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Celebrities › Re: A Lady Dress Topless To An Event ''fashion Or Madness'' (PHOTO) by hardbody: 9:51pm On Mar 12, 2016
Michellla:
I stand firm bruhh grin
It is called...'straight to the point'...
Family › Re: 5 Interesting Reasons Why You Should Marry A Typical Nigerian Woman. by hardbody: 9:39pm On Mar 12, 2016
kaziblake:
Op you are the best!
To those shouting team foreign girls,smh for you guys.Most african and white men are begging to wife us.
LOL @ 'wife us'......

You just sounded like a market woman selling pepper... grin
Family › Re: 5 Interesting Reasons Why You Should Marry A Typical Nigerian Woman. by hardbody: 9:35pm On Mar 12, 2016
Greene66:
A foreign woman can cook. Even if she can't, I can hire a cook and she will learn. Man shall not live by bread alone.

Nigeria women are not homely they see it as by force to get married so they are not groomed. Besides a foreign woman is also homely. undecided

A foreign woman does not suffer in silence like Nigerian women. If you mess up as a man she drops your ass. So if you want her around don't mess up. Be a good man you are supposed to be. That's no excuse.

A nigerian woman is not hardworking. 60% Nigerian women are jobless. A nigeria woman only want to reap and not sow. Foreign women are hard working

You can count the beautiful Nigeria women but cannot count the beautiful and intelligent foreign women with phds and mscs. ..

Thank you
Na fight?

Back to topic....can they fvck well?
Car Talk › Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by hardbody: 8:55pm On Mar 12, 2016
I did not think it was funny until i saw the other rescue trucks toppling over, Choi, chizoxxxx,,,,,

Oyinbo mammy water strong pass the one for that Ibadan river
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Hausa Vs Yoruba Fight Spills To Matogun Market, Ogun State by hardbody: 8:36pm On Mar 12, 2016
DKOKO3:
I'm to busy to banter words with people like you. I've reported the true state of situation.

If I may ask you this, have you heard/read about any clash in that area since then?

Its an attestation that OP was only eager to create a tread.
i see. thanks for your magnanimity and backing down.
Education › Re: 9 Secrets First Class Student Will Never Tell Anyone About Their Success by hardbody: 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2016
Finepaparazy:
(1) First class student don't read 24/7 : hmmm, the believe of many about candidate that bag first class honour sometime are not true.
You don't have to read from morning to Night before you become a first class graduate.
most of the first class graduate have a fixed hour for reading, between 2 to 5 hours everyday.
So, if you want to become a first class student, don't read for 24 hours..........

(2). First Class student Attend lecture : Yes, there is need to be in class always to achieve it and get it done.
Most of the student that graduated with first class can testify to my claim.
In the world of first class, you don't play with lectures.
If you want to have first class start attending lectures.


(3) First class student always want to know everything : there is a similar mentality on the head of many first class student.
Most of them will ensure all the topics discuss in their various Classes is well understand to the best of their knowledge.
If there is any topic they don't understand, they will always want to learn from others.
They don't mind to be your friend because of 1 single topic.


4) Cramming is first class best friend : No brilliant student can survive without cramming.
Although it is always advised to read and understand but if you lack the power of cramming, my dear say goodbye to first class.
Some student are first class but the manner they converse and communicate with people looks odd.
I have seen a first class student that cannot pronounce english words correctly.
The more you know how to cram the higher your chances of bagging first class.
Cramming and understanding works perfectly together
To know the name of your lecturer involves cramming which lead to understanding.

(5) First class student are Goal setters : there is always a vision for first class student.
Most of them will be aiming to Bag first class from their first year in school.
It will be too late to start aiming for first class in your 3rd year.
You must monitor your GP and ensure you keep pressing forward.

6) Be a teacher and first class is Certain : do you know that there is good reward when you teach others what you know.
It will make it very difficult for you to forget.
By teaching others you are building and increasing your knowledge and most of the first class student also have this attribute...


(7). First class student don't ignore the power of note taking and special notes:
There are many secret first class student will not want to tell you but if you study them closely you will realised where everything goes wrong.
First class student always tag some words, sentence or particular definition that comes from the lecturer which you may consider insignificant.
Pay attention to this and you will call campushost to celebrate with you on the day of your graduation after bagging first class honour.



(cool First class student have boy friend and girl friend. : most of the first class student will tell you otherwise but the truth will always stand.
Thought the failure of some student today is as a result of their relationship and friend in school.
Giving priority to your relationship ahead of you academic is insane.
You can have girl friend and boy friend but make sure your courtship is free from s*x Things that can affect your Academic.
Chase your book and not the female folks...
Don't turn yourself to romeo and juliet while in school.

