₦airaland Forum

joborskill:
There is no oil in the south east stop lying. The reason nnamdi kanu brainwashed u guys to believe SS oil belongs to biafra. Igbos only have small coal in enugu and erosion ravaged land. You can sell red mud as resources in biafra tho

All i can say is that you actually need a breakthrough. May God help you.

oshaosha2014:
As a man that sits on the fence, I want to ask you, who certificate don hep for this country Beside, having a certificate does not guarantee success in life. Baba is using common sense here, which I doubt many people with certificate have. Remember, they don't teach you common sense in school, you get it on the street. Buhari na street.

OK. Street president, carry on.

That will do for now.

Ptoocool:
Are you still there? Thought I told you to leave, no one needs your explanation here,,

Yeah, i just reviewed your dp and your posts and then i realized you were seriously seeking for a credible person to add verve and impetus to your illogical reasoning. I am done with you. Come back when you are of age and can reason rationally. Do not bother mentioning me again, i will not respond. I know though that kiddies are people too, but they must learn in silence and ask questions that make sense.

papawemba:
You and your generations will never attain the height PMB has attained even if you had all the certificates in the world and propelled by a rocket.

Cry me a lagoon. Anu ofia, onye iberibe.

You are very correct. We will never attain that height of 'certificatelessness' and mental drudgery arising from spending all his time with cows. We are schooled and we don't breed cows, so you are very correct.

What else?

Ptoocool:
Listen to yourself aburo, u didn't vote for PMB and you're here blowing puff puff,, you actually think you've got the gut to blame him for being incompetent?

Not voting and wailing clearly shows how deluded you are in thought. I didn't vote PMB, but I think he deserves the due respect as being the president of a nation ain't child's blame,,

Oh "most RIGHT THINKING Nigerians" I'm so glad you ain't one of them,,

And "democracy is a government of the majority" aburo, like seriously?

Do i expect you to understand? Taking matters out of context because your fingers are itching to type rubbish is a brand identity for some NLers.

I shall not humour you. Even explaining to you will lead to more confusion and perhaps mental concussion . Live with it.

luvinhubby:
Bros abeg no vex, wetin this grammar mean....

Lol..no mind me......bros my head touch small that time

SexyStrawberry:
Lol, u need to see the way she calls me this madam, and she's very fat o, as in really fat, plus she senior me wella for age, den she wan claim youngy by calling me madam, whatever happened to my name in her memory I dunno coz it seemed my name was now replaced with madam whenever she sees me, ehn so me too I replaced her name too with aunty, as people come dey look am, she come dey vex, since that day, na my name she dey call me or she will say fine girl

Deceit indeed has a beautiful face.

Greatmen......

When again?

Do bf and gf discuss touching? i thought they just get down whenever they want, money or no money, as the bros has some obligation to take care of her anyway

livinbygrace:
Ndukwa,the former capenter from Ajegunle,is buying every houses and turning them into brothels.Within 4 years he has built more than 5 brothels from 1st gate to Alakija Bus stop..and from what i heard the man has more than 100 brothels in Lagos.

Na to knack him pikin give am belle then his senses will reset

ajebuter:
As a yoruba with no tribal sentiment, this is one of the things i admire and respect the Igbos for

Forget the fact that we call any substandard product 'Aba made'

The fact remains that they are creative and their enrtreurprenuership skills remain unbeatable and i am happy they are improving daily in their invention.

Call the igbos whatever you like but if they seperate from Nigeria, i will miss them

May God bless your generation, past present and future. This is one good Nigerian. I respect you.

OP, i feel like slapping you right now. what nonesense is this na?

poksmahn:
Hey guys. I spoke to five of my female friends last week and asked them to share the worst thing a guy has done to them and what i heard sent shivers down my spine. Honestly, I didn't expect a guy to stoop so low in order to score cheap points with a girl. These guys do not deserve to be called men at all. If their old man found out what they did, he'll hang his head in shame and cry himself to death. For the purpose of privacy, I changed the names here in this article. So here we go..

