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RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 3:04am On Aug 24, 2008
Queenisha:
God gave me mouth and I'm not afraid to use it
Boys went through all that too.
Sexual Harrassment in Naija is non-existent.
Those traders care about selling their wares and making profits. . . .I doubt they stalk women.
Once u move away from em. . . .They move on to the next woman.

stillwater:
You think? I'm at the receiving end so I should be in the better position to tell you what your naija bruvs do.
Men get sexually harrassed too by prostitutes.
I stay very close to Allen Avenue and those whores manhandled me when i was a kid. grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 2:49am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
NOT!!!!!!!!! Naija men would whistle and throw catcalls at even a pencil. cheesy
I disagree.

Naija men love quality.
When they see wowo babes. . . . . .They voice out without FEAR. wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 2:43am On Aug 24, 2008
Queenisha:
more like an assault.
why should a stranger grab someone in the market.
Am I blind?
if I want what they're selling must I be fondled before I can see it?
Just take em for what they are. . . . .
There's nuthing bad in attentional sexual contact. grin

stillwater:
Is this exaggeration? undecided angry huh angry
Maybe not!!!
However, loads of men think that about women anyways. . . . Saying it loud and thinking about it is the same THANG.
Queeenisha should be happy men admired her @ 15. It means she's got assets men are willing to go to JAIL for. cheesy
RomanceRe: How 2 Dump A Babe? by Hannibal: 2:38am On Aug 24, 2008
topup:
[color=#cc0066]Yeah, and when you come across that psycho woman who wants to take revenge on you, I'll be here to say I told you so!

What goes around comes around![/color]
Psycho woman and Vengeance?? Is this Nollywood?? grin
Vengeance ma $5 million ass.
Women are like toys to kids. . . . .Take em when u need em. . . . .Drop em when u get bored of em.
No thrills, no frillz. cool
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 2:36am On Aug 24, 2008
Seeking whose attention by feigning stupidity??
Whatz this world turning into?? shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 2:34am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
How about telling them to keep their hands in their pockets? tongue
Hands in their pockets = Low sales. cool

Queenisha:
Thank your God they only grab your arms.
I've had those touts touch my waist,not once.
Touching ur waist?? Don't fret. . . . .they only want ur attention.
Naija women are known to possess short attention span. grin

stillwater:
Thank you ooo, before they say I am hallucinating. wink
Hallucinating?? Not likely.
Exaggeration. . . .Maybe.
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 2:31am On Aug 24, 2008
He needs more than a lay man's terms.
If any full grown adult with freckled nose dunno how people get preggers in this day and age. . . .He needs to be lobotomised.
This guy needs more than words to understand the shiznit. tongue
RomanceRe: Please, Are There Any Good Girls Out There? by Hannibal: 2:28am On Aug 24, 2008
tonyobj:
Just as I thought. Women still defending themselves.
Address the issue. Stop being evasive.
The truth is. . . . . . .There are no good women out there.
Unfortunately, the good ones are now extinct.
Create anutha thread that u are seeking bad, rotten and priggish women then u would get loads of application. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 2:24am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
Not when it's some sweaty he goat you don't know from Adam.
This is not nice. . . . . .I cannot let u diss a Naija bruvva that way.
35 degrees centigrade in a humid environment. . . . .what do u expect?
Aiiight, i will tell em go get good deodorants. tongue
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 2:20am On Aug 24, 2008
If the poster dunno how people get preggers. . . .How would he know what love-vendor juice n sacred lips are?? undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 2:10am On Aug 24, 2008
I told you it wasn't only arm pulling. Those idiots touch you indiscriminately. A lot of them ought to be in jail by now. I'm very serious here.
It will be difficult to enforce any law against arm pulling.
Trust me, some gurls love to be touched indiscriminately. wink wink
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 1:56am On Aug 24, 2008
I can imagine ,

And a year later u "magically" give birth to a voodoo baby. . . . . .

