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chairman: [/color]I believe that those that sign those death warrants and those still signing them will face worse fates unless they have not sinned before or at least will not commit any sin again after signing them. I know they will ask God to forgive their own sin

Bros no vex are u criminal or are you undergoing membership training? Just asking out of curiosity

[quote author=dimples*]My face is stuck on dat smile on his face

Will have to Hold on to som1 b4 i sleep dis nite [/quote]I am available to u any time.

PetroDolla2: Can you give me the address of your hostel at Osu, so we can go verify your claim? anyone can claim anything, you know,huh?

I am not a dummy , neither am i a fool. I am located around Oxford, slightly off Osu Akwajeh Park. that is as far as i can tell you. If you think i plan on disclosing confidential information, then you are probably as stupiid as the Bingo down my street.

As a reverse, let me know where to hook up with you in Ghana (cape Coast to Terma and beyond) and then i will lead you by hand to show you properties in Ghana belonging to Nigerians, and specifically my investments. As i speak, i plan to be in Ghana immediately after Christmas, I am buying some state Land in Accra and guess my intermediary, one educationist who owns a school in cape coast. You guys think you are smart, but your best is no where near my worst. Recognize

safarigirl: as it stands the most unpredictable country is Nigeria because this is an entirely different team from coach to players and they are all hungry for success, I don't remember any player from the 2010 squad thinking of a semi-finals spot or even round of 16 like these guys, the best thing is, the guys you see in the friendlies may not make it to Brazil, it's unclear who's in and who's out, you can't prepare your defense when you can't tell the position of your attacker. So yes, Nigeria can be called the dark horse

I am loving your analysis and the understanding of this game. I couldn't have said it better. Kudos

Wheellz: Nja get mth sha na so dem talk 4 all d wrld cup we dn ply...d rsult dy dia dream. Lt dem talk we wuld talk too, bt preparations mata. we nid a team wit depth nt jst flair. Saw hw we playd italy wit flair no depth d italians understood demslvs i ws suprisd wn oboabona said d playas switch as sun as dy gt d ball dy knw wia dy r. am nt syin we aint gud bt we shld do mre prepr in d field no n shld b our frnd we cme to win.
B it iran argentina r bosnia ~edin dzeko hapi wit drw syin dat dy wld qualify alngsyd arg. Me i dnt cre. Pik d best lt dem ply as a team lt us dream we wnt dem hungry offensive and at dsame tym dfensiv nd a freeflw soccer wit nyc fnishers.

Analyzing the raw data from your brain had been extremely difficult for me. The initial feeling is that you want to make sense but you have obvious challenges putting your thoughts down in writing in a manner that is comprehensible to the owners of the language that you purport to be communicating with.

Have you gotten admission yet? You need to do more in the area of essay writing. I wish you the best going forward.

safarigirl: Messi really isn't the star player for Argentina, when you hear Aguero and Di Maria, those are the guys we should look at, Messi isn't dangerous for country.

@topic, truth is, he doesn't know about Nigeria cos the current team aren't the same guys Argentina played in 2010, in fact, it's an entirely new team save for Enyeama, the Argentinian team on the other hand, is the same team of 2010, just a different coach, but 60 percent of the same players.

Argentina should fear Nigeria like Nigeria should fear Bosnia-Herzegovina and Iran, basically, nobody should be taken for granted...Argentina we know, but those other two guys pose more of threats, Argentina may not even progress from Group F

Something tells me you are right. Besides, if we are able to manage our first game, considering our record of improving with each game, Argentina being our last group encounter may just be sorry for being in that group. The most important match for me in that tournament is our first match, that will determine how far we go in this competition.

I saw this years ago, but my initial reaction was that kidnappers are given an easy task of deciding who to call in the event of a kidnap. ICE should be the name of the person taht is most important to you.

ebenezer4o2: Don't u know there are still many nigerians who aren't on facebook?Have seen many#

I am not. And do not intend to be

Mr Knowitall: Yes I actually do Knowitall my friend. I just want to see how much other people know.

Now i know you are trully an 'American'

All bragado and no brains. Please keep off Nigeria, we need less of your type here. Imp. Imagine the audacity!!!

Mr Knowitall: I want to relocate back to Nigeria from the United States and I just have some questions.

1) is this advisable to move from the U.S back to Nigeria?

2) are there any job opportunities available that one can make a comfortable living from?

3)what are the road and traffic conditions in Nigeria now days?

4) and has police harassment and political corruptions reduced? thanks.

