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Please i enquire from the gurus what would be responsible for my SUV shaking at the back and then vibrating when I am doing 120km/hr on a rather very good road.

Any analytical response will be appreciated as I am now scared driving it back to my base and i have no mechanic in Ibadan.

ba7man:
Nooo...... it proves that Ibadan is much more than those old slum pics that some people love to post to represent Ibadan.

How do you know he's not already making money as you type your post?

Yeah, yeah....... you guys developed South Africa, the USA and Dubai too...

Yeah bro. We developed SA, USA and Dubai too amongst others.

Thanks for recognising.


E pain am die

Nice pics, but proves nothing.

Meanwhile is IATA a Yoruba or ibadan creation too?

Go and make money and stop these nonsense already.

Meanwhile igbos are developing that region too

GAZZUZZ:

Uncle gazzuz abi I lie? Una no dey ever relent na

RZArecta:
How can you teach something that you're supposed to know by default as a Nigerian whether rich or poor ? Op please ask more relevant questions abeg

Why do the English teach English language?

Warped reasoning.

Donbrig:
I've been wondering how a language like pidgin English that is widely spoken all over Nigeria is yet to be officially taught as a subject in our learning institutions. I think it is high time we take pidgin English to a very high level and polish it a bit. Even our politicians use it often during campaigns and some other African countries also speak pidgin English. Sometimes, I wonder how the western world would have packaged and polish pidgin English if it were to be their language.

You for send this your post first with pidgin make we for sabi say you sef dey serious.

Dem no dey teach am because warri pidgin is dynamic, them dey evolve am everyday so no teacher fit catch up.

Chrisrare:
cos ur problem is bigger than d joke

Gbam.

bobochem:
we av declared curfew 4 our selves 4 odogunyan ikorodu.Two people were killed in my own area 4 odogunyan on Sunday.Ikorodu is den of cultists.Government shld please help us o b4 I go run away from father's house.

You no get your own cabal?

Mrjo:
Then, whats makes a witnnes

Be an eye witness, go to ikorodu after all CNN reporters have balls like you.

Naijasinglegirl:
I am very calculative of the times I make use of an ATM. If it's not very early in the morning, I don't bother except it's an emergency cos the last thing I want is to meet a queue. A queue containing one or more of these characters.

1 Mr Miracle
This one has 380.36 in his account yet he slots in his card at least five times to withdraw 5K, hoping for a miracle. He doesn't leave the ATM until he is certain 'insufficient funds' is spelt correctly. I met one like that last month. He kept reinserting his card and on a closer inspection, I found out he was trying to withdraw N400!

2 Mr Grumpy
This one is fond of picking quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine keeps reading his pin is incorrect or his card has expired, he keeps swearing. Often times, he reports the ATM to the next person on the queue. Like we care!

3 Mr Meticulous
The is that guy that adds stew to his jollof rice. He is the annoying guy dude counts and confirms every single note of his money before exiting for the next person as if he can beat up the ATM if N20 is missing. Nigerians and their trust issues though.

4 Mr Chief/ Mr Thief
This one acts as if the world is ending. He is on a mission to drain the ATM. You think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. He is either a wealthy person or one of those scammers that stole someone's debit card. At a point, the 2K people like us starts begging him not to exhaust all the cash in the ATM.

5 ATM Class Prefect
This impatient guy on the queue is usually the last to arrive but assumes anybody that spends more than five seconds at the ATM is an illiterate. He moves from the beginning of the extreme, grumbling and hastening everyone. If you spend more than 5 seconds, he'll walk up to you and offer to help you operate the ATM even when you are not an illiterate.

6 Mr Trust Issues

The old man that feels everyone on the queue is a thief on a mission to memorise his ATM pin. He positions himself in a way that his entire body completely covers the ATM. He never fails to curse anyone that comes five metres close to him.

7 Mrs Clueless

This is that old woman that has been practising how to use an ATM for the past 5 years. If you take a closer look at what she's doing, you would discover each time the machine reads "Would you like to continue, Yes or No", she smiles and does nothing.

