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She is too skinny..Na Bone go dey her Pussy..

whirlwind7:
On behalf of all snake in naija, this letter of appeal goes out to everyone out there.

It is with a genuine feeling of dread and fear of extinction that we are pleading for mercy and leniency from all denizens.

We know that we are greatly despised and abhorred by almost everyone. We understand that, and we have been living with it for generations. Perhaps it's because the Creator permitted the devil to take our appearance when he deceived Eve in Eden's garden. Or perhaps it's because the very sight of our magnificently slithering and sexy body evokes a primordial fear in humans?

Whatever the reason may be, kindly note that we were all created by the same source. We have the right to eat, breathe and shyte like everyone else.

We can actually point you in the direction of better and more fulfilling targets to quench your lust for our wholesale slaughter: Your politicians!

Do to your corrupt politicians what you have been doing to us, and we more than guarantee you, that we would both have better living conditions. Politicians' poor environmental preservation policy has contributed to the destruction of our natural habitats. We need shelter, just like everyone else!

We believe a plate of catfish pepper soup beats the flavour of a serpentine treat, anyday, anytime.

Live and let live. Thank you.
Kindly join us to observe this moment of silence for our departed comrade. We shall overcome!

Signed: Committee for a better human and serpent relationship.

Are you a Snake?

bigiyaro:
dis is wat happens wen ur salary is being paid from d village.

You mean osun is a village?

News report that former governor of Lagos State, Babatunde Raji Fashola shelled N78.3million of Lagos tax-payers money on his personal website, has stirred a huge buzz on twitter.

In tweets and retweets, commentators have been expressing derision and disgust that the former governor could have approved such a questionable expenditure under his watch.
The consensus is that the cost was grossly exaggerated and over-inflated.

A WordPress website, like http://tundefashola.com/http://tundefashola.com/should not cost more than N3million, according to expert opinions.

The story was broken by BudgIT, quoting a budget report on the website of the Lagos State Public Procurement Agency.

The contract was awarded in 2014 to “Info Access Plus Limited”. A Google search by TheNEWS did not turn anything out about the company.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/07/former-lagos-gov-fashola-spent-400000-build-personalised-website

cc seun

Is she still a Virgin?

How much did she pay Tuface to attend the Party?

INTROVERT:
call me introvert

Do you really have a job?I doubt it..I dont think so

Tolexander:
the Queen is almost pretty!

Na all Queens dey fine..Havent seen an Ugly one..hehehehe

CFCfan:
It's exclusively on Fox News. Right now, they're holding the "kid's table" debate - for candidates that didn't finish in the top 10 of 5 selected national polls.

So far, Bobby Jindal and Carly Fiorina have been the most articulate of the 7 debaters.

Opps Fox...That AntiObama Station.. .Were people..Na on top startimes them dey..Them dey DSTV too i guess..I use GOTV though..We dont need them on here.. .I go they watch the news on CNN..Make we see wetin go happen tonite.

CFCfan:
Lol. The guy is my favorite character in this campaign cycle
I really can't wait for Thursday's debate; I'll love to watch Megyn Kelly's tough questioning.

CFCfan my guy,Abeg shey CNN go show am?Na the only US Cable station wey i fit watch for here ohh..Being watching since morning,they never told us if them go show am Live..I really need to watch this Live

OjaP:
Folks should learn from the bolded. V.Os understand that we all can't have perfect GRE scores, GPAs, etc. Some students will graduate with a GPA greater than 3.5 and some lesser. Some will even graduate with a GPA less than 3.0. So, there is nothing wrong in saying that you did not meet the admission requirements of those top schools. Not all of us can get into Stanford, Yale, Harvard, etc. It's that simple.

Hmmm bro..Nice One..You nailed it on the Head..Good one

LagosNIV:
I don't know that VOs are necessarily bored of hearing the Princeton Review answer - but if this is the real reason for selecting a school then you should be able to speak credibly about the other schools that ranked higher. I have literally had an applicant tell me that he chose a school because it was ranked #47 out of over 4,000 schools on Princeton Review.

No other reason.

Could not explain why he did not apply to # 1-46.

Abeg please help me understand how this makes sense.

We don teach this VO pidgin ohhh..Keep it up bro...And keep dropping it like its hot..Team Spring 2016

Wrong Headline..

Waithing for APC Folks to attribute this to Buhari.

Stewee:
I don't care what the polls are saying... that guy can't be the next president.

And there's no media hate against him... whatever sour affection he's getting is entirely his own making with that reckless mouth of his.

President Kee..Lailai..He can never ever be..#Fact

Jchi9876:
hey is today's debate on already

Noo.its going to be in the afternoon Ohio Time

bbdd:
He's currently the leading contender among the Republicans.
The media hate campaign against him is not working sha.

He can only lead for a while..he cant lead for long..You'll see very soon..The race for the white house is just starting tonite with the Republican Debate..And mind you there is no media hate against him...

Stewee:
Don't believe that rascal for on second... He's fool of poo!

He's like satan...gives you one on one hand and takes 10 with the other hand.

Bros,Your head is valid in profojah words..Dont mind the guy.Tonite is the Republican Debate..we go hear wetin he go talk..Oloshi Man

Pronmix:
Please tag me when you do, like seeing this kinda threads.

Would di..Definetly

Me sef go create Texas thread when I enter Yankee December..I believe so..

jcmaiah:
What are they paying the tellers for? Na them go collect my money!

Yes boss..Who get time for rubbish kee..

Profojah,I saw your last comment before it got hiden..Na me and you and the goons wey u mention always dey there..I still see how una dey peep for that place today...

memeguy:
Do you even know what stupefied means?

Dey there dey speak english.

So if you saw a snake in your area, you would let it go because it's controlling pest population?

No mind am..Rubbish talk.

Seun:
Industrial strength makeup.

Baba ohh..We see una..

Ogun state again..Why be say Na there recent bad news dey happen?Too bad..

The Man married to a Parrot.