₦airaland Forum

Kposkila:
Dats d devil's deceit, hell is a place of everlasting torment, Dats no way compared to heaven, a place of peace!

Who go there come back? Abeg make i hear word.

overall90:
how do you intend to do that ?

the only thing that will make Buhari loose to any other candidate is if he chooses to.
Buhari is another class of human being.

And if he gets the Aba Abacha treatment what happens?

I notice this is an old post but i am just seeing it now and can relate with it because i was in the same predicament recently and i never found a way round it. I had brought this cute puppy and tried to introduce him to my Alsatian. Unknown to me, the Alsatian behaved as if it was perfectly okay because i was there. No sooner had i turned my back than the Alsatian raised the puppy with her fangs, smashed her on the floor and was almost using the forelegs to stomp him. Of course i reacted and beat the alsatian up in anger. I had to keep the puppy indoors for days on end. At last i had to let him go. I sent him back to the person that sold him to me.

The real issue now is, how do i get another dog to live with her. Even an adult dog. She is always fighting every other dog, I dont even know whether she wants to die a virgin, sorry a Nun in dog world

okangisaiah:
@op meeting that guy at 17yrs is not the cause of the breast being like that. Having that type of breast is not the problem (some ppl's breast is naturally like that and there's nothing you can do about it).

The problem is EXPOSING the breast even in its malformed shape. BTW what happens to our sense of decency and morality. Caution has been thrown to the wind.
Few years to come, this generation might be worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.

I want to still be here when we become worse than sodom and gomorrah......

Artistree:
Nobody has said the husband shouldn't love her breassts or woreva, we are simply saying "cover it up for him" She should be mindful of the kind of outfits she wears, so as not to attract negative comments cos we are NOT her husband so, WE CAN NOT LIKE THE BREASSTS!
Some people might even have worse off pair of breassts but as long as they are not on public display, we will not see them and will not complain.

You were right up to some point and then you derailed.

Your error in comment is on the bolded (above). It can never be worse than that, NEVER

Iefosa:
You graduated with a first class in mathematics? Bro you need to let google, Microsoft, know about you.

Nigeria got nothing to offer you

I swear. First class in Maths? I will be picking and choosing jobs.

Go to the British Council and try out the British Chevening Scholarship amongst others.

There are also a few other commonwealth scholarships available

MVLOX:
Jobless Idiot dont quote next time if u haven't gat enough money in the bank to show for ur worthless certificate u may have. Nw go find a job and be useful to urself and ur family.....once again u are an IDIOT.... Try to check up the meaning too cuz am sure u don't knw d meaning....IDIOT

Sorry bro...

In your profile you already admitted to being a potential failure.....

I give up on you.

MVLOX:
Jobless Idiot dont quote next time if u haven't gat enough money in the bank to show for ur worthless certificate u may have. Nw go find a job and be useful to urself and ur family.....once again u are an IDIOT.... Try to check up the meaning too cuz am sure u don't knw d meaning....IDIOT

Third class brains are always aggressive...is it frustration or the mental capability of the brain.

There is no correlation between your acidic vituperations and my points made in good faith. Do you need that explained to you?

fkpboss:
Now you are a minister and I think he is a security man with that uniform.... that is life for you

What is this one saying?

The man dressed like a security personnel is your youth and sport minister. That's his trade mark uniform.

If this news were to be true, my question will then be, did Uche canvass for votes and did the electorate vote for him? To my mind, election though on party basis, is specifically done for individuals. So if Uche was not voted for at any point in time, how could he then assume governorship of the state ahead of others voted for in the same state.

This judgment reeks of further confusion brewing. They should just leave Okezie to continue and conclude his tenure. It is only appropriate, not that i like the man one bit.

Do they now want to carry out another election process in Abia State?

Abia State, seat of confusion. I hail thee

MVLOX:
I also know a young guy who graduated fro DELSU dept of chemistry 1st class but can't seem to get a job, he currently does laundry services to survive. A confirmation to d fact dat higher education is one of the biggest scam ever in dis life.... As for me with my 3rd class I am beta off

See dulladinho.....

You made a 3rd and you are proud to disclose it in a public forum. What are you telling the younger generation?

Like someone said up there, these guys with certificate will someday soon get good jobs and they will earn in multiples monthly what you are likely to earn in multiple years.

Don't respond to me please, I do not speak with third class brains.

