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She will ask and he will give it to her either fast or slow. Please aunties what are they sharing? Please give me some too.....fast and slow

Kanwulia: Nothing wrong with proving yourself. . .
To the right people only.
NOT TO RIFF-RAFFS wey nor even fit to clean your shoes . . . .on or off the cyber airways!

yeah. You are right but i learnt this a bit late especially as it affects NL.

sexylogan: Mehn, that young man must be a Champion in bed

More like he is 'generous' with cash, gift among other things....

Tallesty1: Helping another sister without your gf's consent

Please define helping another brother without your bf's consent

samflexxy: I was wondering can juju magic be sent to abroad across the pacific and atlantic ocean on a mission to kill or drive someone mad or do other thing its normally known for?

Bros please forgive and forget whatever he has done to you. Why would you want to send black magic to go and kill him or make him mad? Please report to your elders so that all the issues can be resolved IF and WHEN he comes back. Please don't do it.

Maya2pretty: Oga, I wrote d test and I'm saying I couldn't work with the timing, y d panadol? If others could, well good for them........any reasonable person that wrote that test would tell u the timing was crazy, except for the two reasons I earlier quoted on dis thread. Dat was my first experience

No stress dear. You will be fine with the timing next time. That is the whole essence of those elimination tests. If you are given enough time, everyone there will pass the exam, it is not usually that hard. (And please do not ask what experience i have because i had written Banks, Consultancy, O&G tests severally, passed some and failed others). I will suggest you take some practice tests on logic, GMAT, Etc, prior to the examination dates. It keeps your brain and mind in tune with what to expect.

As for the panadol ishhh, well, i take panadol for the headache of those i care for. Do you have another question i may need to address?

salomycruz: I would continue to say this...reading every1 comment just keeps making me laugh @ op 1st ur bf/husband loves you from my own VIEW...flings and cheating are 2 diff tinz...Flings-you ain't attached with the person u having it with in any way..Cheating-you are attached 2 the person in everyway,infact you are either dating d person alongside the oda 1 you have @ home or the main 1...now back 2 my conclusion 98% of guyz have flings/cheat while 80% of ladies cheat/flings...so if u find urself lucky 2 have som1 who is honest enough 2 tell you he has flings try to be considerate and a lil bit happy because if you like it or not my sis it wud happen...it takes the grace of God 2 find the 2% that won't do it...and the issue of you knowing wen he cheats lol u Neva meet real coded guyz....if every1 is saying NO way then be prepared for what comes next you either dump him and go 2 anoda guy that wud b extreamly coded and would feed you with lies or you just keep changing dem till you accept it has a norms

My elder brother falls into the 2% that don't cheat, I fall into the coded part, LOLZ.....We all cant be good you know, my dad won't like it.

kamdyjenny: Pls oohh I nid ur suggestions nd advice here. Am som1 dat loves to give a man some space nd then letting him do wat he wants. Bt trust me I cld be a great detector. I cld monitor everytin u do( I do dis stlyishly coz I dnt want to be called posseive). Now its rather very hard for my guy to cheat on me witout me finding out. Very hard! Coz I must. Ok now listen d last time I caught him cheating on me was 6months ago. I was outa of town for 1week nd He brought a gurl home. Ok wen I came bk it took me jst 2wiks nd I found out he was with som1. I confronted him,normaly he wld want to lie bt lata he said d truth and confessed hw wveytin happened. He said it was jst a mere fling. Ok! Now we where chatting normally some days bk, nd he was lyk can I let him have a fling? Dats is I wld be aware dat he is som woman nd won't complain, my first amswer was a sounding NO! So he went ahead to say he does nt want to kip lying to me anymore coz one lie begets plenty lies. Nd wants to tell him wen he is having a fling wit a gurl. Abeg oohh matured guys nd gurls. Wat do u tink abt dis. I prefer answers from matured minds. Wld u let ur spouse flirt??

Straight to your question, YES. I will let her flirt so i can also flirt. I hope that satisfactorily answers your enquiry. And yes, i am a mature mind.

Maya2pretty: ahahahhahahahahahaha, my score was not so nice and i have the timing to blame for it 43.39

Auntie no vex, the other people use different time abi your stop watch no function well? Abeg put the blame where it belongs, we all know you tried your best, there is still another chance waiting somewhere. All the best.

donvidar: #laughs in chinese#
But the truth is that,this doesn't BRINGBACKOURGIRLS

Our girls are taking in and will soon be delivering tiny tiny bokos while we are here defending a 'crashed' chopper on boko grounds that came down as a result of 'non enemy action'.

pyrex2row: Oh....i think the man should have as well filled in her reactions the days they had sex nah.....haba!! excuse column cannot be left blank on those days...seems prejudicial to me.
2014-06-10-----------Oga, what happened?
U had sex bah? where you satisfied with it or not?

