₦airaland Forum

The dooshima name rings a bell. In their part of the world, they are usually curvy and sexy. I know what I am talking about.

AlPeter:
which Gad? which Eri? Hope you know That Eri lived more tdan 8000 years ago! Hope you know he'd have been dead when Israel left Egypt? Hope you know Eri didn't see Moses? Hope you know if Ibo people were cattle rearerz it would be more plausible? There are many holes in your claim remember Israel keep their genealogy.

I am not exactly joining this furore but i want to correct one impression that you made namely that Israel keep their genealogy. That position was true until the Roman conquest of 70 AD (or was 637) when the Jews were either killed or taken captives. Their genealogical tree was also destroyed. Today, No living Jew can tell you he is from any of the twelve tribes and sustain that claim effectively.

As to whether Igbos are Jews or not, I am not able to argue either way.

Cheers

Joyfullyme:
For me the car issue really turned the game around but not in your direction.

Common Sense 101

Why would a popular man whose future is dependent on how well he keeps the secret not just buy but also register a car for his secret lover in his name ?

Did he have to use the car before giving her ?

Is he so daft not to know that he would be giving his girlfriend (a potential enemy) proof of their involvement?

If the answer to all the questions you posed up there were to be in the affirmative, what next?

I just had to take a second look at the guy's face and just tried to imagine him announcing appearance in court ....

Chai....clients are in trouble......

''May it please this Honourable Court, I am Shehu Buhari (Mallam), I appear for the 2nd, 5th and 7th Accused persons. Appearing with me is my learned colleague Shagari Muhammadu....''

How is that Judges don't even quickly decipher these frauds.....

I can almost smell them from 10 kilometres

delpee:
Overflogged issue! We don tire!! E don do!!!
They're all adults, what they do together is their problem.

Me never tire.

The end result of tithe.....

Plus touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm. ...

Thou shalt not judge....

Selective portions that benefit religious scammers and scammees

Our mumu don do

Ask the COZA mog

I understand the system and I recognize, with respect, any malabite that comes out with a 2.2.

If you make a 2.1 from University of 'Malabor' then you are in a class of your own

When you come out with a first, you actually conquered a citadel because you obviously fought a battle on almost all fronts, believe me because I passed through the institution and I can tell you, It ain't easy.

To the guy, I recognize and respect you.

Soar high.

Movie scene

Stuupid concept though.

tpapi:
ow much does ur telcom network charge for one month roaming for US travels

My facilities team under the Corporate Services Group handle that. I am not able to confirm the figures. My recharge (pre-paid) is handled from the relevant department. While I have not stayed for a month at a stretch in any official engagement within and outside, I have also never been unable to make and receive calls from location. If you genuinely require that information, you could either confirm from your telecom network or I could request that my people provide that information. In the later case, you may have to wait for a little while. This is not an engagement i generally get involved with.

Cyndyonyx:
This is due to an argument i had with a friend, no guy especially on an online forum like Nairaland will help someone just like that without asking for something in return or going ahead to tell everyone about it

Some student posted on fb that she hadn't eaten all day and couldn't do runs. i asked for her account number and sent her 10k only. i refused to see her when she came to serve in Lagos. From what i see on her fb page these days, she is now married.

I do not see any big deal in helping someone even if you do not know the person in real life. We have all been helped one way or the other even if we never knew it was a help from an unseen hand.

She still looks like a bread seller

Why do i need a US number when I am in Nigeria?

Even when I travel, I roam. So I am always calling with my Naija lines.

Is there something I need to know?

Amarabae:
Whats the proof that they had sex?

Even if they did, is it anybody's seex? Is it not their seex?

That Man Cannot Die.

He will live to be a thousand years and keep ruling his people.

He should not die ooo

EgunMogaji:
I still won't fly you if it were for free

I did not even read this until now.

I stand with you bruv

AleAirHub:
God Bless PeaceAir That Started The Promo 1st

Yeah Bro...Peaceair got me.....

Until they start misbehaving too, they always do in the long run.

