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Politics › Re: Sit-at-home Day 1: Status From SE by hansomb: 8:17am On Jul 31, 2023
triple996:
this showdown will be very interesting. Ekpa vs kanu, UGM vs ibos
unknown gunmen terrorist vs Ipob terrorist aka peter Obi boys
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by hansomb: 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2023
Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance
u are a bad girl. Had to scroll back.
Politics › Re: Ibori Reacts To UK Court Ruling, Vows To Go To Appeal Court by hansomb: 10:13am On Jul 23, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Lavishly spending and dashing out wads of pounds sterling on the streets of London in broad daylight!

These people are still very angry with you.


Do you know the damage you would have done to their society through your opulent lavishness?

That's why they proactively swung into action to prevent the damage by swiftly arresting you.

Not like Nigeria where people will be abusing naira notes in parties and clubs in so doing contributing to the high rate of inflation
when is that ?
Politics › Re: Ibori Reacts To UK Court Ruling, Vows To Go To Appeal Court by hansomb: 10:11am On Jul 23, 2023
Phoen1X:
Now that (tinubu) his friend and confidant is the nigerian president,...he has learnt from the former's $460.000 drug money saga and how to beat the UK govt and remain afloat.
lol
Music/Radio › Re: Logos Olori's 'Jaye Lo' Video Causes Controversy by hansomb: 8:33am On Jul 23, 2023
Puss360:
Abeg they should rest.. when they use cross, rosary and even the church premises for music video, nobody says anything...but when it comes to any relics of Islam, they will be complaining upandan... If they are not okay with the Video they shouldn't watch it....
Last I checked, we are not ruled by religion...
That because you Christian don't value your religion too much, uv turn Christianity into a joke, turn secular music to normal praise and worship songs. Especially those cele church, shaking Yash anyhow inside church.
Career › Re: How Can A Single Guy Manage ₦‎25k Salary In Port Harcourt? by hansomb: 6:10am On Jul 23, 2023
wentroublecomes:
Really. I guess in the north coz the one I've been seeing and pricing is around 45k
yea, just sold mine 15k, which am currently regretting. It serves me well especially during coronavirus going to work.
Family › Re: Things They Will Not Tell You About Marriage.. by hansomb: 2:39pm On Jul 22, 2023
You must be acting like mumu even if you're not mumu. Seeking forgiveness whenever you err make the marriage long lasting
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, What Is Your Best Posture Or Position When Praying? by hansomb: 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2023
Kukutenla:
You greet your king the way others choose for you because you are his slaves. Others come and shake hands with same king.
The supreme being wants you to be his sons not his slaves. Slaveholding is a crime against humanity
and the wife ?
Career › Re: How Can A Single Guy Manage ₦‎25k Salary In Port Harcourt? by hansomb: 2:29pm On Jul 22, 2023
Collinsaik:
even the bicycle no easy to maintain. One of its tyre nw goes for #4000. one tube #2500. Asuming he needs to replace the one tyre each month, substract from 25k , how much does he have left? I think He should look for some other thing to do.
True sha, because me I no dey borrow anybody my bicycle. D dey I change tyre , hmm I feel am. Plus monthly normal service. Not easy.
Career › Re: How Can A Single Guy Manage ₦‎25k Salary In Port Harcourt? by hansomb: 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2023
wentroublecomes:
How much can one get bicycle? I need it too
You can get at 12 to 15 thousand
Properties › Re: Can 5 Million Naira Build This House? by hansomb: 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2023
We don finish dis argument try try on Twitter. Na gwanjo work fit do for 5m
Career › Re: How Can A Single Guy Manage ₦‎25k Salary In Port Harcourt? by hansomb: 10:33pm On Jul 16, 2023
Get a bicycle for transportation, buy all your food stuff at once, use night data, avoid women.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Celebrates 33rd Birthday Today by hansomb: 9:53am On Jul 16, 2023
I and wiz kid has the same kind of wine body. Ageless looking way 10 years younger. I don't tattoo, I don't drink, ai don't smoke, I don't womanise, so I even look way younger.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, What Is Your Best Posture Or Position When Praying? by hansomb: 9:43am On Jul 16, 2023
GoodIsGod:
You are partly right.
How do you pray when in transit in the Airplane. Face down on the floor of the plane?

grin

It won't take a minute when you will be arrested for disturbing other passengers.

Bro. Pray according to the demands of the occasion.
of course there's that provisions in Islam. If you sick ,you can pray laying on your back. If you can't stand like our President, you can do it sitting on floor or chair. Etc. Where the body is weak or incapable , the spirit (mind and soul ) takes over.
Politics › Re: Southwest Not Biafra: Gani Adams Warns Ekpa Against Sit-At-Home Protest In Lagos by hansomb: 9:37am On Jul 16, 2023
gentiles:
Cowards die many times before their death, cowardice and timidity runs in the veins of an average Yoruba man. Why is that Simon Ekpa has not tried sit at home in any S/S state? because he knows the consequence of such an action, but every tribe is making a mockery of Yorubas, because they are weak and spineless. Ekpa is a smart guy, he is only using the proposed sit at home in lagos to test the water, the real agenda is to continue from the destruction they unleashed on lagos in October 2020 under the guise of Endsars. Dis people too mumu
Yorubas are not weak. Yorubas uses there brain ( làkài atí òyé) to think (Rónú) b4 venturing into anything. Simplicity is not stupidity. The Igbo man beat chest/ daring with zero results/consequences achieved, infact his actions can be couter productive. The Hausa man does things without thinking the future consequences with result or without results. The Fulani man does thing without giving a fxck about the consequences. The Yoruba man weight his actions and the consequences. If favourable he does, if not he doesn't.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, What Is Your Best Posture Or Position When Praying? by hansomb: 9:24am On Jul 16, 2023
GoodIsGod:
grin

But God's ways are not our ways.

