₦airaland Forum

Nma27:
How much are u going for? Lemme check if I can afford ya

Ermmm.....Let me get a valuation expert and when the valuation is concluded, i will send a report. Which areas will be your strong areas of interest though, so they can attach a lot of emphasis there...like height, complexion, skills, certificates, bedmatics, street wisdom, propensity to challenge Bill Gates (financially), emotional instability, etc etc

Nma27:
Dem no dey sell husband for market though

Two of my female colleagues bought two guys recently. They will be tying the nuptial knots soon.

shockwave:
Bad belle dey worry you. Show us your own make we see! You might just be a trash collector calling someone else taxi driver!!! Pay for your child's flight training and see how easy it is to be a 'glorified taxi driver'! Oniranu!!!

Bros I am sure that was a joke but seriously I recall once when we were delayed at the airport, a certain elderly man in anger told the pilot that hey you, you are just a taxi driver in the air, and these other little girls feeling important are just bus conductors in the air. It provided comic relief to some of us. So with panadol at N300 Naira, it is recommended you don't work up a headache except it is absolutely necessary.

They should just buy a plot of land in the atmosphere up there and start living there.

I love the family tho but I love mine better because my family is mine.

Pluto16:
Lol ..They used to say knowledge is power so u can't spare some of your data to know things you don't know..bro it not by force to watch naa..i force You? Don't quote me again

It's not an MB thing for me bro, i was just being playful. I don't use personal MB to browse, i use the office WiFi and do youtube constantly to read up such info including the most dangerous locations, the weirdest spots, the islands, etc.

The only reason I won't mention you again is if you don't mention me. So there.....

Pluto16:
Easy bro! i created the video with my MB and posted it on youtube and also monetize it to make some cash...If no one watch the video that means i wasted my data to educate people..i gained nothing

Who send you educate them?

ChuzzyBlog:
Actress Omotola Jalade's second daughter, Meraiah Ekeinde is 17 years old today. The pretty teenager shares same birthday with her mum.

She shared the photo below as she turned a year older today.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQMtuBVDT3e/

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/02/beautiful-omotola-jalades-second.html

Omotola is said to be 39 and her second daughter is 17, assume the first child is, say, 19, when did she start knacking.....

A Level question.

moendowed:
Am I the only one not understanding the Title of this post?

It appears so, at least I understand it to mean that DR Congo plays robust football and the Super Eagles will be playing a friendly game with them. Should I explain more?....

CorGier:
Reason:
Guys loose erēction yl eating pūss.
Girls get wet yl sucking dīck.

There.

Seems true ooo

[quote author=smark61 post=53476701]Dis is getting out of hand, I just hope history is not about to repeat itself [/quote

That's why it's history. It's already repeated. We are waiting for the manifestation

fabuloz1:
Is this what you called massive? perhaps, another definition of "massive" is out

Massive is in parenthesis, borrow brain.

AustineE1:
if actually our president is waiting for results of the test he had with his doctors,why not just make a small video of about 5mins,greeting Nigerians and thanking us for our prayers and patience.
But rather everything seems to be covered in secrecy! Is Nigeria now a secret society?We want to hear and see the man we voted for and not Adesina or Lai Mohammed.
The acting president and PMBs wife must also speak up, why all of a sudden the acting president seems to be shying away from issues regarding his principal and[b] PMBs wife seems to have lost her voice.[/b]

She is waiting in 'z oza room'

Sebastine1994:
How are you sure it is a girl on the other end. You should not have exposed her pictures. Do you know if Some body was using the ladies pictures.

You are a suspect.

babyfaceafrica:
That is all he is good at...woman beater!!!!

More like women 'impregnanter'....

captainD567:
nigerian police are lawless and unintelligent. they have many ways to find out if the car is truly his or not but they won't do it, rather they will intimidate him to bring money. a policeman told me my road worthiness is expired in jan and for that he will park the car. i simply told him oga u are a stupid man.

Police has no business checking roadworthiness. As a matter of fact, I don't even carry one. i always tell them my car is still under warranty, which period is usually 5 years or a certain kilometre range. Three things to show; Motor license, Motor Insurance and my drivers licence. I have no answer to anything else you are asking for. But then again, my profession helps.

[quote author=Dareomo post=53439109]He shall be back better and stronger IJN.[/quot

Which Jesus. What relationship does light share with darkness.

I hope he comes back but leave Jesus out of it.

NurseEze1:
Is It Good For A Christian To Deal With Condoms In His Shop

Please I need advice from born again Christians. I opened a patent medicine store for about 2 weeks now, but there is some issue here I want people to address... Is it good as a Christian to be selling condoms, Viagra or do think its a way of encouraging immorality.