8 Mr Unemployed

He has no money to withdraw but he joins the queue with four of his ATM card with the intention of checking their various balance. He eventually recharges N100 with quickteller and walks away with his head held high.

9 Mr Questioner

This one is always asking questions. He doesn't care if you came to use the ATM or not! He's always asking, "Is it paying?", "Which bank are you using?" "Have you withdrawn?"

I hope I didn't omit any category? I'm not sure where I belong but my worst fear is when I sight Mrs Clueless in front of me. You?


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/9-annoying-sets-nigerians-youd-meet-atm-queue/

Dead right. Some guys just get to the machine and they are like it's my turn to waste time. This evening I ran into one, i barely managed to contain my contempt, of course I quickly drove to the next and entered an empty booth. Some guys don't even know how to operate it and won't eventually do more than 5k but it is a matter of right. So annoying

temitayomie:
Nitwit I repeat, must you tribalize everything

Now consult your brain (that is if you have any) before you answer me.

Listening. ....did you say anything?

It's not my fault you could never have made the cut off.

Too bad

temitayomie:
Must you guys use every avenue to promote tribalism

Nobody ask for the tribe that made up the top 42, if you school in the north, you have more Hausa applicants, if you school in the west, you will have more Yoruba applicants and more Igbo applicants in the east. So the figure you put up there is very unnecessary.

Except the northern uni is not federal, the result then wouldn't have been any different. Get it into your brain, hoping you have any, i am detribalised, apolitical and a free bird. I say the truth and stand by it. I am not here to win medals, i do my bit and leave the rest to God. Now quit.

signature2012:
But sincerely speaking,as a mod,I don't expect you to be eligible to contest.
You are human like any other forumite,but you are a moderator of a section on NL,if you happen to win,won't it be said it was rigged in your favor.
Don't take this as an offense,just expressing my mind.

I tend to agree with this irrespective of what the rule books say. If the books provide differently, then the earlier we amend it, the better. Justice must not only be served but must seen to be served.

DesChyko:
Decision must be respected. You certainly know your onions. But expecting relations on a personal level is quite herculean, considering this is a faceless forum. Me, I don't really give a dig about these contests, but then, I know this guy as a really cool person who doesn't let his 'moderator' status get into his head, neither does he allow his friendliness make him neglect his duties. Once I heard he was up, I put all my weight in because I'm a strict believer in honouring humble persons.
After this campaign and contest, I'll also be off and on in this thread unlike now. We don't really spend time in the kitchen except we want to cook.

OK sir. Your views are germaine and i respect you for holding them although it's not in anyway changing my thoughts. I know no mod in here so humility or pride does not stand strong with me. I have no issues against any of them or anyone for that matter. Let the best candidate or one with the largest followership or better still one with the best coordinated team of agents win.

May I ask, what do they gain and what do they bring to the table as Mr and Mrs Nairaland

Interestingly all the comments are correct. They are bits or parts of a complete whole. In my uni back in time, i had guys from the core north, they were on scholarship, guys from the state where the uni is located were very few, we also had benue community, rivers, etc. Parapo meetings and parties and cultural days were the bomb, lagosians came with these their egungun and they were the best singers and drummers in all those clandestine paroles. In my next life I will still go through a federal uni. Not talking down on state unis but the competition and diversity is something else. The first set of 42 names sent by JAMB to my faculty then on a cut off of 295 had igbos, a few hausas and some yorubas only.

