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SonofElElyonRet:
@Harddiskng
Even pa Emma no talk again after the corroboration above. Learn to read preceding comments before typing so you won't type out of sync

I no quote you. Why you dey follow me talk lol.

No make i talk wetin dey my mind. Even your moniker is a red flag.

Baba shift abeg.

emmanuelewumi:
People say a lot on papers but implementation or sustainability of the implementation becomes a major problem.


The guy below promised investors juicy returns and we have heard cases of people who complained and he could not pay a refund

Lol at “G” - text.

No waste your energy, all these kin things they no dey tell person.

Any upcoming investor wey never learn lesson at least once in their lifetime would be very hard to advise. I see some people adverting all sorts here, anyone that falls victim only has himself to blame.

Wisdom is choosing your investment carefully and avoiding hulabalu

Amotolongbo:
Honestly, for a date, everyone should foot his/her own bill.

Date should be “You see me, I see you and we talk further”.

I don’t know when it became operation feed the nation. Some of these girls go on a date every weekend, what exactly are they looking for, if not “feed me”

That’s why I always advise, dates should be more than let’s take a stroll or sit or talk in a park somewhere. People you never know you are already spend 61k, let’s be real do they even plan to start a family together. Any babe that agrees to such level of spending is not wife material.

The boy should drop his account number, i can bet you that girl has no job.

emmasoft:
Norrenberger wants to challenge the status quo, apart from the cut-off time and rate; they are the only asset management firm that has its head office in Abuja. Watch out for these guys; they mean business. Seven years already and still counting...

Click the second link in my signature to open an account with Norremnberger for free.

With excellent operational efficiency, customers might even over-look 1%-2% difference.

When i see Stanbic slacking I just shake my head. Imagine them delaying a transaction for days cuz the person forget to put narration. Even after you send them evidence of payment showing transactions details in a follow-up mail immediately after payment.

It is like they have new generation of status quo workers, that don’t want to go even an extra mile, for any reason.

This is from experience, I use both Stanbic & FBNQ. I maintain a specific ratio between them. I didn’t know that for some reasons during that period, the bank i was using wasn’t sending customer narration.

24 hours later, FBNQ credited. After 3 days I was still speaking english with Stanbic. They were even the ones day that informed of the no narration problem. It was just very unnecessary, given the fact that i always message the customer service of both companies; immediately after payment, with screenshots, my Investment ID and evidence of payment. Imagine my disdain, reading from Stanbic customer service executive that the delay was because the initial transfer from an account also bearing my name oo had no narration like i also sent you a follow-up mail with evidence of payment why tf are telling me this

I would never have imagined a few years back, that FBNQ would over take Stanbic in terms of operational efficiency. FBNQ wey before they open my Money Market account, I know wetin my eye see lol. The mail trail long.

With Stanbic’s abysmal rates nowadays, my funds movement is sure. I just never get their time.

Hold your phone and your wallet in your hand!

I can’t remember when last i put these items in my pocket, since I had an experience when someone pickpocketed my small nokia touch-light several years ago. Thank God my iphone wasn’t present in the same pocket that day

Eko is not for the weak

Proudlyngwa:
The one my grandma planted

Nwakwo, tysia and Nworgu sold it to nde obunku


kolanut tree
Multiple udara trees
Peter mango and lots more.

Pray you don't have relatives that prefer eating the hen to eating the eggs.

At the bolded. It is the reason families find it hard to retain wealth for more than one generation.

Some people just want to put everything in their, especially when they didn’t work for it

Watched it, seemed like a friendly banter to me though. She was just nudging him to keep to time.

Lool

Funny how feminism is so loud in 2026 and the only way so many women can think to sponsor a decent lifestyle is through prostitution. Smh

Mrchippychappy:
Animal abuse. Poor dog, Is the dog OK?

Dog dey see things for this industry.

Make God protect all dogs. Na wa.

Pacesetter123:
Let me leave you alone cos you don't know what you are saying.
Even somebody that is selling akara in a main road is adding value to the nation.
So,I am a professional in my own field,trained in both home and abroad.
In my profession,there is no room for such complacency.If that type of high margin of error leading to lose of large number of lives occurred, you will not only be dismissed but will face prosecution.
So,are we not working for the same Nigeria also?
There is no profession without an occupational hazard.So stop giving flimsy excuses for failure.
If every other professions in Nigeria were to give this type of stewpeed excuses you are giving for security agencies,it means the country would have collapsed by now.