(9) First class student Are Gifted : make we talk the truth, we must acknowledge this fact.
To become first class is sometimes by gift.
We all know Ronaldo is the best footballer in the world with only 2 legs.
Other footballer also have two legs but are no where to match his standard.
We can be age mate but not grace mates.
Some brains are design to cram and also save information.
Don't hurt yourself if you fail to graduate with first class degree honour.
You might be destined for something Greater.

grin shocked cool
grin wink kiss

READ MORE: http://campushost..com.ng/2016/03/9-secrets-first-class-student-will.html




CONTRIBUTIONS ARE HIGHLY WELCOMED. huh
I was wondering whether you were writing from experience until i read your grammatical blunders starting from paragraph three and it dawned on me that you can't actually give what you do not have. How could you graduate with a pass and you are telling us what 1st class graduates did to merit the grade.

My friend, be careful ooo
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 5:42pm On Mar 12, 2016
lahit14:
Go back........ whr??!! U must be kiddn me!! Unless am miSsing somtin whc I sincerly doubt. Dude, I just comented in respons to the person I quoted, I don't really care if any1 made a documentry addressing my point.
I guess you are right. We are indeed who we are. I know who you are, so i rest my case. A lost cause.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill More Boko Haram Militants,Recover Weapons In Borno. Graphic Photos by hardbody: 11:13pm On Mar 11, 2016
akfeas:
I thought op said 40 boko boys, I can only see 4. Where are the remaining 36 boko boys?
Each is counted as ten (10)....or as in maths ...1:10
Romance › Re: (hillarious photo) When guys Finally Buy a Boxer After Long Complaint Frm Gf by hardbody: 9:24pm On Mar 11, 2016
ebrochukwu:
The joy of wearing new boxer is always nice, cos you eyhumeconfidence from ur inner mind that you can actually pull semi naked any where, so why should these guys case should be different
They look like they just granted them bail from kirikiri minimum prison
Politics › Re: Buhari Backs Western Sahara On Self-determination From Morocco by hardbody: 9:15pm On Mar 11, 2016
Ohammadike:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/buhari-backs-western-sahara-on-self-determination-from-morocco/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
I am not sure he understood the context of what self determination means. Else how do you explain his comment that Biafra will never happen? Are they asking for something different? Imbecility must be a terrible thing. Note I am igbo but not exactly a fan of Ipob or biafra but I seek to see things from a clear prism.
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 9:09pm On Mar 11, 2016
silent10:
So she shld b set free bcox her sentence won't bring bk d death? U re pathetic
English comprehension should not be this difficult neither should logical reasoning. I can relate with your problem. So there...
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 8:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
lahit14:
To ansa ur question, it wouldn't bring back d dead but it could atleast help somone recosider thr decision to drive undr the influence. Bearing in mind dat ur recklessness can send u to prison.
I have addressed this point before. Go back and read my response. I know why courts give certain decisions especially in criminal matters: deterence, correction, exemplary etc. My point was taken in the context of comparing 100k and 5 years jail term. The guy I quoted said 100k won't bring the dead back and I said 5 years won't do it either. I hope I made myself clear.
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
mukhcech:
English. Okay in layman's language Intoxicant that causes intoxication(Noun. meaning-The physiological state produced by a poison or other toxic substance)

I know people like you full here for nairaland.
Alcohol like regular medications are all poisonous only when taken in excess. This should be simple enough to comprehend. I have reduced it to the level of kindagarten English.
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 7:35pm On Mar 11, 2016
mukhcech:
She was Drunk. I am making this short in assumption that you were not aware of this fact. I dont know why Alcohol cant be banned. mtchew
Ban alcohol? It is scientifically confirmed that your body system needs a certain level of alcohol in your blood stream. Do you outlaw food because it constipates some people? That's like using a mallet to kill a fly
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 7:32pm On Mar 11, 2016
sheunsheun:
Defiantly it wunt, bt den it will serve as lesson 2 odas
Sir do not quote me out of context. The guy I responded to said 100k can't bring back the dead thus leading to my question whether the long jail term would.

I quite agree that one of the reasons for the judgment is to serve as a deterrence to other would be killers on the road.
Celebrities › Re: Appeal-Court Sends Ibinabo Fiberesima To Jail by hardbody: 7:09pm On Mar 11, 2016
sheunsheun:
Nw dis wat we call Justice, imagine she wants to escape wit 100k fine? That will restore the life she claimed through her recklessness? Smh
I think the judgment is very correct but would the 5 years jail term bring back the dead?

