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Travel › Re: Emirates Plane In ‘accident On Landing’ In Dubai by hardbody: 1:31pm On Aug 03, 2016
alexarelano:
Is dat Abu Dhabi or Dubai?? huh
If na our own stupid Arik, it would have been consumed completely by fire sad
Even b4 landing
Who flies Arik? Locally and Internationally?

Messed up airline.

I dashed them one of my return tickets on a local trip because they had off loaded me at my request and then proceeded to cancel the same flight later. I opted not to use the ticket and the cost of refund was so annoyingly depressed that I chose not to pursue it. That episode signaled the last time I am ever going to have any relationship with them. If you have a meeting and book an Arik flight, chances are that you will miss the meeting. Internationally..... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Was Caught Having Sex At The Office -HELP by hardbody: 11:47am On Aug 03, 2016
MrFerrari:
I really don't get the "Boss" thing you talking about
I have never worked in the civil service nor can i ask my dad what the rule books say on matters such as this, but do you know whether you have committed any infraction based on the civil service rules? Otherwise my question would be who said you must only do the DO in your house, on top bed, etc.

It is a call of nature and all you need do is try to be decent about it, which from what you have said, you took care to do. Why should anyone even open the window to look into your office? Make them go sit down jare, wetin dem find na hin dey see.

Before I became born again (I don't know the exact definition of that), i used to answer that call of nature in my office, I no send anyone then.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka Blasts Buhari: People Are Dying Of Hunger, Buhari Should Sit Up (Video) by hardbody: 11:55pm On Aug 02, 2016
Ariani:
beware of wat u say to d man of God
Taaaaaa

Man of God my left yaannsh

Which government did Jesus support

Blind leading blind.......

Gutter tingz loading
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Speaker House Of Rep Dogara Bows To Pressure, Resigns by hardbody: 8:02pm On Aug 02, 2016
CyberWolf:
I wonder what efcc is waiting for before they bundle those criminals to gulag? angry
Due legal process sir. grin
Crime › Re: Woman Recovers Her Stolen Vehicle After Robbery Attack - PICS by hardbody: 7:35pm On Aug 02, 2016
casttlebarbz:
H
H for haba mana
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Frowns At Pastors Growing Beards by hardbody: 1:29pm On Aug 02, 2016
hungryboy:
Baba Adeboye is now preaching from his own personal Bible oh,
Even Jesus christ sef been keep beard
While I do not agree with Adeboye, using Jesus as n example is wrong, Jesus was a Jew and Jews were mandated in the Bible to keep their beards. The same was no longer true in Bible times (after the death of the apostles).

But this Adeboye man sef, where is he getting his authority to personalize christian religious knowledge.

I thought the Bible is the only source of divine direction.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Mahmoud Is New NBA President by hardbody: 9:11am On Aug 02, 2016
hopsydboi:
And you are happy it inhabitable by other tribe?

Earn a living in kano and lose ur life the next day!
This cannot be correct. Igbos must be there. We are next to Coca-Cola in the penetration of other people's domain.
Politics › Re: Abubakar Mahmoud Is New NBA President by hardbody: 9:09am On Aug 02, 2016
benarex:
So just about 5000 lawyers eligible to vote? grin
I do not think so, quite a number of us chose to defranchise ourselves, I for one refused to be involved. Whenever the text messages or mails get to me i delete immediately. Their leadership never added value to my life or my profession, at least personally, so i could not be bothered. I am sure quite a number felt the same way.

Except you are lawyer, leave legal matters and antics to those trained and having a concern in that business.
Phones › Re: Easiest Way To Download Youtube Videos On Your Phone by hardbody: 8:58am On Aug 02, 2016
krozay:
I hope this tutorial was helpful to my fellow Nlanders




Seun,lalasticlala,mynd44
Guy, thanks. I just went through the process and it worked.

Lessons learnt. All the songs i ever wanted will now be mine straight up.

