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[quote author=Brash! link=topic=16992.msg2603489#msg2603489 date=1217788304]clap for yourself SHAKESPEARE!
What an excellent literature and peotry skills plus childishness, u have just displayed!
Go on my son, keep raving and ranting![/quote]Why ain't i surprised??

U don't come out calling people a liar without facts. . . .
Stop shooting urself on the foot. . . I don't know u from fuckever place u sprouted from. . .
Still dunno how its so hard for people to speak ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO. . .

Up yours!!

slimmy24:
Just wondering what you guys think of babes living in the same house with their boyfys?

Is it ok?? orrrrrrrrrr,

There's nothing wrong with it. . . .
It saves bills and thats very important.

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=16992.msg2603412#msg2603412 date=1217787315]And as for Hannibal ranting like a possessed animal, i hope you overcome your troubles, it is beyond what the world can cure u off!
Keep running your mouth, may God bless your sorry as.s![/quote]The rate at which dingbats come to this thread to spew fuckery is alarming.
A schlemiel with a single digit IQ like u rants like a camel on HEAT.
U didn't even see the game and u are here opening ur loud ass mouth like an accursed sonofabitch.
Flaming onanist.

cescky:
bros u sabi lie ooo nor be only u watch the match

Lies?? U think everyone listens to commentaries like u do??

U didn't see Robben taking Clichy apart with a smart leg-over and over-running the ball??
U didn't see Ruud's 20 yard shot that Almunia parried away??
Why should i even bovver?? Many of y'all Gaynners don't watch digital signals.
With pictures like water-colour prints u view . . .  .U couldn't have seen what i saw.

@ Brash,

The only thing stupid and irresponsible here is twats like u coming here to spew hokum when u didn't see the game.
U rely on websites to tell u the full story in a match. . . . Ya level of ignorance is staggering.
In few days, i would put up all the action i stated above from youtube.

talknafree:
Well i wanted to start up this topic earlier today but the "new topic" icon ran somewhere and by the time i came back to send it, i saw a similar post but it wont make sence to write my story as it has gone way beyond 5 pages. That's to show this topic na serious issue.

I will classify myself to be a social person who has friends withing every thinkable age,status,tribe,and social background. this kind of make me have lots of female friends who confide in me in all facet of their lives.

The issue now is that i have this particular lady (i could term her my best friend within the female folk) when she had a breakup with her boy friend i was the only person she could cry out her whole heart and kept asking me what she did wrong and all that, i am always the first person she talks to about career decisions, her toasters,family issues and of recent helping out with a business plan and implementation.

All along, i have always tried erasing any thought crossing my heart of starting up a relationship with her but the truth is this lady has given me every possible green light you can imagine on earth but yet i havent asked her out. she has used series of questions (i.e asking what exactly i want in my dream WIFE, if i can go out with a girl from her tribe,her age, her physche, and any other thing you can think of.). Her family know practically everything she wants them to know about me. the very first time she begged me to visit her place after i had turned down such invitation in the past I WAS TREATED LIKE A KING AT HER PLACE.

She doesnt really like listening to my talk about girls i like and al that. and tries to make it look we are dating amongst people.

Well i don't want to give the whole story about this lady so i don't start boring you guys but the question now is.

In as much as i like this girl very well as a friend i am scared of dating her çus i will hate myself if we get into a relationship and it doesnt work ass we expected it to. deffinately i know we wont be so close anymore. and on the other hand if i continue to resist this lady will think i am a SLACKER and probably "UNCLE WINNIE" down there isnt working properly as per she don give me body language tire.

Well i will appreciate only SERIOUS COMMENTS and ADVICE, but i am planning to ask her out this week (hopefully if we get to see on monday). i will deffinately keep you guys inform.

ABEG MAKE UNA WISH ME WELL, i am confused. and really want a wife and not a girl friend anymore (that she knows of).

Don't even waste precious minutes. . . . . .Give her what she wants ASAP.
In few weeks, she would hate u like a mongoose despises snakes if u keep stalling her.
Women don't really appreciate when men reject em. . . . Learn!!!

@ HNIC,

Go and celebrate your victory on ur thread. . . . .
What are u doing on the champions thread?? What effrontery!!
Scram now before we unleash the bloodhounds on ur scrawny ass.

@ Vicade,

I agree.

Madrid should have had a penalty as well. . . . .Almunia completely knocked Raul off-balance.
He prevented a goal scoring opportunity and Clatter-butt waved play on because Raul got up quickly.
This is one of the reasons players dive. . . . . When they stay down, they get decisionswhen they try to be honest, they get nada.

Tottenham have won the Jubilee tournament. . . . They trounced Borussia Dortmund 3-0.
Bent, Giovanni dos Santos and Jamie O'Hara all finding the net.
It seems the power has shifted in North London. . . . Tottenham have started their season with a silverware while Arsenal have failed.
Darren Bent to outscore Adebayor next season. . . .any takers??

javaprince: Thanks for the analysis. I still have a lot to learn, and I hate to admit that to a Rival especially to u an Arsenal Rival. Thanks once again , I never knew that Emirates Cup was a Cup in its own league different way of Scoring teams and assigning points.

