₦airaland Forum

MrKontrovErsy:
Today is sunday i therefore will not check names
but bliv u me when i said i am not suprised abt d names i saw.

when u mention yahooyahoo and money fraud.

Ooduwastann ti take over

lacapine:
Nigerians!! I hail una oooo. You don't kick a man who is already on the floor. Abi e no dey work 4 we country? I am not saying you give him a banquet table but at least understand his situation. He is hurting deeply and needs to vent. We can't take all he said and began to make him feel like he ain't doing enough. And who says Nigerian don't owe its citizens? why do we then pay tax and other social amenities bill? They might not owe us all but they owe us something. Teachers that are paid to teach owe the students and the authorities that employed them a duty so bro. Govt owe us well well. We can work on our minds so we don't expect too much but they sure d owe us something.

Besides, this guy just spoke the minds of millions that are hurting. It's a really baaaaaaad situation. A country that has a larger population of his active youth idle, Na crime go plenty pass because you end up with people who are angry and frustrated and they begin to fight everything and everybody.

My sincere advice to you dumeje. please calm down. pick up a job, any job at all to keep busy. I am a graduate but teaching and collecting N15,000. Did I tell you I worked in the bank but downsizing affected me? Since yesterday, I have wept out my eyes. I cried bro. I think my matter cry tire. But then at all at all na winch. So just get BUSY. Crime has its own down side. I also make liquid soap to sell in one village market here in Abuja. How much I dey sell?
But how I go do? I still applied for FIRS and the rest. All na the spirit of not giving up. No be only you ooo.

A lot of youths are in your shoes. Angry at their society. I pray we put this situation under control before it worsens. Guy. you don't have any iota of crime instinct in you. Nobody does crime and announces it like you do. You spoke from a place of hurt. dazzol.

Hang on. Keep praying and keep believing and just do what your hands can find. profstar. well said.

I suddenly feel pity for the op, and i like your spirit. God or Allah whoever you believe in will lift you beyond your imaginations. Enemies will stand aside and marvel at your transformation. I like your type.

Dumeje:
I think today makes it exactly six years I graduated from a state owned university somewhere here in Nigeria with a fairly good result. After so many application and numerous interviews, I am yet to get a job.

I think it is high time I delve into crime, or worse still money rituals. Please do not give me all those sanctimonous talk about '' God will do it'' '' be patience'' ''hustle hard'' ' 'self employment'' ''start up'' and all those bullshit.

Heaven knows I have tried my best. I have gone into start ups that failed eventually due to the Nigerian factor. I have involved myslef in careers that are below my qualification; I have sold rat poison; I have done cleaning/sanitaion jobs; I have hawked wares etc etc etc.

I am the only male child of my family. I need to cater for my family. I am not getting younger also, I need to plan for my own life too. IT IS HIGH TIME I LEAVE THE LEGITIMATE AND GO INTO THE ILLEGITIMATE

All the best bro. Crime pays until you are caught.

While at it, make sure you succeed, it takes a smart guy to succeed in crime and you don't sound particularly smart to me. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

La click, la drink gas

domchido2:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.

And i read that straight up as if you typed legibly

SamuelAnyawu:
Nigeria Police are Dullards

Tho there are few of them who are Nice

The only good policeman is a dead one. If a snake and a policeman enters my house uninvited, i will leave the snake and kill the policeman first. They can't be trusted from here to there.

Mandynews:
The trend of skin tight clothes has further propagated the spate of immorality among women with their bodies being exposed constantly in public. The controversial picture of the woman with a 'bum crack

As Islamic woman whose identity is currently unknown has suffered a 'bum crack' with her picture going viral on social media.

From the picture, the woman rocking a skin tight jeans trouser was taking a seat at a restaurant when she suffered the wardrobe malfunction. Social media fundamentalists and puritans are currently criticising the woman who rocked a short styled hijab.

http://lifedrama.com.ng/lady-wearing-hijab-mistakenly-exposes-her-bum-bum-photos/

Ostrich thingy.....hiding head in the sand.....whole body outside......

Khd95:
That avogrado head tho

e be like arsenal logo

Keplers face got me

XX01:
Ecobank sacked top management staff. Sacked AGMs, GMs, SMs. If you are not productive then you have to go.

I remember when I worked in a bank and sat in on some of these performance appraisals. You will see people that have worked for years without promotion because they were not meeting targets. Some don't even bring in their total cost at the year end. Should they still be kept? When they are sacked, they will start to say that they worked for years and were terminated just like that. Have you ever heard anyone that said they were sacked for being unproductive?

