₦airaland Forum

bigass:
This should make an average igbo happy na. Shebi dem want Biafra

I still dig you and i am igbo and firm believer in biafra. Don't let these things come between you and i ehn...

Na wa for these igbo boys ooo. They love money more than their parents . It can only happen in igbo land

Theanointed3:
The truth is that employers no that some of the 2.1 or 2.2 does not merit their grade due to cheating in schools while 3rd class must have worked hard on their own (no cheating).

You sound like a 3rd. Your name is even a pointer. I am one of the few that worked hard to earn my grade and its showing in all i do. To God be all the Glory though. I have never been given a job other than by merit. Headhunters now seek me out.

eromoko:
3rd class no be human being. Na wa. The richest people in the world no finish uni.

Kuku drop out from school na. You think those guys who did not finish school are Nigerians ba? Try it and see 'sufferty' at its apogee.

Mbkite:
A friend that works with one of these new generation banks told me about a job that was advertized internally in the bank, with Third Class as the only requirement. I have been wondering why they should make the job opening for only Third class graduates. I decided to bring it to Nairaland for proper deliberation.
What do you think?

A few suggested reasons are:

1. There is no managerial carreer development
2. The job will be near menial with no expectation of cereberal input
3. They want to retain people who may find it very difficult to switch to other jobs. Truth be told, 3rd class as a degree is not hot cake
4. Possibly the line manager has a pass degree at best but nothing better than a 3rd. So they do not want someone that will challenge the boss' position.
5. There nay be other reasons.

I did not bother reading the story. The guy has malaria and should treat it quickly. This is what happens when people do not take preventive anti malarial drugs. Once his system is cleared of the parasites, he will stop seeing the igbo giant and his dream and also the Mods will stop posting this kinda things on the front page.

Meanwhile i need a boat to get into my car. I want to leave the island shortly.

OP you write well. I hope you continue writing good stories.

sanandreas:
Representing Delsu. If u are a fresher and u are coming to Delsu, u must study hard. If not, u will turn to medical geologist. 8yrs no graduation

No state university is recommended for anyone i know. No offense intended.

Even with the relocation of the Command Headquarters? Buhari receive sense in Jesus mighty name....Amen

Mariojane:
everything is in Benin. they ve killed each other. all the youth are nowhere to be found. some are dead while some ran for their lives.

everybody look back while walking cos anybody can be victim. human life does not mean anything to them.


RIP to the dead.

Benin is the reason i hardly ever go to the east by road again. Even when i went back in January to pick my car i left in the villa after xmas, it was by divine intervention that i missed being robbed. I was speeding after a car that overtook me and in the process i missed the mbano turn off and did not realize where i was until after 30 minutes solid driving and i realized i had cleared okigwe and was approaching the university....i think ABSU. Naturally it took me another 30 minutes to get back on track. By the time i got to benin by pass, they had just finished robbing. Combined team of army and police were shooting into the nearby bushes while belongings were clustered by the side of the road with people crying all around.

In another story my Injoo tablet fell down and is cracked and frozen. Please any suggestion on what to do? Its barely a week old.

luckman20:
Igbo kwenu! [b][b][/b]

We are the best in whatever we do.....

Go and die (apologies to osho baba)

yatch360:
Una with una super stories. So u think a Senegalese can do cleansing work than a northerner. Keep guessing the real reason y he hasn't moved in ...Dont c how that affects my state paying salaries this week. Abi na only me dey hungry

Forget that their gist abeg. I like your signature. Are you the timid tigress?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
ABC transport ltd is far safer dan local airlines
Where is our minister for aviation?
Buhari must take d blame for dis shitz

It will be take off time shortly from owerri to lagos on airpeace. The best so far. Arik and aero plus chachangi can all wait for now

eazysally:
Give up on me!! I don't even know u, well, freedom of speech makes kids of these days to run their dirty mouth like pigs. I did not step on ur toes bro, take ur stupidity hardbody to ur piggy parents let them work on u again bkos u are running out of manners.

Sure i don't know you. Its obvious i have no need of knowing either you or your type. More so since you can categorize national issues and discussions as personal and private.

