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Thank God we are not hearing stories about God and angel gabriel. If they were very religious u will be hearing all sorts now.

The man sha cheated death. That i admit. He could have been embalmed. Meanwhile, how did he survive the cold in the morgue?

More importantly, wont people be avoiding him? For sure i wont be left alone in the house with him.

BishopMagic:
6

simple bodmas

Correct. The answer is 6. Simple Bodmas.

DennisEche:
i thank God for today.. i got my appointment letter after almost a year of leaving nysc. the journey has not been easy because i have been there.. i know what it feels like to be sleeping at the same time thinking, moving from one office to another dropping CVS and encountering disgusting and not so friendly gatemen and receptionist, travelling from State to state attending job test and interview without been called back.. i swear e no easy!!.... but here i am today sharing this good news... i am using this medium to wish all the yet to be employed naira landers not to give up on their quest for job. you guys here have been like a family, because the advice i have read on this forum really helped . bye bye to labour market.... i await to read the next success story..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..... SO MUCH LOVE

Congrats. Getting there is difficult enough growing is a lot more difficult and staying focused is critical. Learn and understand the nuances of your office, boss and colleagues. Dont join camps and dont get unduly attached. Show a desire to learn and remain humble. Never remain in the background. Be seen be heard. All the best.

Whoever falls for this scam needs to have his degree confiscated, tried and jailed for being a dummy.

This policeman is smarter than the rest. He knows where that gun is. It is his retirement benefit and he will use the rounds of amunition to start his post retirement job. That guy has prepared himself for life after service. Chaiii

If i click on that link, make my prick bend...

anwo mumu oshi....

missKiffy:
Sorry yeebos it's not yet una time

Lol. Av been straffing ya sisters and wont relent. I pay them though. What does that make them?

Pangea:

Abeg PMB, what of our brothers from the East naa?

.....and how much has these appointments added to your bank account? Choose freedom and become your own man. Just an advise. I dont care who is appointed where. I make my money and remain answerable to no one.

Niccur....may u get sense

Calebsky:
MTN line i got from the dateless past (i meant when they started) and registered countless number of times either by phone call verification or vendor registration. Yet, they are telling me my line will be blocked. Oya nah! Nonsense!!!!

U dey mind the MOFOs? They have been sending the same texts to me and i am watching them, If i hear pim on my MTN line, i will personally burn the Sim and that will be the last MTN is used by me, for me, with me, to me...about me.....etc.

Milly02:
I caught my girl chatting on whatsapp and telling a guy that she loves him. she was even kind of saying it feels stupid to ask a guy out but that she just have to do it cause of the love she has for him.

Chai so this girl did not manage this toasting, and i told her i was not interested ooo

sirvic01:
The Nigerian Army has retaken the economically strategic town of Gomboru Ngala, Borno State, from the Boko Haram militants
A brief statement by the Acting Director, Army Public Relation, Sani Usman said troops took back the town on Tuesday.
“The triumphant troops are now busy with clearing and mopping up patrols,” Usman said.
The Army spokesperson stated that the triumphant troops are now busy with clearing and mopping up patrols.
Recall that on Thursday, March 19, 2015, it was reported that the terrorist group, Boko Haram had recaptured Gamboru Ngala town, where they were recently pushed out by Chadian troops.
It was learnt that the Nigerian border town with Chad, Gamboru Ngala, was left unguarded after the Chadian troops liberated it from and flushed out the insurgents.
Details soon
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/breaking-news-nigerian-army-retakes-gomboru-ngala-from-bharam

There must be a scam going on. Everyday we are retaking Gamboru Ngala from BH. How many of such locations do they have there? You people should stop scamming us.

At Manager level Glo pays close to N12m per annum. I earned that little before i left. However there is no standardized structure. The regional manager in PH was earning N24m. The problem is that your salary is all there is. No leave bonus, housing allowance etc. They just divide your money by 12, deduct tax and pay you the balance. So you are always liquid with cash but if you have no savings culture, you may leave the same way you came. Worst of all, you may be fired for no reason other than Adenuga wants some people to leave so he can employ others. I jejely left them and have remained happy since then. Interestingly all my guys have also left except one that doesnt seem to know where to go.

brunofarad:
Wonders shall never end....

I advice they take this man to psychiatrics before futher action..

Can u imagine
The old dude is even doing free advert for glo

....And that is the challenge. He will be ruled as not mentally fit to stand the trial or even that he was mentally sick at the time of commission of the offence. Then under the requisite sections of the Criminal Code and Criminal Procedure Act, the man will just be sent to the psychiatry and from there he will go after being certified fairly ok.

tkcosby02:
But they cant do same against BH for more than six years now. All they can do is to match around in kaki, threatning and maltreating unarmed citizens.

