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ibkaye:
Lol, i hear you, plus i don't need a criminal record

Not a good thang in the UK. . . .
So take out ur cheque book and letz go-a-EATING.
I wanna eat some lobsters n scallions.

@ A-40,

Time will tell. . . .
Anyways, u will have to eliminate Steve McClaren's club in Holland to play in the group stages of UCL.
When Steve was @ Boro, he had a way of beating the giants of English footie.
Chelsea, Arsenal and mostly Man Utd suffered in his hands with his tactical acumen n panache.

Can Steve knock Arsenal out of the UCL??

@ Dr Kitaun,

Onya Ara. . . . . .
U are dead meat if Stevie knocks y'all out.

ibkaye:
Lol!

5 pounds/hour? Even at such a posh restaurant? Jeez, I could almost swear that employees serving at Mcdonalds make even more more than that

Jobs like that don't attract good pay.
So think hard before u make such moves. . . . . .Don't do a runner @ West End.
The cops in that area are brutes.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Darren Bent just buried a good goal.
Took the goalie in a roundhouse and scored from the tightest angle.
Bent to outscore ADEBAYOR this season. Any takers??

debosky:
they have a half good first team, thats all - they'll be out of steam by December

Ramos or no Ramos

If you can coun't Gareth Bale for the southern scum, then we can count Ramsey

We'll whip them as usual.

Time will tell. . . . .

Are u watching Amsterdam/Emirates cup??
I remember doing y'all commentaries this time last year. . . . . . .How time flies!!!

tkb417:
@hannibal
how do you mean hes playing like Ronaldhinho?
whos now the striker on the field?
santos? i don't believe you Jackal
i don't know what Berba did to you oo.

Berbatov is playing off Darren Bent. . . . .
The combo has worked well but the Celtic defence won't budge.
Lennon and Modric have been very decent. . . . . .I am enjoying the game.

Berbatov seems to be happy with Spurs. . . . .Fergie's wet dreams have been blown apart.
Who's left on the radar?? Etoo or Chrisantus??

How Do I Tell My Fiancee Am In Love With Someone Else?

Send him a txt message.

ibkaye:
Roflmao! I should hope so, otherwise there are always the classic options of washing dishes or just running out of the restaurant when the waiters/waitresses turn their heads

Don't get me arrested. . . . .There are over 13 CCTVs in and out the restaurant. . . . .
In 48 hours, cops would be knocking me door(not yours). . . .afterall, i am the BLOKE. . They expect me to foot the bill.
The safest option is taking 1 grand in cash with u.

P.S. Washing dishes aint a classic option. . . . .the wages of a kitchen staff is 5 pounds/hour. U will have to put in 200 hrs to offset the bill.

debosky:
Make that Liverpool - Arsenal came 3rd remember?

Besides, this was the same way they looked 12 months ago - the rest is history

12 months ago, they didn't have Juande Ramos. . . . .
It's a different outfit now. . . . .Blimey, they even flogged England's #1 off without batting their eyelids.
All i see now is Modric, Giovanni, Berbatov, Gareth Bale and Bentley. . . . . .
Who would rule LONDON this season??

tkb417:
@hannibal
Berba is starting!!
bad news for me

Berbatov started and he is playing like Ronaldinho. . .
Modric has impressed. . . . .given a free-role and he is pinging peach passes everywhere.
He reminds me of Rosicky but he is more technical.

ibkaye:
Hah! You would be suprised, last year's part time job really paid off

It's an Italian restaurant. . . . . .
I drink like a fish and EAT like Andre The Giant. . . .
Are u sure ur part-time job last year is good enuff to satisfy me appetite.
I don't want u to come to NL with a top that screams: HELP. . . . He got me BROKE!!

@ Debosky,

Always look on the bright side. . . . .
The problem with Liverpool is the fact that they have got 2 owners with different views. . . .They are like 2 flaming bitches.
Anyways, i wish gooners the very best.

I am about to watch Tottenham V Celtic now. . .
Berba is starting and Spurs(all of a sudden) look as if they might knock Arsenal off this season.

ibkaye:
Lol how posh

Very posh. . . . .
The food is nice, drinks are expensive(I only drink Bubbly) and no paparazzi/private eyes prying and spying on us.
Me aim is to wreck your pockets. . . . . .
Deal??

wormedup:
cesc04,

tell the truth; how many dictionaries do u have on your sides ?
bro, english language is not rocket-science !! and english is no longer the ish !!!
learn another language

do i have to sit beside a dictionary shelf to make meanings off your posts really?