I am saving on mp3 though because its basically the songs that i want not the video per se.
Career › Re: My MD Slapped Me, Please I Need Your Advice by hardbody: 7:32am On Aug 02, 2016
tonididdy:
Hello lenposh
Your story is like a king who invites his friends for his sons wedding and insists on a particular dress code but because of familiarity, one of his friends disobeys the dress code. Do you know what the king did to that friend?, he tied him hands and legs bound and threw him out or so (matt 20:1-14).

The fact that u claim u are the alpha and omega at your job place like u claim dosent mean u should lack your professionalism and attend to a customr with food in your mouth, even a sweet is wrong because it alters your communication and its childish, unprofessional and not cool. Imagine dressed up in a neat suit and u chewing meat or have a stick sweet while signing an important contract papers in front of your buisness partners....naaaaa

What u should have done is stay low in the reception counter and finsih what was in your mouth before u attend to anyone. The customer can wait (that's like a 30seconds wait).

PS: you lucky your boss is begging you not to resign.
The managing director slapped her, the manager is begging her. The former is the boss and can't see value in her, but the manager runs the place and appreciates her input , unfortunately he doesn't have the final say.

When you guys read, pick the details, then you can advise with insight.

Just saying.
Crime › Re: Man Chops Off Relative’s Hand Over Land Dispute (graphic Photo) by hardbody: 6:29am On Aug 02, 2016
histemple:
If the police confirmed that he actually committed the crime, how then is he still a suspect?
HE is a suspect because the law said so and the law is supreme.
Romance › Re: 7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends by hardbody: 6:07am On Aug 02, 2016
DanceVille:
Every Nigerian Single ladies want to get married and of course wants to impress the man of their dreams.There's absolutely nothing wrong in showing off your good womanly skills and why you will make a better wife than your rival.

Buh there are some wifely duties you should avoid with your boyfriend if you want to have a good future ahead.


7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends

1. Mingle With His Friends

This might be fun if you knew him through his friends, buh nevertheless, you should cut down on all familarity with his friends once you start dating him.This will save you from the stress of your good intentions being misinterpreted,Or his friends knowing too much of you to begin to decide whether they like or approve you or not.

2. Do His Laundry

You should be focused on building your relationship, not how great a housekeeper you're.There are laundry shops on almost every street in Nigeria cities.If he tells you his clothes need washing, offer to call your laundry man for him or help him drop his clothes at the laundry shop.

3. Spend The Weekend At His Place

Most Nigerian ladies do this a lot and it's becoming a norm.You just want to have the feel of what it will actually be like living with him.It starts by sleeping over because it was too late for you to go home, then it progresses to you consciously going there for the weekend.What happened to the place you paid rent for? Smh..

4. Visit His Family Regularly

First things first, don't be in a haste to meet his family, or for him to meet your family unless he's planning to marry you.And when he finally introduces you to them, avoid paying the regular and uncalled for visits.The idea is not to get too involved with his family until you start bearing their name.

5. Depending On Him To Take Care Of You And Your Family

This is very common among Nigerian ladies, where a single lady assumes that all her financial burdens will be relieved by her boyfriend.Only lazy girls depend on their boyfriends for everything and if you want him to appreciate you, show him you're capable of taking care of your needs as well as that of your family.

6. Sleep With Him

Sex is sacred and was designed for married couples.You giving your body to your boyfriend goes against God's plan and also defiles your body and values.Stop giving him your body whenever he calls you up for it.Until he puts a wedding ring on your finger, then he's not worthy to receive wife benefits from you.When you become his wife, he will get treated like a husband.

7. Public Display Of Affection

Nigerian ladies are too fast in doing things when they are in a relationship.Try as much as possible to avoid going everywhere together, holding hands, kissing in public, uploading his pics on your social networks account and all that love birds do to drag attention.You might see it as part of spicing up your relationship buh it'll have negative effects on you if the relationship doesn't end up at the altar.

I drop my pen at this Juncture.


