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DeepZone:
Yesooo, it happens a lot these days. How many women have you seen on this forum bragging about cheating? But you see the likes of 4play, Eldee, Hannibal and Sly broadcast theirs as if they won the olympic gold medal.

The fact that women don't come here to brag about CHEATING does not mean they don't CHEAT!!!!
Afterall, i know about 20 women that have cheated at one point or the other on this forum so whatz the fuss??
Besides, the society frowns at a cheating woman. . . . .A cheating man is a Player(it is well accepted). . .Street credibility n macho status.

@ Folahann,

I saw Superstan's post and i think he was on point with his arguments.
Cesc Fabregas was the star of the tournament in the FIFA under 17 world cup in 2005 just like Anderson dominated the 2003 Edition.
I have known him since then cos there was so much hype about him. . . . .He was just like Bojan/Chrisantus in the 2007 Edition.
If Chrisantus joins Real Madrid now and bangs 40 goals a season, would u give Ben Schuster all the credits? HELL NO!!!
Fab4 has always been a good player, would he walk into the United starting XI with Scholes, Carrick, Hargo and Anderson?? Hell freaking NO!!!
In all honesty, only Sagna n Eduardo would make the United starting team.

@ Lordimpaq,

Lordi the GREAT!!!!!
The most intelligent GAYnner on Nairaland. . . . . . . I am back to terrorise Gaynners as usual.
More ammo in me coffers for any cretinous and verminous poofs that might wanna drop me decimals.
Still vulgaric, ornery and extremely choleric. . . . . It's gonna be GORE for anutha 9 months.

P.S. Where is Debosky??  Where is the predictions thread?? I am ready to spill from me crystal ball.

debosky:
There will be many snags along the course of the season, the title is going to Arsenal, let there be no doubt.

Scolari will not lie down like Grant did, neither will Liverpool do their usual butt spreading for MU, things are going to be highly interesting, but Arsenal FC is going to carry the day.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, after the Community Shield on Sunday, the 2008/2009 Premiership Prediction Thread will go live!!

United is well equipped to deal with y'all. . . . . . We have the best defence and midfield but we lack depth in the attack.
Maybe this Amsterdam tournament would convince Fergie to pinch Huntelaar(i wish he bags a hatrick against Gaynners).
Scolari is under immense pressure, he must deliver. . . . . .Fergie has defended his title once, he's got nuthing to lose this term.
Wazza is back, APACHE is firing and the indomitable BACK FOUR are ready to blow like nitro.

@ Debosky,

The Cannibal hasn't missed much then if thatz all to it. . . . . . . .
Why are y'all mournful cos Cristiano is staying. . . . . .Don't despair, he won't play till september so y'all should be way ahead by the time he gets back.
I expect him to bang 50 goals this season though.

Watching Cesc on the stands now. . . . . He looks annoyingly fresh.
Seems like he is up for the battle in the next hour.
Can the Gaynners win the Amsterdam tournament with Jose Mourinho hovering around the cup?? Me thinks NOT!!!

debosky:
Good thing Ronaldo is staying, it gives the premiership something interesting.

There will be NO EXCUSE for the Scumtwats when they surrender the title to ARSENAL.

Surrender the title?? U gotta be fucking kidding moi!!!!
It's United's title by a mile. . . . . . . . The only snag is Ferguson gloating he might not buy a striker afterall.
The gaffer said:"There may be no more addition to the squad of last season afterall, cos the squad of last season didn't do badly"
United's first trophy this season should be won on sunday when we deal with those Pompey tards!!!!
Doyin13 should start praying.

@ Debosky,

Few days off and y'all GAYnners are still having pre-ejaculations over Jackal. . . . . This is hilarious!!!
What have i done this time? Ma TV is locked on the Amsterdam tournament as we speak and i can't wait to see GAYnners lose again.
I have not been active since monday. . . . .what have i missed??

bolaoni:
ehie,

mind you, Ronny has not won everything with United. he is yet to win the World Club Championship, he is yet to be crowned both European Footballer and World Footballer of the year. When he gets all those as a United player, he will be allowed to go in PEACE. Trust Fergie on this

Those who sow must reap my man. I am not sure Real would have allowed Figo and Zizou leave in their prime days. So why should Fergie allow Ronny leave when he has not reaped all his hardwork on the guy. It will be a big curse my man for one to sow and others to reap

I have just finished reading the interview Ronnie granted and I am touched by his humility. He admitted being at fault for all the brouhaha and I think we should all forget and move on as we have been doing for years.

All the "enemies" should watch out as the new season gets underway this Sunday at Wembley.

Glory, Glory, Man United!

Ferguson is now trying to lure the portugeezer into anutha long contract. Fergie is god!!
I saw his press conference on MUTV earlier and he said he hopes he can lure Ronaldo to stay for many more years before going to Madrid.
Rooney has returned to training but i doubt he wld play on sunday. . . . .Carrick is a sure starter.
The season is about to kick off. . . . . . . .It's going to be anutha jolly ride.

@ Poison Ivy,

Lucifer doesn't faze me one jot!!

