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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by Hannibal: 10:15pm On Aug 27, 2008
U guys should sell Berbatov before the window shuts down.
Why are u stressing Man Utd up with this transfer?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 10:04pm On Aug 27, 2008
joe b:
Hanni thats too much huh huh
U reckon?

Anyways, when is Ferguson signing a striker?
At this point. . . . . I'd rather we sign Berbatov. He is better than signing no one.
Is he worth the 28 million Spurs want us to pay?? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 9:42pm On Aug 27, 2008
HNIC:
The boo boys have stopped.
Shouts of Adebayor rent the air as he comes on for Mr miss it RVP
Whatz wrong with modern strikers?
All of em now miss begging chances i would bury with ma eyes closed.
U need to see how Torres and Keane have been useless at Anfield.
Should Liege get a goal now. . . . .Liverpool will be out of the UCL.

I have left ur game alone. . . . . . .Too easy for the Gunners. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2008
Walcott!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a goal!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 9:02pm On Aug 27, 2008
chamotex:
Hannibal, why u dey waste your time sef

let the haterz keep hating . . . . they 've been hating for the past 2 seasons and what happened? grin
There's a saying that goes. . . .SILENCE is the best answer for a fool!!!
Dayo's foolishness is so deep silence won't work for him so lemme take him HEAD ON and school him wella.
How can anyone with half-a-brain compare Bayern or any striker in their outfit to Wayne Rooney??

Cristalz:
Dayo,e don do o. Nuff said. Go cheer Arsenal against Twente grin

Hannibal,conserve your ammo, remember? wink

Y'all are on every major thread on this forum shocked
Dayo has no team he supports(Bayern Munich cannot even be considered as a good team these days).
He is so frustrated and this is why he foams in the mouth like an epileptic manie. tongue cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:58pm On Aug 27, 2008
@ HNIC,

The misses are becoming a joke.
Dr Kitaun has been vindicated, i must confess.
Adebayor is ur best striker AT THE MOMENT. . . . . . Van Persie's miss will make the MISS OF THE SEASON.
Walcott should have scored but decided to be unselfish. . . .squares to Van Persie with the goalie out, and he still shot wide.

Arsenal shoulda scored 10 goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 8:55pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
Just like Fletcher and O'shea,

Was he a key member?

Ronaldo, Vidic, Evra, VDS, Scholes, hargreaves , Ferdinand, Even Brown and Giggs were better than Shrek
Was Rooney a key member in Man Utd??
Look at this dolt suffering from a mid-life crisis. . . . . .Rooney bagged 4 goals last season.
If he wasn't a key member, how did UEFA nominate him leaving Giggs, Brown, Evra and Hargreaves??
Dayokanu, give up and stop smoking ur pubic hair. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Hannibal: 8:52pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
I said that before the match with barca, Go and check Man Utd has never done it to a former winner before last year. All my comments were before last semi finals.
Go and sit down. . . . . .Your comments are largely vacuous on this forum.
No one takes ur bleatings seriously.
Bayern Munich is on a lower pedestal to all the clubs going for Champions League in England.
How i wish Bayern gets drawn to United's group or Arsenal's. . . . . .Your asses would be exposed humongously.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:50pm On Aug 27, 2008
That should be the miss of the season. . . . .
Before Van Persie's incident. . . . .Bendtner was also a donkey.
With acres of space ahead of him in the box, he mis-controlled a good pass and lost the ball.
Walcott, Bendtner and Van Persie(lately) are not Arsenal quality.
If Ade gets crocked for 3 months. . . . .Arsenal will drop out of the top 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:44pm On Aug 27, 2008
Van Persie should be sold to Sunderland. . . .
What a MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An open net, he waited n waited n waited and shot wide.
Gosh. . . . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2008
Wayne Rooney has won the EPL twice and one Champions league title.
For a player of 22, thats one helluva achievement.
Michael Ballack is still scheming to win of those so shut ur traps.
U wanna compare UCL to a pathetic competition like Euro 2008?? Are u an idiot??
UCL that have showcased talents like Messi, Ronaldinho, Batistuta, Romario et al??
I think spermflakes has occupied where ur brain cells used to be.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Hannibal: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
If you can't reason ask someone to do it for you its called outsourcing. tongue tongue tongue tongue

I said Man Utd has never beaten a UCL winner in the last 8 years in the knockout stage.

