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prettyboi1989: Hey u can't blame d us if dey cudnt find anyfin, its quite difficult searchn 4 missin ppl in developing countries dan in developd countries where u av working cctv, facial recognition, finger print database, gps tracker on most cars, vehicle licence plate registration, etc whch helps in dia search for criminals n missin persons

The only thing i like about you is the frankness in calling yourself a boy, because that is exactly what you are. Think like a grown up, you may grow up someday.

bin gbagbo: To be frank and fair, nigeria have done well so far this world cup.
I personally think they have been lucky first of all by drawing argentina, bosnia and iran(weakest group) and enjoying bias officiating against bosnia. I believe Ghana or ivory coast would have done much better in that nigeria group, but hey, that is football for you where luck is key.
Without much ado, i strongly believe nigeria can cause an upset tonight by beating france and get into the quarter-final stage, but shouldnt be necessary happy if they make the quarter final. you wanna know why?

cameroun made the quarters in 1990 and that was the end of them

senegal made the quarters in 2002 and that has been their end

My own Ghana made the quarters in 2010 and witnessed a disgraceful outing this year

I am all out for nigeria tonight, but pray you go pass the quarters, else you are hit by the quarter-final curse. no offense. Thanks

Yours sincerely
bin gbagbo

Thanks bro but i will tell you the simple fact that you have omitted. All the countries you mentioned were at the pinnacle of their game. Nigeria is presenting the youngest team in the world cup and if these guys were to stick together in another 4 years, there will be nothing stopping them from lifting the world cup all over again (Note i am assuming its already a done deal - mirage?). These guys with a few of them are just maturing and will be well groomed to take on the world in another 4 years. Take that to the bank

Alikaxon: You are so unintelligent, I don't have to debate with you....

Fool. This has nothing to do with intelligence. You plan to debase and waste a lady's time for upwards of 6 years on the probability that you may or may not marry her. Worse still that probability is only known to you? Haba... There is God in heaven and he punishes wickedness such as yours. I suggest that you do it to no one. If you do, you will be punished. It is not a prayer, it is called Karma.

Lordabas: Brazil 2014 is the first time Africa is having two teams in the second round of the World Cup finals in the same competition.
I believe Nigeria will destroy France in the second round and Algeria will shock Germany as well.
That will set up a historic World Cup fixture in the quarter final…
Nigeria vs Algeria!
Nigeria through to the semi-finals.
I believe.


#FranceMustFall.

Hit 'Like' if you believe

Can you now wake up? You have over slept. And it is not good for you. *touching his forehead*.....Poor boy, you are running temperature....you will need some aspirin......

Alikaxon: I understand, but what girls need to know is that, we guys don't hastenly take such decisions. I may hav been dating her for 6 yrs because I see no reason to brk up. But we just can't take that decision cos we ain't sure, the future ain't certain to us, anything can happen. The patient dog sometimes eat the fatest bone or get starved. If she is patient til I'm ready and I later married her....she's lucky. She might stil wait patiently but I later didn't marry her also due to some considerations...

May this happen to your sisters and daughters when you do get them, then you will know what emotional disaster you would have caused some people.

ednut1: if na d igbos. dey wud have been cryin like fowls. making accusations.labelled dem BH yet dey had no weapon.jewish zionist suck abeg

You know nothing and shall never know. They have already infiltrated your silly SW and will start detonating bombs and killing your market women in Balogun. We are not allowing that BS happen in the core east. We are at alert. Whatever Kwakwanso or whoever it is wishes to say, the person should feel free to. Recall the attempted bombing of a church in Owerri? We are on top of this game having fought a war before. You guys aint because you remain cowardly now as you were then. Ope Oshi.

its a lie. i thought GEJ was the only clueless one

proudly233: I no know about una predictions oh, but the finals will be Nig vs Arg again, and this time around tables will turn.


We are winning this World Cup guys.