P.S.
the bold part is conflicting !!

ROFLMAOWPIMP
I will just assume u are not in your ground state but your excited/drunken state. . . . .
Where have u been??

ibkaye:
THE WOMAN SHOULD PAY!

Woman should pay??
Ibkaye, lets go on a date to Via Condotti(and letz see if i wont damage ur savings account).

doyin13:
Selling to a Billionaire itself isn't without its perils. Sometimes I wonder about how the Glazers manage
to balance the books with all this spending considering how leveraged they are. Kudos to them I guess.

The Glazers have been the best thing that happened to Man Utd since the turn of the millennium.
If u compare em to the other club owners in the country then u would give em more credits. . . .
They don't even interfere with the dynamics of the club. . . They let David Gill and SAF handle such matters.

I think people see the Glazer loans as very high risk, whereas in business terms they aren't so much of a risk given United's revenue generating potential.
The only downside is, as I've said many times, the loans went to buy United, rather than to invest in making United better.
All those £600m are in the back pockets of the plc investors who were bought out. That I object to.
In the scheme of things, however, It's Gold Trafford.

debosky:
@ jackal

A new CEO will be appointed, I am sure he will be given firm directives to find better ways to make the club profitable - those deals with the Emirates and Nike may well be renegotiated.

Did the squad of Chelski win ANYTHING last season?

A new CEO?? Y'all should employ Mike Adenuga(he's got the midas touch).

To serious business, Arsenal should follow their rivals and sell to a Billionaire. . . . Thats the only way forward.
A Billionaire would pay up the outstanding debt while buying the club and will inject liquid cash to lure world class players. . . . . .
Arsenal needs big players to sell merchandises. . . . . and they need to make that club a global commodity.
Explore the world at large. . . .Australia, Amazon Forest, Iraq and Cambodia. . . .Wenger should expand his horizons and quit acting stupid.

@ Lordimpaq,

The foundation has been well laid down.
U need to visit Carrington Complex and see the large pool of players United have. . . . . . .
There are footballers from age 5-35. . . .

United can lure outstanding football managers all over the world.
From Lippi, Aime Jacquet, Mario Zagallo, Hector Cuper and many more.
Should Fergie leave, United would survive. . . . . . .

doyin13:
That saidit is either a sign of hubris or just poor tactical awareness, to play a team of inexperienced footballers
against the two time defending champions of the Premiership playing at full strength[b] in the final
[/b].

May God bless you for this statement.

This is what i keep drilling into Debosky's doggie ears but he cannot understand . . . . .
There's no way Arsenal can upstage Man Utd n Chelsea in God's green earth with their pathetic buncha unproven feather-weights.
Ashley Cole knew what he was saying when he said Arsenal players are a buncha wimps n sissies.
Surely, there's talent in depth but the strength in depth compared to their title rivals is annoyingly shallow.

debosky:
That is what people fail to see - Winning is necessary, yes, but if for any reason we win but are like Chelski who can't fill their grounds, we will be financially ruined.

yes we NEED to win, but we must entertain as well. AW knew of a lot of this 2-3 years ago and started building the team with a greater bias on youth because of that.

Now bringing these two forces into consideration will lead to more balanced views here.

AW wants to win, but will only do so in a way that will not jeopardize the financial stability of the club and lead to its ruin.

AW and Arsenal at large lack managerial nous.
If a club is in so much crisis off and on the pitch then sell to a Billionaire. . . . .
I cannot understand Wenger saying selling to a foreign owner would take the English soul away from the club.
What about the foreign legion he calls a team?? How many Anglo-Saxons are there??
Arsenal's safest bet to improve the smooth operation of that club is to sell the Emirates. . . .I can't wait to see what Arsenal would win next year.

Queenisha:
Meet after after you take your MCAT
You have a lot of learning to do

Why argue with a Pre-med student.
It's like a chartered accountant arguing with a SS2 student doing accounting as a subject.
The gulf is too wide.

Anyways, ma madam is calling me. . . . .Must hit the sack.
Good night peops.