The rest almost 200 people came through means best known to them but it was fun and competition was rife. It was also cheap.

eyeview:
The new GMD of NNPC who was appointed less than a week ago has already sacked top management staff of NNPC. Out of 15 of them,14 relieved of their duty were from the south.
They are as follows:
S/NO NAME CURRENT POSITION
1 Mrs Lillian Adegbite GGM, GHR
2 Sola Alabi GGM Greenfield Refineries Proj
3 Suleiman Achimugu GGM, RED
4 Chuks Onuoha GGM, ITD
5 Mrs Zainab Abdurrahman GGM, Retail
6 M. A. Agoro STA Downstream GMD
7 George Osahon GGM, NCD
8 M. O. Oti GM, Downstream Invt
9 M. O. Bajomo GGM, Marketing, COMD
10 G. O. Ahrore GM, Retail, C&I
11 C. N. Chukwuka GM, JV NAPIMS
12 A.O. Adeyemo GM, PSC NAPIMS
13 E. C. Nwabufo Mgr. Gas NAPIMS
14 S. Oyegun EDO PPMC
15 G. Etare EDF PPMC


We hope that the southerners who were shouting that buhari can not be tribalistic in this modern nigeria are seeing it.
With the way its going,these people are gradually placing themselves to rule in every government parastatal and agency even in the next 25years.

When them no sack them wetin I benefit?

Abegi

ladyF:
*sigh* The way you sound, it must have been painful... So sorry...

I keep thinking sef... maybe, just maybe... if you had those votes from 11 people that chose to remain on the fence... Chai!!!

I think that's why we're just trying to get everyone to vote for Fynestboi now sha. Your vote may just be the decider for us. Every person's vote counts. I respect your decision either ways tho... You have your reasons.

Misjudgment. I was not sad and never could be. Failure is part of life. The important thing is to be able to pick yourself up and plod on

Guess what, you remind me of politicians. You never get to have anything in common and they don't know you exist until they want your vote, after which they move on again as if you never existed.

Nothing on earth will make me vote again, ever.

It's Lady F again. Just do your thing and leave my ilk out, nothing will sway me on this.

Fynestboi:
Good day to you all,

Posterior to various complaints and suggestions concerning my role on the platform, the competition we are as likely as not aware of and I as a person, I decided to factorize out the time to deliver this written piece in order to disclaim some probably wrongs beliefs and reclaim proper mentality concerning the previously mentioned points.

Well, I will try to keep this as short as possible, to save our time.

First of all, sincere apologies to those who might have been offended while I was innocently playing the role assigned to me as a moderator. Ensuring forum rules are maintained is part of, if not my major role as a moderator and as a modest individual, I always ensure that I play my part in every leadership or similar roles I find myself.

Meanwhile, I understand such decisions might not go down well with individuals as we are all humans, I use this medium to apologize for any wrong done. Though, I will continue playing my sincere role as a moderator.

I was mostly nominated for this competition and I had to take the nomination as I discovered once upon a time, there used to be a good rapport between the Moderators and members of the forum deposited mostly by contests, but these days, things have changed. And a need to return such wonderful platform we once had necessitated my acceptance of the nomination, and also to retrace the fact that moderators ain't God but some individuals with some rare privileges to help guide the rules of the forum.


So I have come to duly seek you guys' support as little is what I can do on my own. I would love you guys to be for me as you are my pillar of strength in this scenario, driving me up the competition wall is what my sayings revolve round. I promise not to disappoint, I promise to bring home the bacon.

Thanks so much.


Cc
LordSent
Max112
Onstelly
BiafraBushBoy

Even if I was going to vote, with this knowledge now....

Anyways good luck..

ladyF:
Chai...so this is a NO?

Did you win the election tho? Just out of curiousity...

It was my first, only and last failure. I lost marginally with less than 10 votes and i had no agents, so students and fellow contestants applauded my popularity.

ebenreloaded:
plz do u kno if d final interview z also in batches,...is it sms dey use in contacting u? tanx

Sorry bro I left that system a while back. Don't know what approach is deployed presently. It was phone call for me all the way then.

Agarawu33:
Pls sir's we need your vote and support for Fynestboi as our next mr nl . pls take time to read why he is worth your vote here. https://www.nairaland.com/3204566/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-campaign/37#47228518. Please do take your time to vote him when its time.

Tcd fkbz ecel softhand spinoff emroyy pol23 foreverwazobia 2swt Love Machine jorion hardbody

Thanks for looking my way sir.

