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Education › Re: UNIOSUN Final Year Students Signed Out In Styles by hardbody: 12:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
WomanWrappa:
words of an intelligent man
I respect you bro.
the manner in which I quoted you I thought you'd react like a mad dog.
but you calmed yourself and reply politely.
you earn my loyalty sir.
Thanks bro.

Anger adds no value, it actually takes away from you.

Our loyalty remains mutual.

Peace
Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Lady Who Is No Longer A Virgin Can Relate To by hardbody: 12:00pm On Aug 20, 2016
Who virginity epp? Dem dey take am go bank? Tell me you are a virgin and it's the last we have a discussion, why should I be the one to teach you when I even need to be taught. Abeegi
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Final Year Students Signed Out In Styles by hardbody: 11:55am On Aug 20, 2016
aramideji:
your father's wife as successfully worked on you.im so happy for you.
What is this THING saying?

Please go and play with your mates in the sand
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Final Year Students Signed Out In Styles by hardbody: 11:53am On Aug 20, 2016
WomanWrappa:
stop hating do you think its easy to graduate from a university??
talk more of BIO/CHM
Definitely it's not easy to graduate from a uni, although years back when I did, it was effortless because I knew what I wanted, i had the passion, i went for it, i got it and have continued to excel. As for biochemistry, it's just as easy and difficult as any other course in the uni.

I can tell you because I have been there and seen it all.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Possible Answers To Some Interview Questions by hardbody: 11:20am On Aug 20, 2016
Dekadet:
Mr. I tried reaching you on your signature but met some difficulties. are u on whatsapp
Like seriously? You met some difficulties? You encounter difficulties you don't meet them, they are inanimate. Same way you don't meet people's absence........people write....I came to your house and met your absence.

English is borrowed but let's use it in a way that it won't confuse the owners of the language.

Peace bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Possible Answers To Some Interview Questions by hardbody: 11:10am On Aug 20, 2016
shadelek:
What about this: how much are you expecting as your salary at the end of each month?
Salaries might be paid monthly but it's usually calculated annually. So the question will normally be what are expecting as salary.

If you are coming from an earlier employment, let them know your band and also clarify that you have other pecks like official car, genset, club membership, phone and Internet recharge. Will these tools be provided or form part of TCE ......total cost of employment.

The response will help you offer a price. Don't forget, they are not doing you a favour, so ask for what you think you are worth and it is helpful if you also have a fair idea of how the industry and company pays.

Lastly, if you can't put your fingers on any information, international best practice is to ask for 40% higher than your current pay, but always leave a window open by saying you are willing to negotiate further in the event an offer is extended to you.
Politics › Re: I And Others Brought Buhari To Salvage Nigeria- Obasanjo by hardbody: 10:55am On Aug 20, 2016
kgr8mike:
Obasanjo should live the rest of his life in shame. He Obasanjo took 8 good years out of the 16 years of PDP's leadership. He did not salvage Nigeria then.

Now a Jonathan who was very sincere and who could not allow himself to be manipulated by him is the one he wants to save Nigeria from.

If bringing Buhari is Obasanjo's salvaging formula, then Obasanjo will never escape punishment and if not now, later and if not by man then certainly by God.
I stand with you on this. Meanwhile, when are they probing him sef?

Randy old man

Meanwhile English language will write, "4 others and I"......the man sef no sabi book.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys A Big Fish In Jamaica - (pics/vid) by hardbody: 10:50am On Aug 20, 2016
Check out that guy's index and middle finger in the second pic. Fela will be turning in his grave now.

Jamaica, land of weed.

I doff.
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Final Year Students Signed Out In Styles by hardbody: 10:46am On Aug 20, 2016
After like 4 years or so they could not come up with a substance that could change the pigmentation of that albino.

That would have been the hallmark of the celebrations.