Without caring to read other posts here on this thread, i want to say that similar questions have been severally asked and suggestions proffered in this forum, severally. Eventually the choice as always will be yours to make. I suspect that these questions are teasers to trigger arguments as to why the US or Nigeria is a better place. At the end, we quarrel, argue, abuse, insult and e-fight each other.
As for your questions, call one of your family members or friends to ask and make at least one trip back to Nigeria and then make up your mind. Enough said.

ghananotnaija: I'm here to bring back some of your oil money back to my country. I send as much as I can back to my home in Cape Coast. There are thousands of people like me. When your country has run out of oil and becomes bankrupt and reverts back to the primitive bush and jungle that it once was, at least some of the oil money would be in Ghana, used to develop that great country.

Ghanaians are tenants in my hostel at Osu. I am a Nigerian. How about that?

Law prince: [b]The worse disease that can afflict a person is for him to fail to identify his predicament.
The kind of blindness affecting those criticising ASUU definitely has no description to the knowledge of even science itself.
For those who per chance have their objective hats on, isn't that board at the front of the class a symbol that our university system is extremely lamentable, awful and unspeakable?
I'm certain that not even the worse universities in Sudan or Liberia still puts on such a disgraceful look as above in this 21st century.
What else if not such an extreme decadence will be the reason for the rejection of even our PH.D graduates in advanced countries. We don't even have a chance to compete with the least developing country.
It is a sarcasm to refer to many Nigerian graduates as 'Half Baked' while in reality there was no bakery at all.
Nigerian students don't even reason locally talk less of globally. Imagine a graduate that doesn't know the need of a common projector.
We definitely don't need a less revolution by ASUU. Lets cover our various sentiments and selfishness for the sake of our future. Biko!
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In comparative analysis, you use 'worst' not 'worse' as used twice in your post.

You dont say 'the worse' disease that can afflict a person, neither do you write, 'not even the worse universities in sudan'....

For the avoidance of doubt, you say and write, bad...worse....worst...

I am not indicting you, i am indicting the fact that your education is not even half baked, there was no bakery at all.....I recall i was taught this in primary 3

In your words though

bluerange: l had a nice experience with ABC Transport when l did that route. Their terminal is at Amuwo Odofin area.

There are only three means of this travel by road. The first is ABC, the second is ABC and the third is ABC. I can tell u bc I know. I have done all the other carriers and even traveled alone. My views are not changing . QED.

[quote author=IGBO-PRESIDENT]You are foo.lish. That Hausa boy told u the truth and nothing but d truth. Why call him names?
?[/quote]What is the truth you lowly sabotaging scumbag? You are such a deranged sellout. What do u know about the igbos? Which other tribe has been so accommodating of its own like the igbos? Where else do u find successful merchants taking in family and friends to train them in their trade to even grow bigger? You are more stuupid than the original poster. My bingo thinks more rationally than u. Saboteur.

Emytex boy: This was posted on an Hausa page about the south east and their struggle for Biafra.
I fear for the people of south east, who are in the fore front for the disintegration of Nigeria. My fears are, how can they survive?
Igbo people are known as industrious and enterprising, and this makes them not to hesitate in doing anything that will bring wealth. Majority of crimes are committed and started by Ndi Igbo all in their quest for money. It'll be a survival of the fittest and those that can't survive will run to other countries, but they will be turned down, because every country has its problem. National treasury will be looted and elections will be won by the highest bidder.
Kudi(Money) will be the order of the day. I pity the poor in that nation. It'll be better for them to stay in Nigeria and keep managing or they will use each other for money in that Biafra.
Umaru Auwal.
Biafrans, give us your honest view about this opinion of a northerner. No sentimental view.

My initial reaction was to ignore this heediot, but on second thoughts I felt I should tell the fool that idiocy shall never depart from their lineage. A madman is better than the OP because that one has been certified mad, but when a pig starts barking like a dog, then its obvious that whatever the problem is is genetically hereditary. Now go back and take the drug for managing your mental state and don't ever get out of the room until your caregiver says so. While at it, keep on eating and feeding your generation the shi.t you are all used to. Imp.

