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Ya CL qualifiers is 3 days after the opening game. . . .
Don't worry about that. . . . .Steve McClaren should knock y'all out easily.
He knows a lot about Arsenal to be disgraced.
Watch Out.

lordimpaq:
@jackal

rubbish, don't count it ,

wait for the first ten games then we'll know who's winning,

please don't make early judgements, do so at your own peril

Early judgements?? U gotta be kidding me.
Ask ur fellow faggotz. . . . . . I can see what most of y'all cannot see.
It's United's title unless Fergie suffers a heart attack. . . . . . .With or without Ronaldo, United hold the 4 ACES.

lordimpaq:
@jackal

and since when did u become dayokanu's advocate

Dayo's advocate?? Nah!!!
We just happen to have the same opinion about Arsenal
FYI, Dr Kitaun and A-40 also share our views that Wenger is a poof.

@ Loyika,

Slow down a bit. . . . . Arsenal won Madrid cos Clatterbutt goofed again.
Denied Raul a clear penalty and awarded Arsenal the most dubious penalty on TV.
Van Persie should have worn his scuba gear. . . . . That woulda made him a complete sea diver.

West Brom?? Are ya freaking serious.
Why would West Brom be going gung ho at the Emirates on the opening day.
Expect a 6-3-1 formation. . . . . . It's the only way teams can get a result at the Emirates.
Anyways, the $64,000 question is: Will Arsenal win any trophy this season??  

@ Lordimpaq,

U can run but u cannot hide.
Season starts in about 2 weeks so brace yourself.
Man Utd is very ready. . . . . We got the lads, we got the swagger, we got the whole game locked out.
It's our title to WIN again. . . . . .

@ Dayokanu,

Don't be too hasty.
Mourinho might pity em this weekend and let em win the Amsterdam tournament.

@ Loyika,

So u wanna use West Brom as a yardstick to determine where y'all would finish?
Arsenal always get easy fixtures on the opening day. . . . .It's becoming boring now.
Anyways, i expect Man Utd and Chelsea to finish STRONGLY like they always do.

Ronaldo is expected back at OT this week to continue his rehabilitation.
Madrid cannot afford Ronaldo(70 milla quid is no child's play). . . .Besides, he is yet to hand in his transfer request.
The recent purchase of Van Der Vaart has finally confirmed Ronnie aint going nowhere.

When Fergie says NO. . . .no one can say yes. Fear him. . . he is god!

@ Dayokanu,

Diaby is a goat. . . . . .whether he plays or not. . . . He is not a valuable piece.
He is just a long piece of plank. . . .contributes nuthing to the team and he was one of the reasons why Arsenal finished trophyless last term.
U should see how Mascherano was taking the piss on him in the UCL Q/final game.

loyika:
Chac

Government never lets in on Ransom fees So i can't say how much was made on my head (and how much my cut was from the deal ). As if you didn't know that Kidnapping is the new business venture

GOONER 89

Very well then. . . .

It's so good to have you back. . . . . Here was i thinking u won't be returning to us.
Anyways, what are ur chances this season?? I think we should start analysing the strength and weakness of Wenger.
I have a sketchy vision of how the season would end in May 2009.

P.S. Sneijder would be out for just 3 months(the damage is not as bad as it was first feared).

What are y'all runts doing on the Champions thread??
You twits don't get it, do y'all??  This is the heartbeat of Nairaland sports section.
Only the chosen few are allowed to come here and spit not just any vagrant. . . . . .

Gaynners, expect anutha bumpy season.
Nani, Evra, Rooney, Hargo and Apache are coming to GET YA.

[size=20pt] THE KILLA SQUAD [/size]

THE RETURN OF LOYIKA.

Gradually, the intellectuals on the Gaynners thread are coming back into the frame.
Lordimpaq, Loyika and . . . . . . . . . .Where is Banderas, Vieira, Dr Kitaun, Debosky and Bagoma.

The season is about to kick-off and this is going to be anutha long ride of constant cussin and fussing.
Y'all know me well. . . . . . .I have been tormenting y'all spastic Gaynners since the fall of MAN.

Loyika, when did the militants release ur ass?? How much ransom was paid?

onyinye2:
Are you sure these ladies are on top their class? Because how do they find you modest?

These are A+ students. . . . women on top of their game.
System engineers, doctors, lawyers, finance analysts. . . . .They all think i am too modest.

Second, these women after something or are up to something.