Meanwhile, nice concept, i daresay.
Celebrities › Re: Fan To Rukky Sanda: This Yansh Is Padded, She No Get Butt Before Na: by hardbody: 10:37am On Aug 20, 2016
Smellymouth:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/smhp.gif
Wicked.

"These girls "

Help him learn bro
Pets › Re: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by hardbody: 10:11am On Aug 20, 2016
ruffp:
My brother, I jus taya for this country. U arrest someone just to "protect" him? Na wa!!!
It's perfectly ok to take someone in and keep him in protective custody, however when you now charge him for breach of public peace then the genuiness of the arrest becomes doubtful.

I am getting a puppy and i will name it goodluckbuhari so i will see who is charging me to court, idiats of the highest order.
Romance › Re: Is This Guy Not Wicked And Only Want To Destroy This Small Girl by hardbody: 10:03am On Aug 20, 2016
Reach87:
Please house you people should help me in this matter
I have this girl my friend she is just 19 years old she only has waec certificate.just withing two weeks this my friend met a guy on Facebook who propose to her that he want to marry her,cos that is what d girl wanted at 19 .she told me that she is tired of relationship, that she want a man to call her own,that she want to settle down I tried discouraging her but she told me that is what she want and I say OK.d guy knowing what d girl want to hear and wanted propose to her and she accepted and he had met with d girl's parents abt d married thing d parents accepted. D problem now is that this guy has being talking abt sex sex and disturbing her with sex he told her that he will first of all get her pregnant before the marriage rite will follow and before paying her bride price and that she should not tell her parents abt this until she is pregnant for him before he ll come and pay her bride price.u people should know that all these things is happening within 2 weeks of them knowing each other
PLS HOUSE IS THIS GUY NOT EVILL AND WICKED he only want to Bleep and destroy this small girl.pls I need u peoples thought on this issues because is a reality
Show me the guy and the babe first before i comment
Crime › Re: 22-year-old Woman Stabs Salesgirl In Lagos Over N400 Fried Meat (Graphic Pic) by hardbody: 4:21pm On Aug 19, 2016
Solitin40:
The govt must kill her too
She kill person?

Read first and comment later
Crime › Re: 22-year-old Woman Stabs Salesgirl In Lagos Over N400 Fried Meat (Graphic Pic) by hardbody: 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2016
Rapmoney:
H
H for haba
Celebrities › Re: Popular Actress Put On Blast For Touching Police Officer Private Part by hardbody: 7:53am On Aug 19, 2016
Airforce1:
well she's got a nice set of breast and a pretty big asss.

But even if she sit on legs nakedd, my dicck no go rise
Of course you are impotence personified, we all know.
Health › Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by hardbody: 8:11pm On Aug 17, 2016
teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks
This is the negative side of no sèx till after marriage.

PM me for a recommendation that works.
Crime › Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by hardbody: 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2016
Islie:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/3-nigerian-pilgrims-arrested-saudi-arabia-alleged-drug-trafficking/
Did they say KWARA?

These 'igbos' sef.

They won't stop embarrassing Nigeria with their love of money tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Military To Level Boko Haram Camps In Sambisa In Search Of Chibok Girls by hardbody: 8:25am On Aug 17, 2016
If I write what I feel, they will say I have broken all the rules on NL and ban me for life.

Buratai.....you are poking me in the eyes oooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: New Registered Regional Bank - Suntrust Nigeria Bank by hardbody: 6:12am On Aug 17, 2016
Mide4:
do you have a job for us smh
Bros I am sorry.
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Attain The Age Of 30-35years by hardbody: 6:00am On Aug 17, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
1.Begin to put money in the bank and learn to leave it there i.e Learn to save dont spent all your money on clothes,Make up,Material thing that wont follow you to Heaven...Work Hard so you will reap.

2.Date the right person i.e Dont date a guy for dating sake, dont date him coz he his rich, dont date him coz he his Handsome, but date for a Purpose Always put God first Else You may end up regretting.

