₦airaland Forum

eldee:
Erm . . . I don't think you can use Lagos, Abuja and bout three other big cities to describe Nigeria
In some places like Ijesha, having only one wife places you lower than a Nigerian that cannot afford to live comfortably

Is that a deliberate error??
That should read. . . . . .In some remote places like Ilesha.
Modify before i scream BLUE MURDER.

@ Presido1,

He said so. . . . . .I jusr saw it.
Adebayor missed from 6 yards when he had the goal gaping.
His effort was cleared off the line. . . . .How he missed that defies all known laws of trajectory.

Sisikill:
Yep, because it's done wonders with American Men. Why, there's hardly any cheating anymore.

In fact, Oprah dedicated an entire show on this issue. Who woulda thunk. . . Television, The Secret Cure for Societal ills.

What next - TV to discourage Murder? TV to Discourage Teen Pregnancy? TV to Discourage Drug Use?

Whoa! The Possibilities are endless! Utopia here we come!!

Anutha avalanche of SARC coming from Sisikill.
Maybe i should have u on a mouse arrest.

syren:
Alize blue actually, I like the exotic taste.

Will you live in the village with her?

I think i must get some bottles of alcopops meself. . . . .The thunk of sipping Alize this evening is appealing.

Live in the village with her?? Hell Nah.
That won't be happening. . . . . I am taking her as far away from her village as possible to posh her up.
20+ years in her village should be enough for her. . . . Let her taste some bits of civilization.

@ Lordimpaq,

Arsenal has failed to live up to expectation!!!

They cannot even pass like we know them to be. . . . .Those Ajax players have showed grit and they get the ball quickly to the attack.
Huntelaar has been a menace as usual. . . . . Toure/Gallas look rusty. It must be the pre-season schitzo.
They are better than that. . . . .Gallas even kicked the air when he was supposed to clear the ball.

Ajax on their part have shown the Van Basten factor.

@ Ibime,

U make more mistakes than anyone else but no one dwells on it like you do.

Did u not say France was the first to deploy the 4-2-3-1 formation in France 98?
Even ma grandmother knows France had 3 midfielders in Karembeu, Deschamps and Emmanuel Petit.
There are some unforgivable mistakes. . . .This is one of em!!!!!
Stick to ur table-soccer and leave footie analysis for peops like me. . . . .going to google to dig out names of past legends doesnt make u any astute.
Learn from the master!!!!

@ Syren,

It will be TRUE LOVE.
Village chics have the midas touch. . . .
They are pure, unsullied and untouched by the civilisation fog!!!

U are drinking RED PASSION Alize??
I doff me hats for u.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What a volley from Suarez??
This is the best goal i have seen this summer.
Almunia n Lehmann put together couldn't have saved that.

Arsenal 0-1 Ajax.

HUNTELAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR scores
2-0 to AJAX.
Anutha sweetly struck volley from Huntelaar. . . . .This guy is a born predator.
Fergie, please buy this DUDE.

DeepZone:
At least i know your connections begins and ends with big fat obnoxious British floozies.

If u say so. . . . . . .
How's ur Ijesha boy/f again?? I think u need to catch him first before trying to catch me.
He is a serial cheat!

Akolawole:
I hope you know what they call typo sha.

What does living in England has to do with footie knowledge?

No wonder you once said Naija Sports Analyst don't know jack and i challenge you to mention the one that you can match.

I am still waiting for the response till today.

Don't know why u waste words on Ibime. . . . . .What does he know about European football.
Ibime n Dayo read from the net. . . . .They don't watch games. . . .
U will only see em after the games regurgitating the same piece of rubbish one can read on newspapers.

I am not a supporter of Jose Mourinho too but Ibime's pinkeye is legendary.

@ Syren,

Still drinking MALT??

Village gurls make the best wives.
No complains, they are submissive, they can make stones taste like beans and they are fabulous with domestic chores.
I am still considering marrying one in Enugu or Imo.

@ Debo,

Dont be too confident. . . . . .These Ajax boys have shown grit.
Arsenal(for the 1st time this year), haven't been able to impose their passing game here.
Ajax have coped well and are creating chances of their own seamlessly.

DeepZone:
You are just taking us back to the 18th C. what? Because the gov will be mad, is that why he should kill his wife? Why didn't obasanjo kill Gbenga now? Isn't a spouse close enough to be a blood relation?

18th century me ass. . . . . . What is Nuhu Ribadu facing these days?
U would be surprised ur TV program victims would drop a dead body in ur backyard and call the cops to DO u for MURDER.
By the time u spend 3 years in Kirri-Kirri without a trial, u would be forced to withdraw ur sillyness.

In a jungle like Nigeria, anything goes.
Even the average Joe has got connections somewhere. U will never know WHO IS WHO!!!

Did anyone see Adebayor's miss??

