₦airaland Forum

lexzycc:
he has been chosen by the diety, there is nothing you can do about it

They will sue the guy and join the deity as 2nd accused after all masquerades are being given arrested and detained.

metronaija:
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Idon'tbelieveit! :-). A few people have sent me emails claiming they spotted a lion on a fence of a pasta factory in the Ikorodu area of Lagos...and they believe the lion 'escaped' from a nearby zoo. First, is there a zoo in Ikorodu? And second, doesn't that look like a dog?

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-lion-was-seen-in-ikorodu-lagos.html

cc: lalasticlala

Chai. See my pet cat ooo.

Please it should be returned to me. Handsome reward awaits the returner. Or u can call me on 08012345678...or better still take her to the nearest bush meat joint. I will collect her from there..

Madding peoplesss

Thar arse though

Seunaj05:
Say no to prostitution, say no to molestation , say no to child marriage. Sex is not a food, you can live a hundred years without it

100 years no sèx? U go dey drip dey waka....

sauceny:
After the ragge play blues,the blues the blues

After prostituting comes judgment,judgment judgment

Hell fire here they come,they come they come.

I read somewhere where the holy book said we should not judge. Holier than thou people.

hamzeiy:
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lol..what he said will happen at the end of the day and there is nothing your pple wud do about it...all you guys are good at is too shout on social media..
your hero kanu is still in prison..i taught you guys would bring the country down for it...useless clowns

Apply for a refund of your fees if you ever went to school. It is meant to be 'thought'....not 'taught'....in the context used. The earlier refers to a thinking process the later has to do with teaching....

Go school u no gree. Enter class u reject. Na to dey drink shepe and claim omonile dey u more important. oponu.

menix:
Chaiii!!!

My brodaz have suffered in the hands of Pharaoh oo...

See condition oo...

Wow, this is what I call falling hand but dry bone shall rise again..

If e pain us make we go back nd build an European East..

My exact thoughts. Whatever happened to developing our region. Some people will argue that we are landlocked please tell me how many of the central african states are bordered by the atlantic or any oceans or seas at all. Our normadic tendency has remained our greatest undoing. Chai....ewu atago m igu n'isi. Ya diba....make oburu mgbe gbo....

froxykiss:
Nawa ooo, y I no go celebrate am.. D man na my God father

No wonder you are whom you are. It is now understood.

VIPERVENOM:
hmmmm......his gf should be brought in for questioning

G for goon

Bj5all:
I was at the bank this morning to monitor one of my fixed deposit accounts and also to open another one when a news came to the bank via their mailing portal that CBN as changed the fixed deposit rate for all deposit holder.

The interest rate for deposit between 100k to 50 million is now 2.5% for 30 days and 2% for 60 days and above. For deposit from 50 million and above is 3% as against the 10% ihave been dealing with the bank.

I don't know if this is the same for other banks but i think it is bad news for Fixed Deposit holder.

Please i will want our financial analyst here on nairaland to explain the implications of this decision on the economy.

I left the bank feeling very bad.

Not a problem at all. If this is true, i will terminate all my fixed deposits and put them on Tbills

zingywingy:
Idiot.... The guys i mentioned above don't rely on spears.. because they aint Igbos.. They don't believe in bow and arrow.. because they dont eat goros.
They are ancestrals. Yoruba people are gods.
Only Yoruba understands

Dummy, so what did they believe in? Amala?....Granduer foolishness.....

zingywingy:
Please tell all Nigerians that Yoruba land was built on war. Remember all our hereos like Ogunmola. Ogedengbe. Sango. AreeOnakankanfo. Ogun oni ire. Jogunomi. Akeja. And lots more.
We are always battle ready.. Ahon laase waa.
Bring it on

Guy grow up. Spears, bow and arrow are all different from the smallest of guns. Receive sense.

Enahi:
l am surprised and speechless, is this stuff on frontpage or what? Why are so many people viewing this thread? I don't understand.

While i sympathize with you, you have suddenly become famous (at least on NL) and guess what, if you were wanting to get a date in real life, you have more than enough to choose from, isn't this wonderful?

Enahi:
is there a way to delete this thread? I didn't get the answers I was expecting, all I am getting are pms and people following me now on Nairaland, Men you people have followed me here

Why cant a man love a lady for her good character and not her body?

I thought this thread would have died down by now.

You never see anything. Even if you take the thread down, you will have innumerable followership....

You don enter.

mandax:
You could put pix of your backside and even front side without your face.

You wan use am chop Self-Service?

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

Pic of the Ukwu or .....you know the drills now

Aminat508:
Who?

Toyosi now....miss ekiti

And i warned this girl not to contest ooo. Now she is going to expose me to more stringent competition by those who think they are richer than me.

Adesiji77:
*modified

You hit the nail on the head bro.

May we never experience such...at that moment, reason is thrown to the dustbin. No man can predict how he will act in such a situation.

It is bad enough that adultery has been committed here but the man would probably have to live most of his life behind bars unless he can successfully plead insanity in the court.

Cc: ginawest, utchgirl, sandrajazmin, sunnycliff,hardbody, christinie

He has a defence which will reduce the offence to manslaughter. This defence will avail him if some elements can be proved. He will definitely not be exculpated but he will get a reprieve provided no element of pre meditated thought process can be attributed to the accused.

OJUcrook:
You are doing a good job. Keep slaying 'em Igbos

Respect the man that fcuucks you. I do that a lot to Yoruba ladies.

