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RomanceRe: If You Have Dated A Slayqueen Before, Share Your Experience. by Happyfela(m): 10:46pm On Feb 21, 2020
Inside life
kelvinrhs:
Boss Boss. Kindly give me this girl number. I love free twerk videos. I will not let her know that it's from you.
RomanceRe: Why All Naija Babes Get Saggy Breasts by Happyfela(m): 1:50pm On Feb 20, 2020
No you don't know any virgin with saggy boobs..
What's her namehuh
ArcFresky:
Guys, let's not be ignorant... Saggy breast is a result of hormones and age......

I know a virgin with saggy boobs and a promiscuous one with standing boobs... It's just hormones and age. Not use.
RomanceRe: My Digital Painting Of Jade(mortal Combat) by Happyfela(m): 1:49pm On Feb 20, 2020
Looks good
GamingRe: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Happyfela(m): 5:51pm On Feb 18, 2020
Sonia. And Jade . Mortal kombat. That year
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Happyfela(m): 5:56am On Feb 17, 2020
So much Sense.
Skepticus:
cool

Women aren't stronger in anyway. They are still the same entitled and manipulative piece of shît everywhere around the globe.

The big problem is the men lowering their standards, which women exploit.

From birth, the dominant masculine frame of males is being attacked and consistently derailed by popular culture (TV, Movies, books, Music), food (Soy and other testosterone degrading foods), and the Government (leftist political correctness, feminism, gynocentric family courts).
HealthRe: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by Happyfela(m): 12:03am On Feb 17, 2020
Op, your problems have been solved
seanwilliam:
U see that betting ehn, you will naturally stop it.. if you no get where to sleep, what to wear and what to eat, u no go dey bet.. na because u dey see support...
Mastubating is very hard to stop, in as much as you have access to internet..

U see that sugar, when you get diabetes, body go tell you .

Solution for betting pos
.1.start daily contribution of money to all these thrift collector
2.Stop going to bet house
3.Book a game for 5 consecutive times, dont put money and watch the end result.. by doing this, u will know how much you are losing and how to stop...
4. Tell your mama about it, she would always caution u time to time
5. See those who gamble as a fool
6. See gambling as a crime
7. Gamble with small money like 100 highest
8. Start HUSLE
9. Believe you cant make it through gambling no matter how u try
10.tell your pastor and change your circle of friends


Solution to mastubation

See this one is worst than betting because you dont need money to do it.. all u need is physical and mental picture and you are good to go..anyway consider the following

1. Get busy.. if you are busy, it will automatically reduce the times of mastubating
2. Get a responsibility,....u no go get time to mastubate.. like u get pikin wey u one pay their school fees,
u get house rent to pay, nepa bills,
family to feed and all that
3. Get a budget range girlfriend
4. Make sure the girl is a sex maniac
5. Download inmessage and find girls to fhuck u
6. Dont stay alone all the time
7. When the urge to mastubate comes, force yourself to go outside, where people dey..
( u sha no go comot prick dey mastubate outside na)
8. See mastubation as gateway to poverty
9. Stop watching porn, stop reading Sex stories and stop looking at hot pictures
10. Believe you are about to commit sin whenever you want to mastubate

Solution to sugar
1. Stop taking carbonated drink
2. Reduce intakes of real sugar
3. Eat more of locally prepared food
4. Squeez bitterleaf and saint leaf
5. Start taking cucumber
6. Reduce carbohydrate food
7. Substitute carbonated drink with milk( without using sugar)
8. Drink more water every time
9. Always do test to know your sugar level
And consult doctors on foods and drugs to take
10. Eat more of fruit


Lastly, when you have a problem, believe you are not the first and last person to have it...
And every problem has a solution only if we could think wide and far.. follow any of my advise and watch your life get back on track...



.

