₦airaland Forum

farobat:
General

Nigerians are not foolish

Bring out your certificate

XKZ:
Well, you have made a very good point. But if that's the standard we are going to use to determine if lawyers lie then it will be hard to prove it. Because you might as well argue that lawyers who were disbarred for lying are an aberration (and lie because they are liars ordinarily), that the vast majority of lawyers are not liars hence have not been disbarred.


A New York woman tripped on the street across from a church, but changed her story when her lawyers told her
there was more money in suing churches than homeowners. They pulled the client's statements from the file and hired another lawyer to handle the trial. When they faced the NY disciplinary authorities, the two lawyers admitted their conduct was "dishonest and shameful," said they were really really sorry (I assume), and excused
themselves on the grounds of their "youth and inexperience."
They were suspended for 9 months.

lab.lawyerist.com/ethics/1016-things-that-wont-get-you-disbarred-lying-to-the-court.html

overlawyered.com/2013/05/n-y-p-i-lawyers-are-suspended-encouraging-client-lie/

XKZ:
Bill Clinton (a lawyer) lying under oath, before a grand jury, that he did not sleep with Monica Lewinsky.

sexylogan:
I have never pm'ed anyone here on NL for all the years I'ved been here.
Just ignore the negative comments.

emusmith:
Logic? Really?

emiye:
Ah ! Ah! so, you think president is declared winner by the highest number of states won?

Far from it bro, it is by the highest number of votes cast

egift:
Before you fall victim to PDP deceit. Here are the facts.

1. Buhari is duly qualified to be President of Nigeria (see his CV below)

2. The Original Copies of his credential were looted when his home was vandalized after the coming of IBB and Buhari's arrest.

3. Buhari in his education and training in Nigeria, India, United Kingdom and the United States has qualification equivalent to Masters Degree.

4. Buhari in the election and other subsequent outings has submitted a sworn affidavit which fully backed by law.

5. Buhari have not contravened any electoral law or the constitution in all he has done.

The law says if you don't think Buhari have sufficient credentials, go to court. Jonathan is the C-in-C he knows the truth. PDP are only barraging Nigerians with this issue to see if they can distract you and smuggle their 6yrs failure of Jonathan's administration.

Buhari is, and more than qualified. Don't fall victim of PDP's campaign of madness.

This Valentine, it is all about Nigeria - Sai Buhari.

Amhatu:
Machiavellianism

Neplusultra:
Eureka

favouryemmy:
serendipity

dein77:
It means COMMON. No checking dictionary.

dein77:
Wherewithal.

sirdammy92:
Oedipal complex

major466:
In a world growing with violence on a daily basis. The need for self protection becomes very paramount, especially for ladies who are usually vulnerable.
Below is a pictorial display of how ladies can defend themselves from possible violent attacks.

https://s5.postimg.org/q3jwg4o8n/1421664919736.jpg
Step 1. Stand your ground. Show no fear.
Step 2. Hold your position and lower yourself below the attacker's chin.
Step 3. Make a surprise thrust with your head on his jaw area. This will disorient him into confusion.
Step4. Consolidate and take advantage of the confusion on the attacker with a nice knee kick on his balls. This will make him lose control.
Step 5. Keep on the offensive by giving the attacker a knock on the back with your elbow.
Step 6. Triple it up with a kick on the attacker's heard as he skampars for breadth.
Step 7. This time your attacker falls on the ground gasping in pains, but don't let go yet. Give him a leg kick to prevent surprise offensive from the attacker.
Step 8. Now your attacker is completely subdued. You may finish him up with kick on his arms and back.

Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

Isiterere:
....thank God i'm not into any of this.... And living good life continue...


ALL IZZ WELL

ireneony:
Hi
please hide my I.D.Let it be anonymous.Thank
you
I fell in love with a man i met online.I met him
2 years ago online and we have not yet met
since we live in two different countries.He
claims that he is going to come and visit me
and he will come see me and i should introduce
him to my parents because he wants to marry
me.When i was still in UNIVERSITY he promised
that he will wait for me and MARRY ME but am
not sure if he uses this statement on every
woman.He was meant to come visit last year
but he said something happened so he
promised to come this year.is meant to come
visit me and introduce himself to my parents as
my husband to be.What is disturbing me is that
He refuses to post in his facebook update that
his in a relationship with me and he does not
want to post my photo on facebook and he has
so many female friends on FACEBOOK.Should i
continue waiting for him or do i move on?
http://ireneonyebuchi..it/

ireneony:
It was just yesterday I decovered that some romance section peeps, actually have each other phone numbers and they also do whatsapp group chat.
Who knows how many people they have gossip about and backbite about..
Am really disappointed with the way some peeps are turning romance section into something else ..................


I can only mention the monikers of those dating if the mods permit me.
Let me drop a hit.
1. His name start with N dating female J
2. O dating female B
3. K dating female G
4. T dating female C

Redoil:
WISEMEN FROM THE EAST
These people from the east have decided to be given us bad names in other country. Why will somebody choose to travell to other country just to break their rules intentionally and start begging for mercy.

engrken2:
pls can any norologist give me an analytical symptom of postrate....

obongtunji:
Wow!!! Thanks to Al mustapha for this revelation

Therock5555:
Nairalanders, I would advise us all to be vigilant this election period, I saw the thread on fp where a lady was beheaded and I was mystified, not knowing my own scenario was around the corner, I was browsing jeje inside my room when the parlour door banged open. My elder sis ran in panting, I quickly flunged my phone under bed incase na armed robbers. She was visibly shaking when I went to the parlour. After much persuasion she opened up.

She went on a date and was coming back on a bike, the bike man insisted to take a shorter route which she first disagreed but complied when she couldn't find another. The route they took was a bye pass so it was kinda lonely, suddenly they noticed a black jeep trailing them. The Jeep refused overtaking them, but was right behind them, the bike man thought they knew my sister so he stopped, the Jeep also stopped, he greeted them but no reply, their headlights were just focused on the bike. The bike man greeted for about four times but the people in the Jeep neither answered nor drove off, the mumu bike man wanted to come down and walk towards them but she urged him not to.

Fear gripped the bike man after about three minutes so he kick start his bike and moved, the car followed swiftly, that was when they smelled foul play, she said the bike man that was riding like a camel became formula 1 Lewis Hamilton overnight, the man rode like crazy, what saved them was the bumps on the road, and finally they overtook a trailer which the car could not do easily because the opposite side of the road was not clear.

Naso them escape, nairalanders abeg thanks giving na on Sunday, this no be small matter. This election period is filled with evil.


My advice goes to you all, please let's try to avoid late nights and lonely paths because lots of dangers are lurking around. No be our head dem go use do sacrifice this year. Amen


Cc: Ishilove
Seun

Fp pls, let nairalanders be enlightened.....

BonaVIta:
Irrelevant topic

Absolutely Irrelevant and time wasting. What is the value add of this piece of information?

charijee:
If I love a guy, I'll just walk up to him and say "I chosed you out of so many"

Blackchampion:
Na waoo. Why is it hard for dis guy to show his certificates na. Well, just like some said, u can't give/show wht u dnt have.