Go and get it done for your Country, now you are the one giving excuses.

If it’s easy go get it done. It’s that simple. Put your body in action. Help us, We are depending you please.

If you can’t you might as well just keep quiet and sit down in a dark corner, for the people “doing” to continue. Kmt another Social media warrior.

Some of you are seeing too many movies, you have come to believe terrorists walk around with a banner on their head “I’m a terrorist”. In a situation you line of 100 villages and 15 are terrorist, now tell me how you want to identify these 15 or you want to kill all the 100 villages. You have never been in a war talkless of an unconventional one like fighting terrorist. But na you talk pass. Cho cho cho

Pacesetter123:
Omo,see excuses for failure!
You were in this same country when US marine SEAL entered this same place you are mystifying to rescue their kidnapped citizen and they did it successfully.
Or you didn't read the news?
It was a trending news then.
So your excuses of the place being remote or the area being vast doesn't hold any water.
It is in that same remote places that the terrorists themselves do come out very freely and kidnapped people as many as over 300 at once and go back.
This same mindset you carry is the reason we are still in this mess and will still continue to be.

Oga join the Nigerian Army and stop spewing nonsense you obviously know nothing about.

If its so easy, you go and do it.

You are here just making noise and you have added zero value to Nigeria since you were born.

Join the Nigeria Army and fight insurgency since you are the one with the winning formula

Pacesetter123:
I hate it when you guys try to make it sounds as if fighting terrorism is a rocket science.
This people have camps.
Even if they move from one camp to another on daily basis, it's still in the forest.
With modern technology applied in warfare nowadays,those camps can be mapped out and carpet-bomb to ashes.

Vietnam is going to far back in time. Ask USA about the shege they saw in Afghanistan.

This one obviously has never lived in the North. I serve there, several years ago. I was even lead PO for a state election in one very remote village. There was no road to this village, it took us over an 1-2 hours on bike (let me help you put this in perspective, I live in Lagos; with free road bike can take you from Lekki to Alaba under 30 mins. Now imagine going for 2 hours with no holdup) the bikes were sliding, like it was on dessert sand, bike men were expertly using their legs to balance/swim it throughout the journey cars couldn’t pass it. I can’t count how many times people fell off the bike. We finally got there no single network. I was told you have to go to the peak of one place to make a call.

Do you know how many gallant soldiers have lost their lives but you are smartest, so you should they would have done whatever they could to end the insurgency if they could in face of their immanent death.

Carpet bomb to bomb who? Lol. Let me not say you are talking in the nonsense. Let’s give you the modern technology so you can go for us naa. Since you are super human or you know something we all don’t.

It is very obvious must Nigerians don’t understand the dynamics of the Boko haram problem.

If you know your enemies house, the exactly location. You just have to go there to go give am straight punch

However now imagine an enemy that has no fixed address it is here today and somewhere else tomorrow. This enemy can attack you easily cause it knows your house but himself he doesn’t have a fixed abode.

This one of the main reasons, USA lost The Vietnam War.

Even if you want to apply all the force and ruthlessness in the world (leveling affiliated ethnic groups and villages, it might likely get you no where).

olaniyilukman:
That is madness nd it makes no sense, i wonder how sane human will be dancing ro music for good four days non stop without feeling exhausted.. what is bedevil Nigeriansis more than this nonsense

Lol Nobody said anything about dancing for 4 days straight.

If just means music would be on for 4 days straight. Individuals can come and dance their dance and go home but music would be there for the next set.

But at this point in Nigeria, I also feel that we at the point where every Nigerian should be melancholy. Working and praying to resolve all issues facing us as a Nation.

yinchar:
After loosing the election, he staged a coup with his loyal army generals to keep his cronies in power, perpetually blocking the opposition from claiming electoral victory

This is new

Africans are very innovative when it comes to self-interest.

Skj13777:
Can't ladies avoid pregnancy from one night stand or flings?

If he were poor, would she have gotten pregnant.