P.s. 89% ( according to stats) of guys mastubate. But they do it with moderation.. I mastubate too wink cc
Childofdoom
, Martinez39
,harddon
ubunja,
aro1,
Slawomir,
Shibaraba
Iamd18
Donstan18
U people can contribute
RomanceRe: Warri Girl Dump Boy Friend After Iphone11 Val Gift by Happyfela(m): 11:57pm On Feb 16, 2020
Love turn macho to mumu. Hope your mama and sisters no dey use Nokia torchlight
RomanceRe: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by Happyfela(m): 9:52pm On Feb 16, 2020
Cool.090282173. 47
ebby9z:
Drop your digits. Will send on WhatsApp
RomanceRe: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by Happyfela(m): 5:19pm On Feb 16, 2020
I would love if you can share the book with me as well
ebby9z:
Yes, the understanding is that most girls would appear "shocked and outraged" that you are talking sexual with them on first meeting. However, they will respect you immensely. The example I gave is not the only one, I have tons. What being straightforward does is that it eliminates pretenders and time wasters. You would eliminate girls who would take your time and money and still would say "no sex." You would avoid unnecessary movie dates and Chicken Republic hangout just for to stop chatting with you.
What a woman expects to hear is lies and attempts to convince her that you really like her and not for sex.

But do you know what she WANTS to hear? Your true intentions. She sees you as a very confident male. She wonders why you are so bold as to tell her you want to have sex with her straight up.

Girls are tired of guys lying to them that they want a relationship when all they want is sex. Even my current girlfriend, our first chat on Twitter was sexual. She is a "good Christian girl" yet she kept chatting with me. She was amused, she was enjoying me sexualising her. It was later that I discovered her other characteristics that I really liked.

To be honest, try it and let me know the results. And please get the book I mentioned. I can share it with you on WhatsApp as well.
RomanceRe: Man Caught Trying To 'toast' 10 Ladies At A Time by Happyfela(m): 8:32pm On Feb 13, 2020
Wisdom.
ubunja:
Exactly. Never toast 1 girl at a time. Its a numbers game. Spread your word far and wide for you never know what will flourish. Work with more than 3 at a time. So you're never desperate and you improve your odds of winning at least 1.

Like the p!mps say, "Having 1 prostitute is too close to having 0".
Always have more than 1 in the works.
RomanceRe: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Happyfela(m): 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2020
You just put yourself out there, to the Wolves.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Happyfela(m): 7:04pm On Feb 05, 2020
You are the real Mccoy Bruh.
ubunja:
it's called the Last Minute Resistance (LMR) I had forgotten its official name. Lol.

When you're with a girl in your room and it's been green lights all along, when you make the final move to, maybe, kiss her, she'll block your advances. Even though she's eager for the sex. The more she appears like a "good girl" the more she's likely to put up the LMR.

Its confusing for a man: The girl obviously likes him, accepted his invite to his place, is dressed to seduce and is happily laughing at his jokes - but he tries to kiss the girl or touch her breast and the girl blocks him. Wtf is happening??

That blocking is the Last Minute Resistance.

The LMR serves to protect a girl's reputation. Its a big thing in Africa especially. That's why sex with most girls first begins with you almost forcing a kiss on her. To get things moving.

The girl declines your sex move to appear like a good chaste girl who "doesn't do this kind of thing often". So you, Mr Man, will tell yourself: "Wow this girl must really not do this kind of thing a lot. I got a good girl here!". (Even though the girl is maybe a slut who has slept with 100 men already up to that point.)
Men's fragile ego forces women to act this way. If a girl is too eager for sex many guys will be put off. They'll imagine either the girl is a slut or is eager to give him some disease. Why is she so eager?? Either way that reasoning kills the passion for men.
So girls put up that LMR to deal with the above two issues.


To deal with the Last Minute Resistance as a man you don't force the girl along. You de-escalate, meaning you take things down a notch. Do something different. Maybe take off your shirt, play some sexy videos, tell her to relax and take off her jacket or shoes. Or you crack jokes and as she laughs you gently pat her as if it's all part of the fun. Then after some time, escalate again, that is, go for that kiss. You may see it welcomed this time.

If it's still blocked. Repeat the de-escalation process and do things all over again. There's many ways to go about dealing with the LMR but to go on will make this a Miseducation.




Now.... All this is the staple of Pick Up Artistry. While the Red Pill is more on Psychology and stuff, it's the PUA that goes into the nitty-gritty of details like this.

