₦airaland Forum

SURElee:
Good the woman will be employed now. Scholarship should have been considered by the govt for the kids. Wait o! 7kids, what will be the woman's salary to cater for 7, clothing, feeding, school fees, house rent, medicals, etc Lord have mercy. Is it that the woman never heard of family planning?

No vex. It was sweeting her

shamecurls:
7 Children


God have mercy

When person no be rabbit

Bros I tire oo. What point was the deceased trying to prove? His virility? Those kids are not looking like they felt the impact of their dad much before he passed on, at least not financially. Those sandals were obviously bought for them en masse ahead of this meeting and the small girl sitting second right is bare footed.

Lesson in procreation.

DaBullIT:
As a lawyer first thing he ought to do was press record on his phone even voice recording is enough

Never mind. He did more than that all of that. We have our ways. Police will beg eventually.

cruzita:
some won't find this funny.good morning nairalanders

Like I don't. It is mischievous and blatant deception. It is misstatement with an intention to deceive. Jesus will not do this, NEVER.

divinehand2003:
To court?

Prostitute in court?

You must show us the agreement paper or receipt as evidence oooo.

Nonsense.

She is a citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and her rights as a citizen are recognized and protected. The State is the one suing on her behalf because the state is under obligation to protect her rights and you have no rights whatsoever to assault a fellow Nigerian purely because she is a prostitute.

Agreement paper or receipt as evidence according to you can only apply if the ashe was suing to recover money purely on contractual basis. Such a case will not be sustained on grounds of public policy.

Am i even sure you understand what i am typing

Alanjeffy:
thanks dear. Buh I don't like customer care services.

You never hala be that.....

I dont know what to say but those bo.obs though....

Not exactly inviting and exciting as they are not straight to the point...

Wait. Who exactly are you? In one breath, your hubby is wearing out your pvssy with his enormous diick, in another, you have a maid you wanna screw..Are you a hermaphrodite? Or you are uncertain about your se.x?

what denomination is that? i thought Nigerian Naira ended in N1,000.00 bills. And that note in the pic looks like 2k. Just saying

That response is plain silly and rude.

The alternative suggestions make more sense.

Even as an experienced hire being head hunted, this week, my prospective employer asked me what i know about their company and what value add i was bringing to the table.

I told him in plain english that whether or not i am hired, i will advise that their website be revamped as there is nothing in the website that says anything about the company. Meanwhile, I also assured him that I knew nothing much about the kind of contracts they will need me to draft but considering I am smart, I will be in a position to learn from other sources including online and other competitors in the field. I have been slated to meet with the chairman.

My point? Tell your interviewer the truth and remain stolid in your reasoning.

StPete:
U would've arranged wit some policemen and pretend to want the interview so u can have them arrested. It's time those scammers be taught a lesson

my exact thoughts.

henrydadon:
u go steal for this harsh economic condition..chai..he had it coming..when guys body dey hot...it doesnt seem like he is gonna survive tho

Dead men don't talk and you are lonely when you are dead.

That guy lying there is stone cold dead.

ojun50:
Dis country is being dead long time again. Jst imaging 2mro leaders

See what Unilag (Maulag) has caused now. What language is this guy posting with now?

In short, let me kill myself before I die

Done reading the post. Was i supposed to laugh? I kinda forgot to. Am I mirth less or the post ain't funny or is it because of the traffic caused by fuel queues

mployer:
So you don't have schools in your village or your parents refused to send you to school. What excuse do you have for being this dumb?

Done with dumbo. I quit. You win.

mployer:
what are you saying? You are less human than oyinbo?

Even logical reasoning is anathema to you. Chisoox

Read again...I wrote accessibility of education with ease.

Is it not unspoken that given same environment and values we will even do better?

Bros face front abeg

mployer:
what are you saying? You are less human than oyinbo?

English Language comprehension must be very difficult for you. I give up trying.

mployer:
where are their names etched? On nairaland or Guiness book of record?

FYI, onyibos get such degrees at much younger age but nobody talks about it because it means nothing.