Chat2MeBac:
LOL, I was very well behaved na, But they claimed there was a shortage of staff that night in question. Maybe if Hannibal and Eldee and Sly change professions then this problem will soon be fixed.

Change ma profession and become a male nurse??
When i go to Baga, what would i tell em brethren??
Anyways, i know where to nail you.

On that note can someone please let some people know, that we all know the criteria to be a doctor.  First you take pre-requisites to be even considered a pre-med. So please no unneccessary rantingopps tales on the land. Abeg,

Lmao!!!

Queenisha:
let me tell you something sweetie.
A nurse merely caries out a doctors instructions and the meds are written with the correct instructions and compounded by the pharmacist if in an elixir.
she need not calculate a thang!

Exactly!!!!

A nurse knows ZILCH. . . . . .he cannot even prescribe himself until a doctor instructs him.

StephenP:
Did you really expect men to help in childbirth?

Men should not help in childbirth BUT THEY SHOULD HELP CHANGING DIAPERS??
StephenP, stop watching Oprah.

Queenisha:
The general emasculation of men I say.
which mathematics does a nurse need.
How to calculate the volume of urine?

abegi

Men are gradually losing the plot.
Nurses and mathematics?? What is he calculating??
The molar mass of shit particles??

Queenisha:
has he even wondered why they're called mid[b]wives[/b]

I won't be surprised if that word gets changed to "mid-husbands". . . . .

StephenP:
It's funny because men were the first nurses. In fact, "when the world's first nursing school was opened in India in 250 B.C., only men were considered "pure" enough to be nurses." For further reading check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_nursing

Of course, men were the first to any profession. . . . .Women stay at home and cook Bengali foods. . .
After a while, men dumped em jobs cos they are not mental tasking. . . . .

Chat2MeBac:
Cool, as long as it's not to Baga . People there can be so damn mean

No Baga. . . .It shall be Lagos where he wld see men like him breaking barriers and aiming high.

Where you can go sneaking at Dashana's booty? Sorry stay home and deal with the rants,

Try Olga!!!
She is the sexiest chic in ma local pub.

Queenisha:
I live here in the states and have lived here over a decade.
How much does nursing really pay ?
Anyone that perpetually works a grave yard shift 80 hours a week ought to make a good living.
Nursing is no exception

According to Onyinye2, men should go to RED LIGHT DISTRICT in thongs and display their willys from a window because it's a lucrative business.
How can a man wake up one day to be a male NURSE. . . .Changing diapers and other shitteries.
I can now understand why women are pushing for sex equality.
Men have already lowered emselves to be wimps.

Chat2MeBac:
Ok, Pack me bags, send me and them via DHL if you wish, but I am NOT going to instill "job-restrictions" on my children.  If he wants to sing on Broadway or work at MAC applying makeup, let him. As long as he is happy with his job

Anyways, a man's profession should rub on his kids.
When a kid grows up reading John Newton, Faraday's laws and Rutherford and Einstein's theories. . . .He would become an engineer.
If he insists on singing on the broadway or work at MAC applying makeup like a Arrow. . . .I ma send him to Lagos.

As I earlier said, I would rather my man cries and get over what's bugging him than takes his frustration out with his "Andre the Giant" fisticles

Don't worry. . . . No man would touch u with his fisticles. . . .I'd rather go cool down at the nearest pub.

onyinye2:
Hannibal stop dodging and answer my question.
Is Jesus a wimp for crying?

Jesus wept . . . He did not bawl like a wimp.
One can understand why He did. . . . . He was crying for humanity at large not over a female in thong that resides in Houston.

Queenisha:
There are women whose husbands are male nurses and they hide that fact because it's a womanly profession.
They'll tell you their men work in the hospital
abeg there's something wrong with it.
men ought to be men jo

Thank u. . . . . . . StephenP feels this is a good profession for men.

Chat2MeBac:
I am on the phone with my sis and she said she will e-slap you for that statement.  She said to tell you that Males are fast competing for her position .

Such males should be castrated and given sanitary pads/tampons.

So wait what if Storm or Stone tells you they wish to be a nurse, what will you do??

Over me dead body. . . . . .I am sending em to a Military School where they would be drilled to act like real MEN.

Chat2MeBac:
1. You don't groom? So are you saying it was your brother I met?