How would I forget them beating Juve and Inter in 1999 knockout stage.
Outsourcing ma foot. . . . . .
U said Ferguson only have 2UCL titles in 22 years. . . . U always say that so don't mask ur stupidity with a duct tape.
Man Utd thrashed Barcelona last season(are they not UCL winners in 2006)?
Must u display your asinine comments for all n sundry to know you are one helluva slowpoke??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:28pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
van Buyten did same.
The most important goals for Man utd last season UCL were scored by Ronaldo, tevez and Schole.(Sinking barca)
You are still opening ur mouth, u cunt!!!
The goal Wazza scored at OT against Roma in the group game gave us 3 precious points. . . . .
It was a very tight game and was heading for a draw until Wazza conjured his magic.
He scored again in Rome after Ronaldo's 1st goal to seal the tie which allowed Fergie to rest his big guns in the 2nd leg at OT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 8:25pm On Aug 27, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

You are still an idiot at 35. . . .SHAMEFUL!!!
Where did i say Henry scored one goal at the World Cup?
All i said was Henry has only scored once from Zidane's numerous slide rule passes to him. . . .Are u genetically insane??
Does this run in the pedigree?? grin cheesy

Only an idiot would compare Podolski/Klose playing in a GRADE B league to Wayne Rooney who plays for the EPL.
UEFA came out with a 20-man list of the best players in the best club competition in the world.
17 players came from the Premiership and Rooney was shortlisted.
Where is Podoloski and Klose on this list?? Prolly lounging in a motel in Berlin having their balls sucked by Dayokanu.

Wazza scored 4 goals in the last UCL campaign and you are here saying he is a failure. . . . .
Ballack(Germany's best player) would fast and pray to win a UCL medal.
As per Henry, he is a zero for France. . . . . .I have drawn a list of the strikers leading their countries goal haul.
Rasheed Yekini of Nigeria has got a better goal ratio than Henry. . . . .What have u got to say about that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Hannibal: 8:17pm On Aug 27, 2008
ROI part of Britain is the biggest goof anyone can make.
You said that in a football argument citing the fact that Britain have found love with Italian managers.
If that aint a football gist then nuthing is. . . . .

Again, u mentioned the fact that Ferguson has only won 2 UCLs in 22 years.
Your distorted brain forgot to decipher British clubs were banned in the 80s for 5 years in Europe so how did u arrive at 22 years??
You never even knew Ferguson won European cup in 1990 beating Barcelona(yet u kept bawling like a bastard that United don't beat quality teams).

What about your goof that Rooney didn't score a goal that won 3 points for Man Utd last season in Europe??
Should i go on with your chain of goofs or should i just stop and assume u are a pillock?
Go learn more about football in Europe. . . . .You are unbelievably shallow to even debate with ma pet dog.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 8:06pm On Aug 27, 2008
Wordsmith:
ROFLMAO @ Hannibal! O' boy, take am easy!!

Jesus, that was some schooling. . . cheesy cheesy

Oh well, Gunner4lyfe
Schooling??
U have not even seen anything YET!!!
The sonofawhore would get plenty as the season wears on.
I can't stand pudden headz. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Hannibal: 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
@Ibime,

Thank you for catching the GUFFANTI before the changed his quote. Sani kaita in Under-17? Even I saw Etim Esin in that tournament and Eusebio plus Garrincha.

This guy is an IDIOT!! Confirmed Tell it far and Wide Jackal has been Murdered Here again Plastic Bags please. WICKED AND UNFORGIVING Dayokanu!!!!!! grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked

No be my fault I don't suffer fools lightly.
Your state of idiocy would eventually KILL YOU.
By the time i am through with your gay-ass this month, this space would be too hot for u.
Mr "ROI is part of Britain" How idiotic and spastic can one get?
Flaming nuisance!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 6:00pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
Owen Missed 95% of the 2006/2007 season He missed half of 07/08 season Any EPL follower knows that.

He played 30 games in the last 4 years just like Rooney and he scored 14 goals in the period. Compare that to Shrek.

After Wenger, Rooney is the closest synonym/adjective to FAILURE tongue tongue

How many times does Rooney play on the wing for England. give me examples. Where does joe Cole, SWP, Gerrard, and co play. So who strikes for England if Shrek plays on the wings.

Your knowledge of football is appalling. So if you see a player on the edge of the field means he plays as a wingerhuh Henry hugs the left side of the field in many games that means he plays on the wings?