oooh, the pain. . .
Anutha option is to swallow love-vendor juice via the sacred lips. tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 1:44am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
You can't call being manhandled, embrassed against your own will and dragged like a rag doll as market strategy, that's sexual harrassment.
Sexual harrassment in Lagos?? Are u shitting moi??
When did arm pulling equates to sexual contact??
Stilly. . . . . .fess up, what else did these hoodlums touch on your body? tongue
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 1:37am On Aug 24, 2008
TOYOSI20:
Lol, . . . . yeah rite. . , . tongue
Swallow a voodoo doll and u should get pregnant.
It's been tested and it works like MAGIC.
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 1:33am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
Someday try this-- put on make up, wear a skirt and go to markets like Tejuosho in Naija.  tongue You'll understand what I'm talking about.
I ain't a cross dresser so i won't be doing that.
Besides, i have had ma arms pulled by em boys too to come buy pirated CDs. . . . .It's nuthing special.
It's a market strategy. . . . . .although i agree they should be more willing to hold onto a female body than male.
Blood flow in 'em bodies not SQUADRON. grin
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 1:29am On Aug 24, 2008
TOYOSI20:
How do ya think people get pregnant. . . . huh undecided
Swallowing a Voodoo doll. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Boys Grab My Arms Whenever I Go To The Market by Hannibal: 1:25am On Aug 24, 2008
stillwater:
. . . because you have a vagina like every other girl, nothing new.
I disagree.
Arm pulling is market strategy. . . . .they do that to get ur attention.
It's nuthing to do with coochie or whatchumacallit.
Guys have their arms pulled too. . . . .Have they got coochies? undecided
RomanceRe: How Do People Get Pregnant by Hannibal: 12:53am On Aug 24, 2008
What a dumb question!!! angry angry angry angry
Music/RadioRe: Forbes Magazine’s 2008 List Of Top 20 Earners In Hip-hop by Hannibal: 12:50am On Aug 24, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=162129.msg2687147#msg2687147 date=1219326056]Seems its true i just checked the link.I wonder how much Diddy will make if he sells Sean John though[/quote]Fiddy is the highest earner in $$$
The coca cola deal last year took him beyond Jigga, Diddy or Fuckever.
50 is the future. All haters can drink goat's piss. grin
Forum GamesRe: Give Out Your Best 2 Lines Rhymes. by Hannibal: 12:42am On Aug 24, 2008
Hated by many, confronted by none.
I trust 2 guys: one is God, the other is ma GUN. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: English National Team Is A Bunch Of Crap by Hannibal: 12:20am On Aug 24, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

This is why i think u are a soccer-illiterate.
Wayne Rooney has never been played as a central striker.
Rooney plays wide or just behind a main striker. . . . . Where was Rooney against Barcelona or Roma??
He was given a wide role so he can cover for either Evra or Wes Brown when opponents are on the attack(something Ronaldo does not DO).
When u understand the dynamics of football. . . . U would shut ur filthy mouth up.
Players like Kanu, Dennis Bergkamp, Messi, Kaka, Rivaldo are not prolific strikers but they are very EFFECTIVE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 12:17am On Aug 24, 2008
dayokanu:
@ Doyin, Dortmund overspent that was why they got into trouble if they had been in England, All would have been Okay
Anutha dumb statement.
English clubs are rich despite the fact that the TV deals are not independent deals for the clubs like Real Madrid.
If the BIG FOUR are allowed to strike their own independent TV deals like Real Madrid and other Spanish clubs do. . .then the gulf would go WIDE.
Madrid's TV deal is 770 million pounds for 10 years. . . . . Imagine what a club like Man Utd would do if allowed.
Dayo, u are fighting a huge momentum. England rules the roost when it comes to $$$ $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 12:12am On Aug 24, 2008
ritchboy:
i'm trying to figure out which team put in a more pathetic display, england mid-week or arsenal today undecided

another empty season beckons. . . .
Don't be in a HASTE to condemn any team now.
It's still very early to make predictions.
3 points?? Get the Bleep outta here.
RomanceRe: How 2 Dump A Babe? by Hannibal: 12:05am On Aug 24, 2008
topup:
- Do it in a place she won't get humiliated.
- Don't lie about how great she is, in the phases after hatred, that come after the break up she will come to her senses and realise [/color]***you're a good for nothing liar aswell***[color=#cc0066].
- Be completely serious.
- Don't give her hope (maybe in future if we're both still single).
- Don't pick out her faults unless she is absolutely NASTY and you tried everything to help her become better in the relationship.
- Don't ask to become friends if you know you're only saying it so she won't hate you, when you're not replying her messages, she'll know that [/color]***[color=#cc0066]
- Give her a chance to explain, cry, get mad at you, or say anything she wants to say (unless she has given you a reasong to fear for your life) and then afterwards remain stern and end the conversation, formally ("Take care" - though it'll sound annoying to her). When she calms down, she will realise you handled the whole thing like a gentleman and the only thing that she can be bitter about is the fact that you left her. She won't have as much material when she's dissing you with her friends cheesy.[/color]
All these tips to dump a chic??

Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. . . . . . . .Why make a long speech when 2/3 words WILL do.
2 words. . . . .Get out, Bleep off, Buzz Off,
3 words. . . . . Go to Hell, Take a Hike, Leave me alone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2008
Cristalz:
Big Phil seems to do things quite differently.Besides,they've gotten Robinho.Still beefing up their squad.I don't see them losing @ the JJB sha,bad pitch or not.
Big Phil??
Just because of one game u are rating Gene Hackman??
Cristalz, are u shitting me?

What happens when Scolari loses a game and British Media swoop on him like flies.
He is a man that cannot handle the pressure of the media. . . . .It showed when England approached him for the job of a manager.
How would he handle a defeat? Will he give excuses like JM did(Class A eggs) or would he stand firm.

Scolari may resign before december. This is England not Portugal/Brazil.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2008
Cristalz:
I'm already wary grin
No need to be worried, babes!!!
Tevez and Wazza would polish him.

Lest i forget, Ando called Ferguson from China. . . . .He told Fergie he wants to travel to Pompey and take part.
That boy has got the heart of a LION.
Hargreaves' fitness would be assessed on Monday but if he ain't FIT. . . . .I think Possebon deserves a place in the starting line up.
Wazza-Tev partnership should give us more BITE!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2008
nateevs:
@Jackal

Are you kidding ?
Chelsea might "LOSE" to Wigan?
What do you think we are ?
Arsenal?
Chelsea lost 3-0 to Boro under Mourinho, remember?
Steve Bruce will not lie down at the JJB stadium. . . . . .The pitch is horrendous so forget neat passing.
Whatz more?? This is the Premiership and not French Ligue so don't count chickens yet.
May is still a long way to go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2008
@ Cristalz,

Vagner Love plays for Brazil.
He looks like Adebayor but more technically gifted. . . .got dreadlocks and he tints it purple(not sure Fergie wld like that).
Vagner is an out n out striker and plays for CSKA Moscow plus he is just 24. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: English National Team Is A Bunch Of Crap by Hannibal: 8:14pm On Aug 23, 2008
@ Dayokanu,

Goals ALONE do not govern strikers but their overall OUTPUT.
Messi is a striker. . . . How many goals has he scored for Barcelona or Argentina??
How many German players in the past and present are gifted like Leo Messi?
Rooney is better than any living German striker today. . . .FACT!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 8:10pm On Aug 23, 2008
Cristalz:
Roy Keane is doing well.Defeated Spurs,late Cisse winner. Ramos left Berba out of the game because of the transfer wahala with United,said Berba's distracted and a negative influence in the dressing room.

So why doesn't Fergie buy him already?Or has he lost interest?Time's running out.
We don't want Berbatov. . . . . How about Osaze??
There's Vagner Love and even Benzema!!!
We are too slow with this striker search.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 7:54pm On Aug 23, 2008
folahann:
Second game! second game! second game! how many points difference won the tittle for ManU last season.

We've only played a newly promoted and a relegation survival and we couldn't take 6 points from the 2 games.

Gallas was just a waste at the heart of the defence, I wonder why he didn't shout at himself
Stop hyperventilating.
Chelsea lost their 2nd game in 06/07(against Middlesboro)
Does it matter when points are dropped in a season??
Everyone would still drop points at a point so stop throwing tantrums like Gallas @ St. Andrews.
Arsenal have 3 points from a possible 6. . . . .Last season, United copped 2 from a possible 9 points and still WON the title.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 7:49pm On Aug 23, 2008
folahann:
I totally agree with you Jackal, but please did you also see Eboue in Arsenal's midfield, i need to confirm i wasn't dreaming.

I think Wenger's had enough, may be it's time to go
Don't despair, sonnie.
Everybody will drop points. . . . . .Chelsea might lose tomorrow.
I see United losing 4 games before May.
It's still a long season. . . . .38 games!!!!
Why is everyone jittery? Cheese n Rice!!!

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