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I have been yearning to ask this question about air hostesses. Whenever I am seated at the check in area at the airport, you see these ladies some tall, some fairly short, dark, fair etc they will walk daintily pass lugging bags they roll as trolleys. My question is, for those that may know, what do they always find to carry in those bags? Must their bags all be identical or is it part of the make belief world

HungerBAD:
A good development.

I know I am guilty like millions of others that are not Muslims, that have the erroneous belief, that Muslim women are suppose to be seen and not heard.

The Appointment of this young lady,in a conservative Muslim State shows how far we have come in this Democratic setting.

I am happy she is the face of the Youths in her State. No more child marriage for our girls.

Well articulated but her bobbie region though

herbie27:
Bonny has ghettos na.
Saw one part of Eleme/Onne that made me wonder if such places could be in Nigeria.
Nice one.

Aunty Eleme and Onne are no where near bonny now. Compare apples with apples not oranges, just saying

hUmaneOne:
OP 99% of the pictures are of the NLNG areas and not the town itself.it's just a normal town setting

The ghetto part of town is even worse than bariga and parts of ajegunle.
And not all parts of the island get 247 light from the NLNG plant too.Only finima town gets 100% light

The most clean and beautiful parts are the NLNG areas where the expats and workers stay.
Wallahi on seeing the place,you will beg for recolonisation.

Make him show us finima na

NairalandEFCC1:
i am not asslicking, I am just saying the truth , they are intelligent and loaded , common sense alone will tell you

Surprised you did not sight me

MBush:
Brave and senseless

More like 'Don Quixotic"

NaijaBlend:
That is how they deceived you into voting Nigeria into this gross mess.
Bandwagon effect, and believing what you were told without asking questions.

I am not amenable to deception but i detest the site of nakid adult males, I am not ga.y. There is nothing to confirm.

Having said that, I do not see the co-relationship between the above and voting your cesspit into a gross mess. I stand above your two ediets, GEJ and PMB. The former is too soft to lead, the later is too dumb to do the same, i never voted and may never vote unless and until i see a credible person with complete results from primary 6 to his most recent academic achievement and not one that is ready to retain 100 SANs to defend primary six abi SSCE certificate. I don't know the mould that you are cast, I definitely do not fit into it.

SafeDavid:
I don't wanna watch.

Me too. I will take the story as told. It is well.

mayor2013:
Might not be your shocks absorber. Do an overall suspension check. Bring it to multi autolab for proper diagnosis .08165520837 or 08156087872

Where is your garage?

ironheart:
check yoir exhaust and engine mount,

Thanks a lot. I will suggest this to the next person I work with on this subject.

Gurus in the house please help. My pajero was making some terrible noises whenever I drove through those bridge joints on the third mainland bridge. My mechanic diagnosed it as bad shocks and upper arms. He never found time to purchase new ones and to avoid a major breakdown, i got another mechanic to buy the supposed shocks and arms to change the supposedly spoilt ones. Sadly the noise still comes alive and i feel like nothing was really changed. Meanwhile the changed shocks are in my possession but the challenge is i do not know how to confirm that those shocks were really bad. When I depress them, they go down and stay down for a while and gradually comes back up. How do I confirm that the shocks were really bad especially as I usually still had a smooth in and out of bumps. The noises only come out strong on the bridge joints as if nothing is getting shocked at all.

nma24:
Too tiny

Chisozzz.....na well the thing wan screw?

I had a similar experience at the airport conveyor while waiting for luggages to come out and low and behold one huge dil.do fell off a bag. The instrument kept going round with no one claiming it. It continued until my bag came out and left. This happened at MM2 Ikeja

willibounce1:
How many of them have you seen sleeping on duty? You can show us pictures... you fit na him you no go join them for sambisa...

We all cannot be in sambisa....I am not even a soldier so what will i be doing in Sambisa when my house is no where around there. So for you fitness belongs only to the military? I can imagine the protruding bag you are carrying in the name of pot-belly.

Stay fit for the sake of your heart ogbeni

willibounce1:
Don't mind all of them talking rubbish. A security man is sleeping on duty and they are making excuses for him. But they are in that company and their car or personal item gets stolen due to the security man's negligence, they will be the first to shout and curse the guy out.

As a security man who is tired and feeling sleepy, just talk to you boss jeje about not feeling too well so that they find a replacement for him for that day instead of sleeping like a donkey.

If to say na so nigerian soldiers dey sleep up and down, the whole country for don bomb finish.

Are your soldiers awake like this? except when they are beating up hapless citizens. When them dey talk about agile soldiers you count Nigeria join. Out of training for 6 months, i am still more fit than most of them.

That guy is not a security man, he is a bloody gateman and so long as there is no vehicle coming in or going out, he is at liberty to sleep. You call him a security man when he does not even wield a baton let alone firearms.

Abeg free the guy jo

pat1612:
You did the right thing but would have been more appropriate for you to slap him in front of all people in hotel and cry so when they ask you what happen you could have told them story and embarrass him in full view.
A walk of shame would have followed which would have made you feel better

Just my view no offence intended

This is Nigeria where unfortunately, if a lady slaps a man and even where the man was wrong, people will still blame the lady for raising her hand on a man (warped thinking really) and if the man is the type that beats, people will only stand by and watch the man beat the living daylight out of her. They will justify their apathy by saying how could a woman slap a man. In the circumstance, she did the right thing by walking away.

Euchariaaa....your job will come at its own time, exercise faith and patience

Gnwuashi:
So u no help u con stay dey take pisure abi? Why is there only one person standind by the boy...

I quite agree with you but it is the same you that will type, 'pishure or adonbillivit'......