SQURA let's hook up instead. it will be better than all these date of birth ish that we are providing you.

sollkay: Why wud U̶̲̥̅̊ b afraid τ̲̅ȍ ask any of his friends or relative if U̶̲̥̅̊ aint d one cheatin.......its best U̶̲̥̅̊ come out clean o......wonderin if U̶̲̥̅̊ r not even d traitor here sef

Whenever a fool talked or typed as in this instance, you can only expect to hear or read foolishness. And they celebrated this heediot's birth. A trained dog is better than u any day.

mitey: Settle the matter once and for all. Just invite the so-called cousin to your boyfriend's place, be the perfect host and cook for them.
Chat with her as you would with your very close friends, but also ask questions indirectly, and with as much friendliness as you can muster. Try to be friends with the other lady. If she is really a cousin, then you've met his family member and it always helps to have a friend in your bf's family.

If she is not his cousin, he might not be comfortable with the two of you being close together.

Just be very watchful of their actions together and pick all cues, verbal and otherwise from their interactions.

If after seeing them together, you are still not convinced, invite her again.

If you are still not convinced, you have to confront your boyfriend immediately. Because otherwise, you will only plant a seed of distrust that will degenerate into something else later.

What you do from there on is up to you.


Hope this helps.

I go with this suggestion. In addition, while cousin is there and after having been well taken care of, kiss and caress bf after all family shouldnot get offended about that, then take bf to the inner room and go through the motions of making out with him, cousin will either quarrel or leave in anger. You would have confirmed a position either way.

mekaboy: so a case filed since feb is getting judgement in december. will 220k be able to take care of the damages on his car parked since?

this is why pple dont fight for their right anymore because before u get judgement u fit don old finish.

People thinking like you are the reason this country continues to slide. There are times you just test a position at law so that there will be a precedent. Apart from that guy that sued and won, dont you know that idio.ts like you have been given an opportunity to contend with LASTMA based on that judgment? Go ahead and leave your rights to God, he will come down and fight for it. I have never had LASTMA tow my car, the day it ever happens, i will leave the car for them in perpetuity until i would have gotten a similar judgment. The difference is that having obtained that judgment, i will appeal on the amount of damages and i will go all the way to the Supreme court, then i will come back and ensure that i levy execution against the exact officer that did the rubbish. By the time i am done with him, he and his family will be begging for food on the streets.

Nomski0: I love this! Very mature arguement....and kinda funny.

It was not really an argument, its pure logical reasoning and the effico brother should be on the first flight to hellfire because he is thinking and seeing 'carnally'. Do i blame him though?, Is that not how most brothers think?

This OP has some grey matter though, i give it up to him.

Ok. I leave Lagos on 22nd December, stop over at Asaba to avoid Onitsha Bridge traffic (and learn a few things in Asaba), then i leave 23rd early morning and drive through Umuahia (using google map) to calabar. ( I will learn a lot about Calabar and the Carnival and....) then on 25th Morning, i head up to my Villa.....

A nice thread, i will travel, i will learn.....

Meanwhile the opium taking, depressed, down-trodden and fickle minded Nigerians will troop there to flog the devil with Koboko. See what poverty and illiteracy has done to my people. They really are dying for lack of knowledge and some guy will ask them to contribute their widow's mite so that he will get richer and they will sink lower in abject poverty.

Such a pity.

hamzia: first to comment

Dummy=Dummier=Dummiest. (Only you one)

Ayam tayad.

They should head hunt me if they are really interested.

andyanders: No team is an underdog as such, we should drum it to our ears that we are going to Brazil to play any team. No team is an underdog as I earlier said.
If you are not ready to play in the world cup, then start looking for a cheaper team to play with.
Let it be England, Brazil, Spain, Nigeria, let them bring them and play together.
Dont know why we get scared whenever we hear the name of countries involved. Are they not playing with Eleven players.

Bros no vex, but eleven (11) pass (11) oooo

In our local parlance they say 'Man pass Man', apply that to the world cup and you will realize why it remains a near impossibility for Nigeria to defeat Brazil in this kind of encounter (not age regulated engagement).

Infact even the players play with a level of respect and deference when they meet their 'uncles' in the turf, it is human nature.

Robertbh: Omo I can't wait 4 the draw on the 6th of Dec. No prophet or magician on nairaland who has seen it already??

Nigeria is in Pot 3, butthe pairing is not known to me.

TB Joshua is not saying anything now oo, when the permutations become clear, he will announce what we have already known and tell us he can see tomorrow as a prophet. IF I HEAR....

pendusky: Nigeria has a lot of cultural and traditional beliefs and taboos. Some are actively practiced while others are dormant and are not necessarily practiced presently.

•For example in the Ibibio tribe using the left hand actively is a form of insult and seen as a form of negativity ,such as using the left hand to give or accept something and even using the left hand to eat.