Yarnvibes:
Arik Air, West and Central Africa’s largest carrier has announced a special promotional fare that will enable passengers buy a-one-way ticket to any destination in Nigeria from N16, 000.

The promotion, which runs from March 6 to 20 March, 2017 is to acknowledge and appreciate the loyalty of the airline’s highly esteemed customers that have stood with the airline for over a decade of operation. To enjoy this offer however, customers are advised to buy their ticket on or before March 20, 2017, while the last date for travel is March 31, 2017.

A statement from the airline added that tickets can be purchased at any Arik Air City Office, Airport Ticketing Office, online at www.arikair.com or the Arik Mobile App.

Commenting on the latest promotion, Arik Air’s Chief Executive Officer, Captain Roy Ilegbodu said: “This is an exciting time for both staff and loyal customers of Arik Air. The new management has ensured stability of operations over the last three weeks with improved on-time-performance.”

Captain Roy who further disclosed that Arik passengers would be greeted with many more amazing customer centric engagements in the months ahead disclosed that management is working hard to expand coverage. He said, “Arrangements have been concluded to return five of the grounded aircraft back to service shortly and this will enable us add more flights to our network. We therefore welcome back our loyal customers and promise them a great flying experience.”

In a related development, Arik Air has released a new schedule for its Kaduna operations following the planned closure of Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja from March 8, 2017, and the diversion of traffic to Kaduna Airport.

Arik Air will be operating three daily flights between Kaduna and Lagos and one daily flight between Kaduna and Accra, Ghana during this period. Other destinations to be serviced by the airline from Kaduna are Port Harcourt, Ilorin, Sokoto, Gombe, Yola and Enugu, which will have one daily flight each.

The new schedule will be operated for six weeks when the Abuja Airport is closed to traffic.

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/03/arik-air-introduces-n16-000-promo-fare.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Did you say ARIK? For free I will not fly.

You don't think you screw up people's time, delay them forever with no explanations, parade proud and uncaring staff and you want to bribe some of us to come back so that down the line you will start doing what you are already known for. This to me is a greek gift. The Leopard never changes its spot. Arik....Never again.

Nchichi....Owerri dialect

Ukwubia....my local dialect

I don't know whether it is the same as icheku....I can confirm this when next i travel to the villa (by easter)

Some sensible, others nonsensical and yet others, sensible nonsense. Apply where applicable.

Enough said.

Eko la wa

SonOfEl:
Your subtle beef with op (for not mentioning your uni) and with the mentioned unis (for not been your alma mater) is your own problem. It does not affect the unis mentioned.

Downplaying unilag won't make your almamater shine brighter. And yes, you sound like one of those private uni zombies.....lucky you are not.

I choose to ignore this ranting of an academic ant.

SonOfEl:
Private University zombie spotted. After everything you still went ahead and graduated from the "no. 4" university you attended.

I am supposed to respond to this I guess. Well, yes I graduated with a masters degree from the no. 4 university but all I have to show for it is the degree that wasn't worth the time I wasted there other than perhaps the piece of paper I am carrying. I should have pursued a doctorate but realized one of two things could happen. I will either come out with a worthless Ph. d or waste about 8 years of my life and get frustrated out. Either way, I refuse to get sucked into academic mediocrity. For the records, I wrote JAMB and got admitted on merit to another federal university other than the ones touted by the op. At the point of equalization, I distinguished myself and the university of my first degree. Amazing how someone could rationalize that other than the universities mentioned up there, the remaining unis are private. Google exists for a purpose.

Statsocial:
Covenant University and an international capacity development and consulting firm, Canada Executive Management and Professional Centre (CEMP), have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) on a partnership that will see the University running Professional Management Courses and its students enjoying research grants from international agencies.


Speaking at the MoU signing ceremony on Thursday, February 2, 2017 at the University campus in Ota, Ogun State, the Vice-President, International Engagement, CEMP, Dr. Yomi Oyekoya, said that, the formal agreement between his organization and Covenant University entails the University starting Project Management courses in partnership with the Project Management Institute (PMI) in the United States.