I can handle him and we should get along well. . . .
With 5 bottles of palm wine and some bluntz, we would be feening high on an Island cliff.
Tell ur brother to prepare for this prince from Africa.

stillwater:
What I mean is you have the build, semblance and gait of the Pope but you still remain a sinner.

This chic knows me more than i know meself. . . . . . Very funny!!
U comparing a young heart like me to a 70+ old man.
Semblance and gait. . . . please stop reading romance novels.

Joseph6:
with all the fumbling on nl it means u have an alter ego

Alter-ego??
What has this topic gotta do with that, Mr Joseph?
Are u dreaming again?

Hanging out with a sinner??
Make a decision . . . . .Is he a Pope or a sinner??

Thanx for admitting ya pinkeye.
All u can see is a mirage.

Here we go again. . . . . .

Arsenal lads are young, Arsenal play sexy football. . . . . When are we gonna dump these kinda talks and be REAL??
United play sexy football as well with an END PRODUCT. It got us 2 huge titles last season.
So what would make me jealous?? A team that is going into the 5th season without a league title??
May God bless y'all.

Poison Ivy:
Go chat3mebac , I pray your Antidote works, because if it doesn't, then I wont be able to take you Island hopping, Que las ti ma,

Ma Antidote is the shiznit. . . . .
What's ur bruvva's name?? I wanna be his friend to get to u. . . .
Island hopping would take care of itself when i become ur bruvva's pal and we go mount climbing and deep sea diving.
I forgot to tell u this. . . . . I am the best fisherman in Nigeria.

stillwater:
You ought to be dead by now either by stoning or being burnt on a stake because your sins are uncountable!!!!

Sins?? Come on. . . . . I am 100% dead certain u won't hang out with a sinner, would ya??

Well, it's actually NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!!!

Yes it is. . . . . .I am imploring u to hold a convention for ya Naija sisters to polish their attitude.

In my eyes it does. The pope's white, isn't he?

Ya pinkeye is at work then.

[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=17491.msg2609206#msg2609206 date=1217884327]hannibal
if you guz can do without him, then allow him to achieve his childhood dream of playing for madrid.

at least learn from us, when madrid wanted henry we refused and the next season he was poor so also was vieira.[/quote]He is under a contract. . . . . Do u know what that means?
Ronaldo is still under a 4-year contract which he must honour. . . . No one held a gun to his head when he signed the dotted lines.
Besides, Real Madrid cannot AFFORD Ronaldo's fees. . . . .They cannot pay 80 milla pounds. They don't have such money.
They will have to sell the Bernabeu to the Glazers to force such move.

We still have Fraizer Campbell, Manucho and Welbeck. . . . .Don't worry about us(we are covered).

Poison Ivy:
Ok they say the race is not for the swift, but for those who can endure. So you see, go ahead and devour ma flesh, afterall, it's POISON

I have got the ~Antidote~
Ma middlename is Endurance.

stillwater:
Love for love, hate for hate? Hello!!!! Is someone still locked up in mosaic laws or what?

I love Moses. . . . . He was a no nonsense guy. . . .If u cheat on ur partner(death). . . . .sleep with someone outta wedlock(death).

You are just exagerrating, most girls pretend on dates, FYI. The last thing on her mind is to belittle herself in your eyes by consuming food like there's no tomorrow.

In these days of independent women, these lasses dont really care what u think.
They clean the plates in a way that would make a dishwasher green with ENVY.

And yes you look like the POPE!!!!

Look at me profile and tell me that pic look like the POPE!!

[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=17491.msg2609156#msg2609156 date=1217883599]man u is a one man team, without the irreplaceble ronaldo, the team is finished.

just look @ your pre season games; arbedeen, pirates, chiefs, portmouth,


please tel fergie to beg hamburg so that yiu can test your team properly, because that is the reason behind our(gunners) down fall last season.[/quote]Irreplacable Ronaldo didn't feature when Nani and Fletcher pulverised a full-team Arsenal at OT.
With Nani and JS Park on the wings. . . . .Ronaldo is 100% dispensable.

Poison Ivy:
They didnt nicknamed me "Pitbull" for no reason. My brothers friends knew me too well, so they stayed a great distance, Chase me? LOL, I would have loved to see you try. I was the fastest runner back on the islands, ask anyone,

Pitbull?? Hahahahahah
I am a cheetah. . . . . . .No known animal can race me in a sprint.
Within 20 secs, i would be devouring ur flesh.

stillwater:
Ohhhh, so you can't do things out of selflessness and let go, you must get something in return, oh I see. What's in $200 dollars by the way? A moral lesson I've learned today--- Don't take gifts, favors, from guys!!!!!!!

Selflessness when the babe in question is self centred?? Do i look like the Pope??
I give back what i earn. . . . .Love for Love. . . .Hate for Hate.
A chic going out on a date to EAT like a freshly released prisoner from a Mexican Jail won't get me LOVE.
Let it be known these kinda chics won't even spend such amount on themselves but they are ready to spend a geezer's money.
Its pathetic!!!