Married couple may choose for protective reasons to use condom, plus they may legally validly use via gra to boost their sex life, so I see nothing wrong.

If your conscience is troubled, just write boldly that such items are assumed to be procured for use by married couple.

Please post any updates on the supposed protest in your area. Understandably, 2baba dropped off but it's surely not about him, it's about our collective good and those of our generations yet unborn.

PrettyCrystal:
Two sexually starved female staff have landed in trouble after forcing a pupil to have sex with them in Zambia. The teachers are said to have called the young boy to their house and forced him to have sexual inter-course with them. The secondary school student told a news crew that rushed to the scene that the teachers gave him money before begging him to have unprotected sex with them.

The circumstances in a viral video that appear to show an enraged father to the victim, armed with a shovel threatening to kill the teachers while urging them to repeat the act to be witnessed on camera. The mother to the victim and wife to the enraged parent was strongly begging for him to spare the lives of the teachers.

The Zambian Ministry of Education is said to be investigating the allegations of sexual abuse by two female teachers.

The two elderly female teachers that were found abusing a school boy are said to be from Muchinga Secondary School.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/sexually-starved-female-teachers-force.html

Watch Video >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQzAOE2d1rU

But seriously why force me to? I will give them both back to back unsolicited sef

KINGwax007:
see stupidity at its peak. I knw u are part of the people who welcomes ibori today. You didjt protests against the thieving Niger Delta super-corrupt Lords or your past governors who flaunt wealth in the poor faces.

Aren't your governors recovering allocation ten times more than other region? Yet they owe salaries, despite the low civil work force and with the moderate landmass, no tangible development.


You are brainless.

You don't even have mouth to call anybody a coward when your hero, Ojukwu, was the greatest coward if your whole tribe. Even Nnamdi kanu registered with a pseudo in the hotel he was being arrested.

The fat dead alams also followed ojukwu's way by wearing ladies cloth to escape.

You are senseless. Face your theiving governors and ask for your dividends being looted everyday.

13% derivative since 2000, special ministry of Niger Delta, yet, nothing to show. No project, nothing.

Foolish people!

Wax in the brain can be very terrible. Sorry

whitebeard:
there is no cowardice in looking for an effective way to send a strong message to the government..protest just doesnt work...u are doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result..pls that is foolishness

It worked some years ago during the #occupy lagos saga

Wuminity:
I learnt a lot from this write up seriously, especially the mixing of Alabukun and Sprite or Lime.
I av been looking for this formular since last week tnx to OP.

I hope it works for you ooo and its not too late a trimester

All the problems highlighted are good problems to have so long as they are sex related

Jfrankination:
allow that man rest

...in peace?......

claremont:
Those are 5.56mm bullets, they are not exclusively used by the DSS. The person you quoted has a point, there is no hard evidence linking this incident to the DSS.

You may be right. But less than 5 minutes interrogation of the student and background check of the sister that stormed the school will put all the speculations where they belong. These things are not rocket science

analice107:
IT SAYS EATING BLOOD. HOW DOES EATING BLOOD BECOMES TRANSFUSING BLOOD.

Elementary biology should have taught you that if you can't ingest food orally, intravenous fluid called drip can be used to pass liquid food into your system to sustain you.

Must we argue over things that are so simple and straightforward.

princetom1:
Scientifically, u are safer using blood alternative than blood by a far margin. But we are in Nigeria where a lot of things could go wrong, including delay to get the right treatment at the right time.

Will they read? Will they comprehend? Will they believe?

Mynd44 also impressed me with his reasonableness.

To the others I say, better to die with what you believe in than still die doing what you don't believe in, that will be a clear case of double jeopardy.

#Istandwithnobody#istandwitheverybody

Super1Star:
What exactly is your problem??

My problem is why God should create oafs alongside right thinking humans.

Now get lost and remain there.

Super1Star:
7 out of the top 20 are in SW. That translates to 35% of the top 20 schools in Nigeria.

Na wa oooo.

So what is your point? Are the SW located universities graduating only indigenes from those states or are the lecturers and Dons only from the SW part of Nigeria?

Nigerians perpetuating mediocrity from times past purely on the basis of regionalism.

Vanessa88:
#Istandwith2baba

Me sef stand with 2baba but I will be in my house that day.

Yes...In my house until he explains to me why he had to agree to be sponsored to Dubai to celebrate his marriage.....

Until he returns the SUVs given to him by Chief Akpabio while the Governor of Akwa Ibom State (from tax payers money), etc

I am all for sanitizing the polity but surely 2baba is not morally positioned to do it.

He who comes to equity must come with clean hands......

His hands has since been soiled.