@ Javaprince,

Don't be embarrassed about u having a lot to LEARN from a Man United fan.
United fans are the brightest on this forum so it's a natural phenomenom.

@ Javaprince,

Martin Jol is running away with the trophy, u are still there hoping.
Emirates cup is a crazy tournament. . . . .Points and goals count and only 2 matches can be played.
The competition has now ended officially.
Mark Clatter-butt tried his best to win the tournament for Arsenal when he awarded a dubious penalty.
Guti/Salgado nearly slapped him. . . . .How can he award a penalty with 2 players contesting for an aerial ball??

Hamburg finished with 7 points(one win and 4 goals scored)= 3 + 4= 7 points.
Madrid finished with 5 points(one win and 2 goals scored)= 3 + 2 = 5 points.
Arsenal finished with 4 points(one win and a solitary goal scored) 3 + 1 = 4 points.
Juventus also finished with 4 points but they conceded 3 goals so they came last.

@ Javaprince,

Just helping out as the match is exclusive only to United fans.

Bendtner(long neck) came on for Adebayor. . . . Vela, Wilshere and Eboue also came on. . .
The Gaynners are just kicking everyone in sight. . . . Diaby has broken Sneijder's knee(he could be out for the season).
Robben has been dealt with by Sagba n Eboue. . . . .Gallas nearly scythed Ruud's legs. . . . . What kinda stuffs Wenger teaches his boys??
Dirty, dirty geezers.

Hamburg will now win this tournament.

Arsene Wenger should just pay Adebayor 90k a week.
The Togolese just took the ball from the centre of the pitch and dribbled his way into Madrid's box and missed by 2 inches.
That was something similar to Maradona's goal in 86.

Arsenal should just sit on this goal and at least win this game . . .
Ruud and Robben have begun to grow in confidence.
Robben made Clichy look like a sunday team defender. . . . .His leg over nearly damaged Clichy's waist but Ruud slammed straight at Almunia.

Good contest.

Arsenal have been given a penalty. . . .

What a dive by Van Persie. . . . .Adebayor to take the pen.

ADEBAYOR scores . . . . . . .

@ ASL33,

Wenger must be livid now. . . . .
Ben Schuster has just brought in his own CALVARY.
Van Nistelrooy, Robben and Sneijder have joined the frame. . . . Madrid wants to win this tournament.
A win for em would condemn Arsenal to the bottom of the table.

[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=16992.msg2602820#msg2602820 date=1217778874]one criteria for being a gunner is PATIENCE, i don't blame you. just relax and the game the goals will come and when they start coming you will beg for them to stop.[/quote]Patience??  You guys should count y'allselves lucky.

Guti created the best chance yet. . . . He sliced Arsenal's defence open with a precision pass to find Raul one on one with Almunia.
Raul tried to do a roundhouse and fell. . . . . .Shoulda been a penalty but the ref ruled it out claiming Raul got up after falling.
In a normal game, that should be RED for Almunia and a penalty for Madrid.

as for heinze, he has a red devil blood in him because once a devil forever you remain a devil until you are delivered by fasting and prayers.

Arsenal fans are twats.
I don't think any Man Utd fan booed Ljunberg or any other Arsenal player that have moved on. . . .
Leave Gabby Heinze alone. . . .It's now 2 years he left Man Utd.

@ Folahann,

I dont have any keen interest on Gaynners. . . . I am only watching cos its predictions next week.
This is a way of doing some assessment.

Arsenal would struggle next season. . . . . . .Your strikers cannot score.
Where is Eduardo when u need him??. . . . . every other thing is in fabulous but in the final third, em lads are struggling.
Adebayor keeps heading without a sense of direction. . . .Walcott wants to take on everybody cos he sees himself as the new Henry.

The same familiar story. . .
Arsenal doing all the attacking with nuthing to show for it.

Good tempo, electrifying pace, ball retention ability but clueless in the final third.
The football is pretty wo watch but where is the FINISH??

Why are these pathetic Gaynners booing Heinze??

Robben is not starting for Madrid.

It's Robinho n Raul with Baptista leading Madrid's attack.
I cannot see Arsenal beating Madrid with a 4-goal margin. . . . not with Walcott and Diaby in the line up.
Hamburg would prolly win the tournament.

Hamburg 3-0 Juventus.

Hamburg just hammered 2 late goals in a space of 60 secs. . . .
They are now on 7 points!!!

Arsenal must beat Madrid 4-0 to WIN the emirates cup.

Arsenal's game won't start till 4pm.