I have noticed your claim to old age. Please respect youself and stop typing gibberish in line with your level of training and age; both of which depict you as being stunted and has an arrested development

jimmy4x:
This is true, I even heard, when doz women are pressed, they urinate inside....I av witnessed Palm oil processing in the village many times.

Now this is extreme....haba


We both know u are kidding, right?

Terry68:
Seconded.

Na wa ooo. 86 likes fpr just tuping seconded? Ok. Let me get half o that for typing



THIRDED

eazysally:
Someppl are just jobless, instead there should set a meter for themselves, most of them can't live up to the promises there make to their own families, but here there are poking their nose in an unauthorised zone.

Governance of our commonwealth is unauthorised zone? Your stupidity defies rational comprehension. I give up on you.

Faba:
Whether you have been together for years or you
just started dating, it is important for you to
know if you are both satisfied with your $ex lives.
You do not want to be so focused on your own
pleasure and disregard hers. So, are you really
that good in bed or is she hoping you get done
quickly so she can go to sleep?
Let’s find out by taking a look at the top 8
signs that proves she is having fun below.

1. She’s Wet: This is a no-brainer when it
comes to $exual pleasure. Just like a man gets
obviously aroused when he is ready, a
woman’s main arousal sign is that she is wet
down there. If she does not seem “ready”
prolong the pre-intimacy as much as you can and
make sure you are hitting the right spots. She
will thank you for it.

2. Quickening Breath : Another sign of arousal is
that her breath gets quicker and more urgent,
the more excited she gets. Watch for intense
gaze and steadily quickening breath, then you
know you’ve got her.

3. She Tightens Around You : If she seems to be
getting tighter around you as you go on, this is
a sign that she is enjoying what you are doing.
A woman having fun gets tighter and wetter as
she feels more pleasured.

4. Holds You (or something else) Tighter : Does
her grip on you seem to be getting tighter?
Does she seem to be grabbing the sheets or the
headboard like her life depends on it? A
woman in the throes of extreme pa$$ion
would have an intense urge to hold on tight.

5. Toes Curl: If you are keeping a closer eye on
your partner’s reactions, you would notice
that her toes curl in the moment of pleasure.

6. She Communicates : A partner who tells you
what she likes during $ex (verbally or via
body language) is definitely having a good
time and wants more. She would not waste her
time telling you what she wants if you were
not doing a pretty good job in the first place.

7. She Climaxes : The signs above could also tell
you that she is close to orgasm and if you feel
her reach that final release, then that is your
main proof. It is almost impossible for a
woman to climax without having reached the
ultimate peak of pleasure and desire.

8. Initiates $ex: One way a woman gets turned
on for $ex is when she remembers how great
it was the last time. It is this memory that
would lead her to approach you and request
for more good times. If she is always calling
you for more, or reaching for you even when
you are both watching TV, then she obviously
cannot get enough.

I have issues with Nos 1, 6 and 8. On 1, some babes just cant get it wet in a hurry till u do some more work, on 6, some babes are really elsewhere in their mind but they are cooing and msking all sorts of animal noise to give u d impression and satisfaction that u r doing a good job and 8, a babe that expects to be given some bucks so she can leave early will initiate stuff and go through the motions quickly, collect her bar abd disappear

I opened this thread in error. I never believed in FIFA and never wii. Blatters case just justified my views.

delishpot:
Some women dey surffer o. So husband can monitor upto the pants their wives can wear?
And tomorrow men go cry say marriage hard, yet women get monitired upto their buluku in the name of marriage.
OP well don, next time show her thy style she can shave her pubic hair and the style you feel is improper.

Your wife don surffer nor be small. To grant request to wear pant I am sure she need your permission to smile or not to smile at people esp men.

God bless you sir. This guy is micro managing his wife. Later he will come here and tell us his wife cannot thinķ for herself, she is solely dependent on him. Even my father would not go to realms that some of these modern day guys go to monitor their wives. Na wa oo

RickRichards:
It is well.
Whilst discussing trivialities and throwing political banter on NL, let's not forget that many of the brave soldiers prosecuting this war are our agemates. They put their lives on the line whenever the occasion demands it of them. It's not like they even have a choice. You enjoy freedom and all you do with it is hate? A peaceful, prosperous Nigeria is all I want. And I need every citizen of Nigeria to want the same with me.