• In the past, Ladies esp the pregnant women were not allow to look into Masquerade in the face otherwise she will born a baby that resembles Masquerade. but now adays U will find ladies taking a photo shot with the Masquerade

The taboos are not the same, they vary in ethnicity. Here are some examples:


•In the Eke-Idemilli area of the Ibo land, its a taboo to kill any form of snake.

•The Akwa people do not allow the killing on their monkeys, although this is not widely practiced in ibo land generally.

•Suicide in some parts of ibo land also is a taboo, and the family would be the ones to pay the penalty if anyone commits suicide.


•In some areas of Idoma land, when the king dies, its a taboo to mourn at the funeral.

•In some parts of Yoruba land , its a taboo for pregnant women to go near a corpse.

•In some parts of Benin, displaying palm fruits in public is a taboo , rumors have it that one could even loose his or her head.

•Some parts of ibo land forbids eating of yam in the month of August.

•In some parts of Urhobo Delta State, cutting of fire wood at night when the moon is full is forbidden, rumors have it that such a person could become a statue.

All these myths are just a traditional mans theory to find some meaning to existence. A scientist would call it typical hypothesis that can never be proved. This must have been created when man had total fear of the unknown and still tried to understand the universe.

Share any cultural taboo you know about in Nigeria here;

Bros, the scientist might call them hypothesis that can never be proved, but where i come from in Arochukwu, there is a 'mythical reality' that if a married woman screws outside her marriage and the husband gets to know about it, the husband should forthwith desist from eating anything cooked by that woman, the day he does, several negative things will start happening to him (as warning signs to put him on enquiry)and this will eventually culminate in his death if nothing is done to the woman. If a relative of the woman is aware and does not disclose this infamy, that relative will positively die. I do not need scientific proof of this, it has happened severally to my knowledge. I called it mythical reality because, while it sounds like a myth, it has been happening and continues to happen.

Again i know that we do not marry on a particular market day 'Nkwo' and any lady that deserts the husbands house on an Nkwo market day never comes back to that home (she will do that deliberately if she doesn't ever want to come back anywhere) and it is clear to both sides that the marriage has packed up irretrievably.

there are several other myths, breaking of kolanut in a particular manner and the sharing pattern, especially where you have only one kolanut and more than 20 people representing various communities, including even states. They bring in an intrigue that will make taht single kolanut go round.

I think our forefathers had good reasons in doing all those things then, which is why we are not letting our custom die.

Proudly AroMan-TIC

By usage, it is considered a miss, same way you should not use a laced shoe to wear a traditional outfit. I have no explanation to the reasoning behind these but if the world of dressing (a'la locally) thinks it is absurd, then it is best to join the band wagon as people will just see you as being unusual in your dressing if you were to dress otherwise.

peckhamboi: Kudos for kidnapping Deed aka Deridegull.

He mustn't be released.

On whose side did he fight? If he was a biafran trully, he will come out unscathed. Once a gallant soldier always a gallant soldier.

sammie4real: I hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

This is called money bags.

So send to atleast 5 people and money will arrive within 4days, based on Chinese Feng Shui.

The one who does not send, will be without money.

Send within 11 mins of reading.

Can't hurt, so I did it!
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We are the only generation
who have seen ...
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
10/11/12
& lets celebrate
11/12/13 too
Forward it immediately...
    You may be the first one to tell..

Forward what immediately? You are such a bas.tard. We read this as early as January 2 this year and almost a full year circle you repost and claiming that the one that does not send will be without money. I do not blame you, it is because there is no age restriction on this forum. eediet

All these aje paki names, na wa oo

Listen to the roll calls for our teachers way back:

1.Geography Teacher = Denudation. He taught us that topic for 2 or three terms
2. CRK = Sanhendrin
3. Biology = Photosynthesis
4. Chemistry = Chromoto guy = From paper chromatography, and he was a cool guy
5. Mathematics = Algebra

I cant remember the other names although essentially they were all nicknamed from the courses or subjects they thought.

It was fun back then.

horlajide: #Modified

Heed the sweet nothing I speak when I see a fine maiden I seek to woo

"For where thou art, there is the world itself and where thou art not, desolation!"
"I would not wish any companion in the world but you"
"I love you more than words can wield the matter, dearer than eyesight, space and liberty"
"Hear my soul speak. of the very instant that I saw
you, did my heart fly at your service"








Needless to say I leave them confounded like the way you are reading my post now

Little wonder you are still unattached and very single.