16 days later!!
2014-06-27-----------Oga, what happened?
Uhad sex bah? what happened on the 22nd - 25th? U did not ask her nah? did u care to know if she wanted it on those specific dates? u were busy i guess so did not ask!

another 16day later!! its like its a routine dude! do the maths abi you no go school! if u can keep excel sheet! u should plot chart too and note trends...justmytots
2014-07-12-----------Oga, what happened?
u had sex with your wife. it was good. so no complaints bath.......


future! 16days later (7day from writing this post)
2014-07-28
Oga, I'm sure she would have had sex with you on this date but ur stupidity and impatience has just spoilt your chance of even touching her! she considers u & possibly the next guy that she finds attractive immature! O boy! don't spoil our show by posting ur stupidity online jare...keep ur shit to yourself....I can bet this woman is a good woman but i won't cos i don't know...i suggest you go and apologize to her and stopping making the rest of us men look like clowns...............mcheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........
sex is not everything you find in a woman............

Born a f00l, grew up a fool, getting old as a f00l and may just die as a compound........

You are a disgrace to manhood

In all these, does she pay ya azz, else whatever happened to the word 'shitcan her'......

.........Except she is wifey.....and doesn't beat you up......

If married woman knack outside, him husband go see the signs from 'ndichie' so he will quickly set the woman up for ostracism, but if he refuses to read the signs and continues knacking the wife and also eating from the woman's pot, he will die. But if he exposes the woman, the woman will be purified.

Secondly, a woman does not leave the man's house on an 'Nkwo' market day, if she does, the marriage is irretrievably annuled. Nothing will ever repair the marriage or bring them together again.

xplode111: Som1 dat calls himsef a lecturer comin here to do first to comment. Smh
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till *death*.....do us part

Mr. Lecturer....

Quite a number of speculations and wishful thinking. How much do they pay certified armed robbers and prostitutes per month. Define both in terms of profession.

Back to topic....what you earn depends exactly on you.

uch12: Hardie I know it not true but just d tot of it made me lose my mind for a lil bit. Some nigerian employers treat their staff wiv so much disrespect, u just won't believe it. D abuse is 2 much. Anyways hw u dey?

Fine thank you. I honestly cheated my employer today. I have done nothing very serious (with the exception of responding to a few mails and reviewing just one agreement) and it is almost 5pm. To make matters worse, the urge to even get down to real business is not there. And i understand what employees go through generally especially when working for one-man organisations, but that is the situation some pwople find themselves in.

Do have a wonderful weekend.

vivaciousvivi: And you are not forgiven. Go and Learn math!

Vivi, I don't need math in my life, well not at that level, I learnt enough to pass the exams i needed them for (including such funny things as differentiation when i was studying for an MBA), but now, my everyday job does not require a deep knowledge of mathematics. (I interprete accounts though and can work out ratios). By the way, $46k X the conversion rate in Naira is arithmetic not mathematics. But honestly I am done fighting, we can shake hands now, even if i am not forgiven, is that ok?

Rapmoney: Your reasoning is very poor...not better than that of an illiterate person. Illiteracy in English means someone who can neither read nor write. Does it mean anyone who is not exposed is not able to read or write? Think well before you comment. I pity those ppl who liked your posts.

Illiteracy does not functionally mean inability to read or write, note i said functionally. You may be able to read or write English fluently but you will still be an illiterate in Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa languages, if you can neither read nor write any of those languages

tiwalademi: empty barrel makes d loudest noise.

Very true.

Sanchez01: Hardbody, I have just one word or piece of advice for you; STOP posing as a nuisance. Fine, you claim to earn some amount people don't believe and you result to cussing and cursing some of those who made fun of your perceived lies. We should respect ourselves even if others don't respect us... That's the highest form of respect we can ever get; self-respect. Unfortunately, you don't have it, you demeaned yourself in the quest to 'fight back', which I consider irrelevant. To say the truth, you handled the whole thing like some 14 year old. In summation, people believe what they wish or want to believe. True, this a faceless forum but unfortunately, your aggressive rebuttals have proven your claim otherwise... Nothing is wrong in dreaming big and if people don't believe a Nairalander cannot earn up to what you claim you earn, then so be it... And as much as I tried finding some truths in what you had earlier put, all I found was...
https://blogs-images.forbes.com/peterubel/files/2013/02/truthlies.gif

OK. Satisfied?

vivaciousvivi: Excuse you Who the hell do you think you are? I jumped on the bandwagon without reading the thread? I have come across as ill-mannered "severally". you are clearly not ok! I ADVISE YOU to think twice, no thrice...before you type rubbish to me ever again else that Uncouth and ill-mannered behavior you have seen me exhibit "severally" would be directed straight to you. Nonsense thing!