Women know exactly what they are doing, these kind of women are not victims. Whenever they try to plat the victim card, just ignore them.

34 ke. We all know Burna Boy should be way older than though.

Baba sef don too do. Someone that paid for tickets to your show, has the right to do whatever they want so far e no disturb your singing

Plus their money don dey your pocket, nothing concern you. He was just acting way too childish.

EyeCumInPeace:
E no dey hard to track down civilians on social media, but if na Bandits use social media, it will turn to rocket science. 😁

For those that think they are very anonymous here, even to find any Nairalander in real life no hard.

It all depends the motivation.

Namaster:
"...I haven't touched her before and she's a believer..."



There are going to be two very DISAPPOINTED people in that marriage come January.

One is IMPOTENT and the other is a "believer", aka taking it back to back from her friendly neighbour while maintaining an ILLUSION of sexual purity for the responsible Church Bro looking to wife a believer.

The bible say wisdom is profitable to direct.

I have told a babe before, you form spirikoko. Your husband and you no do any at all till marriage don’t be surprised to find out after marriage that he is gay (or impotent).

Judolisco:
They won't stop until there is public execution of caught kidnappers and their sponsors

It is just bad precedent at play. When kidnappers see that people are negotiating and giving them money.

I remember when armed robbery was so rampant in the last 1990s. Then people started giving robbers zero tolerance. Any one caught, two second tire, fuel, matches. The memories of the number burnt offerings has not been forgetten till now, armed robbery declined sharply.

Dogalmighty17:
Who eats hero with rice? Eh?

Brother i fear who no fear Madam Caaz

Burna is mad lol.

They don pay for ticket. They have a right to be there. Nothing concern you with watin they dey do for there, so far they no disturb your singing

SisterAnn:
You should have just disproved my claims and spare yourself this rigmarole. 😅🤣

"Fulani Bandits Are A National Treasure To Nigeria — The Positive Activist - Politics - Nigeria" https://www.nairaland.com/8570426/fulani-bandits-national-treasure-nigeria

What i am disproving? Even the blind can see this.

I said it already as it is with the North, it is with the East. Exactly the same thing no difference. Everybody is pampering terrorists from the region including you! Yes you that is pointing fingers. You are supporter of a terrorist that was living his best life while sowing chaos and suffering in Nigeria, someone that was captured in Fendi clothes (over $1,000 on his body). He was safe in haven, you wey hand fit touch for Nigeria, you were a supporter of the coward causing confusion. Do you know that on judgement day you will be questioned on everything including this, the matter will be weighted, then your true intentions will be revealed and you be given the judgement due to you. Keep that in mind.

Is not a funny situation, you might think you are not rich but atleast you are okay. The people suffering for all these are the poor in the remotest areas, place you can’t live even if you were paid to do so.

I honestly do know how Nigerians how become such evil people. Worst part is that the evil is so ingrained, it diffuses of them subconsciously.

DomPerignon:
Men, I hope this accounts for dual sim holders because that's about 100 million people there.

Which means our population is at least 300 million occupying a landmass of just one million sqKm .

This is a ticking time bomb.

I served in the North, even as at them every adult there had a phone even if it was Chinese touch-light and most of these phones were dual sims too.

This statistic raises more important questions, regarding number of voters in the North. I have always doubt their astronomical numbers

It is as simple as this.

Igbo or hausa or yoruba!

But no, Northerners would say they are not “terrorists” they are jihadist

Easterners would say they are not “terrorists” they are freedom fighters

Southerners would say….

How did the people of Nigeria become so backward, self-centered and blind to justice.

SisterAnn:
.. so this mentality is not common to northerners?

Even when one of your most respected leader once proclaimed that a fight against terrorists is a fight against the north? Yes you know who I'm talking about. He's been consumed by termites as we speak and his restless soul roams the four corners of northern Nigeria.

Hell Rufai said bandits were just business men.. another mouthpiece of northern Nigeria.

Gumi transverses the length and breath of the universe making a case for terrorists.. another respected islamists from northern Nigeria.

What about the Satan of sokoto? Under his watch christians are beheaded and burnt alive for the glory of a stone god.

To be continued..

Can you see how SisterAnn tactically left out any mention of Nnamdi Kanu and kept pointing fingers. What of this person? What of that person?