"HE UPLOADED MY UNCLAD PICS ON FACEBOOK"-Mary Doe[23]

I began dating this guy called James in 2011. I was head over heels for him and for a moment I thought I had found my soul mate. We did everything you can possibly imagine together.Then, one day, he asked for my unclad pictures and I foolishly sent them to him thinking it was no big deal after all we were madly in love with each other. Fast forward to 2014 after over 2 years of dating, the love we shared waned and our conversations became boring and monotonous. Then, I knew it was time to move on. I politely broke up with him one Wednesday evening. He wasn't cool with it and began calling me names and ranted over the phone till I couldn't take it anymore. I stopped taking his calls and replying his chats. A month later, this sick bastard called James uploaded the unclad pics I sent to him over two years ago on facebook with a message saying I'm a prostitute looking for customers online. My world crumbled that day. I slumped into a terrible bout of depression for weeks with suicidal thoughts crossing my mind everyday. Facebook took down the image that same day but it was too late... the deed was done. I cursed him sha.. he'll never find happiness in life till he apologises to me.

"HE BROKE UP WITH ME IN PUBLIC"-Precious Doe[19]

It happened when I was in SS2. Philip was in SS3 and was the social prefect of the school. He was the typical bad boy with sagging trousers, a crazy haircut and an arrogant attitude. He asked me out twice but i turned him down on both occassions. The third time, I said yes because I found his persistence amazing. We were the power couple of the school, admired by everyone except for a few girls who wished they were in my shoes. We dated for two weeks and I know I was a good girlfriend to Philip as I helped him copy some of his notes and we made out twice. Then, on Friday, during the social night, Philip mounted the stage and said,'Everyone listen up. I want to use this opportunity to officially break up with Precious. Precious, it is over between us!' His classmates cheered him and the whole school joined them. I wished the ground would open and swallow me. I didn't even know when tears rolled down my cheeks and before I knew it, I was sobbing uncontrollably. I was used by a worthless piece of shit but I've forgiven him tho.

"HE STARTED A RUMOUR THAT I WAS A LESBIAN"-Ibiso Doe[22]

There was this guy that I rejected cos I think he's a total jerk without a future. He took the rejection personally and started a malicious rumour that I'm a lesbian and I change my undies once a week. It ruined my reputation because almost all my classmates believed the nasty rumour. I have a thick skin to rumours but this one broke me to pieces and left me sorrowful. Slowly and steadily, I'm building my reputation. It's not easy as a lot of people still believe I'm a lesbian. Na them sabi.

"MY EX SLAPPED ME IN PUBLIC"-Amarachi Doe[23]

Williams and I were taking a stroll along Agip road one Friday evening with our fingers laced together. I was enjoying this stroll as we were having a deep conversation about our future. Then, out of the blue, a tall and handsome dude walked passed us and I didn't know when I called him hot and sexy. I don't know whether it was a punch or a slap Williams gave me but I lost the ability to hear in my left ear. All eyes were focused on us. I could feel their eyes boring a hole through my belly. Beads of sweat formed all over me. Williams started begging profusely and I couldn't stop my self from bursting into tears. I walked away and I don't regret leaving the woman beater.

"HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER"-Deola Doe[24]

In 2014, I began dating Paul. He was the perfect dude with a great face, a great body, soothing voice and a sense of humor. No wonder I fell for him. All was well till he paid me a visit one day but he met only my sister because I went out. I think he knew I wasn't going to be at home. Things happened that day. My sister told me what happened and apologised frantically saying she was seduced by Paul. I don't blame her at all cos Paul is a smooth talker. That evening, I confronted the guy and he told me to go to HELL and I lost faith in men that day. The relationship with my sister is now strained and awkward because of that fool.

So guys, there you have it. These five boys have trampled on our cherished manly values and are no more fit to be called men. We'll just sit back and let Karma do her thing.

Have a lovely day and keep being the man your dad always wanted you to be. Cheers!!!