Jerrypolo:
I wanted to travel from Abuja to Delta on Saturday, so I decided to board a commercial vehicle (name withheld). Soon, the bus got filled up and we started the journey. I was so enjoying the journey because the driver was on a very high speed and there was a lot of breeze coming into the vehicle. Fast forward to Lokoja just before river Niger and river Benue, we saw from a far distance that there was hold up(because of environmental sanitation) and our driver tried to stop the vehicle but the brake refused to respond(our vehicle was on a very high speed), there was a petrol tanker just in front of us(I was already saying my last prayer, since the vehicle, refused to stop), everyone in the vehicle started screaming the name of Jesus (beside the four hausa guys at the back of the vehicle) and all of a sudden the vehicle diverted from our Lane into the other Lane and stopped miraculously without brake. Now, if the vehicle had not diverted we would have crashed into the tanker and only God knows, maybe I would have been dead, leaving my family in grief and sorrow, but God saved me.
I shared this in crime section because, the careless driver knew the brake was not in good working condition but he decided to use the vehicle because his manager told him that if he doesn't use it, he should just consider himself fired... Is this not the worst crime on Earth??... Well I thank God I didn't die nor did anyone in the vehicle die..

Seriously the brakes were bad from the onset and you guys drove all the way from Abuja to Lokoja? This is not correct my brother. It is possible the brakes were not in a perfect state not such that it could not drive at all. I am not saying it did not happen but that claim of yours that the brakes were bad all through is not entirely correct, it only got worse as the journey progressed.

mamabomboy:
http://punchng.com/fg-may-redeploy-north-east-troops-to-ndelta/

Desert warfare and the skills required to overcome there is different from creek warfare where you need to have an amphibious skill to survive. Na drown una wan go drown for dia.....Just an advice

olokeded:
Acting Inspector General of Police IGP, Ibrahim Idris has ordered the withdrawal of all officers attached to individuals and companies.

IGP Idris gave this order at the passing out parade of squadron commanders Operation Course Os/2016, held at the Police Mobile Force Training College, Forest Camp, Ila Orangun,Osun state.

According to him, the force under him would be decisive in dealing with unauthorised deployment, saying men and officers attached to mobile police force working as personal security guards to individuals and companies must immediately be withdrawn.

The police boss further averred “as commanders of the operational arm of the Force, it is of uttermost importance that you display a high sense of professionalism by ensuring that your personnel are appropriately deployed to authorised persons only.

“On this premise, all personnel deployed to unauthorised beats/individuals should be withdrawn immediately.”

Reiterating his plans for training and retraining of officers and men to guarantee maximum productivity, Idris said efforts are on to reclaim Police Training School, Gworza, Borno state seized by the insurgents.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/nigeria-police-withdraws-security.html

Are we saying the insurgents are still holding sway in that Gworza and they indeed are occupying the Mobile Police camp?

This is a huge shame if true

kidman96:
Lagos na hell fire o! I advice you to come over prepared. Not just financially but mentally,because this city will break you no matter how strong you are.

The noise is hellish
The traffic is crazy
The people are ruthless
Every day life is tough and being jobless here is death. You can come and be lucky but trust me you don't wanna base ur trip on luck.


And oh, everybody in Lagos is crazy except me. I mean that literally.

Bros u don dey mada ooo


@OP, Lagos be like away on two points

1. No body send you or your papa. No sympathy no empathy, you are strictly on your own
2. The person that houses you upon arrival, for no reason will start insinuating you should find your own accommodation within a few days. I no sabi whether dem take am do them

If you want to give it a try, please do, but leave your option 2 in PH free and running, in case you have to ship out in a hurry

This is Lagos (Not welcome to Lagos, no body welcomes you)

meforyou1:
pls EFCC is neither a military nor a para-military institution. It is pure public service

EFCC is actually a breakaway arm of the Police Force. To that extent it is a para-military institution, same way as NSDC (or whatever they call those ones). They all carry guns, at least in a limited capacity and they need endurance training and assessment because their job is also peculiar. They effect arrests, they interview suspects, they help prosecute, and guess what, police does all of these too.

It is just like you saying the NFIU or SFU are not aspects of the Police Force because you know little or nothing about them, whereas the regular Police personnel will give his little finger to join those arms. That is where the accused beg them to collect bribes in millions not in N20 notes. I said, accused is begging that they should collect money, not them asking you to bring money, you still never understand?

igweross:
My bro just came in this morning. Quite sad.
The govt demands change from her people. They should show good example. Why on earth will test start by 11pm,how do u expect them to think properly at that time. I wish u all applicants success. We will get to better days as a nation.