It is unfortunate when these guys die but they fvcking signed up for it and they get their azzes paid doing just that. I do my bit and pay huge taxes for which they are run and maintained. Often times, their colleagues around use guns and boots bought with our tax money to kill us even around here. So much for this sympathy, they should just go and exterminate the BH shiite. They could also resign and see how easy it is to make money otherwise and pay taxes. We cant all be in the military and we cant all be civilians. So there...

Burger01:
Lol. My pad na Ben Johnson. It jumps excessively in excess

Thanks

One love bro. I have been uptight with series of issues not going my way in a matter i am pursuing so i needed to ventilate a bit to ease off. Have a great day and call your Pad's excessive excesses to order. Peace.

Burger01:
Better. The excessive of these illiterates in uniforms are just too way overboard

I hope you meant to write excesses otherwise you should just join their ranks.

Good morning.

focus7:
Ihejirika should go and clear himself in IC if truly know he's innocent, prosecution is not a conviction.

Some purpoted prosecutions are deliberate attempts at persecution. A wise man sees danger and avoids it especially i it is avoidable.

They can persecute these men but we should all know that in doing that, they are setting the stage for more boko haram intransigence and robust mass killings of innocent men and women. If we were all not Nigerians, i would not need to bat an eye lid over this. Man continues to subjugate fellow man since creation. This is what Amnesty International is perpetuating. For those gloating, BH is real and lurking around the corner. Closer than you think.

Whizzcute:
Bia, enyia, obu gini?

Si kwa ebe a puo, mu nwa nara chaa ya ,o so gi ibiazie

Nwanne wetu o obi. Oke ji speed gbaba na onu agwo na eji reverse aputa.

chimkaire:

Aaaaaaaaaaah...was once your follower before the Nairaland hurricane oooooo
Hehehehehee...hasta la vista doen't apply here

Good day.
@whizzcute, my brother, he is a respected and intelligent Nler, mind your language

I recall you were. I think i followed back then. These days i read you ingnito.
You are doing well , I am sure. Do keep in touch.

You are still appreciated

Whizzcute:
Yes , i understand ..

Mana achorom ka ighota na abum onye enwere ike itu kwasi obi.

I'm not a fake person

Akuko unu a nenye m obi añuri. Biko nne inye ya gi nye kwa m. Ka anyi na aguri.

Dollyak:
Rip. Condolences to all involved. This is why I travel by air to any region in Nigeria

My dear i do the same and sometimes i virtually live in the air. Like this morning i left Lag for Abuja and by Friday i head out owerri and then hit back Lag on Monday. Having said that, there are locations you cannot connect by flight. I had a reason to go to Enugu but aware that from Enugu to owerri can only be by road ditto owerri to enugu. So i had to shelve the Enugu trip for when i can fly direct. If you were going to Aba from PH, the only option is to go by road, so there.

May those she left behind be consoled. This is also a lesson for drivers. Those robbers only rob and would generally not kill except the attacked person starts acting smart. Sadly if the attacked person does not have money he may be rough handled but often times the robbers only shoot when they are excited or being taken for a ride.

stinggy:
I could remember when I had such treatment in an Umuahia boutique just because Ikuku wanted to shop. Damn it, it's over-embarrassing!

What nonsense! Just after how many days after inauguration Is this how this will continue for 4 years

Buhari sir, call your daughters and wife to order. Whatever good thing you might end up doing, if your family continues this way then no second term for you.

Aside what happened were you believing he will run a second term? When he is not Mugabe.

I was not following this story, i was busy helping GEJ re-arrange his loads taken from Abuja to Otuoke. Did I hear someone mention Issa Hayatou? Is he also f.ingered in the corruption deal

His days will come too.

But truth be told, Blatter was very instrumental to Nigeria and other African countries finding it easier to be represented in the global mundial. That I give to him.