₦airaland Forum

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erunz:
BUHARI NEEDS TO CALL THIS TRIBESMEN TO ORDER, BEFORE ITS TO LATE

When will it be too late? when they kidnap the rest of you and turn your land to a desolate waste?

It is not about mouthing OPC and all, action speaks, oya, go after them now. A band of chest beating, party inclined people with fear as their middle name.

Is Oliseh's mother still alive? If yes, let her die first and let Oliseh come to the pitch while the burial is going on, then and only then will i understand this rascality.

Thanks guys. I will check these tomorrow as i just got in. If i run into any hiccups, i will further enquire into what transpired. Until then, thank you all for the insight.

I have acquired this software that works with my android to check my car's OBD. (Excuse my ignorance where usages are not exact and proper). Having installed the software, i now do not know where to sync the other half of the OBD in the car to enable me run a check . The vehicle in question is a 2013 pajero.

Does anyone know where this could be found in the vehicle?

Any help will be appreciated.

This is why they ra.pe them at such tender ages. What could lead to this depravity?

I hate wasting money. I wont do any. My beer or brandy or cognac anyday

dultmax:
You are fired.......This is what my boss told me this morning because of my love for Buhari.

After completing my service year in 2013,holding a Bsc in Economics, I knew I had to hussle real hard because now I know am on my own. My father has done something by funding my education and I have to stop asking him for money but the situation of the country puts me in a status I can call ADULT CHILD.

I will wake up and ask my old man for pocket money which sometimes he will give and sometimes he will not. I have many things to do with money that are needs. I have to look good, eat, shave, and wash but sometimes i can be so broke that there will be no kobo to even buy 20 naira Ariel to wash my boxers. Life seems to be so difficult and I say to myself, I have to find a solution.

I picked my laptop and i went to NCC, (Nigerian Communication Centre) located in Agbowo area in Ibadan, a place where i can get a free wireless to access the internet and I logged on to the the Job and Vacancies Section on Nairaland where I applied for some vacancies posted online. Before the end that week, I started seeing text messages of Interview Invite on my Phone and I was happy thinking I can Never fail an Interview.

My first Interview was at JUMIA and its worth an experience. It was an interview based on 5 stages, which includes writing skill, typing skill, oral, phone conversation and finally an interview with the boss. To cut the story short, I am never get pass the oral stage. Maybe because my dialect is the YORUBA ENGLISH type.

I attended another interview with Stanbic Bank and i was given the DSA (Direct Sales Agent) position. I was referred to Workforce to do some documentation before i read some posts about the externalities of marketing and what i found was mind bugling. I refused to continue with the process since I don't think I can meet up with the Target.

Finally, I met one Business man, The CEO of Hasraph Global Services who after giving me some interview, decided to give me the position of Personal Assistant. He said there will be no salary but i should be sure of a token everyday i come to work and weekend bonus.

I accepted since there will be some token and I have no other option. I took up the Job and things were better. At least, i can boast of 1000 naira anytime and that can take care of some needs. I know the situation will be temporary.

Just one day, i received a call from a colleague who asked if i can conduct a Survey for him. Without hesitation, I accepted and he gave me the topic to work on but the survey has the whole country as its scope. This seems to be very challenging because I have no experience of such wide scope and i have to read and work on the best analytical tool to use for. I employed for other colleague and we covered 5 geo-political zones of the country excluding the North East due to insecurity (Boko Haram)

I recieved 500k for the Job and i completed the Survey in 2 months. My results were to be presented to AJOLAYE INTEGRATED SERVICES who funded the project in a conference room situated in a Hotel in Oyo. This is my first experience meeting with doctors and professors defending my survey results and explaining my method of analysis.

I received a pass mark and commendations and i felt very happy. I never told anyone it was my first experience and now i know the reasons why we need to study chi square, binomial theorem and all those econometrics while in the University.

I resumed back as the P.A and anytime my boss talks about the present Administration, he criticizes him and I told him...Sir if you know what the previous administration has cost this country, you will know buhari is a messiah. I told him from my survey, I got lot of experience and I learnt a lot about statistics and data. The previous Administration has ruined this country. he got angry and told me that his turnover has declined and as such, this administration is very poor. I interrupted again telling him it was due to dwindling oil prices and its not the fault of the President. He got angry and said YOU ARE FIRED....I left for my house....asking myself....am i wrong to support the President?

Your opinion is needed.....

You were wrong. In your job you should be apolitical or at best you read and follow the tone at the top. You either align with ur boss on political economics or u just shut up. He is the one bleeding cash and should know where it hurts most. You dont add salt to his injury. His idea is that since u believe so much in buhari, go get employed by him. Is he wrong?

erunz:
Source: https://www.naij.com/578163-ministerial-list-fasholas-trouble-deepens-group-lists-sins-petition-senate.html

I think the gist is that Fashola did not perform as claimed. Please can someone summarize this a bit more for clearer understanding. Aint no way in double hell i was gonna finish reading all that.