I don't know about that. You asked a question and i gave you a suggested answer. Let me remind you, you asked what the army will do if the culprits are not fished out and i said the answer can be found in Odi and Zaki biam. I do not know what is happening with BH or Sambisa. When that becomes an issue, we will attempt to address it Sir.

tkcosby02:
So the Royal father and the community will do their job for them... And incase they default and could not provide the murderer, what will the army and police do, kill the villagers or wot

Walk across to Odi and ask them, you will get the answer there.

This was so funny. Did the MOG not cast the demons out of the masquerade?

gidjah:
Dont be ignorant bro,he said the right thing, I am a security pesonnel too, they gat agents aound, just go to th nearest post of thiers with a little tip,when ever they want to do their job, they can really be good at it o.

You just did not understand the flow of the conversation

duality:
Take it easy. If dem dash you ngozi braide, you no go take ?

Bros i no go think am 2X. However i no fot commit on top say i wan sèe am. Laye Laye

duality:
What of Ngozi Braide ?

That lady was beautiful. I think people deliberately committed crime just to see her.

Commit crime because of her and you will do the term and out without seeing her pic? Abi u dey weere nie?

Editor1:
Damn! This is the most beautiful Police Lady I have seen since the exit of Ivy Okoronkwo.

Good a thing she's PRO...reporters cannot accuse her of lying, cos she's too pretty to lie! They will be stunned at her beauty and accept whatever she says as truth.

Thanks Ivy Okoronkwo was my auntie. She retired as a DIG.

icedbeatz:
op when you make 1/4 of his worth then you can yap this crap bro, as much as i don't like him one can't argue that he's got money money to make his teeth shine like the clear sky be it surgically or otherwise. Wake up it's 2015 bro.

So why is he not doing it? Doesn't he have a dentist or he doesnt know where to go get one? Money that cannot be used to effectively package himself. Rubbish.

adeyemi97:
I Don't know if this man don't use to brush or if he eats kolanut too much but this teeth is something else


Don't scroll down if you are eating or if you do get irritated by things

Does he kiss that his beautiful senator wife? Women sef dey suffer ooo

justi4jesu:
Total 65 Illegal Universities...that's a lot

This is sad on the one hand and hilarious on the other. The names alone are indicative of gross illegality. Why will people not study hard and gain admission to regular federal or state universities. Whatever happened to the good old UNILAG UNICAL UNIBEN etc....

I was looking out for Richmond and I saw it. It is in my town....I have started reeling with laughter again. Tomorrow some people will say they graduated since the first coming of christ but havent gotten a job yet.

chidekings:
bro to be honest with u,what have happened has happened.my best advice to u is to use the services of SARS,they might be corrupt,but i bet u within two weeks they will find those thieves.this is an inside job and it wont be hard for them to fish the thieves out.
Note: it might lead u to spend some small cash that wont even more than a 100k.

The N100k is in addition to his stolen items? Bros fear God small na

watts75:
I came to my shop at Hakimi street, Dutse today hoping to open for business as usual, only to meet the shop bungled by criminals.

They took away 17 brand new laptops and about 40 different mobile phones amounting to 1.5 million naira.

Sorry bro. May i ask, did you insure the shop and items with reputable insurance company? If you did, it is a very minor thing. THe insurance company will pay, if you have been up to date with payments of your premium. I hope you did not act like the average Nigerian who believes that God is his Insurance or those who seek to wish evil away by saying, 'it is not my portion'. So whose portion is it?

chudidonas:
The desire for quick money will send a lot of people to early grave

Tribal e-warriors and generals will be disappointed his name and tribe was mentioned

Are we reading the same post? what name and tribe was mentioned please? You are the biggest tribalist i have ever come across. Your wish was not honoured, shamefully face it.

olufemimajek:
If you are not following this police officer on Instagram, you are on a long thing!

Aliyu Giwa is a Deputy Police PRO based in Lagos and from time to time he shares inspirational messages on social media....cool stuff, hun?!

[size=14pt]See more screenshots [url=giditalk.com/2015/08/a-nigerian-policeman-with-instagram.html] HERE [/url][/size]

Is he no longer one of them? Criminals legalized by the uniform provided by our tax money.

Guy stop wasting megabytes on these animals. The only good policeman is a dead one.

hollowpot15684:
Lmao, yeye. What if I tell u I'm presently in calabar. Uwanse to be precise.
Were u not taught to identify first a statement and the follow up with empathy?
Y is my post even catchy to only ur eyes? Simply because u re dat one in a million fool.. No brain

Everybody can mention Calabar, Uwanse, Goldie, etc. I am not fooled. If you call Calabar a carnnibalistic enclave then if the whole world keeps quiet, my voice will resonate. That is what you are getting now. Now who is the one in a million foool?.

hollowpot15684:
maybe they want to eat the body, calabar pple with their cannibalism sha

Step out or rather crawl out from your tiny hole and learn a bit.

I am not calabar....but u just sounded real stupid propelled by your lack of simple travel wisdom.