These are Nigerians not oyinbos. Prove your own mettle against them as Nigerians. We all know the inequality between us and the oyinbos in terms of accessibility of education with ease.

I'm here comparing apples with apples, leave oyinbos out of this.

lebroske:
Great nairalanders, i know you people are exceptional in giving good advice to people because i have been following this tread for some time. Though i am new.
i am suspecting that my lovely wife is cheating on me. The reason is that, each time i want to go through her phone, she picks up a fight. Whenever i want to use it for something else, that would be the time she will want to use it. I feel she is hiding something from me but i really want to get an evidence so that i could confront her. Most of the time when she is chatting with someone on phone, she hides the conversation. i wonder why?
Pls great nairalanders, what do i do in this situation? I don't want to confront her yet because i don't hv a proof.
Please no insult. Thank you

cell phones are personal, use yours and let her use hers. What you do not know won't hurt you. when you dig up the dirt, what will you do with it? Let her be. if she is sinning, her sins will find her out.

Agubushmenyo:
The "Tell me about yourself" answer that gave me my Job.

It was a Marketing Executive interview.. And I answered thus:

I am a born marketer with the strength, drive and zeal to always produce results.
A graduate of Elect/elect, second class upper.
I have worked with Royal exchange insurance, Bluescripts IT Academy, New horizons Nigeria, and also independently.
My superb and fantastic way of delivering earned me "Best marketer of the year" 2015.
So basically, I am someone who when results are needed in the marketing section, I am always called upon!!
That's all for now sir!!
So this was what earned me my wonderful Basic Salary of way above 50 and handsome commission.

You can modify for your own role!!

Present,Past,Future!

A very annoying question but always the first bullet. They already have your CV don't they? so why ask rhetoric questions?

dulux07:
The guy caused his own death. May our mistake and stupidity not cost us our lives

based on information he heard

Does this hearsay justify the deceased's death? How exactly did he cause his death if I may ask? what exactly has been proven?

I love the pictures. I am impressed. I have not passed onitsha recently by road as I over fly the town. I am very impressed to say the least.

mployer:
You are myopic fool.

Getting a doctorate is not an achievement. The world won't remember you because you had a doctorate. You can only intimidate your kinsmen with it.

Count your achievements from world problems you have solved with your B.Sc and M.sc.

If a degree made no sense to you at all, why not emulate Bill Gates and drop out so that you can solve world problems.

Did you say getting a Doctorate is not an achievement let alone at below 30? I give up on you.

For your information, those guys have etched their names in gold for eternity. Even when their records are broken, they will still get mentioned.

mployer:
People rushing to accumulate knowledge without making effort to APPLY the one they already have.

Losser.

At topic...I am starting my doctorate. I feel challenged. I may not make record time like the names mentioned but I will be in the league that did not buy their doctorate degrees by honorary awards

CuteMorriz:
Says who? Dude you don't know what is at the other end of the bridge. All what you are saying is based on assumptions and your general knowledge of earth. That dude has walked out from all the adversaries of life. Everyone will die; some are brave enough to kill themselves... He may be in Valhala

I know you know what you are talking about and i am aware you are a very very brave man, so when are you taking your easy way out? I will not mourn you, trust me. I know you will then be in Valhala (whatever in double-hell that means).

She already knows you will lie again, she is waiting for your lies before she hits you with hard nosed facts you did not know she had pieced together. Just start getting ready to apologise

Suicide never solved any problems. You realise at the point of no return what a sore loser you are. You really struggle to reverse the steps but alas it's what it is....point of no return. May we never get there. There is always a silver lining and a light at the end of the tunnel.

chiboy11:
RIP to d dead ,i am thinking of doing so now cuse no light, no fuel to power my gen, food price don skyrocket ,please come n hold me b4 i dive

Ermmmm....just dive. RIP in advance. We love you but devil loves you more

6 plus 7 plus 76 plus 86 equals 175

Final answer

See how torn underwear turn to English speaking test. I hail una on top derailment

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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God go help u get sense. Me sef I am shy on your behalf. Short of saying guy come n fvck me silly, there was no other earthly language she had not deployed.