I can handle anything they might come up with.
Half man-half amazing. . . . .

stillwater:
Parellel lines can cohabit by lying next to each other only that they can't meet which is to say arrogance and Hannibal---complete the statement yourself

There's nuthing to complete here. . . . . .I am not by any chance arrogant.
Don't make the mistake of mixing arrogance with SELF CONFIDENCE.

onyinye2:
It is either
1. these women think they can change you and rid you of your arrogance and ginormous pride.

U are wrong, amiga!!!
90% of em even think i am annoyingly modest. . . . .
They keep saying how can a hunk like me be so SIMPLE.

2. there is seriously something they are not telling you.

Please elaborate!!!

Arrogance and Hannibal are parallel lines(they cannot cohabit)!!!

I am just telling u how it is . . . .
Beautiful and brilliant women are attracted to me persona. . . . How is that arrogance??
I let ma class speak for itself. . . .

stillwater:
Blowing your trumpets---I see. I need proof to believe and not meagre words. And I really think only dumb women flock around guys seeking for their attention.

U need proof?? U may have to cross the atlantic to see the PROOF.
The funniest bit is these brain boxes seek ma attention everywhere. . . . No matter hard i try, they keep coming.
Anonymous messages here n there. . . . . Sometimes it's hard to be a Hannibal but what can a geezer do??

onyinye2:
Oka hannibal. If you attract woman that are top of their class and beautiful then there must be something they aint telling you

These women are stunned. . . . . .They can't figure me out.
Hannibal. . . . .half man-half amazing.
They have given up and the desire to unravel the mystery around me keeps em flocking.

onyinye2:
I'm sorry hannibal, but you need someone who is on the little on the dumb side. Because you always want to be dominant so you might as well marry a chic who allow you to. She will be more than happy to have someone be her brains for her

Hahahahahahaha. . . . . .  

Unfortunately for me, ma persona only attracts brilliant and very beautiful women.
No matter how hard i try to be with the dumb ones. . . . . I always get the ones that came out with a 1st class. . . .
Sometimes, a man cannot get what he wants. It's sooooooooo sad.

stillwater:
At least the kids would get her beauty, that should be enough consolation for you now DUMB BUT BEAUTIFUL---> What a headliner!!!!!!

What beauty?? I don't wanna raise simpletons as kids, abeg.
Let her keep her beauty in her prada purse.
Anyways, i attract the  pretty brain-boxes. . . . . . . . They flock around me like flies.

Dumb Diva suits me more??

Of course, if i just wanna bust ma nutz. . . . .I like divas brainless(it helps the cause).
But, as a wifey. . . . . . .No way in Hell.
I am subjecting her to some GMAT and tough IQ questions.
A man has to think about his kids. . . . . .what if her genes are dominant?

Beauty Vs Brains??

I will have both in large quantities.
Who wants a dumb diva or an ugly genius??

Arrivederci!!!
Malt is good for you.

syren:
But if the man is poor what do you expect him to do? Principles wont pay for his wedding ? And what if your fiance wants an extravagant wedding that you can't or won't pay for will she not help pay for it?

Trust me, ma fiance's mouth can NEVER be as wide as mine.
A man should be principled

No thanks, I've had my bottle for today.

Pls take some other more!!!

syren:
Well, good for you. the guy (eric) was not as affluent and proud as you are Hannibal so he had no choice.

This is not pride. . . . . .This is PRINCIPLE!!!
When a man misplaces his priorities especially to his in-laws then where is his decorum.
For crying out loud. . . . . Who seeks the help of his partner's parents to do his wedding??
Are Naija men this morally low??

It's an old time tradition that the father of the bride pays for the wedding, but of course times are changing, now it's the actual couple that pay the bulk of the bill with a little help from whoever if needed.

Father of the bride to pay for whose wedding??
I suspect father of the bride also pays the bride price. . . . .rent the Limo that takes me n ma groom's men to church and ma tuxedo!!!
Syren, go n drink ur malt.

syren:
Well your certainly different, many people would jump at the chance. So the bride's family doesn't pay for the wedding anymore, am I that late.

Let the Bride's family do what they wanna do. . . .
I won't be relying on em for a can of coke. . . . .I am making sure i have enough to cater for all the guests coming.
If they add something(good luck). . . .If they don't(no qualms).
When did men start relying on his in-laws to make things happen?? What a strange world we live these days.

Orikinla:
From what I have read, heard and seen for decades, there are more bitter women than men in the world.
Many women have been treated badly by men.

Women are often at the receiving end when relationships collapse.

A man from a broken marriage has more chances of convincing other women into marriage, but women from broken marriages are often seen as unlucky and the society does not treat her well.
That is why it is very important for women to be very careful before dating or saying "I DO".