One on one with the goalie in the 2nd minute and he missed. . . . .now i know why Debo is not crazy about Ade.
He is a plonker.
Ajax's 4-3-3 system seems to be working. . . . . .The wide players are really giving Clichy and Sagna something to worry about.

syren:
we're not talking of whether she is "classy" we're talking of class levels like working class, middle class etc. I don't think their class that makes someone a better partner.

Really??

If the topic is based on working class, middle class and what not then it depends on the individuals.
Some men won't marry Uni graduates, they prefer to go to the village and marry because of the moral decadence in Nigerian Unis.
One man's meat. . . . .

Can Walcott play on the left wing??
Whats Wenger playing at??

Is he aware he is against the tactical maestro Marco Van Basten??
Huntelaar should prove himself here. . . . . .No thrills no frills.
Score a hatrick and wear Saha's number 9 shirt.

I am impressed with Gallas though(some sorta maturity with his skin cut).
Kolo Toure looks like a Arrow.
Eboue?? Wenger must be shagging Eboue's granny.

DeepZone:
Look at how you are rejoicing and praising God for such barbaric practice in Nigeria, ; With the high incidence of monogamy obtainable in the Nigerian urban society, cheating is slowly becoming a factor. Haven't you seen men in Naija being disgraced by their wives b/c she caught him in a hotel with another woman?

Urban society ma foot!!!
Go and catch a Governor/Senator cheating and letz see if ur dead bloated body will not be floating on Lagos lagoon the next day.
What do u think Nigeria is?? If u don't believe me, ask Dele Giwa.

Whatever it depends on. . . . .a classless babe won't even attract me in the 1st place.
Let her find one of her kinds.

doyin13:
hehehehe. . . .

I will bet Nani is sold off in a few seasons to either
Benfica, Lisbon or Porto

Unlike Ronaldo who was always an athlete, turning a game on its
head on his debut against Bolton or breaking Cashley's ankles. . .
One could see the enormous upside with Ronaldo

With Nani. . . .I don't know the skills you have seen o, . . . . .His compilation
videos on Youtube are boring. . . . . . . .mostly long range shots.

Anyways. . . .keep being optimistic.

Obviously, u haven't been listening to Ferguson.
He believes so much in Nani and Anderson. . . . .He said everytime he looks at Nani's eyes. . . .He sees sheer HUNGER.
The desire to succeed at the top level. . .He had the biggest task in Moscow. . .
Lose his penalty kick and Chelsea wins without Terry kicking a ball. . . . That was how massive/decisive his kick was.

Nani is an athlete. . . . .Go and check his number of assists mostly from corner-kicks and crosses.
The only thing left for him is to make the right decisions at the right time. . . . .Ronaldo was like that too in his early days at OT.
Nani has more. . . . .He's got a wonderful finish(something Ronaldo just found last season).
If Nani develops in a way Fergie expects him to develop. . . . .He would be greater than Ronaldo.

Jeeeeeeeeez. . . . . .Where's the discipline in the Arsenal team?? What kinda hair-cut is Kolo Toure parading?
Sagna looks like a Calabar Masquerade and Adebayor has plaited again after his jerry curls like Easy E last week.
I hope Huntelaar scores a hatrick. . . . . That should arouse Fergie to splash on him ASAP.

DeepZone:
Isn't that the more reason why we are still in the pit hole?
Again, did you say cheating is accepted in Nigeria? Polygamy is a different case.

One has to cheat before bringing the 2nd/3rd wife home!!!
The affair musta started, the husband musta knocked the woman up before deciding to bring her HOME!!!
Cheating is widely accepted in Nigeria which is why i love the country.

The Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal wouldn't have moved anyone if it had happened to Abacha or OBJ.
That is how insensitive Nigerians are to extra marital schitzo.
As long as a woman uses her legs to visit a man in his den. . . . .anything that happens after then is HER FAULT.
Sad but TRUE.

@ Debosky,

Nani is a Portugese international(are u aware of that??)
Ronaldo was worse than Nani in the 2003/04 season. . . . .That was the genesis of his beef with Ruud.
Nani's goals should tell u a lot about what he is about. . . .no question!!!

@ AJITERU,

Arsenal's game has not started yet.
Kool ya jets!!!

@ Doyin13,

Nani is a "work in progress"
Can he match Ronaldo's skills?? A resounding YES!!
Under the red nose of Sir Alex, Nani would go places.

Jeeeez. . . . . .Inter 0-0 Sevilla.
This is good news for Wenger!!!

DeepZone:
Now you are promoting violence. You think we wont have body guards? You are a chief will not save you from this impending disgrace. Zip up or get disgraced!

Cheating is widely accepted in Nigeria. . . . . Thats the fundamental error u are making.
A society that allows polygamy will not raise an eyebrow on issues of extra marital activities.
The same country where a man can take a woman home unchallenged and tell the housewives to prepare a room for her ASAP.
Gosh. . . . I love that country. . . . .I am relocating in few years time to enjoy whats left of the male dominated society.

Does Class Matter In A Relationship?