There is no amount of reference you give to God that is enough.
If you like summersault while Praying.

That's why you can use the common "you" for God.
The same "You" that you will use for your junior brother.

Pray while lying down, kneeling down, standing up, anyhow. Just make sure your heart and mind are in tune with heaven.
Shikena.
it's the posture that keeps the heart and mind in tune. For example the meditation posture relaxed the soul. Putting one forehead on the floor shows total humility. It reduces one's ego and pride. Kneeling shows one is seeking mercy/forgiveness. Raising both hands shows praise and salutations. Etc this are just my personal opinion. It like those Olympic athletes. They have ways which they carry their body which gives different results.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, What Is Your Best Posture Or Position When Praying? by hansomb: 8:59am On Jul 16, 2023
Edipet:
Posture does not matter, just communicate with God. With a pure heart
posture matter. Go great your King while posturing anyhow. They go use koboko reset one's brain. Then imagine praying to the supreme being. King of kings.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, What Is Your Best Posture Or Position When Praying? by hansomb:
We Muslims observe all in one prayer . When my grandfather visited a non Muslim Dr. The doctor urge him to be doing light exercises to improve his body, mind and soul. My grandfather demonstrated the Muslim way of praying and the Dr says that mode of exercise is very good not knowing it a way Muslims pray compulsory/mandatory 5 times a day ( 2+4+4+3+4 combo) + other voluntary ones in-between. Islam is indeed a blessing to mankind.

Politics › Re: Former President Buhari’s Son, Yusuf Buhari Spotted In London by hansomb:
jeromestarks:
See him standing and smiling with a clean christian girl.
Islam is a punishment to the poor.
And where is the stupid black dot those poor muslims use to have on their foreheads?

I can see surgery scar line in his head.
I could see his eyes looking unbalanced.
I could also see his mouth clearly out of place.

This guy has never been the same since the day he fell from power bike.
your fada. Even Jesus has the same dot on his forehead due to bowing down to God. You're very stupid n ignorant with that statement. It extremely very unfortunate that you could not see your stupidity.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Clears Ambush In Mangu (viewers Discretion Advised) by hansomb: 5:44pm On Jul 15, 2023
J3susFr3ak:
STOP BLOODY LYING!!

The Mwaghavul ethnic group i s NOT at war with the Ron or Berom or Irigwe ethnic groups.

In fact..NONE...ZERO...NADA...ZILCH....ABSOLUTELY NO PLATEAU INDIGENOUS ETHNIC GROUP IS WARRING WITH ANY OTHER!!

The common denominator is the Fulani Terrorist Ethnic groups allied with the Hausas who are majority MUSLIMS--who are clearly visitor settlers in Plateau bringing all the warring bloodshed and conflicts on the indigenous natives.

I personally lost two relatives minding their own business on their farms to these lunatic Fulani Terrorist who think they are smart. Commit the crime....then quickly run to the likely Muslim Army or Police Chief and report the same crime as "self defense or some other nonsense.


Your lies and days are numbered!!
everytime suspected herdsmen
Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Clears Ambush In Mangu (viewers Discretion Advised) by hansomb: 2:22pm On Jul 13, 2023
Most of those village crises are inter tribal crises some then coumoflage it to herdsmen vs farmer.
Politics › Re: Obi, Atiku React As Tinubu Gives Opposition Govs Slot For Boards Appointments by hansomb: 2:19pm On Jul 13, 2023
Tinubu harbour no hate. Reasons He keeps progressing
Politics › Re: EXPOSED: The Hidden Reason Why IPOB Declared Sit At Home In Southeast by hansomb: 2:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
Hmm
Politics › Re: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by hansomb: 1:56pm On Jul 13, 2023
Lol
Car Talk › Re: Pictures Of Innoson Manufacturing Plant In Nnewi, Anambra by hansomb: 1:40pm On Jul 13, 2023
XerXers:
Apart from Igbos, other Nigerians don't believe in themselves. They think the white man is super human. They think certain things are impossible without the white man. Why is it so hard for them to believe that Innoson actually produce the cars and not just an assembly? Just because they lack the acumen to nurture such enterprise from scratch they think it's impossible. They lack native intelligence
Igbo Ronu
Crime › Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by hansomb: 9:25am On Jul 13, 2023
thesilentman:
This story is real.The yahoo boy confessed at church revival service.This is one of the major reasons i prefer to cheat with a decent married woman to the average Nigerian girl.
cheat with married woman ? Your karma na shege pro max. No need for long story. Even white men as stupid and casual as they're don't joke when it comes to extra marital affairs.
Crime › Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by hansomb: 9:22am On Jul 13, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Where can I download the app that the babalawo used to calculate this stat?
chatgpt for science babalawo. Even the phone you are using has electric force, signalls, electro magnetic force and radiation that even white man can only describe but have Never seen it before. All these can be categorized as spirit. Has light ever shock you before. Did you see it physically? It's a spirit only God knows. What the white man was able to do is to discover that spirit and harnesses it power to do extraordinary thing like phone calls, radio, tv , satellite, internet, etc
Career › Re: Is It Possible To Get My Money Back? by hansomb: 9:15am On Jul 13, 2023
Most of the NGO have overseas sponsors. Tell them you will report them through social media, email, or phone call to their sponsors that they're cheaters and see how quickly they will pay you back.
Education › Re: First Yorùbá Textbook Unveiled In China by hansomb: 8:58am On Jul 13, 2023
Yoruba Amaka, Igbo Ronu.
Crime › Re: People's Comment I Don't Read by hansomb: 9:04am On Jul 12, 2023
I hardly check names when reading comments.

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