Hamburg is still leading Juventus but Juvent is turning the screw . . . . . .
Anutha Juventus goal has been ruled out for OFFSIDE. . . .This peops know howto score em kinda goals.
I expect Juve to equalise in the last 10 mins though.

@ HNIC,

Fraizer Campbell is better than Bendtner!!! FACT!!!
Of course, i am Arsenal's official tormentor-in-chief but then i have got a big heart. . . . I pity Arsene Wenger's team this season.
I am ready to lend me support to Wenger but he has to beat Madrid 3-0 to win the Emirates cup now.

@ Dayokanu,

Wenger wants to win the Emirates cup and Hamburg is doing Arsenal a big favour because they r beating Juventus 1-0 at the moment.
Besides that, Wenger's team this afternoon is a full calvary.
Almunia, Gallas, Senderos, Sagna, Clichy, Diaby, Denilson, Walcott, Nasri, Adebayor, Van Persie.
I can't wait to see Wenger's team bite the dust against Raul, Robinho, Baptista, Guti, Diarra and Heinze.

grafikdon:
There is no specific definition of a 'Jew man'. Those who said it is a term used solely by 'cultist' are not very accurate, since the country does not revolve around 'cultists' and their terminology.

Here are some of the various categories of 'Jewmanship'

You are a 'Jew Man' If. . .

1. You don't sleep with a girl on a first date

2. Your sense of fashion is very shabby and 'repulsive' (I.e you are not a slave to fashion trend or wear those shapeless atrocious pants blowing in the wind like a tattered flag)

3. You don't have a girl friend

4. You talk about Jesus when others are talking about the female anatomy (You could be thrown out of the window if you don't watch it )

5. You go to those prayer meetings instead of the Ikwokirikwo parties

6. You have a girlfriend for more than three months but have never done anything beyond holding hands and hugging ('SuperDupaJuman' 'Ju-est of all Jumen')

7. You are physically ugly and have never done anything to enhance your looks (like a good haircut)

The Ju list is endless. . .

To sum it up, 'Jew Man' is a term (inflammatory and derogatory) often used by hooligans, irresponsible enthusiasts, miscreants etc to brand people who do not exactly fit into their definition of 'cool'. To these group of people, a gentleman may end up at the top of the 'ju' list. ;

Very funny.

doyin13:
Hehehehehe. . . .They must have read James Hadley Chase's 'Just Another Sucker'

U are nuthing but a wrinkled Arrow.

Just Anutha Sucka me ass. . . . . The woman got greedy on that one.
This is a different schitzo.

This teacher falling in love with his student should be led to a market square and CRUCIFIED.
How low can people get?? If ur testosterone gets outta hand. . . . aim it at the female teachers not ur own STUDENT.

obuchineme:
Apologies to the few decent men around. As for me nigerian men are He Goats,the never keep their zips up.
All over the places they are the same,even when you respect their ages and position they will still dissapoint
you by making sexual advances to you.
'Meloo ni mo fe so'.
Its most saddening when you need a favour from them,say admission or jobs they are cruel hearthless and shameless.
Especially bankers infact i feel like having some powers to expose these fools.
And at home they are fathers and husbands to their kids and wives in churches they are deacons elders pastors and the likes
Ours is a shameless generation worst than Sodom an Gomorah.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!!
Naija men again??

joe b:
@hannibal u sound like a guy i know, he is ghost rider of sports section, the guy who almost everybody wants to avoid when u are not supporting his team. hope u are not him.

@all where his jackal, the new season is at the corner hope he shows up to taunt those who needs to be taunted.

What else can i say??

Cristalz:
@poster
As lovingly as possible,explain to her that you love her,but heck,its too early to start making serious commitments because you haven't even got your feet on the ground yet,and neither has she. Its a crazy world out there o,not like within a Uni. Perhaps she doesn't know that.

Besides,if shez still in school or is also a fresh graduate,whoz to say shez not going to fall for someone else during her service year? Or meet some other rich,well-made dude and leave you heartbroken. She should slow down,simply build on making your love stronger and let what will be,be.There are some things you just don't force.

I couldn't have spewed that better.
Gracias!!!

@ C2MB,

Your ways with me??
Are u talking about SEX??

Cristalz:
It looked offside

It appears offside.
Afterall, Adebayor scored a goal with his 2 hands at OT and it counted.
On a good day, thats a blatant RED card cos it was deliberate.

Chat2MeBac:
Pay up now jare, I am she. Have I ever snooped on your Ipone, Blackberry or Wing?

Maybe.

Pataki:
That is the problem! Very hard to find one.

Thank u.

rubi:
There is nothing wrong in a man settling down first I admire that aspect but it depends on individual definition of settling down acquiring the whole world? both can start the journey together or instead let her go when he is ready they can talk if only the lady will still be available.

Not necessarily acquiring the whole world. . . .
I am talking of striving hard to acquire the basics like food, shelter n clothing for the couple.
When u start pressuring a young graduate to shoulder these responsibilities without a job then u are pushing him away.