Of course . . . . . . CLASS matter a great deal.
One's partner should be a reflection of one's self. . . .
I cannot be with a partner that cannot read/write or express herself fluently.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

@ Lordimpaq,

What about the Valentine's week MASSACRE!!
Nani, Fletcher and Wazza pulverised a very strong Arsenal side.
Does that count?

lordimpaq:
@jackal

why in the world would you think that gunners are homos,

it beats me,

Gaynners are HOMOs world wide. . . . . It's an accepted law of nature.
[b]ARSE[/b]nal. . . . .[b]ARSE[/b]ne. . . . everything is ARSE, ARSE and more ARSES.

@ Doyin13,

Just like u whupped us in Abuja??
Nani and Apache would get the GOALS.

@ Debosky,

Why put all his eggs in one basket??
What if Fabregas breaks metatarsal??
Accidents do happen.

Tell me Nani is not better than any left-footed player u have in Arsenal. . . .
Rosicky?? Not a chance.
Van Persie(he cannot even hug the touch line and play as a winger, can he cross the ball?)
Eboue?(try Ebola)
Diaby?(my grandmother can do better than the mallam).

sistawoman:
Whos bashing who now

I am not bashing anyone . . . .
All i am saying is girls or women = FEMALE.
Whats the difference between a gurl and a woman?

@ Lordimpaq,

The 6-1 game was hilarious!!!

Dwight Yorke scored his hatrick under 20 mins.
It was so hilarious the way the goals were flowing. . . . .Fans had to chant. . . .ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!!
After the game, Wenger agreed the United team were too superb. . . .He said: No one could catch them.

DeepZone:
Here comes our resident ashawo. Pray tell they don't start that TV program in Naija b/c I'll personally give your wife money to hire them so i can laugh and fart loud watching you being disgraced on national tv.

Go and start the TV program in Nigeria. . . .and letz see if ur employees won't get BEATEN to a pulp!!!
A lawless country like Nigeria where slapping someone openly is as acceptable as a handshake cannot augur well for your program.
Ma wifey understands the kinda man i am. . . .as long as i come back home to eat her FOOD. . .she doesn't give a rat who i ball!!!!

sistawoman:
If they are accepting this behavior does that really qualify them as women or girls?

Women or Girls. . . . . .As long as they are female(who cares)!!!

U won't be saying this in the next 48 hours.

Nani, Tevez, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Fletcher are all rearing to go.
It will be so disgraceful watching Fraizer Campbell and Possebon taking the piss on James to score mouth watering goalz.
Man Utd beating Pompey 4-0 with an under-strength team might make Harry lose his job.

@ Lordimpaq,

Of course, many of y'all Gaynners would be happy to see the back of me!!!
Who would taunt y'all gay asses when u lose??
I am warming up.

@ Folahann,

Cesc was a slow starter if u compare him to Ronaldo, Messi, Bojan, Nani and Anderson.
Anyways, lets just leave the argument for now. . . .

Arsene Wenger appears to take the Amsterdam tournament serious. . . . .WTF??
His team list this evening is staggering. . . . . It's the CALVARY!!!

                           Almunia

Sagna      Toure            Gallas          Clichy

Eboue    Fabregas       Denilson        Walcott

            Van Persie        Adebayor

Can someone tell your gaffer this is not the UCL final??

debosky:
Like I told stan, that is a meaningless argument/point. The only reasons you would accept those players is because of your deficiencies in those positions No? So what does that really prove? NOTHING.

Can you name the stars of the other competitions who never amounted to much? What happened to Sinama Pongolle? Did he ever become a star? You cannot remove the detailed and focused nurturing that these talents need to blossom into the finished article - knowing of their existence is a moot point. Coaches still need to groom these players from talented youngsters into accomplished professionals.

Someone will soon come and say they knew Clichy when he was playing at Caen. (Note all these declarations happen AFTER the fact)

Deficiencies in em postions is hardly the point. . . .
Afterall, Van Der Sar, Vidic, Rio, Evra, Rooney, Ronaldo and Nani would walk into the starting XI of Arsenal without breaking sweats.
The team quality is the key here. . . . . .nuthing else.

Sinama Pongolle went to the wrong club. . . . . Gerrard Houllier is a Arrow. . . what does he know about player development??
Put the same Pongolle or Mikel Obi in OT or under the nose of Arsene Wenger and he woulda blazed the league. . . .
Football players are like Rap artistes. . . . apart from their budding talent, they need a conducive environment n management to blossom.
Would 50 cent have made it big under Kennis Music?? Ya guess is as good as mine.

debosky:
So if men cheat and keep it quiet that makes it better I think you should stop driving that truck, the carbon monoxide fumes are wrecking your brain

Carboxyhaemoglobin!!!!
She might give up the ghost any moment from now.

sistawoman:
So this makes it acceptable?

Very acceptable. . . . . . .
Weird as it may sound, players are more likely to get more babes than the jew man.
That tells u how screwed up today's women are.