Take this to the bank

FIFA is under strict instruction not to allow an African country win the world cup in this century. Therefore no matter what we play, even if we get to the final, we will walk away with silver and ranked 42 in Fifa ranking.

easyway4me: How i wish MONDAY is added to the public holiday [color=#006600][/color]

In contemplation of Monday I already booked my flight. I will now see my MD and request for Monday free. So I resume on Wednesday. No lele

lonelydora: For me, I will be at work. U people should enjoy shaa....but na 'overtime' I go get that day

Bros no vex, u be factory worker abi na daily pay dem dey pay u

I did not know the OP was here until now. It therefore won't make a difference if he melted away. However for the avoidance of doubt, faced with the same decision, I will just fade. Why make an issue out of signing off? Were we contacted before your signed up? Now I am getting angry at this 'buffoonery'.

Go and Die.....(Apologies to Oshio baba)

Ok. I now understand this guy's predicament. He is following 23 babes and 9 guys (plus some 3 unidentified gender), little wonder he needs to now give his life a meaning.

Bro, too many babes will distract any guy anytime. When you come back, please learn a thing or two from your own error.

Needless to ask, OP either escaped from a mental home or is in the early stages of delirium tremens. I hope he has relatives and these should take him away before this state aggravates and he enters the market. God help us.

deshclones: You are extremely lucky i can not see you physically to land a hot angry backhand slap on that chubby cheeks of yours filled with lies ,bigotry and immense rubbish you chew from your APC's masters table.....

Same road a bonafide yoruba man OBJ(though his paternity is in doubt) could not fix in 8years that he was president...same road that obat,conoil,forte oil ,etc all owned by the western guys (although through illegitimate acquisitions) which also contribute to the roads breakdown and leaving it in its sorry state couldnt fix...you are here badmouthing a president all the way from the ND...who has human kindness in him and is fixing it for you guys....

You are really despicable and without any iota of gratitude in you...God and nature will forever punish gowon for keeping me in the same country with you people...and i mean every word of it.

I was gonna say AMEN to that prayer but I realized that Gowon's punishment is on-going with the daily killings and brutalization of his kinsmen by Fulani herdsmen. What more can I ask for?

Lilimax: omg
It is too early in the year to hear such horrible news.

RIP to those that lost their lives.

Is there really a best time to die? Indeed is there a better time? Death is just a sad situation no matter when.

[quote author=Voice of an Ink]I agree with your first sentence. The bank is responsible for safeguarding money you deposit into them and not money in your pocket or handbag. However, if you slip and break a wrist, the only compensation you may get is "eyaaa...sorry". One, you aren't a worker in the bank who slipped while performing his duties, hence they are not liable. You may be a customer but, there's no evidence that you didn't slip of your own error...your shoes may be the cause. Since, I don't expect the floor of a bank to be wet I don't think I'll expect a sign: Beware of wet floor.
On the other hand they may be liable as the floor of a bank should be devoid of excessive liquids and other materials that may cause harm. It depends on the circumstances. Why is there water on the floor? Is there a justifiable reason? These are questions the bank should answer.[/quote]You are gradually stepping into an unknown terrain. Your earlier postulation, though with warped grammar and boisterous use of the latin phrases, were never the less, in line with legal principles. However, on the present analogy of falling and breaking a wrist in the banking hall, please review what the law says about occupiers liability. Stop misinforming readers who are here to learn.

Adinije: if u haven't deposited ur money and it got stloen, it's ur loss but if u have just deposited and the bank got robbed immediately then it's the bank's loss.

This is the position at Law. There is nothing to add or remove.

zebra: Please, if World Educational Services (WES), a US educational evaluation agency could evaluate a Nigerian HND certificate and say it is equivalent to a 4-year Bsc Degree, what then is the problem of Nigeria and Nigerians? Many HND holders have had their transcripts evaluated by WES and the outcomes have been that the Nigerian HND is equivalent to a Bsc Degree. What then is making Nigeria to still discriminate against Nigerian HND holders? Try evaluating ur Bsc or HND certificate with www.wes.org and see. Or, is it that they don't know what they are doing?