A woman who was abandoned by her man after 14 years is finding it difficult to get another man, because many man do not find her as an attractive partner.

The world seems to be full of lonely and unhappy women.
May God comfort them.

It's a HUGE conundrum. . . . . . Trust me, it aint as simple as that.
While a gurl is taking her time to say "I DO", 9 other gurls are waiting in line to grab that opportunity.
That puts the main gurlfriend in a very tight situation. . . .If i stall for time(i would lose him). . . If i jump into the marriage(i may get burnt)
Whats a gurl to do?? Thank God i am a geezer.

syren:
Well it's not a test of your manhood Hannibal, what would you do if you had no money for a wedding and a child about to be born out of wedlock, her family expect you to do the honourable thing so why not then later reimburse them if you really have to.

So the assumption is. . . .I dont have parents, friends or anyone in me family that can sponsor ma OWN wedding??
What a laugh!!!
The last place i would be looking for any HELP is ma in-laws. . . . . . .so forget the UNCLE shiznit.
It can never ever happen to any straight thinking man. Can't speak for freeloaders though.

Sisikill:
You dobala and say

"Thank you sir, May God bless you.

Ile Ise yin oni Jo na

My home is your home

What's mine is yours. . . I mean really,

What is mine is yours? *Wink, Wink*

Ur apples are on the way!!!
I think u have had enough Sarc snack for a day.

StephenP:
LOL!!! Are you kidding me? I know I would never cheat on her so it's only fair that she never cheats on me. But if she does, I'll send her whoring ass out to the streets so that she can have more customers.

I don't believe u, hombre!!!

From what i have seen on this forum, u are the perfect gentleman.
Technically, u are anti-Hannibal. . . . . .To StephenP, a woman is an ornament to be taken care of even she decides to play DIRTY.
Rather than throw the ornament away. . . .U keep cleaning it and ensure it glistens.
Therefore, if ur woman cheats on u. . . . .I am sure u would be the one apologising to her and not the other way round.
You are that soft.

Good idea for ma partner's uncle to sponsor my OWN wedding??
What does that say about me to her family??
I don't GET DOWN like that!!!!

StephenP:
When she's about to go out and cheat on me, she better take all her stuff with her to the dude's house because she won't find it when she comes back.

Is this StephenP?? Nah. . . . . Cannot be!!!
StephenP is the perfect gentleman. . . . .He cannot hurt a woman. . . . He buys $5000 ice for any woman that cries near him.
He has the heart of Solomon in the issue of women. . . . .He cannot send a woman packing cos she cheated.
The StephenP i know will just hug her and tell her not to do it again.

Sponsor ma wedding??
How is that possible?? Only a blind, deaf and dumb man would let someone else sponsor his wedding.
Was he forced to marrry or what??

Somebody help me.

@ A-40,

Buffon wlda saved the 3rd goal. . . . .That old dude was beaten from his near side.
No good keeper gets bamboozled on his near side. . . . . The short was terrific but then. . . .Buffon is world class.
Del Piero showed some flashes(no wonder he won Serie A's golden boot) last season.
However, his mistakes caused the 3rd goal. . . .His wages should be deducted.

What Would You Do If She Cheats On You ?

Very easy. . . . . . .She walks if she cheats on me.
Let her start walking out with her shoes ON.

That Juve goalie is a Arrow.

Look at the 1st goal he conceded. . . . He shoulda come out of his line to clear the ball.
He was about coming out then he decided against it but i love Guererro's finish. . . .He stroked the ball into the net with panache.
Gigi Buffon woulda saved all the goals the old man conceded today. . . .It was a nice warm up game though.

Now to Amsterdam on friday with Jose Mourinho.

@ HNIC(Head Nigga In Convent). . .

Someone told me you are a top celeb in Lagos.
Are u the same HNIC in Lagos or an imposter??

@ A-40,

Thank you for clearing the air on the Van Persie incident.
I see em kinda contact in the Premiership week in week out so it was shocking that Clatterbutt gave a pen.
Anyways, ma joy was complete when Martin Jol took the trophy away.
Ma day was made when Tottenham hammered Dortmund 3-0 to win the Jubilee tournament.

Where is Dayokanu??

@ A-40,

That was a blatant penalty.
Raul was facing the goal. . . . Almunia was the last man. . . .
Any form of contact at all is enough for a penalty but with Clatterbutt at the helm of things. . . . always expect dodgy decisions.
Secondly, do u think Salgado's shove on Van Persie was a penalty??