The PMI, he explained, gives out a Registered Education Provider (REP) license to institutions to run Project Management courses and Covenant University would be granted a similar license very soon.

No other organization, according to Dr. Oyekoya, runs Project Management Courses like the PMI. “In Nigeria, many people travel abroad to take the courses. Some universities in Nigeria currently have Project Management Courses but the certificate is not recognized abroad. However, PMI’s certificate is recognized all over the world,” he said.

Running the Project Management Courses in Covenant University, he enthused, will draw many people, especially top executives, to the University. “No institution in Nigeria has the PMI Registered Education Provider license. Covenant University will be the first in Nigeria and third in Africa to have the license,” he added.

Expressing his happiness that Covenant University was joining the league of top universities in the world to start Project Management Certification, the CEMP representative noted that project management fits into every discipline and it’s for everybody.

Dr. Oyekoya further stated that aside the plan for Covenant University to run Project Management Courses, CEMP had in a bid to help the University achieve its goals under the Research, Citation, Innovation and Teaching (ReCiTe) Agenda, discovered the availability of a grant in the region of $5 billion, from which students of African universities, including Covenant University can benefit.

Following the brief MoU signing ceremony, which was supervised by members of the Covenant University legal team, the Vice-Chancellor, Professor AAA. Atayero, in his remarks, expressed optimism that with the University being the third in Africa to get the PMI Registered Education Provider license, it will take the institution to a new height.

“This keys into the University’s Vision of being one of the top 10 universities in the world in another five years; I pray it quickens the speed of its delivery,” said the Vice-Chancellor.

Dr. Oyekoya was accompanied to the event by CEMP’s Brand Communication Director, Dr. Kunle Hamilton; Head, International Business Research, Dr. Babajimi Hammond; Legal Adviser, Ms. Bunmi Ogunye; and Creative Manager, Mr. Owodunni Otunuga.

Other Covenant University representatives were the Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Professor Shalom Chinedu; Registrar, Mrs. Mary Aboyade; Director, Financial Services, Pastor Bayo Oladehinbo; Dean, College of Business and Social Sciences, Professor Francis Iyoha; including Directors and Heads of Departments.
Lalasticlala
http://m.covenantuniversity.edu.ng/News/CU-CEMP-Sign-MoU-on-Project-Management-Courses#.WL1VLG_TVEI

Ok. That is if I want to be a Project Manager (as in PMP)

chukzyfcbb:
over sabi, you too do.
who is an actor? where you taught that an actor means a man who acts on stage? gerrarahia mehn with your archaic thinking. we are in 21st century and you are still not update with today's knowledge base.
an actor can refer to either a make or female regardless of the gender. so he is right to refer to her as an actor

who is an actor? where (were) you taught that an actor means a man who acts on stage? gerrarahia mehn with your archaic thinking. we are in 21st century and you are still not update (d) or up to date with today's knowledge base.
an actor can refer to either a make[b] (male) [/b]or female regardless of the gender. so he is right to refer to her as an actor

Please re-write your post as corrected above and re-present. I have generously scored you 2/10.

carzola:
USA government should arrest this
People.. For public disturbance.

Wake up, that did not take place in the Zoo.

It happened in a civilized setting where freedom of conscience and association is not only enshrined but respected.

Limus:
MEN! Please Don’t Ever Consider Marrying These 10 Types Of Women.



1. The Chatterbox

This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick

This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman

Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done
according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The Bimbo

This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick

If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl

This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama

This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected s ex with.

8. The Gold Digger

The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore.

These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl

Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you
could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street.

A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist

This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her.

http://trendoshares.com/2017/03/men-please-dont-ever-consider-marrying-10-types-women/

Your post captured bits and pieces of any and every bae.....so we go back to no-marriage ba

Guru9ja:
Dont be surprise. Those are the schools candidates will choose.

I did not choose any of those for my first degree, believe me if i had to write JAMB all over again, I still won't choose any of them. I chose No.4 for one of my Masters program and I almost lost all the head knowledge i acquired from my first degree days.

The great ones are silently impacting, the old ones are living in past glory.