Written And Compiled By
DanceVille
Number 6 no work ooo

We no go taste the soup to check whether salt and pepper dey enough?
Politics › Re: Caption This Wooden Bridge Spotted In Ogbia, Bayelsa State by hardbody: 8:41am On Aug 01, 2016
blackpanda:
[[s]quote author=futurenix post=48073902]In the nearest future all the voices saying evil and condeming GEJ will sing his praise and long for him again.

He was not perfect but the fact that he invested more in the north than South I don't believe was his making.

He is the best Democrat Nigeria has produced.

I am personally still waiting for the EFCC, DSS, NPF, ICPC, NA and other tools used to fight corruption to tell me how much GEJ looted.
[/s]


My dear, nobody is buying ur lies. GEJ is the worst mistake Nigeria ever made. He set us decades backwards, I mean this is his own state we are talking about here! Zero development.
Truth be told, if he had spent stupendously to beautify his state, we will still be here berating him for lop sided developmental streak. Humans are just unmanageable. I am neither for goodluck or buhari, just get it straight.
Family › Re: Four Generations, One Picture by hardbody: 8:34am On Aug 01, 2016
Congrats, but i used to think that a generation spans 100 years, except we are projecting in this pic that the grandma will definitely make a 100 ditto the rest.

I am happy for you guys tho
Business › Re: UBA Organises Pomp Send-forth Party For Outgoing MD PO (pix) - Naijabankers.com by hardbody: 6:49am On Aug 01, 2016
LMAyedun:
"Na person wey chop belle full dey do party" - Mugabe. (2 mins ago)

Plsss! Help me tell Buhari to resign.
People are dying daily due to hunger, he is so clueless with no Economy direction.
Change loading.......15%......

Software report........una never chi chum chin
Business › Re: UBA Organises Pomp Send-forth Party For Outgoing MD PO (pix) - Naijabankers.com by hardbody: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2016
His younger brother was my senior in the uni. I recall that guy looking classless then but he was reputed to be a brain.
Car Talk › Re: How To Know If Your Car Alternator Is Failing by hardbody: 6:34am On Aug 01, 2016
ayoolanr:
B
B for bullcrap
Romance › Re: ... by hardbody: 8:57pm On Jul 31, 2016
AnakinSkywalker:
I still think she is a looker though. smiley
That babe is still haught.....last last....

Whatever they say about her legs
Crime › Re: Body Of Executed Seck Osmane Buried In Indonesia by hardbody: 8:44pm On Jul 31, 2016
yinkus204:
guy i knw but if nt the too much pressure being put on those guys by there family or friends at home that they should make money they may still be alive till nw
Don't defend nonsense. Whenever i goof, like you just did, i let it slide and move on. That way I do not aggravate my ignorance. it is called humility.
Education › Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by hardbody: 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2016
Pavore9:
Probably exorcising the spirit of unemployment that may be lurking ahead! cheesy
Or infusing the spirit of joblessness as he leaves....
Crime › Re: Body Of Executed Seck Osmane Buried In Indonesia by hardbody: 8:21pm On Jul 31, 2016
gbadexy:
I don't think I can go to those countries. Even though I run a legit business.
One can't rule out being incriminated falsely based on stereotyping as a nigerian.
No doubt that some may truly be innocent.
I agree with you, completely. Imagine I was in that hotel that night of the search, anything could happen just because one is a Nigerian
Crime › Re: Body Of Executed Seck Osmane Buried In Indonesia by hardbody: 8:19pm On Jul 31, 2016
yinkus204:
Money is the root of evil if nt because of money this people will still be alive till today
Money is not the root of evil, the love of money is.

Get your facts right.
Crime › Re: Olisa Nwakoby Of FCMB Commits Suicide In Front Of His Pastor In Lagos (photo) by hardbody: 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2016
Oma307:
Wasteful life, what will he tell God on the judgment day? We need to think twice before embarking on an actions
He won't need to tell God anything. With N350m, he can get Timi the Law to represent him before God, and trust me that man can win ALMOST any case
Investment › Re: Cryptocurrency... the future of money by hardbody: 3:14pm On Jul 31, 2016
This is what the OP said


SO JOIN NOW BY ADDING ME ON WHATSAPP 08092026229.

