harrision’04, Kelli White ‘04, Torri Edwards ’04, Mickey Grimes ’04, Antonio Pettigrew ’08 – for doping in ’97-‘01)
• 2 sprint coaches (Trevor Graham ’08, Remi Korchemny ’07)
• 1 mid-distance runner (Regina Jacobs ’04, coach was Tom Craig)

6 FIELD (4 males, 2 females) <--- 5 throws & 1 jumps
• 3 hammer (Scott Boothby ’06, John McEwen ’04, Melissa Price ‘04)
• 1 shot (Kevin Toth ‘04)
• 1 Javelin - Serene Ross ’06)
• 1 LJ/TJ (Erick Walder ’05)

2 ROAD RACES (1 male, 1 female)
• 2 Marathoners (Eddy Hellebuyck ‘04, Deeja Youngquist ’05)

It's a nation of dope-heads.
At this rate, i am willing to bet George Bush takes THG.
Pumbaa, take a chill pill and relax. . . . . . I can't be bovvered if anyone is American or from the pits of HELL.
What your nationality EATS don't make me SHIT.

@ Onyinye2,

Americans are generally daft in whatever way u wanna look at it.
They have the most clueless set of people in the world. . . . Most of em don't even know there are other countries apart from the USA.
Tell me u dunno many Americans see Africa as one country.  Anyways, thats anutha story.

U should see how the Brits laughed their butts off when y'all athletes were dropping batons like peops suffering from Parkinsons.
All ya so-called world records in the sprints were erased by a tiny island known as Jamaica.
Besides, who are the greatest cheats in the history of the Olympic games. . . . .AMERICA.
U have more dope-heads than St. Andrews correctional facility.

@ Everyone,

Leave Onyinye2 alone. . . .PLEASE.
If she says she is American . . . . AMEN!!!!!
I dunno why this sweet discussion would spiral down to character assassination.
She is American and i am Chinese and y'all are Nigerians(with no GOLD MEDALS)

@ Onyinye,

America have more athletes than the whole GB Team and have more teeming population who are into sports so its natural for em to do better.
Trust me, GB is just 58 million in population compared to you guys of 300 million.
This is no rocket science. . . . .America should be doing better.
I compared y'all to Nigeria because Naija was pathetic in the games too. . . .
If Kenya could cop 5 GOLD and Ethiopia could clinch 4 gold medals, i see no reason why Nigeria couldn't clinch 7-8 GOLD medals.
Something is wrong somewhere but in all honesty, America are not perfect and should eat the humble pie solemnly.
The Chinese folks deserve the credits.

@ Savanaha,

They see emselves too GREAT to bow down when defeat stares at em in the face.
The We-are-better-than-everyone-else mentality is their greatest undoing.

@ Nateevs,

What happened to the Samba stylee y'all were displaying last weekend.
You guys are lucky Wigan couldn't convert tonnes of their golden chances.
Petr Cech saved y'all butts or else. . . . . . . . . . . .
Now i know the battle of the bridge swings towards Man Utd.
I am confident Chelsea's long unbeated run at SB would come to an END this season.
The oracle has spoken.

Team USA should just shut their mouthz and bow their dope-heads in shame.
In ma opinion, it was a poor outing for the Americans this term.
Countries like Jamaica, Great Britain, Kenya, Ethiopia all did better than the Americans.
With the population and the total number of games Americans compete for. . . . . .They should be doing a tad better.
In me opinion, USA and Nigeria underperformed.

Bayern Munich(Hollywood FC) drew their 2nd game again!!!!!

Thanx to the new signing Tim Borowski who saved Bayern's blushes for the 2nd time this new season.
Although, the plonkers were reduced to 10 men after Van Bommel saw RED but it was still an insipid display from Bayern.
Hoffenheim are now the league leaders after taking the maximum 6 points with Bayern Munich copping 2 points.
Would Klinsmann get sacked like General Shitzfeld??

@ Debosky,

Ibime is confuzzled . . . . . . .He now dines with Dayokanu thus the sheer hatred of British stuffs.

One thing SKYSPORTS have over any other TV channel is their PACKAGING.
Which GRANDSLAM SUNDAY was the one where they made Mourinho and Ferguson in cowboy gear fighting for a town in Mexico.
Imagine Mourinho and Fergie in a gun-fight. . . . . .The last GRANDSLAM in April(Man Utd vs Arsenal at OT).
It was Ferguson as Don Corleone and Wenger as the new Mafian Boss trying to unseat Fergie's territorial powers.
How they make those things is awesome. . . . . . .SKYSPORTS till the 2nd coming. . . . .