Source: https://poksman./2016/04/13/five-nigerian-girls-share-horrible-things-guys-have-done-to-them/

Are these 4 sisters of same parents....Mr Doe?

I wrote JAMB once, scored 298, cut off was 274, my name came out and i entered to study Law. After 4 years I came out with my 2.1 no long stories.

I flexed and had fun, i wasn't a riangular student. It's all good and glory to God Almighty

Lumiere91:
Buhari may not complete his first tenure.

No he will oo in fact he MUST. He will sure complete his tenure of 8 years

owukpa:
http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/04/fulani-herdsmen-butcher-father-and-son.html

Gowon how market?

DikeOha882:
The lady complaining has an Arochukwu man named Mao Ohuabunwa in the Senate, what stops him from doing it as a constituency project? the same Mao was in the house of representative.

Bros forget about Mao. Even in the days of PTF an Aro man was the director of programs while another Aro man was on the board of trustees. They looked the other way while fixing tons of roads elsewhere. This community has always been blessed with people in government but no impact whatsoever. They only come home in December flying in with copters while the rest of us jump and prat with whatever we have from SUVs to sedans.

The roads have remained terrible while I was growing, i have three scores plus, nothing has changed yet.

Last last Aro is still fun and a place to be. No dull moment.

sonofspada:
Firstly this picture was not photo shopped
secondly my Theory: some pervert raped a goat somewhere and dis shows up

My views exactly.

missmalachi:
I concur with u.
I met my hubby as a fresh graduate who just finished serving n applying for job.i ws in my yr 1 then.i always support him wit d little moni my parent gv to me but cant even let my friends knw cos they will laugh at me for givin a man money.

The job that made him who he is today i gave him money to travel to lagos 4 the exam on getting back they called him for interview n no moni to go back i had to lie to my dad n go money again wc i gave him n he got he job wc ws an oil company.

Now the bobo adore me die.wen we play n gist abt d past i jokely tell him i knw him with one shoe n he will reply it ws 3 shoes ooo.

Am glad i started with him.

And you are still miss malachi? Una never marry finish?

Kenzico:
Nna eh!! Peace apukwala global ooo!!!


Never knew Peace had an airline

O di kwa mma!

How would you know when your only contact with an airport was during school excursions.

2 Decembers back to back I have used airpeace for Xmas trip while I use them for all my other trips except those locations they don't go to. Their punctuality is second to none in Nigeria. With them I have shit canned aero, arik , dana etc

Sunnypa11:
The son never die,dem don dey call the wife witch...If the son die,dem go say na the wife kill am....

Common sense is not common in many families.

More reason i don't want to date/marry Esther because i know my family...

I love her but her peace and well-being is my top priority

How about you free her now and her destiny so she can find someone that deserves her.

chriskosherbal:
yes of course some individuals can possess an extra-ordinary "depth of the pool" no doubt, but I tell you my friend, that is where a certain sex position is applied in order to draw the "depth of the pool" closer, that can cause her to achieve orgasm quickly or fast,and also the skill of the individual (man) involved and once again no matter the position applied during sexual intercourse, the hardness and erectness of the joystick cannot be taken for granted, less orgasm can never be achieved or achieved ontime.

Quote me anywhere. For the type of sex position that can bring about quick orgasm and for hard erection as well as eradication of PE, you can give me a call.

Noted. On the last offer, thanks but no thanks. I can always freestyle in any pool of my choice. I am a master swimmer in my own right. :

chriskosherbal:
Deep penetration and deep thrust make it possible for the cervix to be stimulated. Not all women find this pleasant - indeed, the usual advice to men is not to thrust deeply because it can be painful for a women, if he hits her cervix. However, there are significant number of women who find that cervical stimulation - often when they are highly aroused- is actually the key to triggering orgasm.

It follows that the deeper the penetration offered by a position, the more effective it will be in helping these women reach orgasm.

It must be clearly understood here, that effective deep penetration can only be achieved if the the joystick is properly erect and hard.

Caution: play safe.