Thank God I chose a course that is neither taken as a diploma course whether ordinary or higher nor is it subject to evaluation, you are either a lawyer or not. So simple.

Codedrock: click to see Lmao: braless Ghanaian girl’s Brea.sts Pulls Out Off Cloth as she Danced at a Muslim Marriage Ceremony[pic&vid]

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/maradona-writes-eagles/

He has an idea what he is talking about but is really not clear in his head the folly of it. He perfected the art of taking a cocktail of drugs and he used it extensively while playing withthe eagles but that enhancement has been his rise and fall. Today, his teammates wont take that coctail and wont perform at that level. We will meet them and play them on a level playing ground, with clear eyes, the rest will wait till after 90minutes.

[quote author=Mr•Olodo][size=24pt]Nairalanders today is my birthday also please thank God for mr.olodo am 39years today

thank God for making mr.Olodo Live long glory be to God[/size][/quote]If the pic is truly you, then your name was well chosen. I thank God for your olodo infested and characterized lifestyle for 39 years. Please remember that an olodo at 40 is a perpetual olodo . Please don't do that to your brilliant parents.

At least the guy and babe were able to hold a conversation and not all those hi, hello, asl pls,

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The National Association of Bankers (N.A.B) in Nigeria is in partnership with Chevron is organizing a seminal/training on self employment of entrepreneur minded graduates and applicant. This seminal/training will be conducted in four major cities in Nigeria, Lagos, Kano, Abuja and Port Harcourt, between the first and second week of January 2014.
Are you a young school leaver without a job, or an applicant? Write a business proposal on any kind or type of business that you can do in Nigeria, with N250,000. It must be a business on local content only. Importation of raw materials will not be accepted, all produce and products must be sourced here.

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All applications ends on the 31st of December 2014. Seminal date for all location will be sent via a text message only to successful applicants. Please note that application form is two thousand five hundred Naira only. (N2,500.00).

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take your fvcking roguery and thievery out of here, Heediot

Mr Knowitall: [b]Most Nigerians sell their properties to travel abroad because the rate of returns for their time, effort, investment,

education etc... is much better abroad.

Also, there are other factors you have to add to the equation: security, emergency service, stability, etc...

For example, lets say that your friends car was worth $8,000, his house was worth $80,000, and his boutique was

worth $10,000. Now lets assume your friend's boutique was bringing in about $16,000 a year, and he spent about

$15,000 to come to the United States. So your friend had a minimum of $98,000 minus the $15,000 he spent on

coming to the United States, so the moment your friend lands in the U.S he has $83,000 to invest in his future.

Because your friend was making $16,000 a year in Nigeria from his boutique, every year he Spense in the U.S,

he would have to make at least that much to at least justify why he left Nigeria. But since he had $83,000 cash

on hand, you will have to divide the $83,000 by $16,000 he was making yearly in Nigeria so this gives him a 5

year head start. Every dollar your friend makes in those five year is a surplus. If anytime within those five

years your friend gets a four year degree or some kind of technical training and starts making $44,000 a year,

your friend would be consider a brilliant investor. In fact, he could even go back to Nigeria an use his degree

to work and make more money than he would had made running the boutique. There are more variables to

the equation but this is just a break down i guess. [/b]

Ever heard the cliche building castles in the air? That is what both the guy that sold and your good self are engaging in. So easy to think of one way events, you have forgotten the what ifs. I wish him luck but I am also aware that lizard will never become a croc just because of change in environment. Speaking for.myself, I will never do it,.NEVER.

ATMC: bobo...no be like that. It hurts when yhu start a thread and some bad belle shows to put a damper on it.

I love ur guts and u write well, I hope I am following u, let me check....

agbameta: 30 years of crying to the same worthless FG is not enough? If Fashola can build the best bridge in West Africa in less than 3 years, how come the FG of Nigeria and the governors in the SE can not build a little bridge in 30 years even with their donated electoral votes for the Aso Rock dullard who is obviously taking them for granted...?