Andy Gray is not pro-Man Utd. . . . . He just comments on what he sees week in week out.
Afterall, he has predicted Chelsea would win the league this season even before the ball was kicked.
He is the most brilliant pundit @ SKYSPORTS. . . . Paul Merson, Phil Thompson are just commentators on SPORTS on Gillette Soccer saturday.
They are not what u can call football analysts.

Neil Curtis still spews better Martin Samuel.
Martin is too fat to make any sense. . . .He doesn't charm the audience like Andy Gray and Martin Tyler.
Go to SKYSPORTS.COM and get the recap of SUNDAY SUPPLEMENT and watch Neil Curtis slug it out with Martin Samuel.
Oooops. . . . .It's 6.30 pm. . . . .Time to listen to ANDY GRAY on the Telly.

@ Ibime,

You are making a huge mistake of comparing football journalists to soccer pundits. . . . . . .

Andy Gray is not a journalist. . . . He analyses and he is by far the best TV analyst in the UK.
If u don't believe me. . . . . watch THE LAST WORD every sunday @ SSN and watch Andy Gray dissect the English Football like a surgeon.
You want to compare him to the slow talker and fat, heavy bearded twit called Martin Samuel??
I watch THE SUPPLEMENT every sunday on SSN where all these sports journalists come together and discuss. . . .Martin Samuel spews crap.

Martin Samuel is a resident Arrow . . . . . Who reckons with the fat bastard?
You have pundits like Andy Gray, Martin Tyler, Patrick Barclay . . . even Neil Curtis is a better football analyst.
Gerrard is by far the better player. . . . .passing, leadership, defending, speed, crossing ability, versatility and stamina.
Apart from Wayne Rooney. . . . . .He is by far England's most gifted player.
Frank Lampard(over-hyped) and made to look good playing alongside Makelele, Essien and all em work-horses at Chelsea.

This is photo-shop. . . . .Berbatov is still in Tottenham.

I saw the Manucho news on SSN but Man Utd is yet to confirm the story.
Maybe they are waiting for the paperwork to come through.
Fergie might present Berbatov/Manucho on Tuesday.

Actually I do not know how statistics show that Lamps is a better player for england than gerrard is . . .
I am talking from what I see. .
I watch every england game . . and when Lamps features, he is always a complete shadow of himself as opposed to a chelsea performance. .
Gerrard is the only player recent history that is always played out of position when playing for engalnd. .


Lamps has 62 appearances and 14 goals for england . .
Gerrard 68 apps and 13 goals. .

Even though Lamps joined the team before Gerrard, gerrard matches his goals record, though in more apps.
I do not see how the stats back that Lamps is a better england player than Gerrard.

Goals are not the TRUE TEST of comparing midfielders, stop arguing like an amateur.
The key indices are interceptions, assists, tackles won  and key passes.
How can Lampard be better than Gerrard, Are u guys on cheap spliffs??
By your calculations, Lescott was better than Terry-Vidic-Rio because he scored more goals than them last season.
How moronic??

These Wigan players are pathetic.
How many chances do these plonkers need to score a goal.
They have outthunk, outplayed and outclassed Chelsea but they are just wanking about the whole pitch.
Buncha piss-pantz.

CodeRED:
You can't be serious, "ah doe war no one min man", One min and your ass is going through the door. You think I am going to shop at VS, light up my room with those Henri Bendel candles, ONLY to have some goat come waste my sweat for one min? I will post his ass on Youtube . The ONLY thing that should be in his head at that pointing time, is how to make me speak in tongues.

60 secs should be enuff. . . . . . .
Why waste so much energy on that when canoodling n other incentives make women feel even better.
Take 60 secs and get loads of cuddling.

CodeRED:
LOL, So what use is the tolo, if the owner has NO stamina? C'mon, that would be like expecting Beyounce to date Pee Wee Herman now ,

Tolo without stamina??
U should understand men have enuff to sort in their heads than stamina.
One min should be enuff for y'all lasses, no??

CodeRED:
Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

Cheese n Rice!!!!!!

Workable tolo and loads of stamina??
Ain't u asking too much from the menfolk

Words don't faze me. . . . . . .

Queenisha:
OSANOBUA!!!!!!!!!!
is that why you're so angry
and now taking it out on innocent nairalanders _{like funmi}

Anger?? Not in me bloodstream.
Hotfunmi?? She is just a Arrow. What we do is just tongue-in-cheek.
Nuthing serious.

Besides, i didn't let their catcalls and rough-handling get to me.
I kept me eyes on the ball and i understood their aggression.
Their kizzacks had NO EFFECT on me.