I am waiting....

fireforfire:
Says who?
dey will survive it o. abroad prison na prison?
infact na enjoyment dem go do taya.
abroad prisoners hv access to good food, good lookin n clean cells, education, handskills, gym.... madam diezani wil be lookin fit like a model by d time shes thru dia.

na naija prison i pray make my enemys enemy no enter.
hell on earth.

Bros, I take it you are talking from experience, having visited both? Kudos Sir.

LieDetector:
Chelsea have sacked Jose Mourinho as manager just hours after their Premier League defeat to Southhampton

The club announced on Twitter on Saturday evening that they had parted company with the Portuguese after a string of poor results. Shortly afterwards they released a statement, stating that results had not been good enough and an announcement on a new manager will be made shortly.

Chelsea's statement read: "Chelsea football club has parted company this evening with manager Jose Mourinho. The team's recent performances and results have not been good enough and the owner and the board felt that a change was necessary now to keep the club moving in the right direction as we head into a vitally important part of the season.

"The club faces a difficult task maintaining a strong challenge for the top of the Premier League while competing in three other cup competitions. Our aim is to remain as competitive as possible and challenge strongly on all fronts."

It continued: "The owner and the board would like to thank Mourinho for all he has done for the club since taking over in 2013. Mourinho helped guide us to a Premier League victory and a league Cup. We will never forget the huge contribution he has made to this club's history and he will always be welcome at Stamford Bridge.

"The club will be making an announcement shortly regarding a new first team manager."


Source: I'm only wishing this happens

Guy....u almost got me there....

Weldone

mayreeh215:
What about relief for the affected, temporary accommodation and maybe some compensation for lost items?

They are not internally displaced persons IDP and as for compensation, that is what insurance is all about.

Ask those fools where do you stay, they will carry nose up in the air and you will hear....Lekki....

They look down on you staying in the mailand.


They should enjoy what comes with that high brow area

DrWise:
Bros,

I can tell you in good authority that Calabar is about the neatest City in Nigeria. I spent over 27 years in this city and can boast of its cleanliness . . Right from my days at Army Children School 2, 13 Amphibious Brigade, Akim to the prestigious Hope Waddell Training Institution and then UNICAL, it has always maintained the lead.

I cant capture it any better. God bless the womb that carried you.

kestolove95:
Ojukwu d rebel...see gowon dey cum..hahahahaha..ojukwu go don pick race for inside him grave now as I call gowon...mumu rebel, I knw blame u..u b Igbo sha..d drug pushers of nigeria

U nid a dic.k....certainly.

viktor01:
Sorry, I nor know say e go pain you like that. but like your signature says, I guess that's how you perceived it.

Bro...there is a clichè that perception is reality


....so there.

HungerBAD:
They had to include the TINUBU in the caption, to draw our attention.

So now, you guys have our attention.

My advice?obey the laws of the land,obey the laws of Lagos and the internal crisis, which was why the market was shut should be resolved. I personally think it was a wise move to close down the market, as that internal crisis might have spilled out into the streets of Lagos, with an unpredictable amount of mayhem being caused.

Wise choice Madam Tinubu.

Which silly law are you talking about here? The law that allows one illiterate market woman to brazenly deploy the use of criminal elements to operate under the shadow of darkness to go and unlawfully lock up shops being owned and paid for under legitimate legal regime?

Why did the hoodlums wait till the unholy hours before coming to carry out the dastardly act. If ghosts are not scared, why don't they perambulate in daylight?

The choices you make, SMH

viktor01:
I can imagine the collabo.
FOUR CHINESE? that was suicide to begin with but i guess it is because these CALABAR people are being hyped as good sex machines that is why she thought she could take the four men.
End point of suffering...

The eyes are really useless when the mind is blind. I agree with you. Else, how do you explain the fact that the article mentioned Akwa Ibom State and even the Governor by name, yet you stewpidly refer to CALABAR women. Even if your geography teacher was a drunk and never taught you the difference, don't you have the brain power to read about some of these states and understand that they are not the same. Sorry, the mind, in your case is not blind, it is Dead and rotten.

jaymejate:
What kind of nonsense is this? Why will Nigeria women be devaluing themselves

as for those chinco, pls they need to be arrested. This cnt happen in their country without punishment. They need to be judged accordingly.

Abi u don forget say chinco sev get JuJu?