Generally I have only voted once in my life and that was during SUG elections when I voted for myself. Since then I haven't voted again and plan never to. I always like to have a clean mind and conscience that the underperformer in any position of public trust never had my explicit or implicit support other than of course my non voting to get there.

If there is any other way I can help sir.

Can I see the dashboard and engine room, if it is clean, can we do N2.3m

Childish thread. I have complete attire of all the regions including the efik, i dress each weekend as I choose does that make any group inferior? Boys talking swags, serious guys raking in money....nansense

ADEWUMIMichael:
A military helicopter carrying
several military officers has
crashed causing severe panic in
the area.



The military helicopter which
was carrying about 11 Turkish
soldiers, including senior
officers, has crashed.



The helicopter crashed in the
province of Giresun in the Black
Sea region of northeast Turkey
on Tuesday.



According to the private news
agency Dogan, there was no
immediate information on
casualties or the cause of the
crash.
Rescue teams and ambulances
were trying to reach the
wreckage.



A brigadier general, a colonel
and two majors were among
those on board when the
helicopter crashed as it flew to
greet military personnel and
their families in marking the end
of the Muslim holy month of
Ramadan, Dogan said.
It said the helicopter had
crashed around 5:30 p.m.
(1430 GMT) in the Alucra
district in the highlands of
Giresun.



Prime Minister Binali Yildirim
contacted the head of the armed
forces for information on the
crash, broadcaster CNN Turk
reported.


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news.trust.org/item/20160705160447-6k7pl

Thought it was in Nigeria

mohince:
If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:

The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US
HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance

GEJ squandered the moon and left no moon for the incoming government - APC/PMB

forghon:
a times d most visiting states of d president purchase d cars almost every state government get s500 S-guard

My chairman drives a maybach. His own was designed specifically for him and MB requested to showcase it for about one month before delivering it.

But my chairman's own doesn't look like this ooo

It has a totally different design

I have nothing to say.....


























But no matter how big a bushmeat, it will still enter inside the sack.





Meaning, last last, na man like me go dey make dem speak in tongues

Kakamorufu:
Dem fall small. E stil dey manageable

Na your own i gree. Full in the first and fallen in the second. Confused set of bobbies.

OK, i am already dead because I am guilty of all the points and more. Guess what, people not doing any have been dying since and i know several. Death is a necessary end and will come when it will come.

People die from car crashes, plane crashes, house crashes, even emotional crashes. So what da fvck. Live life to the fullest, tomorrow may never come, yesterday is gone forever, today is a present, enjoy it.

schumastic:
op i agree with you...there was this time i got banned for nothing like and i had to call on seun before they canceled it. if any of the mod is going to ban someone, let them give notice to the person and let him know the rule he broke.
another case i would like to point out is this.take for instance two persons A and B get into a huge argument, both of them start insulting each other, B calls out the mod that he has been insulted by A (NOTE: both of them insulted each other).. A gets banned why B still remains, have justice been served? NO

if the mods are going to ban anyone they should allow him defend himself first or get to the root of what started it before banning someone..to me is more or less like jungle justice , where one can't defend him or her self..SEUN pls address this thanks.

I perfectly agree with you. One lady insulted me and I gave it back to her in full measure, well shaken and pressed down she could not take it up the chin, she reported me and I got banned.

I am waiting to catch the mode that banned me in real life. We go follow go igbobi but i don't know the mode ooo

iPopAlomo:
Lol... the time I got banned for the most absurd reason ever was when I asked one xenophobic south African girl "if she was drunk...?" I even used question mark... but she reported me... and because she's a girl and the mod in romance section too nah girl... dem dash me ban... the thing pain me... not the ban... but that I got banned for asking a legit question...

then there's no yardstick to measure the of a ban... I've seen someone banned to 2024... as in... shay he kill person nii...? I don't even know...

Ban till 2024? How is the mode sure that both the banner and banee will be alive then?