This is an epitome of the cliché that appearances can be deceptive. That beautifully sexy babe has got a heart of stone and you will feel her pulse well if you refuse to pay up when arrested.

Gric:
nduko nduk ye udo-obot o..

I concur

fkj950ax:
This story is faulty.

Where exactly is the evidence?
It should have been posted here or by SR.

I also believe it indeed happened, but for it to have weight or substance, proper evidence should be presented and not hear says.

The President was presented with it during salah break... What was presented.

Has ICPC gone after MTN? For offering bribe...

Has EFCC invited the CoS even if it's allegation....

What nonesense is this one saying with his small mouth

seunmsg:
The president really needs to start wielding the big stick against members of his inner caucus who are involved in shady deals before they dent his anti corruption crusade beyond redemption. If the president continues to turn a blind eye to cases involving people like Kyari, Dambazzau and Buratai, Nigerians may start losing belief in his administration resolve to effectively fight corruption. There should be no sacred cow in the war against corruption.

We are not starting to loose, we have since lost faith in his anti corruption campaign.

Do not blame people for disappointing you, blame yourself for believing in them. When there was no plausible explanation as to why our head of state had no certificate and rather than produce the certificate, he chose to retain a retinue of SANs to defend the matter in court, i knew i could no longer trust this man.

We have not scratched the surface yet, his best (in negativity) is yet to come

manson5011:
MANY USE THESE ABBREVIATIONS WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR MEANING

1.) *GOOGLE* - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) *YAHOO* - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) *WINDOW* - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) *COMPUTER* - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) *VIRUS* - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) *UMTS* - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) *AMOLED* - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) *OLED* - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) *IMEI* - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) *ESN* - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) *UPS* - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. *HDMI* - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) *VPN* - Virtual private network.
14.) *APN* - Access Point Name.
15.) *SIM* - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) *LED* - Light emitting diode.
17.) *DLNA* - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) *RAM* - Random access memory.
19.) *ROM* - Read only memory.
20.) *VGA* - Video Graphics Array.
21.) *QVGA* - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) *WVGA* - Wide video graphics array.
23.) *WXGA* - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) *USB* - Universal serial Bus.
25.) *WLAN* - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) *PPI* - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) *LCD* - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) *HSDPA* - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) *HSUPA* - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) *HSPA* - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) *GPRS* - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) *EDGE* - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) *NFC* - Near field communication.
34.) *OTG* - On-the-go.
35.) *S-LCD* - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) *O.S* - Operating system.
37.) *SNS* - Social network service.
38.) *H.S* - HOTSPOT.
39.) *P.O.I* - Point of interest.
40.) *GPS* - Global Positioning System.
41.) *DVD* - Digital Video Disk.
42.) *DTP* - Desk top publishing.
43.) *DNSE* - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) *OVI* - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) *CDMA* - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) *WCDMA* - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) *GSM* - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) *WI-FI* - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) *DIVX* - Digital internet video access.
50.) *APK* - Authenticated public key.
51.) *J2ME* - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) *SIS* - Installation source.
53.) *DELL* - Digital electronic link library.
54.) *ACER* - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) *RSS* - Really simple syndication.
56.) *TFT* - Thin film transistor.
57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) *MPEG* - moving pictures experts group.
59.) *IVRS* - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) *HP* - Hewlett Packard.

Plz Share.........for knowledge is sharing

Worefa.......

Who the meanings epp?

I don't want to even know what they mean sef....

Standing5:
Did PEJ ever meet Michelle?

No. Michelle met PEJ instead. Swaggalicious mama.....

nma24:
Hardbody will go for 9

Now I know your size and contours. We need to talk, i did not bargain for this. Internet sef na wa

If you are not 6, i no dey do again oooo

eyeview:
Young man,that list you are talking about is the merit list. And merit list comes purely from the best jamb scores of these applying for each course.
Compete with them on jamb scores, if you beat them,nobody will deny you the admission.
....and you know igbos will always excel when things are done on merit system. But am sure other supplementary lists can accommodate other 'interests'

Don't mind the guy. When merit list came out in UNICAL during my time, with a cut off mark of 297 in law, the 40 names that JAMB sent had no cross riverian, it was dominated by igbos and a smarting of some Yoruba names and maybe one or two Hausas. By the time all the provisional and other funny criteria applicants came through, we were more than 120 in the class. The beauty of merit proved itself when out of the second upper that graduated from that class, all 6 of us came from that merit list. It says a lot. UNICAL was not and still not an Igbo university.

People just have this warped idea that meritocracy is dead. When we wrote entrance examination for a masters program in UNILAG , the same process played out. I can go on an on, but to what use.....

Adaowerri111:
Linda is a very pretty lady, reserved, smart and intelligent

Leave her with me in an enclosed space for 1 hour. She will denounce spinster hood.

okdannyel:
Meaning?

Askor....

You wan buy market from ban stores

deliveryboy:
Igbos would rather brag about how they will deal with herdsmen on the internet. See small Ekiti get mind jail herdsmen.

Equating a state with a people?

Kids with pampers running around the Internet.

I have seen smarter delivery boys

anibi9674:
serves him Right. Two years is even small sef, they should have elongated it with hard labour. Nonsense people. Fulani's the most hated tribe in Nigeria.

No, to the contrary, igbos are.

Hated by the SW, SS, NORTH and Fulanis.

There is an interchange of love between the rest of the people.

Not that we are complaining, just setting the facts straight.

Maxcollins042:
A sachet water is no longer considered good when it is left in the clutches of a hot temperature which induces breakdown of the synthetic chemicals used in producing the sachet which eventually goes into the water it holds.

In layman's english, it causes cancer

okdannyel:
Who TF is Lalasticlala self?

See as you wan take your hand do yourself. You wan go NL exile ba?