Just asking.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Firs Is Collecting Cv (hard Copy) by hardbody: 9:08am On Mar 11, 2016
witorwitoutyou:
one can only knw when u try it ursef,if u re less busy,u can try deir office in d state u live,dey mite or mite not accept it
If you ask me, there is nothing wrong in Abuja based guys collecting from non Abuja based applicants and submitting for them. As they say, the more the merrier.

Please note, it is not about me. It is about our brothers and sisters out there. Let us be each other's keeper.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Firs Is Collecting Cv (hard Copy) by hardbody: 9:06am On Mar 11, 2016
swit4real:
I work in a government parastatal and I got the job without knowing any body except God that is universal to us all. please I have if you have given up, do not dissuade others . This may be somebody's miracle .If I were you,I will go back to school and update my qualifications
God bless you. Please tell them. I have worked in numerous OPS (Organised Private Sector) offices across several industries and i knew no one in any of these offices before being invited for chats and interviews. People should stop discouraging others.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Firs Is Collecting Cv (hard Copy) by hardbody: 9:03am On Mar 11, 2016
swit4real:
I work in a government parastatal and I got the job without knowing any body except God that is universal to us all. please I have if you have given up, do not dissuade others . This may be somebody's miracle .If I were you,I will go back to school and update my qualifications
God bless you. Please tell them. I have worked in numerous OPS offices across several industries and i knew no one in any of these offices before being invited for chats and interviews. People should stop discouraging others.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Hausa Vs Yoruba Fight Spills To Matogun Market, Ogun State by hardbody: 11:48pm On Mar 09, 2016
DKOKO3:
I become apprehensive when we mislead people and create unrest with our post.

There's no ethnic clash of any sort. What happened was that the area was often disturbed by bandits in which the security (Hausa Man) posed serious threat to successfully carry out operation. He was killed to create hitch free attack according to residents.

For the influx of hausa men, they were deliberating on how to reinforce security measures as suggested by their chairman.

I hope this clear the air?
Have a blessed day ahead.
You just lied. The story is true and they will keep fvcking you guys up da arse
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Government Parastatals Salary by hardbody(op): 11:30pm On Mar 08, 2016
Aniekpeno11:
Bro u haven't updated us on how the whole deal went, did you take the job and if you did was the pay okay?
The organisation happened to be NSIA.

With the exit of GEJ and drop in petro-dollar, coupled with uncertainties in the political economy, the interview did not proceed beyond the stage i met with the executive management including their affable MD. None of us three candidates was able to meet the Chairman. So the process turned out a still birth.

Thanks for your concern though.
Career › Re: Female Graduate Is A Taxi Driver In Abuja (photos) by hardbody: 11:21pm On Mar 08, 2016
Mztarstrechy:
This is for those still waiting for government to give them a job. Asakpa Aghogho Susan is a graduate of Accountancy from the University of Nsukka. She went job hunting after graduation and after months of combing the streets with no job to show for it, she decided to be self-employed. Today she is a cab driver in Abuja. Her friend who shared the inspiring story on facebook wrote;


Susan is a cab driver in Abuja. Yes, you heard me. She's a woman cabbie who's breaking barriers and challenging stereotypes.

An accountant who refused to stay home after graduation, she went job hunting. When that didn't work, she created one for herself. She discussed her plans with her father and with his help, got her car and started business.
"At the end of the month, I make more than my colleagues in those accounting firms that pay peanuts."

There are times when people turn down her services because she's a woman. They believe a woman cabbie is a joke. Some believe she can't drive as well as a man.
Some men and women often tell Susan to go home or find a "ladylike" job like sewing clothes or selling jewelry.

But Susan doesn't let that faze her. Each day, she straps on her seatbelt, shifts the gear stick into drive and accelerates into life.

I'm celebrating Susan today.
Happy ‪#‎InternationalWomensDay Amazon.
Together, we ‪#‎PledgeForParity


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/meet-susan-asakpa-stunning-female.html
Perfectly ok what she does, but my question is why did she spend time and resources studying accounting in the uni? she does not need a degree to drive a cab.

Good for her though.
Politics › Re: Troops Raid Boko Haram Hideouts In Borno (photos) by hardbody: 10:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
Lifestone:
Maybe you need to do a comprehension test yourself. Your statement generalised the armed forces and i said nope. The problem with people like you is that you feel too know and in the process display your emptiness.
I was specific on Nigerian Armed officers and i have no apologies, evidence are replete and there are a plethora of instances, from the ones that beat down males and females for no just cause, to those that beat down adult males for complimenting them. Even the blind feel their handedness and this high handedness they are not able to take to BH and exterminate them. This is 3 months after we are told BH will be cleaned out. As for whether i can stand the sound of a gun, be informed I am neither a hunter nor do i plan to be a military man. So i have no point to prove along those lines. However, for the fun of it, i applied for short term combatant service and was successful, but my family refused for me to attend the NDA. Looking back at the records of the Nigerian Army, I am happy they warned me and i heeded. You that you can stand the sound of guns and bombs, may you end up in Sambisa where your mates are being decimated on a day to day basis because of their lack of skill and unlimited dumbness because they lack the zeal at professional soldiering.