Did u see me waxing? Being a vegan, being anti-spider killing, being a stronzo, a Tom Cruise fan, whatever,
All  em wimps who follow any of these things should be gathered up, put on an island north of Siberia, and allowed to pursue their interests in the comfort of their fellow sissy males.

2. A stay-at-home becomes cool when he decides he doesnt want to work. So since I have to toil, then let him handle the house chores, and diaper changing and feeding are included.

A man must work. . . . . . .Why would a man wanna stay at home and change diapers??
What happened to his childhood dreams of becoming a pilot, doctor, teacher or enginee?

3. You refuse to come to the Delivery room to lend me support, then the Doctor's name goes on the baby's birth certificate. Afterall, he stood by me during the "storm"

Fyne by me. . . . . . . U'd better move to the doctor's house after ur delivery to go meet his spiteful wife who would break your nose.
I shall parcel ur GHANA BAGS via TNT. . . . Just lemme have the contact address.

onyinye2:
Please don't come to Houston with this jive. Because the Nigerian men, dominate in nursing.

You see what i am saying. . . . . .

These wussies should just hand in their testicles now and go buy a bra.
Accept that life isn't perfect and move on.
When I hear about some clown launching a sexual harassment lawsuit against some female colleague, i want to hunt down the guy and take him to Lucca's Meat Market to show him what real sexual harassment is.
We've become rompipalles (ball breakers). We've become selfish pigs, not doing anything without selfish gain.

Men now groom like chics. . . . . .Manicure n Pedicure.
I will never wax anything off my body that God intended to have there.
Hell, i am not going to go to a fancy girly spa to get some algae crap on my face.
Look clean, iron your clothes, anything else leave to you mother-in-law.

When did becoming a stay-at-home dad become cool? When did being a male nurse become something guys grew up thinking of?
When did being a secretary scream out "ambitious career plan"?
When did holding your wife's hand while she's delivering your baby become a mandatory male experience?
I can now understand why some twats here feel a man must cry or the REAL men cry bullshit. Our forefathers could build houses with their barehands.
These days, StephenP needs a 200-page manual to put up a shelf. . . . .Does he even own a hammer??

eldee:
I don't know if it's because of where I grew up, I used to get slapped just for crying
I was expected to be the one bracing up pain while older girls were allowed to cry

Unfortunately, things have changed.
All we have today are wimps n sissies. . . .  .The way some men behave, u can easily argue they have vaginas instead of cocks.
These days, u see men take sides with feminists, men groom like women, men have now taken over women's roles.
The other day, ma neighbour's male kid wants to be a MALE NURSE. . . . What a load of crap??
It's pathetic.

@ StephenP,

In other words, a man should pretend??
My dayz. . . . .MEN are turning to sissies.

I think u watch too much Oprah.

But it's true!!!
The difference between a murderer and a mastermind is self control
Both of 'em are angry, only one is displaying the anger at that moment

The difference between a whimp and a real man is sumtimes self control too
We both have a valid reason to break down and cry like widows, but is it really necessary?
Your rational brain doesn't function well when you cry

The world has changed a lot since I was a little boy.
Sure, we've moved ahead as a society in certain things, we've evolved, we've gone to the moon, we have all this technology crap, but in the end we've taken more than a few steps back as far as human nature is concerned.


When I was growing up, a man's word was his life, a man's honor his most important virtue, and a man's ability to be real his most pressing social concern.
Things, unfortunately, have changed.
To put it kindly, men have become whining, pathetic losers incapable of handling a little hardship, incapable of handling criticism -- essentially we are slowly becoming women.

And here's some news, boys: the ladies agree with me. Women have noticed the feminization of men too, and despite what you might hear about the sensitive New Age clowns being the ideal Romeos women are looking for, it's total bull crap.
Women want a man who will act like a man, who will take charge, who can make decisions, who doesn't cry, and who faces fear.

So, StephenP and Chika98 should cowboy the Bleep UP and stop whining like sissies.

@ the fellas who put sports before their women, do you cry if your team loses a major game badly?

Of course, not!!
Just like "we" don't cry when we kick em ladies out like Polio.
Ma cousin couldn't eat for 2 days when Chelsea lost the final in May. . . . Thats the worst thang that can happen.
After few days. . . . . .Life goes on.