If the rod is erect and hard,yes. But what of the depth of the pool? If it is unfathomable like an abyss then what? Just asking

domopps:
Another Prof spotted! Have you rated your English first ?




Cheeeers

Correct your spelling of cheers. If however you intended it to be understood differently, then you should put it in parentheses. When done, go back to the subject matter and stop derailing this thread.

La click La bend

alexisgist:
I could remember years back when I had just joined Facebook; I used to send friend requests to various people that I never knew simply because I wanted to have a reasonable number of friends on my friends list. A few people approved them, some ignored and others were so strict with their accounts privacy whereby I got banned by Facebook several times.
But whenever the ban was over I would do the same thing I was banned for till when I made about 150 friends.

When those people approved my friend requests, I would try to pal up with them. Some we became good friends till up to date and others weren’t interested in my amity. Among those people who weren’t interested in my friendship there was this lady (name withheld) who was so rude to me. She could ignore all my greeting messages. And she could let them pile up in her inbox. Well, I felt so bad when I was ignored intentionally. It looked like I was so desperate for her friendship and it seemed like I was trying to woo her yet I didn’t have that intention in my friendship towards her.

So, I gave it time. But one day I got so paranoid and I couldn’t help myself till I popped in her inbox. I sent her a message requesting to tell me why she wasn’t responding to my messages. Guess her response? She told me she never chats with strangers. I got disgruntled somehow. I then asked her why she had approved my friend request yet she wasn’t ready to be affable to me. She replied with insults and when I tried expounding to her that I wasn’t of any harm to her, she blocked me. Truth be said, I got a little hurt but I took it simple but not forgetting about it. Few months later I got hundreds of more friends and forgot about what the lady did to me.

Now a few days back that same lady who acted so rude and blocked me years ago came back to me crying and asking for my help about her relationship which was on the rocks. I read her message and I became speechless for a while. I couldn’t believe she had texted me after all that long seeking for my help. I went offline for some time. And when I came back I found more two messages from her pleading to me to reply her message. Hmm! I scrolled back and I read the old chat. I wondered whether she didn’t read through them prior texting me. I was now her only saviour and my friendship was now important to her.
Well, I chose not to retaliate. I gave her all my time and attention and I solved her problem. She became so happy and she thanked me. But prior we ended our chat I asked her to do for me only one favor. She said “please go on.” (She was all zealous in her reply.) I told her to scroll back and read through our old messages. When she read them, she became mute for some time. She came back after some time and she was so embarrassed. She apologized to me and I forgave her. She didn’t take my forgiveness to be sincere. She said it was too quick than how she expected. I told her it was sincere and from the heart. She really learnt her big time lesson and up to now she is still apologizing to me. She feels a burden of guilty all over her. She still can’t believe I forgave her but honestly, I did.

BOTTOM LINE
Many people act in such a strange way towards others on the internet and in their daily lives. They take everyone who comes their way to be harmful and with bad intentions towards them. Just because someone came in their lives the same way in the past and maybe they hurt or disappointed them in some way, they think everyone is going to do the same. So, they choose to act so rude and weird and then you wonder the world we are living in.

MORAL OF THE STORY
Lesson 1: Learn to forgive and and forget. Keeping anger over people who did you wrong and some things that hurt you is waste of time. It kills you and it steals your peace and joy but not theirs. And it sabotages your progress and success but not theirs. So, learn to let things go and move on to the new chapter of your life.

Lesson 2 : Not everyone that comes in your life is of danger. Every person we call a friend or we fall in love with was once a stranger to us but just because we gave them our time and attention, we palled-up with them and we became special and important people to each other. So, be careful with the way you treat people in your life. Someone you are ignoring today and regarding as a total stranger might be of help to you in the future and probably they might be your partner or spouse in the long run. You may be chasing someone away right now by giving them a cold attitude but not knowing that you are chasing away your only blessing. Please try to be kind, be social, associative, cooperative and amiable because this world is round.
Blessings,

http://alexisgist..com.ng/2016/04/our-women-be-careful-with-way-you-treat.html?m=1

Makes little, if any sense to me.