Hence let's not attack PUA too much. It does have its use.
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A New Year, A New Chapter. by Happyfela(m): 2:59pm On Feb 05, 2020
You sound so entitled. Big baby
owprint:
Ubunja when are you going to update your site.
I am tired of visiting it everyday without seeing a new content.

I might get tired and stop visiting the site again.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Happyfela(m): 2:27pm On Feb 05, 2020
Ubunja, what do you mean when you wrote this somewhere up there

"that last resistance before a girl succumb"

Im curious boss
ubunja:
True. Growing up in my own area I knew maybe one or two Players. And you couldn't even go up to them to ask the game. And you didn't even know if they were PUA or the real deal. But the Internet is the Game changer in Game. Nothing on this planet revolutionised men like the Web. The shared stories, the forums, the blogs etc. The game changed. But Africa being almost always last to catch up went for a while without coaches to put the Game in ways Africans can understand. Even today I struggle to name any real PUA/Red Pill personalities in Africa pushing the truth. Apart from guys here on NL.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Happyfela(m): 2:25pm On Feb 05, 2020
Ubunja, what do you mean when you wrote this somewhere up there

"that last resistance before a girl succumb"

Im curious boss
RomanceRe: Deleted by Happyfela(m): 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2020
Had to pause ⏸ many times to recover. Couldn't watch it all in one take.
Martinez39s:
They are so cringeworthy that I felt embarrassed on the men's behalf and I wanted to stop watching.
RomanceRe: Deleted by Happyfela(m): 12:29am On Feb 05, 2020
Martinez, this videos are another level of Cringe.
RomanceRe: What Age Did You Discovered Most Nigerian Girls Double Date by Happyfela(m): 7:49pm On Feb 02, 2020
To be honest, 18
RomanceRe: My Two Cousins Are Having A Romantic Affair by Happyfela(m): 7:45pm On Feb 02, 2020
Once visited a family friend home, and this two cousins looking sweaty with a stupid look on their faces, can't really tell if they were doing the deed, but im suspicious. Will never forget those looks lol
RomanceRe: What's Your Current Relationship Status? by Happyfela(m): 7:35pm On Feb 02, 2020
Single but Hunting.
RomanceRe: I Wanted To Try Something Different And She Gave Me This. by Happyfela(m): 7:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
You go purge tire.
RomanceRe: Why Are Slim And Sexy Girls Rude,lousy And Arrogant by Happyfela(m): 7:18pm On Feb 01, 2020
Fat lady's, very easy to Seduce.
RomanceRe: She Is Still In Ss2 And She Want's To Get Married, What Should I Do? by Happyfela(m): 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2020
Thunder fire you
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Happyfela(m): 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2020
Harddon, you really tried. Good job.

Most of the questions are fucking hilarious... Pomo men everywhere
RomanceRe: Come Back Home With Husband Or I Disown You "Father Told His Female Daughter" by Happyfela(m): 12:00pm On Jan 30, 2020
Well scripted. You try.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A 50+ Lady Said You Should Pay Her A Visit by Happyfela(m): 11:57am On Jan 30, 2020
Go get your first experience
RomanceRe: My Wife Has Refuses To Have Sex With Me For 6 Months Now - What Should I Do? by Happyfela(m): 11:57am On Jan 30, 2020
Foolish
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Wears Camel Toe Revealing Tight Outfit by Happyfela(m): 5:08pm On Jan 29, 2020
Pussy no get Value again
RomanceRe: Ladies Drop The Biggest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You. Let's Expose Them Now by Happyfela(m): 2:00pm On Jan 29, 2020
Lol, Omo Boys eh.
yazga:
He said he paid three years house rent and he has only lived on the house for a month but his landlord threw him out because he's too busy to stay at home, and then he packed his belongs to his studio.... after lieing that he turned down tuface offer to be his music producer
RomanceRe: To All Those My Threads/comments Have Hurt One Way Or The Other. by Happyfela(m): 10:53am On Jan 29, 2020
E poster, anytime i see a thread from you, i get irritated

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