Call other man Utd guys to come and Pack Jackals carcass here I just murdered him!!!!! WICKED Dayokanu!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Dayokanu, why don't u lay off the cheap spliff if you want people to take u serious. . . .
What do u really know about football other than what u read on goal.com . . .I watch matches, u read websites--Big difference.
Saying u have murdered me is the fantasy of a corpse in a morgue. . . Corpses sometimes think they could kill their killers. tongue

I have asked u to provide Rooney's starts for England after his metatarsal curse of 2004. . . .You keep bleating like a silly hilly billy.
After Wenger, Rooney is the closest to FAILURE?? You are a dirty little prick.
Guess what? He won the Champions League(something Michael Ballack will never win in his entire messed up career).

In the last 2 seasons, Rooney has scored 41 goals for Man Utd. . . . Thatz a 20 goals/per season striker u have there.
If u look at the stats again in the last 2 seasons, no player in the whole Premiership bar Ronaldo has done better than him in goals/assists combo.
I still repeat, no German striker is better than Wayne Rooney. Forget Podolski or Klose who cannot cut it for Bayern. tongue

When u want to talk about a classic failure. . . . .Look at Ballack not Wayne Rooney.
At the tender age of 22, He has won what your ancestors down to the 212th generations yet unborn can never win. cheesy
Now the next time u go home, tell your parents Hannibal just cooked u for supper, u ignoranus. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 5:52pm On Aug 27, 2008
dayokanu:
OK I forgot Rooney scored against Milan when Man utd won the UCL!!! tongue tongue tongue
So Rooney won UCL scoring good goals against Milan. I said it before you can't amount to anything with only an Arabic School cert. You need to learn English
If u weren't busy sucking semen in Awo Hall, your cognitive reasoning would have fared better.
Look at the sentence very well before u come out here to spew with your cock-sucking lips.
Wazza is so good he puts goals away against quality teams like Milan(UCL Champions 2007).
Your knowledge of European football is so shallow u cannot remember Rooney scoring against Roma last season at OT. What a pathetic sod!!!
Do i have to spell it out again that u are anutha product of a hoodlum Bleep in the 70s?? grin cheesy

@ Loyika,

Keep hating. . . . . .While we are making good players into Champions, Wenger is selling good players to big teams.
Whats your position again on the league table?
Lemme borrow your words. . . . . . .You are too far away u sound so faintly.
I need you to bawl with a Public Address System. grin cheesy

@ Ibime,

You are the biggest fool in the universe IF u think i dunno who Sam Pam is.
RomanceRe: I Like A Girl Someone Else Likes, But I Don't Know What Her Feelings Are by Hannibal: 3:45am On Aug 27, 2008
Quarryman:
Well, that solves half the problem. I just need to know how to deal with Bill, now. He's a little too smooth, which makes no sense, since the bloke's a World of Warcraft nerd.
Why worry about Bill?
Let the chic make that decision for y'all.
If she chooses u, fyne. . . . .If she chooses Bill, tough luck.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 3:43am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked, I am going to tell TT dread.  Look at whom his Master have decided to " for better or worse" with grin grin grin
TT won't mind. . . . .
I told him to mind his business or stay with the Patterson's forever.


Nice, I never liked her bleached-head ass either grin grin grin
Apart from her bleached head, she's got sticky fingers too.

DeepZone:
At least they are better than your beau.
You wish!!!
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 2:53am On Aug 27, 2008
DeepZone:
You forgot the paparazzi will follow you even to the toilet? Tryam now? You wan marry sade Adu, let me see where you'll get the privacy?
Forget paparazzi. . . . . .they cannot hurt.

@Bold, Hisssssssssssssssssssss, as if that will ever stop.
Then u won't be me mistress. . . . Try Segun Arinze or Osuofia!!!


CodeRED:
erhmmmmmhmmmmm. To whom? Olga, Anatascia or Nastica? cheesy cheesy grin
Nah. . . . . .I kicked Olga out already.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 2:38am On Aug 27, 2008
DeepZone:
In your matrimonial home? Abacha did his own in Africa and I tell you that those hookers you patronize will be the ones that will disgrace you in public. Tryam now? You wan marry Naomi Campbell?
A rich man has many love nests. . . . .This is where u chickens get it wrong.
Must every sin be commited in one's home. . . . .Besides, who brings a hooker home?