3.Get your own place stop having room-mates...This Doesn't implies that having roommates wont make u live responsible but when u live ur life alone nd stop living on people you will see that you will start to have plans for yourself, And even if you want to have a roommate Live with somebody that has a future not somebody that will always advice you to party every time,Not somebody that gives you wrong advice,Not somebody dat has never open his/her MOUTH one that you should pray,Not roommate that can advice you to carry your book nd read Etc (You should understand what i mean now...Live a responsible life it is profitable)

4.Get out of Debt (This most of us, we youths of nowadays we get into debt because we want to show off, show people we are better living a life that is not comfortable simply because we want to be Among but truly brothers nd sister debt is not owing but debt is when you live a life that is not yours)

5 Get that body you always dream of and maintain it.

6. Surround Yourself with people that will take u a step ahead...(Have you ever wondered if you are moving forward or not? if you are moving with the right people? if ur friends have affected your life positively in one or two ways? if not check ur self well check the kind of people you mingle with if u r the type that mingle with People that dont read,that dont pray, dat dont have future..when i mean dont have future i mean people dat dont plan there some people who dont even think of anything in there life than to just party party...seriously u should think of it Move with people that will affect you life positively....if u need example u can ask me)

7.Start to accumulate a fortune and wealth..(This is very important in everybody's life there is an adage that says if u fail to plan u plan to fail anything you do in,life plan plan plan well )

8.Learn to dress well not sexy.

9.Accept that you are an adult and start living as one(Hmmmmm this is also important to those that have reached age of 20-35 and you are still behaving like kids thinking its until you reach 50yrs before u have sense NO even from 18yrs you should already have plans for yourself Know what you want from what you dont want dont let friend influence affect you...Live your life to please yourself and not to please people..this people will back off when you have a single Problem )THINK!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Let go of the past and look forward to the future...
Thanks for reading this piece...Leave a comment if you think Have tried And if you think You Have been blessed with this piece ND ALSO stay tunED FOR MORE ..THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU

HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND A BLESS WEEK AHEAD
I remain my loyal self Oluwaseyi Ogunseye Anuoluwapo AKA Elizabeth
PEACE OUT
Beautifully put but putting the write up in perspective, most Nigerians are handicapped by the harsh economy from the onset

Dressing well, getting your own place, getting out of debt, having savings....all without a job? Many a people I know are still holing up with folks and friends at the age bracket mentioned.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ugandan NTV Disowns Staff Having Sex In The Office "They Are Not Our Staff" by hardbody: 11:38pm On Aug 16, 2016
Thoseideas123:
These ones had been disgraced.

Imagine the stigma. Would it be easy for them to get another job?

When the preachers keeps preaching, they don't want to heed us.

The preachers keeps saying:

"You are not animals like dogs that can't control themselves. You should be able to control your self. Life is not all about sex and pleasure. "

We keep telling them:

"Sex is right and should be only between married couples alone. Any other things will bring shame."

Are you not shamed now?

Well, we will continue preaching o.

Give your lives to Jesus Christ today, and you will be happy.

God bless you all.
OK. Let's assume married couples were caught fvckin in the studio, what would have changed?

Applying rubbish to none sense, ever time all the time.

Your preachers get nabbed daily for promiscuity. Is it not a reverend father in Ibadan that was reported as having 2 wives and multitude of biological kids?

They keep leading you to destruction. Little wonder Jesus talked about the consequences of the blind leading the blind .

The principle is.....don't be caught. ...
Politics › Re: 8000 Boko Haram Members Surrender Voluntarily – Military by hardbody: 7:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
Choi

Make una dey apply sense in lying na

8000?

Would it be wise to assume that all NE youths are BH or perhaps potential members surrendered in anticipation of government largesse or maybe the story about them being decimated was never true?

