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@ Akolawole,

When would u realise Ibime is a cretin??
If u examine his heap of applesauce carefully, u would know he is all mouth . . .a true disciple of goal.com.
He knows next to nuthing about European football or the team he claims to support.

@ Dayokanu,

Shut ur trap and take a bow when u see me on any thread.
How many times have i made u bite the dust. . . . .remember the Ferguson vs Shitzfeld argument.
U heard it from me first that Arsene Wenger has never won anything in Europe so don't come here and start opening ur mouth like a donkey.

Redondo schooling Berg at OT?? It is more popular than Kanu's golden goal at Atlanta 96.
Is that what u wanna tell me about? When was the 1st time u saw an European game as a kid??
I have got enough on u about footie i cannot even begin to count. . . .The ROI incident just confirmed ur status as a Arrow.
What about the week i exposed Bayern Munich's hollywood status. . . . .U ran away from NL for months!!!!

stillwater:
Hmmm, I'm expecting the face off where Water meets Heat of which I'm sure to win.

Never under-estimate the power of HEAT.
Anyways, the battle-line is now drawn. . . . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630916#msg2630916 date=1218254011]REAL men?
Mogbe!
What is the meaning of real men in this day and age?
Real or not, you still find girls after them. Forget the number, focus on the quality.
GOOD girls are clearly not half as much as the REAL men.
Generousity works perfectly in this case.[/quote]Real men are the ones who are ready to settle down with a gurl and marry.
Lets be honest, women are more into this marriage thang than MEN.
If u work the ratio of women that are ready to marry to the MEN. . . .Ratio is like 60:1

stillwater:
It still remains water but in a gaseous state I might even condense and become water again. So, you've got nothing on me

Exactly ma point.

I never said u won't return to ground state again after taking u through the excited state.
All i am saying is. . . . . .During the so called BURNING, u would go from the liquid state to the gaseous state with sizzling sounds. . . . . .
After cooling off, u should return back to your normal state.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630912#msg2630912 date=1218253617]Yes o and he despises the man who hoards to himself.
In that case you better be able to distribute your women. It's called generousity NOT cheating [/quote]Distribute women in this day of ratio 7:1??
J-gurl, the women clearly outnumbers the REAL men.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630905#msg2630905 date=1218253111]It is my wahala that will prevent him from having more wives.
Lol! Kai Kai kai
Feeding on women's insecurities. That reminds me of a certain vampire skill.
Marry 6 and see what the Lord will do in your life. [/quote]6 it shall be. . . . . .God loves a cheerful giver.

Some HEAT would make water evaporate!!!
Imagine taking a bucket of water and pouring on a huge inferno.
The heat would slice the water in 2 and use the oxygen to spread MORE.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630892#msg2630892 date=1218252542]Oh please!
I know they did not joke around but at least they were very committed.
No man will experience my wahala and want to have 2 more wives not to talk of 7.
I'm a troublesome girl, I will drive the man and his junior wives crazy![/quote]We are saying the same thing. . . .
It is your wahala/troubles that would force the guy's hands to marry many more wives.
Women tend to go off the boil when they have multiple rivals.
A polygamist once told me it's better to marry 6 wives than 2 wives.

stillwater:
I don't melt easily. A warning---you come at your own risk.

U don't melt easily. . . .I have heard those before.
Of course, i am coming at me own risk. . . . .I am prepared to take the risk.
The only question left is can u handle the HEAT??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630869#msg2630869 date=1218251484]The good thing is that, no matter what i do, how i rant or what i end up being, my husband will love all my flaws and all my rants so he wouldn't sell me for that either. [/quote]If u say so. . . . . . .I don't think MEN of those days joke around. . . .
They demand results and forget being a jealous wife cos in a month, u might have 7 junior wives.

stillwater:
Many tried, many died. Give me what you've got.

Many tried n died?? Forget that. . . . I won't let u cut me hair like Delilah did Samson.
I have got the ammo to make u melt.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630849#msg2630849 date=1218250636]No way!
I would have been super protected. My husband would have cut of his equipment to save me from being sold. [/quote]That is if ur husband wasn't the one selling u in the first place for ur insurbordination and sex equality rants.

stillwater:
It takes more than that to unstill me.