But everyone is dropping their numbers.

Very unserious people
Politics › Re: Army Relocates Special Forces Training School To Buni Yadi by hardbody: 2:28pm On Jul 31, 2016
AJINATU:
The Special Forces are the elite fighting unit in a national army. In the United States, the Delta Force, Rangers, Green Berets etc are the Special Forces in the US Army. It is exciting to know that we have our own Special Forces in Nigeria too.
They are only special at beating up innocent and harmless civilians.
Family › Re: Nairalanders!!!!! Please Advise On This For Bride Price Paying Ceremony by hardbody: 2:00pm On Jul 31, 2016
Funpeter:
You are from the west and with my little understanding yorubas dont demand much, even the bride price is mostly return back because they believe they dnt sell their child......




SOME LISTS
Tubers of Yam maximum 10



Bag of rice


Salt



Box of cloth.....which you already have.


Sugar


Groundnut oli


Palm oil


Fish

Kola

Fruit

Coconut



make others add their own........



NB. experience from wedding attended so far.....




ire ooooo
You don't demand much on top that list that is slightly longer than my arm?

So if you then demand much what will it be like, Choi..chizosx shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by hardbody: 1:50pm On Jul 31, 2016
cktheluckyman:
What stupid point are you trying to make? Don't we have protestants who also fight wars? Don't we even have pastors who commit adultery,murders etc in your protestant and even this new age churches? Were this practices part of their church doctrines?
Ain't fighting sir.

Would Jesus have been part of a war? Was he at anytime? Do you recall him being part of the politics of his time? Do you remember his hiding himself when he was to be made a king by force?

Did Jesus celebrate his birth

Answer my questions and stop quarelling
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by hardbody: 1:29pm On Jul 31, 2016
cktheluckyman:
It is not by numbers but the catholic church has more than just numbers!! It is apostolic in the sense that it has an unbroken link to the apostles themselves!!it is in reality the only apostolic church in the world today.Only the eastern orthodox churches comes any closer to it
And they follow the bibles core principles?

a. Members should love each other and not carry out wars ........flash back to the first and second world war, did Catholics kill Catholics
b. Preach kingdom good news like Jesus did?
c. Refuse to be part of the band-wagon by celebrating times and seasons that even Jesus and his early apostles did not celebrate until later years and after the apostles were all gone?

I could go on and on, but alas, God has the final say

I am a Bible student and I study critically and analyse. Good day bro
Education › Re: Unbelievable! Student Died Of Joy After Obtaining An Excellent Result(photos) by hardbody: 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2016
rummeh:
imagine Wetin for happen if e fail
He would have still been alive. He hoped he will fail, so that would not have been a surprise. I hold his lecturers responsible. There must have been a mistake in the result compilation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by hardbody: 1:09pm On Jul 31, 2016
Handsomecole:
Proudly Roman Catholic, church found by no human other than our Lord Jesus Christ himself with Apostle Peter the Ist Pope. Over 2500 years of existence with unbroken tradition with over 4 billion worshippers around every corner of the Earth.

We are Catholics we are Proud... grin
Is it by numbers?

Read Mathew 7:13;14.

I am not judging, just applying a biblical principle.
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by hardbody: 12:56pm On Jul 31, 2016
IffaCatchYouEhn:
[size=15pt]Church of Satan nko?? undecided

Eckankar nko

Jehovah witness nko

Seventh day Adventist nko shocked[/size]
www.jw.org

For Jehovah's Witnesses.

Fast Facts—Worldwide

240—Lands where Jehovah’s Witnesses worship
8,220,103—Jehovah’s Witnesses
9,708,968—Free home Bible courses conducted
19,862,783—Attendance at the annual Memorial of Christ’s death
118,016—Congregations


Coca Kola is the closest item that has penetrated regions and homes after the JW.

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