That is part of the test, receive sense. So if you had to wait out a suspect till day break what will you now say? I was once asked to attend an interview at the 4th roundabout (lekki) by 7am, coming from the mainland, I knew the ploy and I wanted that job so I slept at a hotel close to the venue and was at the gate to sign my arrival at 6am, I was shortlisted and went as far as seeing the President of the company, but we did not agree on terms and conditions.

My point? the timing and stress associated with that test and the subsequent interview which may follow will all go to the root of the matter, so better brace up.

veekid:
Try access; never fail me

ACCESS what?

God forbid evil. I will rather bank under my pillow

Truth be told, some guys help just in line with a lady's needs, it need not always be connected to pay for service. Some lady had cried out online sometime (fb) that she was hungry, flat broke, etc etc. I was moved, i asked for her account no and paid 10k into it. I still haven't set my eyes on her. She came to serve in Lagos and tried every means to see me and say thank you, i never had that chance nor desire. And she was beautiful in her own right based on the pictures I saw and she still uploads.

Yes, people help others for various reasons going beyond sèx

9jacrip:
In your marooned orientation, No Price No Pay is meant to denote conflict?

All these illegaly initiated Buccaneers who lack the thorough knowledge of essence of the adventure and confuse it for RS, RMs & LTs.

I should join issues with you upon coming astern?

9jacrip:
You and who?

See how una dey take Price?

May the devil that leads you guide you

Meanwhile, (singing.....).....the tide is high and the sea is rough.....

yeni2015:
The security agents should take this serious ooo. I will be using costain route starting from monday ooooo. God will save us

yeah, you guys should all change route, so that the rest of us can have a free flow through the 3mb starting from Monday

Newshelmboss:
The new deadly militant group, the Asawana Deadly Force of Niger Delta, ADFND, which on Thursday claimed to have taking over from the Niger Delta Avengers, NDA, yesterday slated the date it would bomb some strategic bridges in the country.

The group sets Saturday July 2nd, 2016,as the day it will bomb Bonga Field, Onitsha -Asaba bridge, Third Mainland bridge, and other major bridges across the southern of the country.

A statement by the group, signed by its leader, Commander Olomubini Kakarakokoro, a.k.a No Mercy, “We are bombing Bonga field, Onitsha -Asaba bridge, Third Mainland Bridge, and other major bridges across the southern of the country, on Saturday 2nd July, 2016.”

“This is not a mere threat. The only way out is for the Federal Government to relocate all headquarters of major oil companies to Niger Delta. They are built with our oil money. They must be moved back to the Niger Delta region.”

The group sternly warn the federal government to take its threat serious.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/deadly-militant-group-issues-july-2nd.html

Make una sharrap dia

Where are the 6 missiles targeted towards key locations.

Ogogoro men being drunk since 1414BCE

ped007:
2. NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF SEALORDS
BUCANNER ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN)
ALORA-SEALORDS

In 1972, a member of the Pyrates Confraternity, Bolaji Crew (Code-named “Late Ahoy Rica Ricardo” and others were indifferent to the teachings and doctrine of the confraternity and as such, before one could say Jack Robinson, the birth of a new cult group named Buccaneer emerged structuring it styles and hierarchical structure after the Pyrates. Different notorious cult groups had emerging without check from the concerned authority, unleashing terror on humanity and posterity.
Some beliefs and sayings:

No Price No Pay
No brothers in the wood
No laughing on board
Blood for blood
Let the devil that lead you guide you

They have other sayings, which are basically thereby to make new members feel they made the right choice in belonging to a fraternity with such high code of conduct and discipline.
Members are known as: ”Fine boys”, ”Ban Boys”, ”Alora”, ”Bucketmen”, ”Lords,” etc

We are sailing to Panama......No sisified fellows on board

VaginaTerrorist:
...its as simple as Obey now and complain Later.

Seriously?

Once you get to the station, bail unofficially is a minimum of N5k depending on your perceived offence. Meanwhile if no one comes to bail you, you may remain there and if the God's are against you, they may want to reduce or decongest the cell, bros...na shooting and parading as armed robbers be that....

As much as possible, do not go with them, without appearing to be resisting arrest, when you go, have someone follow you with bail money, that's my piece of advice.

The dead tell no tales and you are lonely when you are dead.

ivyy:
Who comes up with this reports anyway?

HE lives at fadeyi bridge, so he was picked and dropped inside the same minute. Unserious reporters.

carmag:
what is the economic importance of those voting ish

..
""* pack well jor

I tire ooo

What is the price tag on the winning and really who is the last abi current queen sef. Does it add value to the CV?

fiizznation:
This is a mommymobile Volkswagen shiity car. People hated this thing so much that I even began to think, maybe it was a crime for the manufacturers of this shiity thing to have created it in the first place. There was even some serious debate about this thing back then in 2006. Anyway the usually come in different colours and shapes. Very disgusting piece of crap. Funny, this thing reminded me of the Chrysler/vw partnership.