Of course, there are more tricks in me bag but i don't spill ma guts.
This dude is a man of lil words and i got the whole calvary to unstill you.

stillwater:
What kind of action?

Action that requires the lips, fingers and. . . .(Ooops, don't make me spill ma guts like chicken cordon bleu)
I told u i am a man of lil words.

Hostel II was something else.

In the torture chamber where that gurl sliced the guy's willy and fed it to the dogs. . . . .That was some sick scene.
Then there was anutha guy who had a guy tied down and was cutting meat from his body to EAT.
Eli Roth should be jailed for that movie.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630836#msg2630836 date=1218250032]Lai Lai!
I'm of Royal blood. I would be betrothed to a handsome prince of another Kingdom.
I would shag him and give him royal babies on our schedule and he'll be only satisfied by me alone. NO maids, nothing. [/quote]True but u could have been sold into SLAVERY too.
The men of em days were evil.

stillwater:
Can you talk the talk as well?

Action speaks louder than words. . . . . Hannibal is a man of lil words.
Brief intro and ACTION!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630825#msg2630825 date=1218249243]Too much of everything is not good
I'm sure your equipment will pack up within 3 months.
Mark my word. There's a doctor I can recommend for you though.
If you can walk the walk, good luck. I pity your other side sha.[/quote]See what civilization has turned u into.
In the 19th century, u woulda been married off to a chief in your village as the 10th wife.
You woulda been given a strict time table to follow. . . .Something like. . .You can only shag your husband on full moon.

stillwater:
Crawl? I prefer you walking.

You prefer me walking?? Thats juicy.
Like i have said. . . . .I can walk the WALK.

stillwater:
Should I be bothered?

In principle, i think u should be bovvered.
It means i wont be crawling under ur duvet for many nights.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630815#msg2630815 date=1218248584]It's not a curse but we all know your life will be diminished by 600 times of its normal length. The women will kill you. Can hannibal handle 600 serpents?[/quote]Everyday sex is good for the body. . . . With 600 wives, it means i must service like 2 women a day to satisfy ALL of em in one year.
Can i handle 600 serpents? Solomon handled em plus 700 concubines.
Technically, i think i can walk the walk.

In this state of mind, i can marry 600 wives.
What is wrong in me breaking Solomon's record??

MKO Abiola and Tafawa Balewa are illiterates??
I have lost the appetitie to continue this. . . . .

Rasaq Okoya still married after the turn of the millennium. . .
The babe he married was in her early 20s and she was the 16th wife or thereabout.
Okoya is the CEO of Eleganza with a rich educational background.
If he is stupid like u claim, he won't be a billionaire in naira, would he?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630793#msg2630793 date=1218247452]Now Hannibal, knowing you're a smart man. . . . . You should know by now, thanks to western culture, that if the woman aren't bearing males. It's the guy's fault. You wouldn't use that cheap excuse to get another woman into your house now, would you? [/quote]Some women are more Y-chromosome compliant than the others. One shot and they bring forth male kids.
Just kidding but who really cares in Africa??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630740#msg2630740 date=1218244045]Yeah yeah. Which one are you? King or Chief?
It's a stupid ego thing.
That's the only answer I need. Guys have multiple wives because of their egos.[/quote]Ma point is i am an African. . . . .ma tradition allows me more than one wife. . . . .
All i need to tell anyone that cares to listen is ma 1st wife cannot bring forth a male child.
Trust me, the whole world would take pity on me and lemme find a male generating mistress.

stillwater:
Men marry many wives out of stupidity and illiteracy, no two ways about that.

MKO Abiola, Ojukwu, Tafawa Balewa, IBB. . . . . .Are these ones illiterates or stupid??
U got alot to learn, Stilly.