Thumbs up.well said

eph12:
You work in a bank?


I was referring to the general perception that senior level staff don't do much in organisations. That's wrong. The amount of paper work they deal with in a week is high. Planning, budgeting, administrating among others. You don't know until you get to that position.

My brother you have to be in Management to understand what being executive management entails. Thank you for that input. Without an effective management team, the millions of junior staff would not even have a clue of how to manage their day to day job function let alone knowing articulating and deploying to the strategic direction of the company.

Junior staff work is mostly routine and directed, at the management level it strategic and supervisory.

wizzakosh:
hehehehehehehehe, haters gonna die hating. Well, when you have a low life, you look for every way to drag others down. I still maintain my word. You knw what, you can't do shit cos she's in it already. Get a life. Start thinking like humans. Humble slowpoke.

I reviewed your profile and your posts. My dog lives a more decent life than you. I am done exchanging words with you, earlier ones were done in ignorance. Remain fixed. Forever.

wizzakosh:
e pain you. I don't get jealous of others. I have two family members in US army, one brother and the other uncle. I repeat my world, she will command respect that your impoverished father cannever dreamed of even in your family. Haters.

Lol...a brother and uncle that are both privates.

I am ashamed on your behalf. I am not getting your father involved because your status and those of your relations at the lowest levels in whatever you claim they are doing is a clear indication of your family's success or lack of it. I will leave it at that. I blame the Internet not you. In a real world, our paths will never cross, NEVER.

Sorry did you say jealous of others?

Sorry.

MissViv:
Is it a competition ?





yes dear it is kinda of a competition


the story with the highest comments wins
And I only have 48 hours to gather as much comments as possible





please viewers remember to leave a comment after reading




love you plenty

Will this qualify as a comment...'K'......

If yes, i will flood your thread now.

santos876:
Chai............




Maybe d dude don step on their toes,bcox for him being the prime target he must have putting his hands too far for their liking

The only toe he stepped on is the fact that he is struggling and getting results. Those thieves will probably not agree to wake up early to train or do a road-walk out to prime them ready for similar opportunities. When some other guy works hard to make it, idiets will be lurking around to steal from him and some dull heads will interpret it as stepping on toes.

Rubbish

chloe7:
this is Funmilayo Alabi we did diploma in unilag together before she left for the US in 2010, she did a diploma in accounting and we lost contact after diploma, she wasn't a science student so how come she has a nursing degree?

In America dear, almost all things are possible. It is a land of limitless opportunities, trust me.

wizzakosh:
even if she's sleeping in the corridor, she will command respect that your entire family cannever dream of. And will be more important to both her native country and USA of which your pa is a nobody.

Why do you use your family failure rate to judge and assess others?

The fact a small girl joined American infantry puts your family beneath her, but that is not the same with most people please.

I can smell mediocrity from afar and yours exudes terribly. Sorry.

Drchristian:
I guessed right bf I open thread that she will be oduduwa's illustrious daughter.

I'm not a name checker, I'm just here to confirm her name

She will serve in the kitchen to cook ewedu amala and gbegiri. We know how they roll. That one cannot carry a gun no matter how miniature. She is even very fragile to go through the rudiments of NYSC

Niyeal:
I'm a xtian who believed in thou shall not lie! This an interview question how can i answer,

It is not a yes or no answer.

Tell them you will be strategic in defending the interest of the company and you will use your best efforts to ensure it does not get into disrepute

encrypt:
When I said nobody asked you I was making reference to your own statement "if you ask me" You really should pay more attention.
Second of there's nothing like SWAT it's SWOT and yes I am aware of all that.
If you think his financial and legal advisers pick an investment oppurtunity analyze and present it to him to sign off then you are mistaken, it's the other way around.
Their job is to look into the viability of his ideas, funding sources and when returns are to be expected as well as the effect of the decision on his investors.

See how I responded without making reference to how ridiculous your post is?

Again critic intelligently.

Enjoy your Sunday!

Thanks on SWOT .....auto correct error.

On business analytics, i give up.

I no longer know the job functions of business development executives and all the other executives saddled with searching out new investment opportunities.

Your comment in no way changed the enquiry as to who asked me to comment. I am done with this convo though.

Have a good sunday

encrypt:
First of nobody asked you. Second of his financial advisers don't tell him what to invest in, if you think they do then you really don't know how business works.

