₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
lol this thread has been created a thousand times...

Lol. This was created to give me a chance to pick or be picked. Although I would have preferred that reasons be given for choosing your person.

lilyqueen:
It may sound funny but it's the truth

Position vacant....

Mrdecent:
lalasticlala can we celebrate this [b][/b]rear [b][/b]Nigerian?

Rare.....

You are welcome

nma24:
Hardbody

Chisoox

Oya baby make we collabo

Sunnycliff:
In your dreams abi!

I live my dream bro. The only inhibition is if I don't dream it.

If these guys are not dumb, would an applicant having N5m not direct that into business development?

God be with the abducted.

No be this KNUST where na so so fvck and leaked videos we dey always read about them. Anyways, she try. More like a diamond in the rough.


I go soon give am belle sha

Oceemo:
They are all looking like fools I no even see any fine boy there. cultism my aszxxzs

Dem be eiye na, not fine boys....BAN

mamagee3:
Hi all, I and my boyfriend have been together for about five months and he has my photo and everything but he is finding out details about me from an unknown source such as my middle name.

I didn't tell him my middle name and he has no other way of knowing it. He texted my middle name to me this morning and I woke up to see it.

I'm confused as to know he's finding this out. I only gave him my first and last name. What should I do?

He has neither met any of my friends nor any of my family members

Is he stalking me?

Quick check. If he has your account number, it's as simple as free air to pick your middle name from there

Siena:
[color=Blue]Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

It is possible to have the light indicator, yet have a no start condition, this is why I asked.[/color]

Sincerely sorry Siena, i was not being sarcastic, just overwhelmed. My apologies. I had no light indicator. I do appreciate your concern and desire to be helpful.

Nokio1:
Go to jabi park early morn do a convoy with any bus,make sure to check ur tyres.

Those buses will forget him behind. For one thing police hardly stop the buses, that alone will create a gap. Try Google map.

chiebube1:
I am planning to do Abuja to Lagos by road in a few weeks time. Please, i will need helpful suggestions on a) route to take: I have driven from Lagos to east severally but Lagos is farther.

b) state of the roads this rainy season.

c) effectiveness of new tinted permit on Nigerian roads cos i have the old tint permit.


d) Custom wahala. I have a custom papers. Paid about N187,500 for 2000 sienna in 2012.

Many thanks.

I can only talk about c. The permit thingy has until July to come into effect. Sound convincing and they will let you go.

I have not driven abuja lagos but the road is better than going to the east which is more tortuous and longer because of the badness and accompanying traffic. You also have fewer police checks on the abuja lagos axis.

Observe all the regular road disciplines, you will be fine.

tessybrown:
First of all forgive my Errors and my typing English
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It all started early this Year!!!
When I lost my Work I.D card
I was supposed to request for another one
But it have to undergo some process and terms
And the I.D card money will be deducted from my salary.
So a friend of mine took me to a place where I did the I.D, for just a token of amount....
Well it was successful after then, and I was using it to work, not till there asked some of us that is using ACessBank to come and fill form for the New ZenthBank there want to open for Us being Company Account.... So I requested for the form and after filling it there ask me to bring out my I.D card so there could photocopy it and attach it to the form I filled,
That was when there knew that the I.D card was fake, there started questioning me. Telling me that if their boss know about what I did, that I even forge their boss signature attaching to the I.D Card, that alone might land me into Jail.... So there requested for Affidavit of the I.D card and also a police report
Have not done the police nd the affidavit tho, am thinking their boss might have known about it...
PLEASE WHAT DO U GUYS THINK I NEED ADVICE. THANKS
@Lala is up to you

How can you be this dumb and criminally minded. You could be sacked and arrested for forgery and impersonation. How much would they deduct from your salary?

Assume you want to swear to an affidavit what would you be saying, that you lost your id and then forged another? Any thing short of that is perjury another crime entirely,

Right now you are fvcked. Your best bet is to now declare the loss properly and go through the proper channel of affidavit of loss and police report. Let your company deduct what they will and you start on a clean slate.

Quit being dumb and criminally minded.

southpole:
The first President to out performed a clueless phd holder

Like seriously?

God surely regrets some of his creations.

Tolexander:
Hmmm!

This was when he submitted his original certificate to the Nigerian Army!

Yeah....thereafter rats ate the certificate. Blatant illiterate.