I mean it's only a smart person that can lie and sustain the strain of lying. You guys suck at it.
Events › Re: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by hardbody: 6:28am On Aug 15, 2016
Beamborla:
I won't insult Ibo ladies just to get back at you. They shouldn't take the heat because you choose to spew trash. Engaging in a meaningful argument would be futile as well.

Sighs* you are hopeless.
Mature. Well done. Well said.

We once escorted my cousin to go and marry this nice Yoruba lady. We took all those requirements as fun, infact when they asked us to prostrate, see how we quickly hit the floor face down, but to stand up nko we refused. We were lying face down for almost 30 minutes and guests started getting angry. We even told them through the alaga that they had to pay for us to get up.

Personally I see no reason to castigate other cultures, that is the real meaning of unity in diversity.

I am igbo and in my place, bride price is still 25 guineas.......N20. 25k.

All my cousins were given out at that price and all the women we married from around , we paid same amount
Celebrities › Re: E-money & Wife Pose In His Mercedes Land Jet by hardbody: 9:46am On Aug 13, 2016
Vincent41:
Even as E-Money is rich,some day we go hear stories about her flirting!!!..Women are too Promisicous in Nature!!!..
In that case, he has no deek to compliment his affluence.

God has given me both, just that the money still get bele. E go soon born quadro triplets.

As for the deek, na who feel am know am lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: This Is Crazy! Ugandan Comedian Had ‘cexs’ On Stage As Audience Watch (see Photo by hardbody: 5:32am On Aug 13, 2016
youngest85:
Having sex wt clothes on?
Bros i tire ooo

The act sef is not up to dry humping....

Foolery
Politics › Re: Hausas Clash With Igbos In Akowa, Imo State - Graphic Photos by hardbody: 4:53am On Aug 13, 2016
scholes0:
Where are all those Igbos that were making fun of Yorubas during the Mile 2 incident in Lagos saying they can't defend their territory?
Oya.... all of you are needed in Imo before Hausas finish them off over there o. See your sister and brothers lying in their own pool of blood.
And we still aren't sure if the Hausas will mobilize a hit and run on the local community, by the time their brothers take their version of the story to the North.

This is why evil must be condemned whenever and wherever it happens, because in a country like Nigeria, you can't be sure who is gonna get served tomorrow.
The guy was served first, that is what real men do. The next wave will be treated when it starts.
Crime › Re: Hiv-positive Man Rapes 6-year-old Girl In Delta State (photos) by hardbody: 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2016
Deenite:
Never taught of this, but on a serious note, What is the punishment for a dying man?
Death is a journey. For a dying man such as this, you make the journey smoother and faster by simply killing him. Why waste tax payers money on a walking corppse
Events › Re: Obi Removes Bukola's Garter On Their Wedding Day - Photos by hardbody: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2016
Janet101:
Nawa for dis culture o,am proud to be a yoruba lady.
That culture is neither igbo, yourba or hausa. Infact it is not Nigerian, it is borrowed from the English so anyone that chooses to add that to his white wedding could as well do.

You are proud to be a Yoruba just because you see what you think is Igbo culture. The lady having her garter snapped is Yoruba too, so what exactly are you saying.

Grow some sense first before going tribalistic
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kenyan Graduate Seeks For Job With Placard Bearing His Photo by hardbody: 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2016
veekid:
Started here in our home
Not exactly, actually started in the UK by a Nigerian though (I guess he was a Nigerian graduate in marketing)
Crime › Re: 15 Inmates Escape From Nsukka Prison by hardbody: 6:32pm On Aug 10, 2016
Freedom at last.....or is it?
Education › Re: If You Study These Courses In Any Of These Universities,You Are On Your Own-NUC by hardbody: 12:56am On Aug 10, 2016
ediama:
Students have always been victims of all policies affecting Nigerian universities since independence in 1960.

Even if it result in strick, the students end up spending extra year but lecturers n administrators resume with their full pay n allowances.

But we fun it.
With this your english, you are justifiably a victim, except you were sleep-typing

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