Do not be angry, but if i may ask, what will be the basis and reason for arrest and punishment. There was consensus ad idem and the woman was neither forced nor was there violence. She negotiated and was going to be paid anyways. It is just the hazard of the job that she could not conclude the deal. The money could be paid the estate of the deceased. Meanwhile, for her to be identified as the rightful and proper target, she must have been into this for a while. It is probably a day of reckoning.

I do not know what to wish her surviving husband and kids

chukwudi44:
If this case is concluded before 2019,then it would have been very fast. BTW until this case is decided at the supreme court, Saraki remains the Senate President

Appeals shall lie and applications for stays will be flying everywhere. I love the law. Instrument to obtain whatever you want if you can use it effectively.

damton:
That is a wise decision for any salary earner. it's unfortunate that the knowledge of insurance in this part of the world is low. Besides a lot of people have little confidence in the insurance sector.

My exact thoughts. It is really sad.

IheabunikeChuks:
Go save your senile father from poverty in your cursed village, you are not even fit to clean my shoe. Chest beating to feel good is your own trade, not a new thing to us here. I will take you serious when you help your senile, wretched and dying father.

I will still buy you and your generations past, present and future.

IheabunikeChuks:
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Shut up your smelly mouth, you think you have monopoly of insult. The useless wh/ore you call a mother refused to train you, reason you keep blabbing like a castrated goat. Go rescue your father from dying in your cursed village before chest beating here, we are used to you loudmouthed bastard boasting of some imaginary things. Try again ediot, you are just another noisemaking yeebhoe bastard.

I can and will still buy all your generations past, present and future. And i will pay cash. Deal with that.

icemann:
It's not like we don't have the Human Potentials, We just have been unfortunate to be governed by stupid Military dictators.

Explain to me how come we have Harvard type Professors and graduates making us proud in the US and Uk but in Nigeria the story is different.

I laugh out loud. Oh, so you all know that your unis are crap every minute we will be hearing Unilorin, UNN, UNIBEN, UNILAG all claiming to be the best. Jagbajantis people

IheabunikeChuks:
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Loudmouthed bas.tard son of a crazy father. An old dirty gala hawker that want to buy his failed generation. Screaming I am rich online when we know the reality on ground, you can continue to dream or go carry drugs so you can atleast afford the hospital bill of your dying mother. Old cretinous chestbeating b.astard.

I was not brought up to insult people's parents, so i will not insult yours. When people get catapulted from the gutter to join decent people in society, you can hardly remove the dirt of their environment and upbringing. I perfectly understand your agbero tendency. May i repeat, I can actually buy your generations, past, present and future. I am very serious.

IheabunikeChuks:
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[s] Stop the lies gala seller, you are only in traffic running after molue to sell your gala. All Igbo man on nairaland are always having mansion even when they were exposed here, they turn out to be jobless and wretched. Online billionaire.

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I could buy you and your generation past and present. Meanwhile i respect the gala selling Igbo boy who is struggling to eke out a living than the lazy mor.onic ediets that collect N200 to park your car at all the roadsides from Marina to Ilubirin.

Ilekeh:
I'm in Lekki, my gardener's name is Uche.
I wonder if he can feed his family if I decide not to pay his salary next month.
Let's try it. Let's both be tribalist.

I never knew u lied. I have been around here long enough to know you are an ekiti lady staying outside Nigeria. Fanning the embers of hatred from the safety of your foreign abode. When did you start this Lekki abode stuff with Uche as a gardener? Mine was not a hypothesis. It is well that u employed Uche. All i am saying is keep retaining and paying him. I am doing same for Tunde. That way we remain one strong imdivisble entity as enshrined in the constitution.

Truth234:
You are not making any sense, if you are old enough to have a driver you should be old enough to know that many yorubas employed Ibos. Someone like you should not dabble in such conversation, better still get an ibo driver, Tunde will live still!

I can only pity your generation. You are beyond redemption. And i am the one not making any sense? I give up on you.

I am in traffic and my driver's name is Tunde. I am imagining if i had to be tribalistic whether he will be paid from my salary and still collect the everyday dash i give him for the sake of his wife and twins. Guys should be careful what they wish. Real life is thug life.

tunwumi:
Be expecting them

Na wa 4 u oo. Person no dey follow you play?

No vex. I am not expecting them.

tunwumi:
You mean u have that type of golden bracelet and the wrist watch and the earrings? Ok continue

We do, me and my babe...

bushdoc9919:


Using sledgehammer to repair electrical fault, eh?

Better to call the SARS now, even if you call it sledgehammer than when Akpan catches either of Chukwuma or Gift with his Matchete....The matter will move from SARS to SSS, I swear (I don't quite know the hierarchy of those fraudulent and thieving men in black).

Seen. So what do i do?