This Nigerian problem is deeper than any can ever imagine. Catch a thief and sentence him to two years, you will complains from Nigerians what of this person? What of that person?

I can tell you for free Nigeria won’t get better any time soon not because it’snt a good country. It is the people! Everything God hates, na them. False scales? Na them. Dishonesty in judgement? Na them. Go to Church/Mosque but have no fear of God? Na them.

The sheer number of practicing people of faith (regular attendance) muslims and Christian can’t speak the complete truth, (it is always not more than half true with them) will tell you how something is very wrong with the people of Nigeria.

SenecaTheYonger:
This man is trying to tell you that, the bandits are carrying out the will of Allah, and should not be met with any kind of force. ]

Mind you, these bandits are killing people left and right. Forget that nonsense you see on the news, a lot of people are being kidnapped daily and it's not making the news.


Five of my secondary school teachers were kidnapped recently in Abuja-Kogi road, and it never made the news. It's also a big school too.

At the bolded you can see the kind of idiocy we face in Nigeria.

This a “big man” in Nigeria, saying this oo. Mind you Senate is trying to pass a bill to govern death sentence to kidnappers. Imagine fellow like this trying to change the narrative of people that are killing, kidnapping, stealing & lay waste.

The worst part is this mentality is not common to Northerners alone. Come to the East, well to do people like Mrs Bianca will tell you Nnamdi Kanu is not a terrorist. With all the lost of lives, properties and productivity just because of this man, inciting the East against a sovereign country and he is not a terrorist? Like how?? Are they even using any part of their brain. Like we didn’t see how Mandela did his non-violently.

Even his follower i think very low of them, someone is not in Nigeria, his inciting you putting your lives and property at risk. While he is out of harm’s way living very well and you beat your chest to support him, is this not folly in your path

Nigeria’s problem stems from the backward of its people, even the so called educated ones.

yemmit90:
Women don't rape and can't rape. Penis works with your psychology than physical touch, no amount of bodily touch can arose you if your feelings are not connected. You can put it to test, if your mind is not on sex or under a very sad situation, a naked sexy girl can sit on your naked divck and still not move you a bit.

Only a delude person will think a woman can rape a man withoout his consent, reason the law don't recognise such.

There are so many illiterates on Nairaland.

Just look at this comment

How do i start to educate this one now

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7125884/

tunapawizzy:
this Life is just a mess. We as humans are just struggling to make it beautiful, some have unwanted pregancy and even terminate it, others are spending millions to have a chance at conceiving

Brother, life no balance for some people

Husband and wife dey do frepor back and forth for years, plus millions spent no results.

But 5 minutes quick between two teens for toilet, belle don show

vicfajeze:
Wahala go bust ooo,wetin concern imam and Pastors for this matter?Dem be men of God

Even Jesus said “Give unto Caesar, what is caesar’s”

If Caesar (Government) demands you pay tax, you pay tax! End.

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Mark 12 : 15-17

Should we pay or shouldn’t we?” But Jesus knew their hypocrisy. “Why are you trying to trap me?” he asked. “Bring me a denarius and let me look at it.”

They brought the coin, and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?” “Caesar’s,” they replied.

Then Jesus said to them, “Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.” And they were amazed at him.

You see why i don’t give money to full body beggars. This morning i still saw an old woman selling pap. Still working, when she isnt supposed to but she doesn’t want to be a burden to anyone.

Then you will see fully able men and women under the cover of night just begging from place to place. The time i will slap one of them is fast approaching.

May her soul rest in peace.

chudez0147:
But wait O! Who climb dis woman? Some men can be so disgusting. Hmm

Not only that, two children and from what i can read it seems her “husband” abandoned her. Eternal fire 🔥 is a fitting punishment made by God’s infinite wisdom.

AZControversial:


The handwriting is not on the wall alone.....

It's now in the air....

I don’t know why some men don’t see a red flag even when the whole pole is on fire.

All men are the same, simple creatures. Likes peace of mind, want love, respect and rest of mind.

Woman wey two men marry and reject, as a man you shouldn’t think that you have the most manliness to marry her. It’s common sense to avoid such venture cuz he might be the one that won’t make it out alive.