Siena:
[color=Blue]When you depress the brake pedal, does the amber warning light, on the start button change to green?[/color]

No sir. No light at all, else I won't be here seeking help.

GAZZUZZ:
Haba! And I thought we were close.

Bros we are. But your phone no gree connect to mine. Thanks for the offline advise, i will take those steps, and coming from you i am certain the problem is already resolved.

Gazzuz of life. I doff.

mrkayusfit:
Look at the type of junkies the igbos appoints as leaders. Instead of formulating policies to improve his state, he his busy gallivanting to Lagos for an irrelevant church service. Are there no churches in the south east? What economic benefit is this senseless visit to his state? The east is the least developed region in Nigeria excluding imo state led by rochas because other governors fail to put on their thinking cap. Ebonyi state governor the other day was distributing foreign made SUV's, instead of going for a cheaper option in innoson while most people in his state cant afford 3 square meal. This is how the eastern leaders waste their tax payers money on irrelevancies and instead of their youths to hold them accountable, they will instead blame Buhari for their woes and start screaming biafra as if angels will be their leaders in their imaginary biafra. Shame on IPOB yoots

Travel and learn, you sound real myopic. Meanwhile that guy is visiting his lungu as an area father. He conquered and continues to conquer. Ebekue dike 1. I doff.

Note that he is not owing his state civil service any outstanding, compare that with ogbeni and the ekiti state parrot and revert.

meezynetwork:
media governor

HE is performing. He always liked the limelight. As an ED in fidelity bank he was effizy personified, i did not like him then as a boss but i am getting to like him now, i associate with performers.

tempem:
.. No joke. It's nice.

Got it for my brother. He seems to be loving it.

Guys can I get some respite here.

I had removed the battery from my Avensis for sometime since I was not using it. Last week I reinstalled it but i had to touch the keyless object on the start button before starting the car. I travelled again only to come back yesterday and have tried everything but the car won't start.

I changed batteries in the hope that this will help but to no avail. Horn, light, etc are all functioning. The dashboard instruction only says, depress break pedal and push engine switch to start. I have been doing that all afternoon in this scorching heat.

Anyone knows what I am not doing right please.

mdokaba1:
It all boils down on his stands on schooling while working, cos I currently work under a boss that sees that as a * TABOO* How pathetic tho!

Btw, if the lectures time table does not conflict with your job, then I advice you dont tell him, cos some naija Bosses and jealousy na 5 n 6.

This about summarises it. My employer has a policy that will even support you and in some instances you get refunds, provided your job does not suffer. However where an employer sees your self development in a negative light, try and do it without his knowledge but be sure that you won't present the certificate for accelerated promotion when you are done and also have it at the back of your mind that the day he finds out, you may be booted out ignominiously.

All the best in your quest for self development.

Ezedon:
Do they pay the people, i want to leave this country and join

Mental slave for life

This sad and rather very unfortunate. But she was born 1974 and have 7 children 16 years after marriage?

OK she was putting green to bed every other year. The husbands manhood is strong.

May God give the bereaved fortitude to bear the loss but these early morning preaching sef, was jesus going out in the wee hours to preach based on biblical accounts.?

Even the bible in proverbs says that shrewd person sees danger and avoids it but the foolish walks through and gets bloodied. The bible, the wisest authority

orimion:
now comes the hard part... The outside world

Read the post again, he was retained.

i don't know about now, but UNICAL used to retain its first class graduates and even some second uppers who were clearly research inclined.

ped007:
If you know Unical....then you go understand say dat height no be beans.

I rep that Uni and i know that it is one school where the Senate decides immediately before graduation, to streamline the number of first class and second class uppers to be graduated. it is also one of the unis way back where three carry overs meant automatic withdrawal, no stories. If in doubt, ask Asari Dokubo. His real name in school was Melford Goodhead.

Malabite for Life.

Forget my masters in UNILAG, they almost took away what UNICAL implanted in me but God pass them.

I understand the fact that a stay is important before appeal. But i am honestly confused by the last comments of the judge, what essentially does it mean, is there a stay or not? If his judgment is final, doesn't ikpeazus right of appeal span 90 days? If it was a ruling, has 14 days passed? These people are confusing the legal minds, i wonder where non learned are drawing their conclusions from.

I seek to learn.

As usual, i am neither Ikpeazu nor Ogah man. Let justice prevail