CodeRED:
@ MR & mrs>Hannizone,
Y'all "lobe" is sensational,  grin grin cheesy cheesy. let me sit back and admire.  I pray I learn a thing or two to spice up my own "married' life wink grin grin
Hannizone?? shocked shocked shocked
I am happily married. . . . . She is just trying hard to be a mistress and i am not considering till she stops farting n burping. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 2:26am On Aug 27, 2008
DeepZone:
Did you consider the fact that marrying a famous person will stop you from visiting the red light district? I wonder how you can handle that? tongue tongue tongue tongue
I thunk they do home delivery, no?? shocked shocked
Didn't ur ex-dictator(Sani Abacha) ship prostitutes from Mumbai's red light district?
With cash. . . .things are eazy. tongue
RomanceRe: Forgetting about your Ex is the best revenge you can serve him/her!! by Hannibal: 2:21am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
hmmmmm. well I don't think it always work though. Erasing it from the ph etc, may not mean it's erased from the heart, grin
Emotional detachment is more like it.
Get new hobbies. . . .Ice skating, Ski or swimming classes. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: I Like A Girl Someone Else Likes, But I Don't Know What Her Feelings Are by Hannibal: 1:37am On Aug 27, 2008
Quarryman:
z0mg Teenage angst! So I like this girl (Let's call her Jane.) I've been pretty bloody subtle, and no one knows I like her. There's this other guy in one of my classes (Bill), who I've known for a couple of years, who also likes her. I'm not exactly friends with him, but we pal around and talk and such. He's as blunt as a hammer about it, though. The guy actually brought his lunch to school, stood in line with her for half the lunch period, didn't buy a thing, and then walked with her to her table and sat down with her. Now, I know this kid, and if he acted like he usually does, he probably came off as a complete stalker. One girl, who's friends with Jane, was at the table, too, and said that he didn't seem like a stalker. Bill actually admitted to me that he liked her, and I gave him a friendly tip not to be so blatant about it (Stupid move, I know. He was just so damn helpless, though.) To my knowledge, Jane doesn't know that either of us likes her, but she may have inferred by now that Bill does. I've talked to her, made her laugh a few times, but I MIGHT have come off as a wee bit of a self-servicer. She seems fine with me, though. I have two classes with her, and Bill only has one (I think.) Also, we're both rather introspective, and it's hard to generate conversation, unless I can somehow show her my deep and intelligent side without coming off as weird. Thoughts?
Lay allur cards on the table for her.
U never know. . . . .She might prefer u to Billy the kid. grin
Remember, nuthing ventured nuthing gained.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 1:34am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm. some of us need some poverty in our lives to bring us back to reality. Don't cha think? grin grin grin
And "hitting" sisters, friends, cousins, strangers and foes. Isnt that famous people are FAMOUS for? shocked cheesy
Need some poverty to bring me back to reality?? No way.
If u are talking about witnessing. . . .MAYBE!!!
Famous people don't muck about like billy goats. . . . .Have u heard such about Obama?
RomanceRe: Forgetting about your Ex is the best revenge you can serve him/her!! by Hannibal: 1:30am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
Do you need a 101 class on such?
It's very simple. You erase, if you have to, delete and lose ALL contacts, physicially or else, with the person. As time goes by they become a distant memory. It's easy said than done, but it works.
So how does this equate to vengeance??
Are we sure the guy in question hasn't deleted the babe's contacts first??
Thats what i DO. wink
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 1:27am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
For me happiness is NOT materialism. So as long as I have love, family, friends and the Lord what else do I need? tongue tongue grin grin
Of course. . . . materialism isn't happiness neither is POVERTY!!!!

Ok Jacob, I have you o, cheesy
Jacob?? Nah!!!
He married 2 sisters(what a player!!!) wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Forgetting about your Ex is the best revenge you can serve him/her!! by Hannibal: 1:24am On Aug 27, 2008
Forgetting about your Ex is the best revenge you can serve him/her!!
Vengeance??
How does this method work??
Someone should please explain.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Famous Person? by Hannibal: 1:18am On Aug 27, 2008
CodeRED:
Ok oo, If you say so na. Make sure you keep the cash flowing, since your "existence' relies on it tongue,
And poverty is ok, as long as I am happy. Ever wonder why rich people are so miserable? Why they commit suicide among other things?
How can one be happy in abject poverty?? Can u hear urself??
You are hungry, naked and homeless and u talking about happiness??
Don't make me scratch ur face. angry

CodeRED:
Ok. Let's see about that. I would be right there next to Papa Jesus when it all plays out. So I would be the "judge" to that. (lounging on Abraham's bosom tongue) Does Abraham know you? grin
I am a true descendant of Abraham. . . . wink wink
RomanceRe: Are Men Really Scarce? by Hannibal: 1:10am On Aug 27, 2008
Are Men Really Scarce?
Men are not scarce but responsible MEN are!!!

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