@ Dr Kitaun,

Leave Ibime alone. . . . . . . . I understand his type very well.
He is trying hard to be noticed but he forgets it takes a lot of knowledge to be noticed here.
No amount of articles culled from goal.com can move me. . . . .I always respect people that watch matches than people who wait on websites.
Ibime is a troll who waits for goal.com and BBC before he can say his views on any game.
A guy that was born n raised in a PH village with no electricity can only watch games in his DREAMS.
Did he say he came to Europe in 1996?? White elephant lie. . . . .
Ibime's first feel of an airplane was in 2006.

Mr Niger-Delta, u have a very shallow football knowledge.
There are some people u should not even try to debate with here. . . . . .
Blimey, U cannot even match Razorr pound for pound and u are here spewing piffle because u are now fortunate to be living in the UK.
As far as i am concerned, u are a JJC when european footie comes to the table.

Ibime:
Attack of the clones. . . . lol.

Are you sure? Why don't you pull it up? I been playing and watching football since 1990, not even 1996. I came to Europe in 1996 and I believe my knowledge of European football to be almost complete from 1996 onwards. That does not mean I do not know what happened before 1996 . . . but unlike some who started watching European football since DSTV came in, I do not claim to be able to have perfect knowledge of what happened before I came to Europe and I do not argue with people who do - just like I do not argue with Akola about Nigerian League. Some dudes got their DSTV in 2001 - and they want to argue over what happened in French League in 1996: Imperfect information!

Stop feeding us chaff. . . . . . You know nuthing about football. . . . .
You can lie from Nairaland to Nepal but telling us u came to Europe in 1996 shows u had little or no knowledge at all about football before u traveled.
I will school u on what happened in Europe pre-1996 and post-1996.
Born n bred in the Niger-Delta, all u knew way back was crude oil and white men with their white helmets.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=158475.msg2630707#msg2630707 date=1218242509]Your tradition does not allow you to be a polygamist. Poverty drives them to go and produce children so that they do not have to employ labour. I want to watch you fly 10 kids on business class to naija for holidays.[/quote]Don't be naive. . . . . .men marry many wives to show strength. . . . . . .It's an ego thang.
Kings and rich Chiefs marry many wives and make children. . . . Were princes n princesses used for any sorta labour??

Abraham, David, Solomon . . . .should i go on??
All of em are in heaven waiting for righteous men like me to make it through the pearly gates.
Ma tradition allows me to be a polygamist. . . . . It is up to me to choose that path or REFUSE.

I am an African, that comes FIRST.

U love talking via ur ass, don't u??
This was the same person that said Hannibal is insultive.
Take a look at ur latest drivel/prattle and tell me u have not been acting like a deranged camel.

So a woman who sets out to sleep with a married man deliberately is innocent??
What else are u gonna tell us here?? Queen Jezebel is a saint??

What is ur question?

Give us the name of the village where it is possible for a man to father 6 kids that ain't his. . . .
I can tell u here that chaos and anarchy would reign supreme in the village.

Men cheat, women CHEAT even more.
To put the blame on MEN alone is turning ma stomach.
What do u have to say to Monica Lewinsky giving oral in the oval office?

@ J-gurl,

Give up and let MEN be.
The happiest village in Nigeria is where women sleep around with many men?? U must give us the name of this village.
Hannibal wants to know the village dominated by bastards.

@ J-girl,

Women should live with IT!!!

Thankfully, where we all come from, Polying is widely accepted.
If u take a sample and count the number of polygamists on ur street, they outweigh the monogamist.
One Alhaji can have 19 wives. . . . . . . Tell me a woman with 5 husbands in Nigeria under the same roof.
A man's strength/wealth is sometimes measured by the number of women he sleeps with under his roof. . . .
I am an African. . . .ma tradition allows it.

vivaladiva:
this phenomenon is probably only found in third world countries like nigeria and probably amongst nigerian in the diaspora

It's a global phenomenom. . . . . . .Whether Nigerians do it more is open to anutha debate though.

@ J-gurl,

Every man should remain single and faithful and allow women to cheat under their noses?? Yea right!!!
So whatz the point in marriage then if women/men go on a cheating spree?
Where is the nearest Abbey in London?
Hannibal is checking in.