If you would critic at least make a good effort at it. Next time come up with a better argument.

Like seriously? His paid advisers don't tell him what to invest in

With all your knowledge in investment, you think a business owner scans the markets, carries out feasibility studies, does the SWAT analyses, comes up with market analysis and then draws up a business and marketing plan.

Ok. I guess the business you are talking about is iya fausat eatery.

What do you think the business heads and leaders in executive management do? So Dangote just wakes up and invests in whatever he chooses, ?

Meanwhile, if you post on a public forum, don't expect people to wait for your invite before they respond or mention you, especially when you have brazenly written rubbish.

encrypt:
When you have a tenth of what he has then you are qualified to give him "Business" advice till then

Does his financial and legal advisers, among other of his employees have each a tenth of what he has thus qualifying them to work for him?

Warped logic if you ask me

euchaaria:
Why are Nigerians like this na...
Some are advicing me to go to the hotel.. What for?

Wey dey transport fare self?
Broker than a stock broker

I am not concluding o but that man doesn't look like a man who wants to do any official work but his own lustful motives

Case closed. You already know what to do, so no need advising you for or against.

itskings1:
H

H for Haba

xpressTrade:
m

M for mumu

LilGenius:
It's very fascinating how some guys' creativity can be. What this guy did has not appeared to your mind
before even for a second. He used mathematical proficiency as well as Bible quotation to prove his formulae for women which is undoubtedly phenomenon

Solved Formulae Below:

Find Woman
Solution

if you can't see it on the picture clearly
click link below to see it written on the page:

http://www.xclusivevibes.com/2016/09/real-creativity-man-proved-mathematical.html

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la click la ode

Good choice for those people that like them tall, dark and seexy.

Klinee:
the airport is it in Anambra? why didn't he build airport like this one in Anambra. u guys should learn how to stop praising all this politians

You missed the point, needless to engage.

I know what to say but don't know how to say it.

Let us just say that the leopard can never change its spots. Like the leader, like followers.

What we ordered for is what we are being served, let us all endure this one change chance

evolg:
An incident at an airport really put me off.

This one time I was traveling by a certain airline - lets call it Amirates. My flight was going to be more than 24 hours, so lets just say I was very comfortably dressed. Now I enter the airport and started walking towards the business class queue to check in my luggage. One of the staff members approaches me and tells me please join another line - the one for Economy Class passengers. I wouldn’t have had an issue but I had paid for this ticket and I did not find that reasonable. I let him know that I was heading to the correct queue. He asked me to show my ticket. I did. He says he’s sorry, puts on those happy faces, says a thing or two and tells me to have a pleasant flight.

While this might not be a big deal, I really felt bad that how people have this biased perspective on how rich and successful people are supposed to look and behave and would not accept that looks do not define a person.

Bros it happened to me severally. My orderly allowed to pass and i am shielded off. They only apologise when my orderly raises hell about his boss. Same with my driver too. As a policy, i travel and move around incognito and the average nigerian sees and identifies size and dressing. I go to the airport dressed in shorts, almost always. I always receive apologies and fawnings before i board. I love the fact that I always laugh last.

SmartThief:
pls can you show your working...I can't wait to see how you did it!

I am a smarterthief

SmartThief:
I was going thru my uncle's shelf- who is in his easy 70's. I came across a further maths question paper which one of his sons who is now a medical doctor took back then in the 90's. They were given 2hrs to answer 8 questions from 10 with the usual part A and B. All the questions were tough but this particular question was off the chart! You mean this kan question for 15mins?




A particle moves along a straight line with an acceleration of 16cos(4t)cms-2, where t(s) is the time which has elapsed since the particle was at a given point 0 in the line. If the velocity of the particle at 0 was 2cms-1. Find;

(A) An expression for the distance Xcm of the particle from 0 at time t(s)
(B) the times after which the particle comes to rest, expressing your answers in terms of pi.





I would be glad if someone will help me to solve it...mehn..I feel for those kids o.

I timed myself and i solved it in 6 minutes.

CrazyQuinn:
So you are saying, the only use of being a man is knowing how to fvck? What a shame Then there's no usefulness of being a man then I consider a man useless when all he knows how to do is fvck

Aunty i don't like it when discussions are taken out of context. You enumerated all the advantages of being a lady and i gave you just one of being a guy which ladies do not have control over, i dont recall the conversation being on the only thing a guy can do.

Anyways, it's all about perceptions. Cheers.