Now run along and get off my mentions.
Business › Re: Mutual Benefit Assurance Ltd Seizes My Money- With Pics by hardbody: 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
lakeside69:
As much as i empathise with you, it is advisable that no matter the policy u are undertaking, pls go thru a reputable Insurance Broker. They will not take a kobo from you for their services, they will ensure you get the best competitive rating and ensure you get adequate indemnification in the event of a pay back. I will advise you, rather than use telephone calls, do physical visit to their office and meet their Branch Manager who shall ensure your claim is attended to. A follow up letter to the discussion with the responsible matter will do you a whole lot of good. Wish u all the best.
More importantly did the insured pay by cheque to the company? Often times customers ignore the advise to pay cheque, they prefer to give cash to the agent. Some of these agents do not show loyalty and then often disappear with the cash. If you deposited via cheques, you can very easily recover your money or as the other guy said, make a formal report to NAICOM and Consumer Protection. They will be made to pay.
Celebrities › Re: What To Do When You Have A Tyre Blowout - Duncan Mighty by hardbody: 6:25pm On Mar 07, 2016
lanruma001:
Easy to say: I hope we never encounter such...
Na your own I gree jor. Even a small tap on your car and instinctively your legs go straight to the brake pedals. It takes God and presence of mind to act otherwise when you have a blow out. I experienced it once between onitsha and agbor. It took God alone.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Man Builds "Helicopter" In Oyo (photos) by hardbody: 6:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
kayfra:
It's the effort that counts.
In management you reward result not effort. Even in the extant case, the effort here exhibited shows that the guy is a terrible panel beater. He can't fix simple body parts and make them straight.

And we there hailing him because his helicopter drives from place to place, just the way copters are made to drive.

For the records copters just take off and land. They don't taxi
Politics › Re: Troops Raid Boko Haram Hideouts In Borno (photos) by hardbody: 6:01pm On Mar 07, 2016
DabELLs:
Chai. Your village witches are very wicked o! See what they've done to you.
What is this one saying? Exercising your mandibles? Or your phalanges?
Politics › Re: Troops Raid Boko Haram Hideouts In Borno (photos) by hardbody: 5:59pm On Mar 07, 2016
Lifestone:
You must be a joke.
People like you can't stand the sound of a gun not to talk of facing death on behalf of others.
Bravo to Nigeria Armed forces
You have a comprehension problem?

I got skills
I have a job
I have no desire to beat up hapless civilians
I am not looking for under aged girls as spoils of war

So yes I am not motivated.

My point which eluded you is that elsewhere people join the military for the love of its discipline. Same cannot be said about Nigeria. Can I expect you to now understand?
Politics › Re: Troops Raid Boko Haram Hideouts In Borno (photos) by hardbody: 6:10am On Mar 07, 2016
Lifestone:
Sometimes I sit and wonder what motivates someone to put his life at high risk to provide safety and security to some of us.
I salute our armed forces who have ensured we are safer than before.
What motivates them are

No skills
No jobs
Ability to beat up hapless civilians
Availability of spoils of war including women and under aged girls
Etc
Politics › Re: James Ocholi Is Dead (Minister Of Labour, State) by hardbody: 5:39am On Mar 07, 2016
Obascoetubi:
his house is not very far from my house, his house is at ABOCHO in DEKINA LGA, KOGI STATE
Ok sir.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Reacts To A Man Who Blasted Him For His Yacht Party(pic) by hardbody: 9:12pm On Mar 06, 2016
oloriooko:
Some people talk b4 thinking making public ridicle of themselves.
Having a yatch as a pastor does not make him a bad person cuz you do not have enough info about the good deeds this pastor have done

Being a pastor is not a curse neither is it a condemnation to penury. The man has a family to feed who are also entitled to good life, so the gift of yatch is not inappropriate neither is it too much
Na so dem carry you for nose dey waka...

BTW..is this the same pastor that took some babe away to go and fvck and teach her a 'higher grace'...using funds contributed by struggling men and women?
Politics › Re: James Ocholi Is Dead (Minister Of Labour, State) by hardbody: 8:34pm On Mar 06, 2016
Obascoetubi:
i am from his home town, i can confirm that he is dead
Bros, more like he WAS from your town.

Except you are a living dead....

Just saying, no vex.

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