Poison Ivy:
There, you've answered your question (check highlighter portion), That's all it would ever be a crush, and we all know what happens to crushes. ,

I don't need the added stress and/or drama, so I would rather get involve with someone my brothers don't know and vice versa.

U are lucky i am not ur brother's best friend . . .
I would chase u from your school to the synagogue. . . . .The aggression, verve and tenacity would be too much to bear.
Under 24 hours, u would be writing love letters how u think i am hotter than James Bond.

doyin13:
Jackal . . . .

I don''t know what kind of babes you take on dates.

The ones I chaperone often want to prove they don't eat much and care about their
figure. . . .

Shut up. . . . . Look who's talking. Mr "more cushion for the pushin"
Don't even let me open your can of worms. . . . . .You date Sumo Fighters!!!!
What about the Edo babe u took to a chinese restaurant??
Didn't u say she had to be ushered out after getting up 8 times to take Singapore chow-mein. . . .
It's a buffet but then EIGHT TIMES?? Is she insane??

stillwater:
I knew that--- just pulling your skinny legs

Skinny?? 

If she doesn't suit you you dump her now, it's as simple as that. Once beaten twice shy, abi? Who drinks 6 packs of juice at a go?

Dump after spending $200 on her meal??
Does it make any bedroom/economic sense to u??

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

2-0.

Gibson has scored the 2nd goal
Let Peterboro do the playing. . . . . . The Red Devils would do the scoring.
Nani has really impressed me. . . . .I think we can now sell Ronaldo.
Luix Nani has come of age. . . . His delivery and judgement have improved massively.

Poison Ivy:
I wont, All my brothers friends, they included, are man-hoes, So why would I subject myself to that? I know since they all roll together, my brothers won't correct or even report to me if he is cheating. I am not going to see fire, jump in, then scream for help oo, It's a bit NO NO where I am concerned.

And if u have got some massive CRUSH on this dude. . . .what would u do??
Besides, no brother would allow his pals to devour his sister. . . . .Are u kidding me??
Brothers are protective when it comes to their sisters especially if he is a PLAYA himself.

stillwater:
Empty purse? My mascara, eyepencils, lipstick, phone, ATM card and spare change don't make my purse empty So I don't know where you got empty from.

Empty in this context means no "CASH" in ur purse. . . .Or would u pay with your lip-stick??

I'll give him the opportunity to choose the restaurant or wherever we are going, so he has no audacity to complain when the time for paying comes

U have to understand some babes are gluttonic There was this babe in ma Uni that could drink 6 packs of a fruit juice in one sitting.
Besides, they wanna go home with take-away packs that would last em for anutha week. . . .Puhleeeeease!!!!
Why won't the guy complain when the bill comes on the table. . . a meal of $200 becomes $900.

stillwater:
Wrong!!!!!!!! I take my purse with my own money everywhere. I can't afford to find myself stranded. I have to put into consideration cases of dates running away and leaving you to foot the bill. I can't see myself washing plates to clear the bills, abeg!!!

Taking ur purse with u is way different from having substantial wad of money in it.
Whats the point in taking an empty purse? Dress sense?? Get out of here!!!

Days of equality my foot!!!!! Any man that demands I pay would lose my respect, only when he's broke will I take over . It's just like going out with my dad and he says I pay, biko puo!!!!!!!

We are talking about the FIRST DATE?? How would u expect him to be broke in y'all first date?

Man-eater. . . . U are here again.

Why would the dude pay?
In these days of sex equality, they should go DUTCH unless the guy insists on paying.
However, women go on a first date without even taking their purses(esp Naija women).
They expect the man to pay for their meal and get a cab for em with the hope of going home with a take-away packs for the weekend.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Bleep's sake. . . . . . It's an OWN GOAL.
Honestly, Ferguson must now sign Huntelaar, i am tired of opponents scoring goals for us.
What nonsense!!!

Fergie's son must be writhing in pain now.

Dr Kitaun:
@Debosky

I dey jare . . .these nitwits keep multiplying because Hannibal keeps encouraging them, double standards ?

most of 'em are suffering from endometriosis but Chacal seems to have a way flowin with them, don't u think we need to check his present status

I wonder when the asinwis would know that reading through without posting rubbish aint no crime

For the love of mike. . . . . . Jackal must be responsible for Arsenal's wobbling at the Emirates cup.
When people sneeze here, it's Chacal.
When people cuss, it's Hannibal.
Don't u gay-asses get tired of tying me with ur pathetic club??
Dr Kitaun, u need Jesus in ur life.

Are u a troll??


Goalllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats wrong with this Tevez??
Gosh.

I cannot believe what people have turned this place to be.
Who are these trolls??

@ Dayokanu,

Take it easy on Gaynners now.
Why are u kicking em when they are already DOWN??
Lets wait and see what pans out. . . . .U never know, they might fly outta the blocks and win the 1st 15 games.
Trust me. . . .they would win one of their moronic/senseless shit(youngest team, stingiest manager, most beautiful pitch, fastest goal, latest goal).