And yes, i am igbo and live in Lagos.

nairalandist:
It was very stupid and disrespectful of him to have worn a crown to meet a Yoruba king. Was he trying to compare himself to a monarch? Eze Ndigbo title is just for representation of the Igbos in diaspora, but some of the so called Ezes have taken it too far. Trying to wear a crown in another man's region means asking for trouble when you know you're not a monarch. Only the likes of Obi of Onitsha etc may wear a crown to visit a fellow king as those are true monarchs.

If the Yorubas won't have Oba in Onitsha, I see no reason why the Igbos should have an Eze Ndigbo in any state outside their region. That's just disrespectful . . . to add insult to injury, he wore a crown to meet the DEJI OF AKURE! Chai. . . Igbo people can fall my hand with lack of respect. Igbos will always try to do what they can't tolerate in their own region.

Thank God I am a MONARCH.

bxcode:
So you saying i gat small brains
Obliterating somebody just dey hungry me

Bros no vex. My hand works faster than my brain. Please do not OBLITERATE me

Obliteration seems to be the order of the day around here, and I am not ready to go yet

If i talk now, this one will also say i will end up in the lagoon.....

Royal Fathers Indeed.

Like one like all.....

Lagoon protagonists

bxcode:
How can someone graduate as a medical doctor and then venture into accounting?
Is it just me or is this crazy

The guy changed career. I trained as a lawyer and only stopped short of becoming a chartered accountant. I am still a lawyer though but still use my skills in accountancy on a need to use basis.

Small brains find it difficult to comprehend what big brains do or can do.

asha80:
Nigerian politics has a way of corrupting someone..let us watch..

Some people tower above such. On the same board with Okey was Dr. Kolade who was appointed chairman of SURE-P. Needless to say, Dr. Kolade refused to be compromised and he resigned. Some people still exist who would not want their integrity muddled in the political quagmire of Nigeria. Okey is one of such. Except of course he is blackmailed.

emmydeep:
Okechukwu is not like the others.
Celebrate a gøod product for onece.

Damn right. The guy is steeped in corporate governance and strong ethics. He is not compromised one bit coupled with the fact he thinks on his feet and is strong on investments.

kahal29:
[img]http://www.cornerstone.com.ng/corporate/img/xOKEY_ENELAMAH.jpg.pagespeed.ic.5V7AdfxX2c.webp[/img]

Okey is a co-founder and Chief Executive Officer of African Capital Alliance (ACA), an investment and advisory company. Having garnered experience in the world’s renowned financial centres of London and New York as well as Johannesburg, he co-founded ACA to promote private sector-led investments in Nigeria and West Africa. African Capital Alliance manages a family of private equity funds with over USD160 million in capital commitments.

A qualified chartered accountant and chartered financial analyst, he was elected George F. Baker Scholar and designated Loeb Fellow for academic excellence in the area of finance at the Harvard Graduate School of Business Administration, where he earned a Master in Business Administration [MBA] with distinction in 1994.

A medical doctor by training, Enelamah’s journey into the world of finance began in 1988 at Arthur Andersen & Co. [Now KPMG Professional Services WA] where he led project teams as senior consultant and audit senior. He went on to work in the New York and London offices of Goldman Sachs & Co. in the summer of 1993, before moving on to Zephyr Management LP in New York as an investment manager. He became a principal at Capital Zephyr, Johannesburg, South Africa between 1995 and 1997, where he worked with the chief executive to launch a $150 million fund for direct equity investments in post-apartheid South Africa.

Enelamah, who was President and Chief Tournament Director of the Nigerian National Scrabble Club, was awarded national prizes in ICAN examinations and the Dean’s List of the 1985 graduating class of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka.

http://www.cornerstone.com.ng/corporate/director4.php

Dr. Okechukwu Enelamah

Dr Enelamah first graduated as a medical doctor before qualifying as a chartered accountant. He has an MBA from the prestigious Harvard Business School, Massachusetts, USA and is also a chartered financial analyst.
He is the Chief Executive Officer of African Capital Alliance Limited (ACA), a leading private equity firm - a terrain he was adequately prepared for after working with Zephyr Management L.P in New York and South Africa Capital Growth Fund in Johannesburg.

Dr Enelamah, who also worked for leading outfits - Arthur Andersen and Goldman Sachs – currently, serves on the Board of several Companies and not-for-profit organizations including Cornerstone Insurance Plc, e-Tranzact Global Limited, TechnoServe, Africa Leadership Initiative West Africa and Africa Venture Capital Association. He is also the Chairman of the Boards of Flavours Food Limited and Landmark Property Development Company (LPDC) among others. He joined the Board in 2010.

http://www.uacnplc.com/company/bod.htm

This guy was my director in one of the companies i worked for and where ACA bought in as a Private Equity Investor. The guy is super good.

This is sad. Please for the avoidance of doubt, when there are such shootings and cross fire, people are advised to lie flat on the floor and never attempt to see what is happening or who is shooting until the shooting dies down. Bullets from some high calibre guns like magnum can penetrate most objects and hit at targets behind.

Same suggestion goes for when bombs are exploding in their numbers. The shrapnels fly up and therefore lying flat is a safer option.

May God continue to protect us. Ambode has failed where Fashola excelled.

Omo...15 days of darkness. Na to knack apako dey go. Please can we fast forward to that date?