How hard is it to build this bridge? Must people die and perish before their corrupt, lazy and incompetent leaders lift a finger?

This is one reason I always break my journey if am driving to the eastern parts. I don't want to sink in my car. I usually terminate my first leg of the trip at asaba and take off the next morning early enough to drive through the bridge and Onitsha at regular speed. That way, I have no fear of staying long on that bridge and risking a collapse. I hope something is done soon though , the death of one is the death of all.

Eyop: Bro forget about that car because my very close friend's own was stolen at gunpoint at Mafoluku. When he narrated the ordeal to me,he swore never to buy any Toyota vehicle again. The same armed robbers that robbed him also snatched 2 Toyota Corolla,1 Camry(his own which was over a year old),1 Toyota Highlander and 1 Toyota Rav4. His own was the worst because he lied to them that there's no security installed in the vehicle thinking they will just kick him out of the car but he never knew they will drive it with him but after like 30mins of driving,the vehicle was off and that was how they knew that it has a security installed. He said they beat the hell out of him and after he showed them,they threw him out only with his boxers.

So why buy a car that you won't be able to go out at anytime.

My office wanted to buy a Toyota corolla for me then as a status car, I opted for a Hyundai Tucson after 3 of my colleagues had theirs stolen at gun point and one of the guys even had his leg shattered as he was trying to collect his official laptop. More than 4 years down the line, I am still owning my Tucson and enjoying it. It is believed not to have second hand value but I know the number of people asking whether I want it sold. I drive it at odd hours being a chronic nite crawler and no one seems to ever take a fleeting interest in stealing it.

florencejoyB: I agree. That's one of the reason why cars are stolen.

You just said you agree, what are you agreeing with or to?

[quote author=@muaa]In an Hausa man's voice "walai aiki banki aiki banza ne "[/quote]You be aboki pikin? Just asking oo, no vex

Labakeakin: Access bank asked all the executive directors and top management officers to resigned with immediate effect. Sadly no redundancy package. Salaries weren't paid to them after 3 weeks of resigning. Cars,generators etc were taken awayfrom them.I am not saying workers shouldnt be laid off but they should be sorted out and made happy for working for years at the bank. It's sad that the board of access bank as turn a blind eye to dis injustice. I have watched Access bank attitude towards their staff over the years it's appalling and sad. Access bank staff work with fear!!the fear of the deputy managing director is the beginning of wisdom. They are insulted and tramped under. They sometimes go to work employed n return home unemployed, the DMD who plays god. It's indeed a black Christmas for Access bank executives. God in His infinite mercy guide and prosper these executives.

Its both crazy and funny to me. These guys that call themselves bankers carry on with so much airs and think of themselves as gods and when the expected happens we start feeling sorry for them. I deliberately left the banking sector years ago during the capitalization era, people thought I was mad leaving the glamorous banking sector and going into some old fashioned non bank financial services industry. Today as I speak, I am changing into another job by first week in January while these super rich and very glamorous bankers are being asked to go. Lesson, take a long view of the industries and access the most volatile and avoid them. I snooped around in my hey days at the bank and I knew I had no business with access bank as the MD is not only a cow boy but very erratic and irrational. Monday business meetings start at 6am. Its all BS working with the fear of the unknown. Anyways, God be with them but I will never support any banking job in Nigeria, never.

isarumah: National Open University of Nigeria, sum of about N110,000 per Session. This includes tuition, ID card, ICT, course and exams fees for the two semesters.

NOUN follow?

Vivly: University of calabar 38,000-41,000

Na my units be that ooo. In my days it used to be free and feeding at the main cafe was subsidized that it was near free too. Caution deposit was like N20K and was refunded upon graduation and clearance.

I have however noticed from the trend that university education at least in the public schools are dirty cheap. The costs I am seeing are generally lower than what students pay per term in private secondary and in some instances private primary schools. I got a coupla cousins I am paying for so I do know.

My submission is that cost is relatively low for public unis . As for the fundamental objectives, I hope we know that that chapter is non justiciable.