BTW, Go and learn math!!!

You are forgiven. Go and sin no more

wizzyblast: really? it didn't get to you? Then what's the fuss all About "RICHIE"?
Executive manager... Oh yeah.. More like Yahoo boy.. Judging by the time you spent online dissing people, I put it to you that you're inFACT a blatant liar!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself for exhibiting your idiocy to the world.. Executive manager. .. Yup!... Heard that in 1905!.. . Block head.. Empty vessel... #goAndLearnMath...
By the way, be sure to check me out on Forbes.

Good afternoon Mr. Forbes....

I saw the name...wizzyblast.....

SangoCrusader: Bros, u get time sha. From 6am to 12pm, you have just been insulting people non-stop. So sm1 smwhere is paying your math-deficient head N2m a month to talk rubbish on forums. I don't even have your time today sef, just GO AND DIE!!!

Thanks. It is Friday.

hardbody: And they said i lied, made a report and i was banned.......Again.....

.....And that is after criss-crossing themselves, searching for reasons to denigrate me, and not finding any, all you get to hear is, 'Its all lies'.......

Anyways, I am done with this rubbish and those who have been my bedmates in the dirty quagmire, i wish you all well.......

hardbody: A certain spambot banned me for no explicable reason other than I challenged the rationality of claiming that 46k makes a man for life. I calmly read through a lot of f00ls living in their paradise but oblivious of the fact that 2m a month is not one huge sum for executive cadre in a decent multinational. I even noticed some porous brains assuming that good job and nice pay is dependent on your knowledge of mathematics only. I cringed at reading some preetyboi suggesting that I don't even have a job and went to dig up my old mails that obviously he did not understand. For the records, when I joined NL I was already coasting on the employment sphere, being a site acquisition manager in the entire country working for GLO. I joined GLO from another bank. Each and every advert I posted was in search of people to work WITH my company. I have never been out of job since graduation. I also read through some rational and food thinking minds who tried so very much to fight my course,as it were. For those who told the lie that whoever earns what I claimed cannot be spending time in NL only exposed their idiocy and ignorance. I am at a level where I give out instructions to junior colleagues and then supervise thier input. I have gone past the stage of handling files and looking for explanations, I query what my subordinates do bring experience to bear..

No apologies whatsoever. I earn upwards of 2m a month, the status car I raised in one of my chats was given me and its a 2013 pajero fully limited version. I changed jobs this January and was given a 2013 Avensis. The few NLers who have met me know. Idont need to brag. I am who I am, haters can go and die.

And they said i lied, made a report and i was banned.......Again.....

Zedric: Are there no female s*xholic celebs?

My exact thoughts. So only the men are raunchy?

Nnamdipaul: Please help out....
My cousin went to Cyber cafe today to process her UNIBEN post-utme and on the process to upload her UTME result, she couldn't access her result.
I tried checking it with my phone and I saw this...

She never told me she registered for two Utme until today.
The annoying part is that the UNIBEN post-utme registration ends on 22nd of July.
Please help out! Any remedy..?? She is seriously in pain and depressed. And this happened to be her only successful Jamb result since 3years.

Please MOD! On my kneels, move to front page.
Thanks..

Sure there is a remedy. Just Click on 'OK'.....

uch12: Alagbakwa gi there, u use belt on ur employees. Chukwu gbukwa gi ma dat ur hopeless uncle dat employed a git like u as a manager. I hate ur type, hisssssss.

Honey don't burst a vein on this. It is only as real as a mirage, and exists only in the head of the OP.

This guy is suffering from cerebral meningitis.......Datzall.....(Apologies to Oga at the Top)

Guy, you advertised Dogs for sale and put up your number but consistently refuse to pick ur calls or return them, is there something i need to know? I am interested in acquiring at least one additional dog and if you are still interested in selling, please do let me know

I read somewhere where the Arewa Youths gave Non-Indigenes a two weeks ultimatum to leave the North. I do imagine that if they do not leave, they plan on unleashing mayhem on them. Now i suggest that the youths direct their efforts and attack on the sect decimating their own people. This should be a better way to channel their effort and thus rescue whatever is remaining of their people.