Yaba left escapee sighted......

ouigy99:
Owner definitely a Nigerian. Danfo bus with 2 camry seen on the same spot? My guess is that those vehicles are waiting for shipment to Nigeria. Since paintwork is cheaper and "doper" over there, he did all the painting there. It should also be noted that Houston Texas has a large number Nigerian population.

Highly probable. Very articulate.

irunoobo:
God bless Nigeria, God bless Buhari

Is it buhari that brought the concept of that lagos colour? Infact is buhari now a state governor ruling from Lagos? God should bless Nigeria and thereafter bless the governor of Lagos State as the state which has the paint on the bus which is the subject matter of this discourse. When your brain is encapsulated inside your obo why am I not surprised?

Bekwarra:
Before I continue, I want to state categorically that I'm not moved at all by the rants of some folks here who reek of ignorance or whatever you can call it. In fact some accused me of making up the story since it doesn't suit their myopic understanding. To some others I am a Biafran or IPOB, well some mental slavery can never be cured. For the avoidance of doubt, I am not a journalist and I'm not working as one (I only said I used to be a campus journalist), these are just my personal experiences there. To the fools shouting Biafra and reading ethnic meanings into it, you can't be more Yoruba than I am. The first time I was there I was so annoyed with the brazen attitude and the impunity of the Ijaw boys on Yoruba soil. It was so sickening and annoying, so shove your bigotry into the blackest hole in your body and face the topic. You can call up anybody living there or just travel down there to confirm. I'm responsible for what I write not what you understand or believe.

6. The current crisis
This cannot be analysed without making reference to the current spate of pipeline bombings in the Niger Delta which has disrupted the flow of refined fuel from the Niger Delta to the NNPC depots through the pipelines. This has invariably affected the businesses of these militants/vandals from Majidun to, Arepo, from Ishawo to Igbo Olomu. Many of these militants in many parts of Lagos and Ogun states are from different parts of the Niger Delta while those involved in the current crises are the Ondo Ijaws. The stop in the flow of oil has pushed the militants into other crimes for survival. For example while I was there earlier this month precisely on the 6th of June, a group of villagers came from Elepete phase 2 to lodge a complaint with one of the oldest people in the village and a community leader (names withheld). I was there discussing Nigerian politics with the man because I saw him as being cerebral and well-informed and the first time I met the man, we bonded so whenever I go to that place, I sit with him in front of his house to learn and analyse. So they came to report to the man that some Ijaw militants came overnight to pack all their chickens away and that as if that wasn't enough, they came during the day (that Sunday) again and shot at some goats. While some people rushed out to see what was happening as the goats scampered for safety, they were threatened with guns pointed at them. The man only told them to exercise patience because he will talk to the CDA (community development association) to fashion a way forward because series of reports to the police have yielded nothing except them being told to go and settle it in-house. Besides the man himself had earlier this year suffered harassment from the militants in which he was manhandled and his car vandalised. In fact, a couple of months back, 2 police officers were killed in Igbo Olomu for venturing close to the creeks with their bodies taken away. One of the police officers was named Wale, very popular and young officer attached to the Owutu police station.

7. The Real Issue
Last week Friday, some of the Ijaw militants went to rob at a filling station popularly know as Bravo along Ogijo road and the robbery was successful. Four of them later lodged at a hotel close to transformer junction in Elepete Phase 1. I won't mention the name of the hotel but I once spent a night there. I don't know how some SARS officers got the information but they stormed the hotel and killed the four guys there carrying their corpses with them. This enraged the militants who accused the members of the communities of sabotage and tipping off the policemen. They went on a shooting spree shooting at people sporadically. This prompted some of the landlords to write a petition against them. This actually enraged the boys further and on Thursday night through to the early hours of Friday, they went after landlords killing LOTS of them in Igbo Olomu, Elepete and Oke Muti. Many people have fled the areas for the safety of their lives. The government should as a matter of emergency come to the rescue of the people in those communities before they are wiped away. How do these poor villagers contend with militants fully armed with guns and grenades? Yes they have grenades.

NB: I'll ignore the cries of the naysayers, cry babies and the ethnic warlords. Bring out your facts and quit the rants.

Weldone . Your post has clarified the entire saga and something in me believes you intoto. Ignore the bigots and those seeking to puncture your well thought out prose written in impeccable English and easy to comprehend.. Thanks